Public cock flashing, is Yea Forums for or against it?

Stories are welcome, sounds similar

Nice try FBI

Yes, the FBI patrols this board looking for people who admit to having consensual nudity.

Pic related is a time I played strip pool. I actually won but the other guy was being a twat, taking off one shoe per ball, one sock per ball, etc. I was only in a shirt, swim trunks, and flip flops as I'd just come in from the beach.

Here's the story of my first nudist experience:

>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?

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Holy shit that sounds like awesome fun. Where does that happen?

This one was in los angeles. I think theyh ave two or three others in the country but all of them seem to have shut down, I'm glad I made it there the last year they did. There's still other halloweenish events in the summer but they're more like conventions.

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> Be me as teenager
> Find old blind man who sits on his porch
> Show our dicks, asses, had girls kiss and flash him.
> One day a group of four of us lost a bet and had to go right up to the porch and get a picture of our pants down. Some guy comes out yelling.
> Run like hell.
> Later that night get pulled over because car matches a description whatthefuck.avi
> Cop tells us we fit the description.
> Driver goes nope wasn't us.
> I said I guess we'll all have to line up with our pants down and see if we have the same genitals the guy who called saw.
> Cop just says better never get a report of this again.

For it completely

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That sounds like a wild time.

How about we change this to "let's see your cocks Yea Forums"

Damn I gotta lose this gut,

I got a cock like that dude but im 6 foot 210 ;lbs so it looks small.

If I lost 20 lbs id be golden

Are you really concerned about the size your dick looks? Like if I was a girl I'm not sitting here thinking 'wow id bang that guy if he had a bigger looking dick'. I'd be like 'why is this fat guy naked'

I guy a better face and hair but youd have to put up with a dad bod

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NO dont worry I get laid enough its just for my own personal concerns haha

>rubbing your dick on the disgusting locker room floor

this is seriously off-putting to me, I am a clean person

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Question, do gay dudes get hard to this? because I see this as a bunch of dudes just screwing around.

Dont get me wrong its quite homoerotic, but like, if you are a faggot does this kind of shit give you a boner?

If these were girls id probably get hard easily

I'm not sure. I'm a nudist, and don't get me wrong I've had a bi stream but I don't get hard to this sort of thing its in my 'funny' folder, though I wouldn't get hard to women doing this either as I have similar photos and such. There is definitely a sexual edge to the female ones but it wouldn't just make me hard.

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dude, who wares whitey tighties tho for real

I feel like id have fucking bacon strips in those things

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Ya know I don’t know if I’d get hard from girls just doing that in a showe, maybe if I was there in person but just a gif of naked chicks screwing around isn’t going to make me hard now that I’m an oldfag

As a gay guy no. Im sure this is other gay guys fetishes but most of us dont enjoy the idea of being surrounded by 10+ nude dudes who could have god knows what wrong with their genitals.

How new are you?

>FBI loolking for consensual nudity
>Looking for
>consensual nudity
>consensual

dude what?

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FUN FACT

Lower back AKA Ass Dimples are technically called dimples of Venus are a genetic trait.

Either you have them or you dont, they happen to both men and women.

I think they are sexy as fuck my last girlfriend had deep ones.

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>Im sure this is other gay guys fetishes but most of us dont enjoy the idea of being surrounded by 10+ nude dudes who could have god knows what wrong with their genitals.
Gays have more frequent orgies than straights do, i really doubt when it comes to a gif or webm guys are thinking 'EW, MEN DANCING IN THE NUDE, WHAT IF I GOT STDS'

>TFW you wll never have a long flaccid

I would seriously rather have a small erection with a long flaccid if I could choose.

I want to understand the context of this image.

>I always warn a girl im naked before she gets into my car
That is how informed consent works. But sure, the FBI can track your IP and hack your camera, but would only have the power to arrest you if you post a photo of yourself in relation to your vague claims.

Does your own penis get you hard?Do you jack off to yourself naked in the mirror?Do you suck your own dick/Put you dickin your own ass or tried?

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I have them too. For some reason girls really like em.

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...Good question!

Seems like a lot of girls can get off to themselves tbhq

When I have been fucking a girl I know is married I think about how im fucking another dudes woman and it makes me hard.

Not to think of myself physically but as the "alpha male" so to speak

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CFNM is oddly erotic to me and I dont know why.

Not gay btw. maybe its the women objectifying the men role reversal thing? IDk

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Yeah that could be it. I've had a few successful flashes where the girls giggle and try not to look but they can't help themselves

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this seems like a weird euro street festival what is this

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Moar?

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Yea Forums is a degenerate (intellectual?) place, that should answer your question

say wut now?

Any of you boys been to a Jap Onsen

Went with my buds and some Ausies a couple weeks back.

It was kinda gay

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FUCK

Suprememly jealous of this dude,

>Mid aged

So he has dough

>Big soft dick

Loos awsome in pics

>Toned at his age

Good for fucking him

I bet this dude is pounding tight young puss nightly

>on the top floor or an apartment complex
>middle of San Francisco
>go to the window
>open.jpg
>see a man on roof across the street
>yell HEY
>flash my penis
>profit

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If I looked like that, I'd probably do it, too.

Couple things, my presumably young, undersexed friend...

You don't know he has any more or less money than anyone. You can get there, too.

It's a nice dick. Yup. I don't think it's as soft as you think. At that point, I think it would mostly just lift, not actually get much fuller. But yeah, nice dick. Anyone that wants to see yours, isn't going to care

Toned. Yeah. You could be, too. Is the effort worth it to you? Personally, I'm satisfied with 'not fat'

I also showed this pic to my wife, and her immediate reaction was, no joke, 'gross'

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Y'all need to recognize that look she has is 'fuck, don't rape me', not 'Oh GoD GiMMe!"

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Women dont like flagrant sexual displays like men, so while as a man you are like "Fuck that dude has it going on I wish I could pull that off"

A lot of women instinctively see his showing off and self display is inherently feminine and unmanly.

Men dont flaunt their physical sex like women do, its a role reversal.

the trick is to flash groups of girls. they'll feel much more comfortable

I wouldnt say its either, Id say its a "wtf did I just see" look

was this before or after they fucked each other in the ass while in formation?

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100% agree, lots of success with this

Which order did it happen in for you? I can't imagine any other reason why you would think that was a requirement.

lel this takes me back to frat days.

I miss them, but I mostly dont miss them

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the face of mercy

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I love cfnm

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That face kek

me too, when the girls are into it

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peeing in front of chicks is also a turn on

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I think what would honestly suck the most being a chick is the inability to pee like a man.

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PLease god if you love me never let me have a daughter.

don't be selfish

truth is, you'd never know if your daughter took a mouthful of some guy's piss at a party

kek

she's trying hard not to look directly at his dick

but she wants to

I showed my dick to 2 teens at a bus stop, asking them if they thought it was big, and the one closer averted her eyes juuuust slightly so she could still see it but not "look" at it you know

dude is gay look at his pumped nipples

I literally have no idea what that means