Waifu apple

waifu apple

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Cirno just tell length

*spins around in cirnoes*

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o.o probably between 3-4 inches...
i dont have any rulers...

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that's an addictive gif

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BadDragon porno video when

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How I learned to stop worrying and love the avatarfagging

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good morning. how are you?
hello. what do you mean?

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heh whenever my master wants me to i suppose~

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I used to be heavily against avatarfagging, but I stopped caring

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Fucking jews

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i did, too
breakdown of morals is a not good thing, but it happens

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cirno

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I still think it's disrespectful to waifu culture for someone to not even pretend to have a waifu and just straight up use the thread for avatarfaging

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Why tho?

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nice dubs!
i like dubs, they're so cute~

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ah, yeah.
i guess you believe i'm that, then
this

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>waifu culture

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I wonder how many more people will try to, and fail to get me out of these threads

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I thought Yui was your waifu

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I genuinely enjoyed this show.

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i thought you thought Yui wasn't

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There is no conspiracy to keep you from posting on /waifu/

Lmao newfag

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I've heard you talk about things you like about her, and you saying you wish she was real

I realized I have a vague sense of when most regular claimers started posting but I have no idea when you first posted on /waifu/

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not even trying.
i don't recall you being around, or maybe i didn't notice you. i joined sometime around late October or early November last year.

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That's around the time I took a break from posting for a while so it makes sense that you wouldn't see me and a I wouldn't have seen you

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well, welcome back, i guess.

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He joined last year and got welcomed by earthchan, and like most avatarfags, when told to fuck off, he just came back because one person said he can stay.

>me and a I wouldn't have
Mai types more and more like a non-native speaker every day
But I've been here all year

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you're more memorizing than i am.
yeah... i dunno...

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I heard a spooky noise outside. It was even spookier because of the rain and fog

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that is spooky.
i hope the weather clears up!
and you don't die!

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But there is only one person telling him to leave

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Not back then. There were at least 7 people telling him "hey, this place isn't what you think it is, it's not for you, you should leave", including some of the more welcoming ones like shinoa.

Is it wrong I kind of want to investigate? I remember hearing a similar noise around a similar time with a similar ambiance at roughly the same place some other night not too long ago

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Morning.

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is it wrong to be curious?
if you do check it out, don't die.

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I don't know what you mean by this reply

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i didn't know what to reply to that post with...

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Ohayousoro!

I'll try my best but I can't make any promises

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Might I have your discords?

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you never added me
also nice filename

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Okay so basically I'm monkey
I do not have a Discord

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Sachi told me you have/had a Discord

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>Sachi
tell them i miss them

i ate soup that my grandma gave me and now i caught the sick

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also told

I had a discord, I don't think I remember the login information, even if I did it wouldn't be useful because I spend most time on mobile and it would take a long time to check for messages if I don't get notifications, do you want me to make one on PC anyway?

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How are you doing?

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i'm not forcing you or nothing, but a more private line of contact may be useful in the future.

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Did you get food poisoning?
I like secrets

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nah, a cold. my grandma had a cold not too long ago so i guess it got passed on
i guess you could call them secrets.

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Cirnanon never told me

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that's a shame, but i'm not terribly private with it, anyway
Chi-chan#6911

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i'm not a fervent supporter of sexual conduct

If you give me time to make one before you go to bed I'll make a Discord

alright, cool! i'll be waiting.

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Apples you say?

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>email is already registered

reset password

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Added

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Sent

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woo

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yes, apples!

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Better be eating them!

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https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-8aw

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o-of course!

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Autistic Paradise - A discord server where you can act retarded and feel like you belong - invite: nqHmngb
>No moderation, spam all you want and post shitty memes and call the mods cucks, anything flys
>Gambling/betting system with Nadeko flowers
>XP levels to rank up
>Spend flowers to buy waifus, special roles, and more
>18+ only

We are new and looking for fresh shitposters and upstanding citizens to become janitors/mods. Join today! invite: nqHmngb

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YellowSerifDaemon#6383

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Why?

I'm alright. I heard a spooky screeching noise outside earlier tonight and it was all rainy and foggy. I just got back from trying to investigate and, I must say, I'm a bit underwhelmed

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woo

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>buy waifus
Waifus are no commodity!

Now come over here and gimme a kiss

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All my frens fell aslep

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You can have good sleep as well.

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morning

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Better underwhelmed than scared tho?

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I probably should
Think I'm gonna float here a bit, though

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All my friends are actually dead

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Kei's just on a spirit walk

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I dont count mutts as friends

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I dunno
I was kinda hoping to be more spooked.

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all my frens are lewds

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Hiya Yui, what's up

That's fair, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

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hello all

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how so?

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have a nice night and pray things get better tomorrow
sleeping, that's what

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because they post lewds rudes and cutes also hi best legs~

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Fucking egg motherfucking cunt swagger bitch hole

I'm gonna fucking christchurch all you waifu and avatar fags

sure kid

Just you fucking watch.

Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to the waifu thread tomorrow.

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Also I hope that term catches on. "I'm gonna christchurch the fuck out of this school" has a nice ring to it.

Too bad then.

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post cookies pls

Just because you don't like me doesn't mean you have to disagree with basic facts.

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I suppose. How're you?

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I'm not gonna argue with you, buddy. Why bother? My machine gun will be doing the talking tomorrow. See you then. Or not, doesn't matter to me really.

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YEEEEHAWWWW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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giv yous

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I already had breakfast sorry. How are you doing?

Doing okay thanks for asking. Will you do something nice this Sunday?

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at work so not so good. how about you? are you still studying engineering?

well posting lewds is pretty lewd I can agree
thank you

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I have plans for something special around 9 PM tonight (about 16 hours from now, in my timezone). Other than that, I've got plenty of work to do and my waifu to worship. Her birthday's later this week and I'd like to have all my work done by then.
What about you?

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>9 PM tonight (about 16 hours from now, in my timezone)
Why are you up so late user?

How long till you can leave? Yes I'm still studying. Nice that you remember so much about me.

As he said, what is keeping you up so late? That sounds nice I guess. What do you have in mind for he birthday?

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because I'm a big dummy and I feel like doing stuff instead of sleeping.
As for her birthday, I'm not sure. A while ago, I thought I would probably try to make a cake to celebrate but I've got no experience with baking. I'll think of something, though.

I think I'm gonna call it a night now.
It's time to sleep. Goodnight.

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nigger

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faggot

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wana kiss?

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Absolute goddess.

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Me on the left

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Truth

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Kill yourself pedophiles

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u are no cute uber warrior

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hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the loli thread's two blocks down

kei loves me

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nah he doesn't, he loves me

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Imagine loving someone so boring

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That's why nobody loves you

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Im literally the bestposter

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t.worstposter

chen is better

Chen wishes he was me

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Why are all these waifus flat chested? I want the big oppai

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Holy shit today was a mistake

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Have a good sleep.

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Rest in pepperonis.

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Jack is better

You aren't even close to being as great as me.

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>Be in /waifu/
>Be a best
Choose one.

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you are best cute though

F
...
a cute

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nou
I choose yes

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Waifu awoke

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Clown thread in a clown world.

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thats pretty
U2
hi UI

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(:

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You mean UL?

and you are?

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Hello how goes it?
This. Also rip Ui claimer.

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I say hi before I pass out or realize I cant sleep. Regardless hihi Ul!
shhhh

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wait what
going good playing warframe
Yunob and you?
no

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We in real waifu hours?

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Chen claimed.

I hope everyone is having a great and nice day! I'll be praying for you.

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;-;
Yeeee

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Discords, please

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not anymore with you here

based
unbased
Amen

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just some user
I don't think I've seen u before.
and why would I do that?

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Hey how have you been? Pretty late for you I think..
Actually a game I never got into all that much, enjoying it?
Real bro hours

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rudeposter shoo!
bros...

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Perhaps another time friendo.
Only a little bit. Shush
Been ok, lots of same shit different day. I'll be moving next month so our time zone differences wont be so outragous anymore haha. Its only almost 9pm though.

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What

In case the thread gets nuked

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Amen.

God be with you.

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nuked? By who

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mashiro and friends

Been a while, I got bake

No idea who those ppl are