Post stories of your bad experiences with feminine hygiene

Post stories of your bad experiences with feminine hygiene.

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>be me
>14
>have girlfriend (somehow)
>we hangout a lot but we're not allowed in my room so we go into the basement
>done lots of sexual things cuz teens
>gf is on period
>still horny
>me too
>decide fuck it I'll still finger her
>she accepts
>do it for a few minutes
>pull fingers out
>covered in blood
>get up to wash hands
>she asks where I'm going
>I just show her my hand
>oh ew
>wash hands
>she goes home eventually
>hand smelled like copper and milk for the rest of the day
>gagged a bit just remembering this

Had a nice looking gf off and on in hs then met back up while in college then met back up while in grad school. Clicked personality wise and otherwise for the most part. Attractive girl. 7/10. 9/10 for the most part in bed. But I could not get past her smell. For the longest time I figured I was gay because I didn't like the way women smelled. Almost passed out with joy the time next one I came in contact with. She's some super rich lawyer now, and I work three fucking jobs. My life would be so much different if she could just wash herself.

girlfriend once forgot to take her tampon out for a few days. went to have sex with her and her pussy smelled rotten as fuck. like one of the worst smells I have ever experienced.

>if she could wash herself

I think you need to learn to enjoy a woman's musk

some just smell awfully strong. a lot of it really does come down to feminine hygiene. plenty of women are "au natural" about this sort of thing (and this is on the rise now thanks to feminist garbage)

I've been with some that have a sweet and ripe smell, and a couple who have just smelled off/tasted off. Diet and hygeine make a big difference. No different than if you don't eat fruit and drink a lot of booze/coffee your spunk tastes bad.

it's exactly this. What you want is a woman who is super anal about being clean. Thats the ideal situation for good smelling pussy

lol I had a girlfriend tell me my cum tasted like beer once. It was the day after a night of drinking.

never had a gf. 29. god bless. i would *kill for that kind of human contact.

*for legal reasons that is a joke

I destroyed one of my ex gfs while she was on her period. It looked like a murder scene when all was done.

Pulled out condom all bloody. Hey are you on you're period...no...user...I hope...im... not...get...sick...what?!?! Made her take it off and glad I wore a condom tot tested every 6 months for like 2 and half years for herpes 2. I dodged a bullet. The sores must of popped inside her

When you came did some of her blood shoot out?

I absolutely enjoy a woman's musk. This woman, however, had a stench. Ain't about to enjoy that shit.

wtf...

This was obviously a long time ago:
>be me, high school age
>using yahoo local chat rooms to try to get older women to hook up, having surprisingly occasional success
>have no standards at all, just like the fact that they are older
>up late, chatting with some woman in her mid 30s, she calls me and we talk on the phone
>I lie about my previous experience, she thinks the idea of being my first blowjob is really hot
>"user you don't know what you're missing"
>i'm fucking excited.
>she's not that far away, decides fuck it and asks if i want to get picked up
>it's 2am or so, i shower, dress nice, meet her down the street from me at a bus stop so she isn't pulling into my driveway
>sure enough she shows up, and she is the largest woman ive ever seen. I get in the car, she kisses my cheek, and heads to her place
>not the fun kind of fat with big tits, but the sloppy kind of fat, she barely fits in her seat, barely any tits to speak of, just flat pancakes
>I think "okok just a blowjob, its your own fault for not trading pictures"
>truthfully i'm ok with that, i suggest we simply park but she wants to go to her place
>briefly wonder if she's going to eat me

>get to her condo
>she parks and waddles to her door, i follow
>immediately hit by the stench of cats, cat litter, cat piss
>oh god user you've gone too far
>she asks if i have any weed, i do not, "damn, user"
>she offers me a shot of tequila, i drink it, she doesn't have one
>walks me to her bedroom and laughs, saying "well lets just do it"
>i take off my shorts, lie on the bed, normally i'd be rock hard already but im completely flaccid
>she doesn't say anything about it, heaves herself onto the bed and instantly takes my dick into her mouth
>actually pretty good - i close my eyes, she keeps asking me if i like it, i tell her i love it
>I'm fully hard now, wanting to just cum and walk home if i have to, but she summons the strength to bounce up and takes off her shirt
>no don't - her dishpans flop around, she starts to take off her pants
>oh noooooo
>"user you're going to get a treat"

>she's naked now and bending over, the stench fills the room suddenly, it smells like a quarantined beach
>her pussy is gaping open like a dirty sarlacc pit, hair everywhere, i can detect piss and sweat in the soup of smells
>the smell is heavy which isn't a good description but that's how it felt, almost depressing
>she's asking me to fuck her, i'm completely limp at this point
>i briefly try to grind my dick against her to get hard, remember: no standards
>but no dice, she looks back, she actually starts crying
>"user i guess i don't turn you on anymore, do i?"
>now i feel fucking terrible, it should have occurred already to me that if shes meeting me that she has issues but it simply didn't
>we hug, i tell her it isnt her, i just want my first time with someone i love (oh god lol)
>she thanks me for my honesty
>finally just blows me, i cum but it feels almost relunctant, like my dick doesn't want to be my friend anymore
>i have another shot, she drives me home, the end

You got done by a flatso, user

holy fuck. that's bad.

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No, I don't get with skanky girls.

this!

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>be me
>in community college
>flirt with slightly chubby cute girl
>go to dinner with her one night
>back to her apartment
>we watch a movie then go to her bed
>make out
>get naked
>touch parts
>finger her. she's moaning and twitching
>time for me to go down. first time
>approach
>position
>jesus_fucking_christ_that_smell.png
>reconsider, kiss her some more
>ok_I_can_do_this.png
>approach
>position
>leave bed, wash hands, put my clothes back on. fucking disgusting
>next gf was pretty anal about hygiene, learned to eat pussy with her instead

Yeah. That's a lesson every dude has to learn. Never go down on a girl if it's your first time together. Save that for later after you've had a few rounds to investigate.

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Dated a girl for about 5 years. First serious girlfriend and first girl I had sex with.

I never liked the smell of her pussy. I don't know why I just didn't like it. Always kind of grossed me out. I could ignore it because I liked giving her oral but it was definitely a turn off during sex if she hadn't showered sometime that day, preferably right before.

We broke up. I'm dating a different girl now. One day we're out like all day walking around, it's warm. Definitely got a little sweaty from being outside but not nasty. Come home, get frisky.

I'm eating her out when it suddenly hits me. Her pussy has a way lighter and much more pleasant smell. I actually kind of like it, it's not at all a turn off.

I dunno if some girls are just different or if my ex had a nasty pussy but god damn I do not miss that at all and I'm happy my new girl doesn't have this issue.

Was drinking with a girl one time, we were walking to her place and she had to piss so I turn around and she pisses on the alley only like 8 feet away from me, the moment her pants came down the air filled with the stench of musk and squid.

Tastes like chicken keep on lick’n. Smells like trout get the fuck out.

Med fag here. Once diagnosed a bitch with bacterial vaginosis and yeast infection just by the smell. Told her about it, she never called me back. Good thing too because I didn’t want a case of balanitis.

My dog just ate, at the very least, 2 tampon applicators from the bathroom garbage can while I was out at dinner with my parents. I'm worried he won't be able to pass them. This is my bad experience with feminine hygiene (products)

rip doggo

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This one of those Pics where I definitely dont want to fuck them
This bitch better get AIDS and die cuz OP is a fag

>be 17 horny guy
>drinking beer bumming around neighbourhood and meet a little darkwave girl outside of a freinds house scared bc underage delinquents
>get her in my truck to go head to boonies
>holy shit making out on truck seat, maneuver her to missionary position its dark 2am
>dicking begins shes hot and tight, not alot of room for me cause big guy and little husky girl(not fat, just 15 pounds or so, soft, bouncy, cute tits azs)
>oh this is soo good deep pounding have to keep repositioning her open, oh yeah there it is
>she starts squirming, gets loud a few times moans hard and whatnot
>keep pounding, smell stinky, i pull out a little and check dick, feels sticky like mud, smell my fingers, ohh wow its stinky shit
>she moves in close to pull me back, grabs my dick and starts sucking,
>hold back laughing, shes licking and sucking, reaches into her mouth and wipes out shit, keeps going back to swallow my cock, can feel her scraping her poo off dick and suck more
>back into pussy and blast load all over her ass, we sit and cuddle for a half hour
Take her home and didn't see her again for years. I think she was getting boned by her dad and everyone else too.
Sometimes i am glad i didn't see her again cause she was a major drunky drug addict slut, possibly retarded, dad and mom were drunks too