YLYL
Only the darkest Humor shit
YLYL
Chase Gonzalez
William Anderson
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Daniel Smith
Lol.
David Martin
Kek, he's ugly as fuck.
Colton Sanders
Sebastian Barnes
Cameron Gonzalez
What's going to happen tomorrow?
Mason Reyes
isnt loli against discord tos
so if this was on you shitty discord it would be shutdown if it was reported?
its like giving a nigga a gun and ammo then saying that he wont shoot you
Austin Anderson
He's just a four-eyed twat.
Jonathan Hall
William Stewart
Tyler Edwards
Andrew Scott
Same fag
Connor Rivera
LMAO.
Leo Hughes
A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
“You wanna come back to our place?” the nigger asks the faggot. “You can toss my Mexican friend’s herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend’s wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole.”
“Literally nothing in the world would make me happier”, said the faggot. “But first I need to start a YLYL thread on Yea Forums. It will just take a moment."
Adam Myers
Do you hear something?
Joseph Gonzalez
you think anyone will think that's original but you're wrong. Just because you added a few adjectives doesn't mean it's not plagiarism.
1/10
Gabriel Lee
Aiden Martin
You forgot the part where the laptop lad pulls his finger out of his ass and licks it clean.
Landon Martinez
Owen Reyes
Alexander Williams
Isaiah Richardson
Brandon Bell
Juan Lee
>facts are the "liberal agenda"
Leo Morgan
lost
Evan Murphy
Owen Smith
Anthony Murphy
Gabriel Torres
Oliver Martinez
Dominic Kelly
Ryan Foster
William Wilson
Joseph Evans
>your censored
you can't "have" a censored
Logan Allen
This one is so good on so many levels!
Jonathan Jenkins
Perhaps our family shouldn't have tried to make an extra buck selling her on the corner?
Liam Johnson
Jordan Ross
Matthew Sullivan
this made me lose
Evan Cruz
160 mil
Ethan Perez
*honk honk*
Henry Collins
That makes me wonder how many rapists he did kill. Muslims often don't report when they are raped because of cultural reasons.
Alexander Thomas
Indeed.
Jason Perez
Loose
Zachary Morris
Jason Taylor
Liam Murphy
Hunter Davis
Only humans can be raped, so Muslims cannot be raped.
Henry Turner
Adam Garcia
God the state of Yea Forums is heartbreaking and weak. Even just 5 years ago this thread would have been fucking hilarious. Gone are the day of maximum shock and brutality.
Brody Torres
>he wants another shovel dog
Dylan Lopez
Luis Allen
Hawt
Nolan Howard
what this gesture even means ?
Zachary Hall
It means fuck you dipshit
Justin Sullivan
if you look into it they are allowed to punch you
Isaiah Green
niiiice
Michael King
Parker Nguyen
Jose Brooks
Brayden Jones
Cooper Cook
it's a demonic sign that spawns cancer in your rectum
Justin Nguyen
Dominic Robinson
Logan Gray
Would still fuck doggy
Jacob Jones
Elijah Fisher
Jackson Scott
Brody Campbell
ya i know but how was it invented where it came from ? wheres logic ? its like you have to backflip and shout "fuck giraffes" when you sniff cheese
Jackson Jenkins
Jack Martin
Easton Mitchell
Asher Powell
Nolan Allen
Ian Young
Carter Baker
Zachary Young
Chase Campbell
Juan Jackson
Grayson King
Owen Diaz
Asher Fisher
This is pretty far from dark humor. Kinda light af
Grayson Hall
Oliver Long
Josiah Collins
Josiah James
Would fuck Missionary and stare into that red nose.
Grayson Wright
Nicholas Ortiz
Ian Garcia
Cooper Russell
Jaxson Clark
Gavin Garcia
They're not even my friends.
Henry Diaz
Kevin Jones
Elijah Smith
Nazis are lower than dogshit. They should be killed on sight.
Colton Cooper
Josiah Jackson
Angel Howard
Parker Brown
Kayden Young
Liam Scott
It started as a troll to piss off Tumblrites but the real white supremacists (like the absolute retard tier ones, i.e. Stormfaggots and Breitbart) decided to use it for real as a subversive sign of White Power affirmation. It's a forced gang sign that roughly makes a "W and P" with the fingers.
Hudson Morris
Levi Sanchez
Who's that guy ?
Mason Ross
Jaxon Kelly
He's our savior
Adrian Lewis
Only the leftmost one is real.
Isaiah King
A popular saint in NZ
Benjamin Green
Michael James
Trips and lmfao saving this
Isaac Myers
>Press F to Pay Respects
Gabriel Edwards
Police: Suspect in 4 Phoenix killings said God told him it would be OK to kill wife, children - azcentral.com
Cooper Morales
Name ?
Anthony Fisher
>imagine being this fucking new
Christian Adams
have you not switched on a tv in the last couple of weeks?
Isaiah Martin
it means "fuck trump"
this police do not approve his policy
Benjamin Watson
That's not trips newfag
Andrew Martinez
Wtf, the guy was a /pol/ user ?
Tyler Roberts
Tarrant was Australian you dumb fuck
Noah Jackson
>facts
“Facts” are very much you sweet child.
Jace Sanchez
on 7+1 chan
Evan Long
I didn't make the meme though
Jack Mitchell
>the point
>
>
>your head
Jack Myers
Xavier Phillips
Why do you keep posting this in every thread?
Carson Adams
What do you think about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he injures cats.
Matthew Wood
You’re retarded
John Myers
>Girl
John King
Jack Sanchez
>this
And they should wear Go Pro gear when they finally do it
Christian Morales
Got those hadji cunts good.
Joshua James
Jeremiah Wright
Because people need to know the reality of religion user.
Carson Gonzalez
Jonathan Flores
Landon Taylor
Wyatt Roberts
Liam Collins
Wyatt Martinez
Matthew Walker
OC don't save
Nathaniel Hernandez
he truly is an evil monster I wish he was hung upside down on a cross and force fed his testicles
Luis Perez
Did someone say YLYL?
Tyler Bennett
Fucking lost on this.
I'm sad at myself.
Evan Cooper
I wish I could see his face get crushed.
Xavier Kelly
LMAO, I hope he gets torn to pieces.
Joseph Thomas
And then all the dogs and children he's raped would be happy.
Ryan Carter
Yes, every fucking time.
Kevin Sanchez
i remember this shit existed already 25 years ago in kurwaland when i was in kurwaschool
David James
This gesture is a sign of another successful raid on a negros home
Charles Walker
Dominic Gomez
Sure kid.
Isaac Garcia
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Connor Powell
Carson Ward
>loose the election
>Loose
are you the time traveller??!
Carter Scott
Ethan Bell
I would fuck her missionary while honking her nose and then cum inside of her pussy with the force of 1,000 suns.
Elijah Wood
John Walker
czkd
Kevin Smith
oh god no
Nathaniel Gomez
were they all wearing explosive vests?
Lucas Cooper
its a mosque, of course they were
Mason James
he a good boy
Ian Ward
god YES
Cooper Powell
I have no doubt in my mind that 99.9% of its usage in that context is just sarcastic edgelords trying to piss off people like you that take it seriously.
Carter Cooper
kek
Jason Smith
Justin Moore
he wuz just jokins shootin at da floor, but them racist cops uzed dis as a excuze to murder ma baby boy!
Elijah Williams
David Wright
This proves it, the left CAN meme.
Nathaniel Collins
you're are censored
Kayden Garcia
Josiah Cruz
Kayden Bennett
such a sad little boy attempting to p/s. girls won't even talk to you will they?
Dylan Rogers
Ethan James
I'm not offended.
Brandon Ward
Underrated post
Cameron Young
ay lil mama
Isaiah Moore
Adrian Adams
Brody Martinez
He's mossad you fucking clown
Brody Barnes
fucking oof
Ryder Lewis
Except that we have no context for why the boss thinks the guy's a Nazi.
Maybe he thinks certain groups of people should be killed for the benefit of the Reich and the white race.
Or, more likely, he isn't 100% supportive of the LGBTQ community, immigrants, and/or Islam. And to the extreme left, that's just as unforgivable.
Aaron Nelson
Dumb bitch
Isaac Barnes
They were muslims. What do you think?
Cameron Morris
When shitting on the street goes wrong.
Brody Fisher
At least nothing of value was lost.
People playing around with a gun in a car? Acting tough and showing off for social media? Of course something awful is gonna happen. Guns are for the firing range, hunting, or life or death situations. Don't play with them. Ever.
It's just like if you ever find yourself standing on a roof. Ask yourself "Why am I up on this roof?" Is the answer "I'm a roofer?" Is the answer "I'm installing solar panels?" No? Maybe don't be on that roof. If the answer is "I'm gonna jump off it because it'll be awesome," then I have no sympathy for when you crack your fucking head when you miss the pool or trampoline or snow pile or whatever the fuck you're aiming for.
James Lewis
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
Asher Cruz
Why tf Are They trying to rape the fat one? The blacks really are rock dumb.
Aiden Collins
Jonathan Bailey
Evan Myers
Conspiracy saga
Jaxson Reyes
WTF where is that dude
Angel Butler
lost
Juan Campbell
None of them are real you idiot.
Hunter Young
Why do they look so cringey?
Colton Nguyen
Camden Ward
>Hey let's all group up together in a place with no cover in the middle of the battlefield
Fucking sandnignog logic
Parker Collins
Colton Price
Landon Ramirez
once again, liberals prove themselves completely incapable of recognising irony.
Tell me again about how there's big conspiracy by white people to keep minorities down (except for Asians, South Asians, Africans, Arabs, and so on)
Ian Evans
Dylan Brown
I kiked.
Luke Stewart
honk honk.
Levi Anderson
oh man i looove this,I don't know even why
Robert Thomas
its nice seeing a bunch of niggers and faggots getting drove over
Angel Johnson
Does anyone can explain what tha hell are they doing,all i see here is that they are acting like some cows,is that some ceremonial thing or what?
John Sanders
Fake and gay, none of this will happen.
Zachary Wood
What's this. Gay pride of smt
Hudson Thompson
Ayden Richardson
No, because I'm beta
James Nelson
i think its Charlottesville
Kevin Flores
>Still won't ban Holocaust denials
Andrew Parker
Did he kill guys with swastika on forehead?
Isaiah Perry
Thank you user.This is some scary thing when i'm watching how can some peoples be easily manipulated to do wicked things like this
Jackson Murphy
Joe won't get the nomination. It'll be Kamala. And she will lose.
Nathan Cruz
it's so reasonable to drive through mobs like this
David Smith
What does clown pepe stand for? Completely missed his new form...
Noah Roberts
she changed man..
Charles Howard
Jason Rivera
it's like watching a documetary
Thomas Gomez
thank God this didn't happen. It would have triggered the Apocalypse
Jack Hernandez
You can literally see their genes going back because of the inbreeding
Logan Edwards
This made me laugh
Zachary Nelson
I'm offended that the christian cross and the crescent moon of islam are missing
Joshua White
Carson Davis
What is with the Schwartze Sonne all of a sudden. Starts to pop up everywhere. In ukraine and in Czech they use it in flags now
Josiah Myers
Life of Bria is Vancouver’s premiere transgender themed webcomic, and the brainchild of Vancouver author, illustrator, and Karate expert, Sabrina Symington.
every page has a donate link.
Stop enabling this faggotry.
Angel Roberts
same shit, different frog - edgelords trying to normalize a cartoon as a dogwhistle for extremists
Jacob James
Does anybody know why the rockets trajectory is so wiggly? How does the guidance system work?
Jose Hill
prob heat target. that would be my guess at least
Jaxon Hernandez
what the fug? what is going on
Nicholas Bennett
The left can't meme.
It's impossible to even explain what's wrong with this.
How and when did this mental illness gain sichassive strength.
WE ARE AWAITING YOUR DEATH!! THE SOONER THE BETTER
Joshua Thomas
master race, obviously
Carter Lopez
Looks like a TOW missile, a Tube-launched, Optically tracked, Wire-guided Missile. Basically the guy that fired the launcher can alter the trajectory of the missile in flight
Joshua Price
Thank you anons!
Levi Gutierrez
At least a run-on sentence would have a comma, learn grammar autist leftoid
Gabriel Ward
>
>At least a run-on sentence would have a comma, learn grammar autist leftoid
At least a run-on sentence would have a comma, learn grammar, autist-leftoid
Alexander Martinez
Lmao look at this gay, he doesn't even own a censored
Angel Edwards
these cops are still retarded though, he stopped shooting, they didn't even allow him a chance to surrender once he noticed them
and he wasn't exactly unprovoked, proper force or not.
really that whole problem got this big because everybody is oversensitive to it from all the media attention
Hudson Mitchell
Benjamin Butler
What's so funny?
Justin Kelly
Last I heard this guy actually survived
Luke Bennett
Mmmmmm, I’d like to honk her horn and put some cream in her pie. ;)
Xavier Cruz
>memes
You mean 1 guy trying to force it. That doesn't make it a meme
Aiden Baker
Sage this garbage
Owen Brown
user...why?...
Liam Wilson
Yup, pretty much
Thomas Flores
(Large red text) "You Pajeeted."
Jackson Perry
There are often circular current under the dam, that makes it difficult to get out.
Christopher Barnes
The new zealand shooter has made it popular.
Jason Gray
you would shoot too if some ooga booga came running at you
Aiden Bell
>The left can't meme.
I THINK they maybe just have different subculture and thus have different sense of humor. Don't you think that might be the case?
Robert Hill
(Large red text with rounded corners)
"Pajeeted."
Also whatsoever the fuck was he doing? Based on others comments I wonder Did he commit a double poo-acide?
Why what-the-fuck?
Aiden Robinson
If he shot once again and killed or hurt someone else, cop's would get the blame as well. I am not saying they were right to shoot him, but it wasn't exactly unreasonable either.
>really that whole problem got this big because everybody is oversensitive to it from all the media attention
Agree on that.
Levi Morales
/pol/ made it big. The NZ shooter helped as well but it’s been prevalent in /pol/ memes for years.
Nathan Cruz
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Levi Jenkins
Lol le far right maymayers BTFO THEY CAN'T RECOVER!!
Henry Robinson
>haha i was only pretending to be retarded.
>trolled you
Landon Ortiz
Or, he's just a retarded autist who can't produce a better comback than "no u!"
Liam White
Otay
Liam Young
Typical white people behavior. Fucking animals.
Ian Edwards
Driver's getting raped by niggers in prison now, LOL. Hope it was worth it, Nazi scum.
Jaxon Stewart
this time, it really does stand for white supremacy 90% of the time. they're going to say it's just a frog with a clown nose or whatever, but don't be fooled. there's a clear pattern to its use, and it aint good
Charles Taylor
Seriously though is it a hormone imbalance? Hitgirl looks like she got red robins revenge
William Wood
Tldr. Also you're a faggot. Nobody likes you or cares about this guy. Fuck off b forever
Easton Allen
excellent
Nolan Rodriguez
abort your kid*train whistle*
Daniel Mitchell
In India instead of swirlies you get curb stomped
Nolan Flores
He just steered off the edge. Not the right move
Jason Myers
Lurk more faggot
Grayson Rogers
if only
Nicholas Phillips
It has to be below the waist tho.
Parker Reed
>Also whatsoever the fuck was he doing? Based on others comments I wonder Did he commit a double poo-acide?
>Why what-the-fuck?
He was shitting on the designated shitting street, but then slipped in his own shit, stumbled, fell down, and had his head fucking exploded by a truck running over it.
Brandon Brown
Is this the new banana?
Jack Murphy
This one gives pain
Nathaniel Cooper
Where is the money Lebowski
James Evans
get back in the oven kike
Asher Stewart
nigger priest told them the grass was blessed, so they ate it
William Wood
Yeah, because clearly this fine young gentleman would have been "Ah, there you are: I was waiting for the cops to show up, so we could get rid of these scoundrels. But since ammidable time has gone by, I had to resort to partaking in this act of justice myself.
Allow me now to place this gun on the floor, and wait until justice will preside over this place once again once I've explained my actions in court."
Of course not!
He's a fucking monkey. And fucking monkeys are gonna monkey.
Good fucking riddance, I say.
Gavin Hill
if we were counting with the total weight of foreskin it could have, the terraces will collapse for sure
>shame!
Sebastian Edwards
Is there a version of this video with bowling sound? Because there should be...
Joseph Torres
this is Ray Pist's son, feel old yet now?
Blake Watson
space marine style
Parker James
The Muslims do the raping. He was doing God's work
Parker Jones
Furthermore, you know if your girl is a stupid bitch. If that is the case you probably should not hand her a loaded weapon and let her point it at you.
Nothing of value lost fasho
Ryan Hill
Though true, it's not much of a joke.
Chase Bell
People actually think this is decent. With 100% sincerity. I swear they are the same people who jack it to shit like efukt.com
Xavier Cook
Conservatives have much higher self reported happiness and have for years and years.
Ryan Ramirez
if cops don't give them the benefit of the doubt, they have every reason to distrust cops and take things in their own hands like this.
But i guess it's just easier to just judge instead of thinking of actual solutions.
Why would he? He was clearly done, cops were there from the start. No good reason other than their poor ability to read the situation.
i might have, even in a situation like this(clearly not running towards cops, just away from something), but i'm not the one trained to do this
Jayden Sanchez
Man I love pixiepayasita and her adorable little accent
Jordan Reed
kek, where is this?
Hudson Morgan
quality post
Jaxon Hill
>nazi
>criminal
pick one
Isaiah Watson
>mfw you could build a robot like that with just an arduino and a lot of steel
Carter Roberts
Yea Forumss new toy
FDA approves Tranquilizer Guns/Darts to be used by Parents of Unruly Children
youtube.com
Logan Peterson
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
-8mb
Connor Lee
perfect
Asher Cook
Hudson Bennett
///.,.''/./
John Garcia
Dylan Baker
Last pic had me rolling.
Nathan Turner
She looks like a sweet girl, unlike the diseased, roastie whore you are. Cats are evil, see their eyes, they don't have souls like dogs do.
Adrian Diaz
who's that semen demon on the left?
asking for a friend
Sebastian Lewis
>it ain't good
Back to Plebbit you fucking faggot
Julian Thomas
the feels......
Luis Russell
Nathan Moore
WTF happened to her?????????????
Ian Thompson
literally what muslims believe about the kuffar
Camden Martinez
David Gray
Easton Scott
Ian Williams
Liam Price