Anyone else plan on committing suicide instead of being a wage slave for $12 an hour the rest of our lives?

Anyone else plan on committing suicide instead of being a wage slave for $12 an hour the rest of our lives?

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Why are you settling for $12 an hour?

Improve yourself instead. Or is that too much work for your pansy ass?

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I make $21 an hour.

Yup. Just got enough motivation to kill myself so I got a job to afford a gun.

Gotta find someone to sell it to me though cause I live in Canada :/ fuck this shit country

I'll sell you mine, I live in Minnesota so I can just drive up to the border

I have come up with a bit of a method and would like opinions

>buy 4 12 guage shotguns
>place all the guns butt on the floor
>run a metal or wood rod through all 4 triggers
>attach a long stick on either side of the rod
>guns will run up and down the back of my head mainly aiming for brain stem
>push down on the rod with enough force that all guns fire at once into the back of my head

I would much prefer overkill than under kill here, but I'd like to see if you guys would find any flaws with this or a better method

I much prefer the entry point being the back of my head as it will be less resistance to the brain stem

How much for it? And what gun is it?

>much prefer the entry point being the back of my head as it will be less resistance to the brain stem

That's how I've been planning on doing it, if I ever do.
I hope my arms are long enough

Go into the U.S. and buy one private sale, there is no background check, you can find deals like this on certain websites that allow private sellers to list

Also look into "slam shot, shot guns" on youtube, basically a metal pipe with a shotgun shell inside it and a nail to set the shell off

Use a stick, or even a string will work if you loop it around the trigger guard

...I spend a lot of time daydreaming on the perfect method

Learn a skill. Start a business.

Fucking christ I deliver parts to a car assembly line and drive a forklift for damn near $20 an hour.

Protip: get a forklift license. It can take you places and get you in the door.

Yeah, just buy a sawn-off double barrel shotgun with two triggers
Way easier to handle than your shady set up, can easily reach the back of your head or put it in your mouth facing your palate
If you really want those four barrels, buy another one

I tried and failed, and tried and failed, x500, all the fight is gone from me now, and I've been daydreaming about suicide since 18, I'm 28 now

Not everyone in the world can reach a point of happiness or even a point where they aren't suffering constantly...I'm one of the ones that gets pushed back down no matter what

I make $22 an hour so fuck you

I was considering that as well I just hope 2 is enough, when you consider what a failed attempt would be like then you tend to want to go overboard a bit

Blaming everyone else won't fix the problem, mate. Killing yourself will, but what's the fucking point. You've only got like a hundred years. Why not have the most fun you can? Why end it barely a quarter of the way through?

Call Dr Doug Lisle on Monday. He will sort you out in one session.

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I completely understand the utter lack of motivation. I still deal with it sometimes, but I met a qt3.14 on World of Warcraft of all places like 6-7 years ago. We moved in together like 3ish years ago and I just married her last month.

Life blows dicks but it's the little things that make it worth it.

Can you actually do it? Or do you think you'll pussy out? Plus don't use a shotgun man, you'll make a fucking mess

Honestly I dont really think about going overboard with mine, thinking of getting something decently powerful like a desert eagle, but that I can at least hide for a week or two so I can prepare.

You guys should listen to this... Really puts me in a zone youtube.com/watch?v=G7Q-nyx8W_U&list=PLxM9QbawDNJ3FpyFO4RIMteJTZYjTEl_W&index=31

Yeah one of the reasons Im not using a shotgun

I don't think anyone plans on working for minimum wage their whole lives. If you do kys is definitely an option.

Just start applying for jobs you find interesting OP. A lot of places might actually hire you if you show you have the drive, but maybe not the paper qualifications. Most shit you learn on the job anyway since they want you to do things their way. If you find a place with sweet bonuses you’re set.

does it even matter? a guns a gun

I'm italian, our wage is 7€ per hour... it's like 8 dollars...

Yeah but if it doesnt go all the way through -or doesnt go through at all- you can end up pretty much retarded / disabled and we all know we do t want that

you a weak motherfucker. who says you have to work for a living? everybody else that does obviously owes your ass a living.
or, you could find something you are good at and people will pay for and do that and be your own boss. i've only had that thing you call a wage slave for like 2 years out of my whole life. but then, we all bow to someone in the end, don't we?

Not op but for some of us, there's no fun left other than drugs and risky raw sex, so why keep puttering around in misery knowing full well that this isnt going to get any better

really as long as the bullet/projectile enters and destroys the thalamus or midbrain you're good as dead
But really, just buy a big ol bottle of vodka and drink it all. that'll probably kill you anyway and at least you'll enjoy it

Sigh... Honestly I thought about it just now... Ive been thinking that nothing can really make me happy but Il what I really want is someone that I can become really close to and feels the same way as me and we can just talk for hours and hangout...

Some of my friends are close, but they're nor close enough to understand me.

Thats the one thing that would make me happy
-or just killing myself would also do the job

It is what it is. Just be happy with what you got or live an angry life. There are plenty of pleasures beyond what extensive wealth can buy us middle class folks.

Be a hero!

America is the land of opportunity, do something faggot

>being dead is better than drugs and raw sex
just do it then

op dont blow your brains out go shoot up a school and scream aloha snack bar

Just try and go to a fucking park or something, as long as you are not a total creep some girl will get interested in you, maybe you'll get someone fun

you poor motherfucker

A HiPoint c9 costs $120 new from the factory. Plenty of poisons cost a lot less than that. Rope is cheap and fast. Face it, user. You're putting it off because you don't really want to die. You're hoping for something better.

You are that friend.
In the sense that body precedes experience which precedes perception and perception precedes mental activity and mental activity whether thought or sense or perception all precede or coincide with the coming and going of consciousness.
And thus to find the needle in the hay stack.
Set fire to these 5 piles of straw and kick a magnet around the ashes.
These 5 parts of reality are not you, your self, your soul.
These 5 are perishable.
Form, sense, perception, thought, consciousness, these are not my soul.
No...
But there is a coherency about this field.
I am not alone
In fact, I am prewritten in all aspects genetically, sensually, perceptibly... All my thought prethought before I hear the thought and my consciousness is predesigned to come and go even if I get knocked out and it came without my prior input but perhaps that of my soul.
Entertainment isn't needed in the universe.
Neither is food.
On fact.
If you stop eating in a way where you talk with yourself and about the approaching death of these 5parts of self regardless of all striving then it opens a door.
It opens a door to the spiritual, to the drug of self imposed starvation and self releasing bliss regardless, because why not? Why struggle? Why fight?
Death sucks and is super painful.
Dying is as the pain of everyone who misses you and the loss of all of them and yourself.
Moving beyond death will be great.
Takes about 3days or painful mourning, mourning of your own death and the mourning others do for you, but all is you, so when you die, uploaded to everyone else.
Spread thin.
But yeah,
If you like drugs,
Get into the way of the Buddha
Fasting, meditation, bliss, fun, bravado.
Burn away the 5 fingers of the hand of lies, lying upon the end of the arm of ignorance, see the soul from which they extend. Have no fear my friend.
Find your needle.
Even though the needle is not existing.
It has no exit stance.
It is too good to be true, but
You are God.

I want someone else to talk to me. I want to listen like someone can listen to me

Im never going to give myself self satisfaction. Its just never going to work

Davenport fire arms model 1885
$100
Thing kicks like a bitch

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I got fired from my wageslave job yesterday and I'm going to commit suicide.
When the time comes i'll livestream it, it's not going to be special tho because i'm going to use heroin

I'm a eurofag so if someone can sell me a gun i'd be very happy

I just saw you said no shotgun as I tried to sell you a shotgun.
I've got a .22 pistol for $300

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I'd like to buy your shotgun.
Is there someway for you to deliver it to germany?
I have over 1.5k bucks available

I actually live near germany so

Rope is not fast FYI.
Tried it and your body has a will to live you cant believe and it will take over so unless you hang from a tree, a door knob ain't going to cut it..

Nah I'm good as long as I can leech off my parents. Plus alcohol, weed, xanax and sleepig pills make my life manageable.
I will off myself when they kick me out though

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Don't be a fag

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Why not buy a hunting shotgun? I mean even in euro-poor it cant be that hard to buy.
In USA I bought this at 18 with just a driver's license lol

I need a "weapon card".
To get one you have to get tested if you're mentally stable... well I ain't.
They'll never give me a gun.
I just want to die and this fuckwards don't let me I hate it so fucking much.
Americans are so fucking lucky

Already have. Best decision I ever made.

Can an american buy one over there for hunting? Or do you have loopholes like gun shows where a private party can sell to a private party with no checks?

I honestly don't know
I live in a small shithole country side.
It's impossible to get guns illegaly or any drugs to end the pain and suffering I have to endure everyday.

To OP & all other weakling faggots thinking about suicide, no one will miss you. Also pic related as none of you have the balls to actually go through with it

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How the fuck is thing supposed to work? Firing pins are are much smaller than that bolt. It’s going to take a shit ton of pressure to dent dent the primer with piece of shit. How are you going to keep the thing flush to your head or mouth and fire it?

This looks like a good way to make a mistake and end up pic related.

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Brah, why not come to the US? It's super easy for a white guy to buy/get a gun because the loopholes, literally you could get an unregistered gun in like one week tops

> Suiciding with a .22
Top kek

I don't have that much money.
But I'll get my next paycheck in 2weeks
and should have over 2k
If I then wait another month i'd have over 3k and could sell my pc to have even more money then take all my savings and travel to america.
Am i really able to just buy a gun how does this thing work?
I really badly wanna die i'd do anything kek

You have to be an american citizen, sorry eurofag

You only need like 2k tops to get a round trip ticket (yes round trip because otherwise you won't get your passport approved), come to my city and we'll go to a gun show and you literally just have to ask to buy it, and if they believe you're of good moral character (which if you're white you are to them) they'll sell it to you on the spot.
lawcenter.giffords.org/private-sales-in-minnesota/
AMERICA FUCK YEA

Wow thanks man
Guess i'm coming to america in about 2months

So yes, technically to legally buy from a shop, you gotta be a US citizen, but private sales you dont need any of that and it is literally the easiest thing to lie about and get a gun especially am old single barrel shotgun because everyone knows you cant do real damage to others with it.
Basically it's so easy to illegally obtain one it's practically legal

>Go into the U.S. and buy one private sale, there is no background check, you can find deals like this on certain websites that allow private sellers to list

You’re a fucking no gun retard who watches too much CNN.

What you have posted is completely illegal. A private sale of a used gun is very much state dependent. In my state, a private sale OF A USED WEAPON, without a background check, is real good way to experience salty jail cock.

>websites
That’s going to require transfer from an FFL faggot.

Shut the fuck up and stop posting fucking faggot.

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No shit I had a similar plan, or at least similar enough for this to remind me of it..I went through a dark time.

Plan was to take a piece of black pipe, the kind of steel coated pipe you see running along the ceiling in basements and shit, and just tape a shot gun shell to the end since it slid in perfect and stopped at the rim of the shell. So I had that, and this piece of wood I embedded a bb into so it was still kinda sticking up. I was going to put my face over the other end of the pipe and just drop it onto the piece of wood, hoping the bb would be enough to set it off. When it finally came time to do it though I pussied out and now I'm here, shit posting on Yea Forums at 6am instead of going to work, just like the good old days..I hate you faggots just so we're clear

Kik me if you actually wanna come to the US and explore a little before you evaporate your brains
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I mean honestly you could have done the pipe but lit a small fire in it with gas. I've thrown rounds in a bonfire and they'll go off since maybe something like that would work more consistently?
Idk, we should be asking /k/ about this

Just do it, but dont be selfish take a coupe of muslims with you!
It would be so nice if everyone who commented suicide goes on muslim killing spree beforehand.

Very true. I vote this

I don't have kik
I'll save the username and message you when the time comes.
Still need more money for a trip to america

Well No...I get 38$/hr with only 28hr/week

This guys a fucking retard. He doesn’t know shit. You have to be a US citizen.

Minnesota evidently has far looser laws than in my state but you still have to be a citizen.

My guess is he is lying to you because has a rape dungeon set up and he wants to play Zed to your Marsellus Wallace. You get off that plane you may get your wish of death but it won’t be quick or easy.

$12 an hour is a 50% over min wage rate here.

I get urges. For example I'll be driving and my mind will flash me an image of me turning into traffic. It hard though. I really enjoy food and cumming. its almost enough to not kill my self

Get a girl to make food for you and suck you off.

Can't stand women anymore. Only took 1 divorce and a nightmare of an x wife.

Lol, I'm straight out of uni so I dont have the sex dungeon yet sadly.. I do own a house though!
And I dont really understand how you keep thinking the German guy is going to get a gun legally. He is going to lie, he is going to use a loophole that makes it easy for anyone white to buy. What he is doing is illegal, but also easy.
I dont think you have ever held anything more than a BB gun in your little hands. It's okay, not everyone can be a desk soldier like you :)

I love this picture, but it's 100x easier said than done. I'd love to pull up stumps and fuck off, but that shit is expensive. Hell. Just for step 1 that takes a shit load of money

cringe