Do any of you hack?

OP is the only non-hacker here

Im 1337

No one here hacks. Yea Forums is full of pussies anymore.

We're Not gonna hack that guy from Tokyo for you

That's
>z3r0c001
I spell it like that cuz I'm l33t and shit

I'm a pen tester.

*Penis taster
Fucking autocorrect.

No, I mean I'm a information security consultant who does penetration testing and red teams for fortune 10 companies.

if u t3st mor than 1 penii t3st3r?

yeah bro! don't you hate it when people inquire about their broken writing utensils? I even had one ask about a pencil. Fucking degenerates!

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I know what kali is that pretty much makes me a hacker even though I'm too scared to actually mount it

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetration_test

For the uneducated

I do know what that is, it just wasn't funny.

I'd love to try out redteam-work for once. idk if i would be any good at it though.

Niggers

Wrong. Penetration tester is like pic related.

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I once hacked up plants vs zombies

Yeah it's way more fun imo. It's a little bit more high pressure though because its expected that you will get some level of compromise. You work in consulting?

those guys are more sure of and happy with their sexuality than most of Yea Forums. think about it.

did some hacking back a few years ago, kind of got bored of it. Found zerodays in things like ip.board, vbulletin, etc. I usually do SQL injection and then work my way into a shell on admin panel or steal the entire user database. i have hundreds of thousands of databases and no idea wht to do with them.

discord.
gg/qJ2Kes

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nah I'm in big pharma (production, nothing IT-related). Did some computer technical field service before though.

depends on how you define hacking. I fuck around with linux all day for a living if that counts.

>Implying yo do, or are better than anyone here

Kek fucking loser.