A Metal Slime appears!

I'm assessing the situation

>1 out of 5 posts will be a 3 or a 6.
>1 out of every 10 posts will be dubs.
>1 out of 100 posts will be trips.
This game is retarded.

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Post whatever you want.

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You're a nigger. I win!

>The Metal Slime flees!

so... you've never played Dragon Quest?

Fuck this game. Pop in FIFA 2018.

Well it’s a good thing that estimated statistics based on simple division principles aren’t the same as reality, so get lost killjoy.

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Do what satan says

Kek

It's slime time!

Metal Slime just turned into an immortal god.

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Wrecked by Satan!

>well, it's a good thing that predictable events aren't predictable
What?

nope.
Fled 5 posts before satanic trips.

Alright guys, that last one ran away before we could land any hits, looks like we're waiting for another one to appear.

A Metal Slime appears!

>5hp
>dubs deal 1 dmg
>trips deal critical hit for insta kill
>flees on a 3 or a 6

ur thred sux.

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