Have you ever stolen anything before?

yes. was at the boardwalk once and was trying to get a soda. i grabbed it from the fridge and was starting to walk to the counter to pay for it. bunch of people in store. someone behind the counter looked up and asked if i needed anything and i said no and walked out. i felt so bad :(

my tumblr is dedicated to stealing :^) almost 2k

$20 is $20

I stole plenty of shit when I was a teenager. One of the most pointless things I stole was a sweater on an outside display rack in some little mini-mall that I gave to my girlfriend. I always stole candy bars and other stuff like that whenever I went out. I learned that if you walk around like you're not doing anything wrong no one thinks twice, they just assume you paid for it. I'd snag a chocolate bar and eat it while going through the store. Big woop. Stole a few CDs before they put the electronic sensor thing in the cases. Used to steal tapes all the time. Make up for whoever I was dating at the time, pokemon cards when I was younger

One time this guy left his wallet on the subway soda fountain drinks and forgot it. He was walking at too fast high a pace for me to return it so I immediately grabbed it.
Nice wallet too, I ran to the halfprice books nextdoor after pocketing it took the cash and left it by a dumpster behind a Chinese take out on the sidewalk.
I should have kept the wallet. Took 200 dollars cash. Left all cards and ID alone.

It's nice to steal someone else things.

My friend would throw shit he wanted in the trash at the store, then dumpster dive later that night. Guy was an idiot... and a genius.

My crush was a slut and everybody took things from her so I took her heart.

Accidentally stole lemon juice and hotdogs once

I once saw a 20 tipped to Starbucks guess what I took

People felt like they had money. Fuck them

Well you can’t steal something that doesn’t belong to someone...

Yes. Got ripped off on some groceries, didn't find out till i got home. Waited, Came next week and got my compensation.

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only markets and liquor stores

checked and damn thats a good idea

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stole a couple wallets before, one from a locker, one off the floor.
An $800 HP laptop, some arab at my uni left backpack unattended? Thanks dude
A $1300 Macbook air just a few weeks ago, brand fucking new. Again, some bitch left it unattended.

The most valuable thing had to be that car I boosted once, that was good fun

Like a hair clipper?

I stole your love!

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Pretend you have a business return that shit at best buy for full value. Good job on the sandman

Never from another person, but practically every single time I go to to the grocery store.

Also when I used to work retail I would take snacks/drinks virtually every shift.

when i was a kid and knew i could get away with it i stole with impunity every time i went to the store.

now that I'm an adult I pay for things.

Dub trips checked

Give me ONE (1) good reason to not steal things like groceries.

It's a victimless crime.

I used to steal hundreds of dollars worth of electronics from best buy and Walmart. Never got caught but promised someone I would never do it again.

And if everyone stole groceries? Then what?
Or is it okay when not everyone does it?
Why do you get to be one of the people who get to steal?

No, the fact that everyone doesn't do it is the only time it makes sense.

If everyone stole, the cat would be out of the bag, dummy. And I never said it was okay. I just said give me one good reason, and you failed to do that.

Ummm, no he didn't!

i've shoplifted more than i can count at this point, its so fucking easy to do. probably stolen 1k+ worth of groceries etc at this point

my man!!!!

what do you take?

for me, its coffee

i used to pickpocket all the time when i was younger. i could post stories

just every day items such as energy drinks, snacks, sandwiches, sodas etc

a while ago when i couldn't afford groceries. (College) i used to go to walmart and get everything i needed and just walk out of the store with the shopping cart. people just assume that you payed for everything and let you walk. and they only review camera feed when something notable happens that day like someone getting married or a stupid employee accident.

enjoy the wisdom from a wise graphics designer.

Walmart all the time. They want you to steal. They have no security.

A Clipper lighter

bingo

big box stores never look at the cameras unless someone gets stabbed

when i was 13 (im 18 now) i stole this chads phone and wallet. he didnt have a password so i sent his girlfriend a picture of my piss rat jar and a toilet bowl full of shit with a pic of her face printed on a peice of paper in the bowl. they broke up. (i have more stories)

Yes this guy gets it. They want you to steal. They have no security. I wouldn't even use a cart I would stash a bunch of shit on me. I walked out with tshirts and shit in my hands no cart no bags. I would steal their watches and jewelry just because I was bored. If I wanted to do what this guy did I would just go to a empty register and take some of the bags and fill them. I saw some Mexican girls open up a box of 24 pack condoms steal half and toss the rest in the hair gel shelf.

well don't bother, cause that story sucked

sounds like you have a severe case of autism my good sir

thanks

that wasnt my best one tho

i certainly fucking hope not

if this next one doesn't floor me, you will need to stop typing

I've stolen lots of things before, let me see if I can whip up a full accounting

>heaps of Pokemon cards
The temptress that got me into boosting stuff. There was no way in fuck I was going to let random distribution keep me from getting a foil first edition of all of my favorite mons. I was in middle school by the time they came out. I can distinctly remember sitting on the floor of the toy isle opening packs in the store and sifting through the spoils. No one ever approached me.

>stacks of Yugioh Cards
Same story only I am a teenager now that loves anime tiddies, and card form will do nicely. In no time at all, I rocked an insane Blue Eyes deck that made my poor plebeian cousin green with envy. Cargo shorts are now my favorite thing in the world, because I can load them up with thirty pack's worth of cards and still be comfortable shuffling around.

>Targeted lego mini figs and bionicle masks
I have now progressed to stealing multi-part objects that are a lot harder to access covertly. I quickly discover that I can dampen the sound of tiny plastic parts jingling around by lining my pockets with tissue paper beforehand. Boy was my mask collection extensive. Felt less comfortable doing this large scale, but I did alright.

>caches of mage knight and hero clix
I am now stealing things in broad daylight at the good old Electronic's Boutique, a store that could be traced in thirty paces. Once again I am enraged by the prospects of a randomized product, and I have a penchant for collecting all of the things. I opened up these boxes with a concealed Xacto blade, sifting through the stack of mini figure game pieces looking for the foremost exotic, all within spitting distance of the cashier. I honestly never felt threatened, but I was bewildered with how much I was getting away with at this point.

why did you waste your time typing this? you sound like a bitchboi

well fuck your thread then, I'm out before I ever get to the juicy parts