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>jar jar Abrams
Its cool that the emperor might be back but he's just something else Disney is probably going to ruin.
bats in space
I don't have too much hope.
J.J Abrams will have a hard time fixing what Rian Johnson have fucked up
Unironically looks decent. Excited about Sheev's return
After Episode VIII expectations are rock bottom low.
gonna be good
The quality of a future Star Wars movie has no tangible effect on my life as a whole but I'm gonna make 40+ YouTube videos denouncing it anyway.
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this is going to be one STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEAMING pile of shit
it's going to suck more cock then monica lewinski
this movie is going to suck harder then that black hole MIT just got a picture of
I am 100% not even paying for this piece of steaming garbage, and I doubt I'll even watch it on netflix when it comes out
kek
>Disney puts a gun to the back of Lucasfilm's head and demand they fix their fuckups, somehow.
>Kathleen Kennedy still not strung up from lamp post.
>no one at disney or lucas knows where they went wrong and why pushing a social justice angle for multiple movies failed.
>another garbage movie.
It can burn in hell with the rest of the sequels
This, they fuck up everything they touch, so they'll bring in an original character to draw attention, then turn them into a SJW mongoloid as well.
Traaaaaash
Haven't watched star wars since return of the jedi. It's obvious what George Lucas is doing. He's trying to make star wars PC and friendly to nigger fans and women by making a black jedi hero and a woman.
Lucas doesn't own star wars anymore. Crawl back under your rock
It's going to be an amazing film. Anyone who says otherwise is an anti progressive, racist, misogynist nazi.
Star wars has been and will always be epic. Idgaf about recycled stories or any of that. Fucking Space Wizards! Pacific Rim amd its sequel were fucking terrible movies but its fucking giant robots and kaiju fighting to the death. So fuck all you fan boys with sore assholes over Star Wars. Ya'll just a bunch of faggots.
What can I do to speed up the process?
I love how the reaction to Rian Johnson's royal fuck up has changed. Disney paid or bullied their regular merchants into saying TLJ was "Bold...Brave...A Triumph." For four months Disney and their try-hard allies depended on accusations of prejudice to dismiss any criticism of that turd. Now the response is, "Yeah, well, you know..." Yes. We all know.
We all know that Rian Johnson fucked '8' up really bad. The rumor, confirmed by Daisy, is that JJ told Rian what direction he had planned and Rian tore it all to pieces and made his own stand-alone Star Wars film without any regard to the future of the franchise.
I'm starting to think that Rian Johnson was probably ostracized as a small child when the other kids on the playground wouldn't let him play 'Star Wars' with them. On that day he swore that he'd ruin that franchise forever.
It looks like it will be shitty.
I think the writing has been pure shit up to this point in the sequels, but I'm not going to lie. I totally got a boner seeing the remnants of the death star, and Palpatine cackling at the end
sorry to tell ya but its gonna be[spoiler]shit[/spoiler]
Man with burning cross chasing a nigger and a coal burning roastie through galaxy.
Muh powerful female defeats evil white man and punishes him by cucking him with niggers superior bbc?
(((Disney))) owns Star Wars now. That make a little more sense?
Is this supposed to be bait faggot?
Well you failed, now suck my cock nigger
We all know that rose is going to date rape finn
Basically this. The Force Awakens was nothing but a rehash of A New Hope. The Last Jedi was nothing but Kathleen Kennedy's political stance. As for Solo, the actors social media postings made the movie dead-on-arrival (the movie was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad). It's so fucking sad that Disney/Kennedy have a guaranteed win but end up shooting themselves in the foot and absolutely fucking it up. As for Jar Jar Abrams? What has he done that justifies the pay check?
at first i could see Rian's pov but after having seen 8 now multiple times im left thinking that it was a vanity project.
the blame for which lies with the studio,
They knew TLJ was shit so they just threw in Sidious' laugh to get views. Just like how Marvel edited the Trailer to show Thanos with 2 infinity gems when he had all of them. Trailers are just hype trains. Disney will fuck it up again.
Abrams can end a fucking thing. So this is gonna suck.
Lost - wrapped up in the last 15 min stupidly
Fringe - same thing
Star Trek - same thing
And on going
>let’s wrap this shit up!
>bad guy died really stupidly in last 15 min
>roll credits
Boycotting.
TFA was good, just a redo of a new hope, no real new story. Rouge One was a fucking masterpiece, holy fuck that movie is great and rewatchable. Solo, mediocre at best, mainly a bad casting and the story was shit. TLJ was the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. Kill off luke instead of Leia ?!?!?!?!? WTF. Purple hair over Admiral Ackbar? The fucking hacker, the only one in the galaxy who can get through the super super star destroyer shields, oh wait, heres a fucking random dude in jail that can also hack the shields? Rose/black stormtrooper/Phasma, get those out of the story line. They make no sense and are fucking retarded. Also Star Wars humor was always subtle, Im not there to laugh, I wanna see FUCKING LIGHTSABER BATTLES and HUGE SPACE FIGHTS! The best space battle in the last 5 years was the Orville S2 finale, check that shit out JJ. With that said, I'll probably go opening night
Thoughts?
Shit quality b8 m8
Depends on how much room he gets. At this point it's probably not going to be much. Kind of awkward that it's supposedly to be of a random Mando and not Boba. Anyway, hope he gets the freedom he wants to make something that isn't complete shit or over politicized.
i feel like the whole star wars movies are being milked. disney is going to keep releasing movies of every character.
>Kill off luke instead of Leia
It wouldn't just have been convenient because of Carrie Fischer's death, but because between 8 and 9 Luke would get to really train Rey and return as peak Luke and sacrifice himself for the greater good.
>Purple hair over Admiral Ackbar
If Ackbar had piloted the cruiser at light speed in an act of heroic sacrifice the fans wouldn't have given a shit about the science.
>The fucking hacker
There was some weird talk in this film. Too much tech talk. it was like an episode of Deep Space Nine or Voyager.
>Rose/black stormtrooper/Phasma
Bad casting and poor use of characters.
>Also Star Wars humor was always subtle
The humor was a bit too "Marvel" for me.
The real question is why didnt they just get Ron Howard again, since he made the only watchable star wars film since 1983
im hoping for good things i heard it will be in the old republic which sounds great
Jub jub Abrahams back again with his good trailer and bare premise of a star wars fan fiction.
I can only imagine what will happen this time, rise of the skywalker(Doesn't contain actual skywalkers)?
Disney TM DONUT STEEL.
5 outta 5 user
VIII was the best one since the OT, including the two sidestories.
bullshit 7 was ok, a great throwback to the original trilogy but best one overall is revenge of the sith, more depth in that episode than the rest of the movies put together.
I don't give a fuck about Disney Wars. Trash, not worthwhile at all. The franchise is dead, this is just its zombified corpse
The shit stink of '8' is starting to rub off on '7' which was initially well received. While TFA was clearly a knock off of ANH intended to restart the saga, and while there were a few minor plot points or moments in character development that could have been better, it was a good film. But TLJ has me wondering if the entire new trilogy wasn't poorly conceived to begin with.
Star wars: Mary Sue
JJ is a nigger
Trash franchise
trash
>make 40+ YouTube videos
sounds tangible
Based Sith lord is back
Indifference...
>It wouldn't just have been convenient because of Carrie Fischer's death, but because between 8 and 9 Luke would get to really train Rey and return as peak Luke and sacrifice himself for the greater good.
Yoda didn't get to fully train Luke either, and Luke force projected across the goddamn galaxy. I think that's decently peak.
>If Ackbar had piloted the cruiser at light speed in an act of heroic sacrifice the fans wouldn't have given a shit about the science.
Ackbar got a shit sendoff and at minimum should've gotten some lines of dialogue before instead of 'uh yeah that was ackbar lol' after the fact, but Holdo's entire character arc was about her sacrificing because it turns out she does give a shit about the Rebellion and Poe failing to trust in her and Leia. not that the story couldn't have been rewritten to have Ackbar do it, but even then fans would've bitched about how Disney just brings back old characters to kill them off for some weak-ass nostalgia emotion
Hot take: The Last Jedi wasn't a bad movie. Where it will be a bad movie is all dependent on Rise of Skywalker and what it does or doesn't do with the characters. The original trilogy built up the camaraderie with Luke, Leia, and Han and that's a big part of why the original trilogy is so beloved. The Last Jedi did some individual character development of Rey, Finn, and Poe, but split them all the fuck up for most of the film, and now they'll all be back together again suddenly and they just don't feel like they've been through enough together for me to give a shit. But I'll still see it, fuck you Disney, take my money forever
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>Yoda didn't get to fully train Luke either
Luke had thirty years and Jedi texts
>Hot take: The Last Jedi wasn't a bad movie.
Correct. It was fucking terrible.
>The fucking hacker
Talk about plot convenience... that guy they are in a cell with just so happens to be just chilling there and can break out whenever he wants to they can escape. Not only that, he's one of the only guys in the galaxy that can hack into Snoke's ship... Now that's lazy writing, my friends.
How would the emperor being back change anything for the better? He was a great villain through six films already with a good death. Pointless
This
She's still hot as fuck.
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itt: fucking mongoloids who don't know a good film when they see one
TLJ was just short of being excellent due to how BADLY Finn and Rose were written. Everything else was kino.
>bate
But I don't care about the #metoo Shit at all, if it was written in a way that didn't butt fuck every god damn movie in the series up too the prequels Rey would be fine. Srsly seems like whoever directed these sequels hates Star Wars. I think they doubted their own abilities as writers/directors so as a result smear Shit over everything with constant twists and gotchumoments.jpg.
What sux dogstick is the fact that eventually the star wars series will get a stink to it, I want a new Star Wars that is cool and even different, lightsabers are tight bro, but Disney will say >toxicfans will hate everything better ditch this
No, you are an idiot
That would be cool actually
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Yes, yes, yes
>Except the Akbar part because it's a huge plot hole in everything b4 and after
I'd pay to have you direct this Faggot
>sounds tangible
Wat? You know what tangible means bud
kino! You are a fool.
This
i'm sure the fanboys will criticise, but at least solo had a coherent script/plot and made something close to sense.
that last jedi shit, my sister dragged me to the theater to see it and the whole time i was sure ashton kutcher would jump out of the shadows saying i been punked
I couldn't pay attention to solo. I didn't need to know where he got the dice, I never knew he had, or where his name came from. It didn't anger me tho, seemed like another cash grab in the vein of avengers
Never heard of space wars, is that a game I can download to my computer?
if its all a time loop i'm going to be disappointed. I wish we could just skip to the total plot leak and move on. Somebody here surely knows, we got some nearly perfect info months before the last two came out.
If I get enough good hubby points my wife and her boyfriend will take me opening day.
>still makes 3 billion dollars.
Maybe Jew Jew Abrahams can just kill Star Wars for good and put it out of its misery.