Having a dog, is just like having a retarded friend you have to feed all the time, play retard games with, and help go poop, and then clean up their poop. And then wash your retard friend.
Why own a dog? They stink too, and fail to disregard their own feces.
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Cool story bro
>Having a dog is, is just like having a retarded friend
>Having a dog is like having a friend
>Having a friend
its not a story.
if you got a meth using heroin addict whore
you tie her down
drug her up
and watch nature take its course
They are mindlessly loyal, and love with everything they have. Most of the time, they are adorable as well, even in their sheer stupidity. I love my doggo, and she is a lazy adorable bear looking best friend of mine.
>Pic related, my doggo
>Having a friend
but you can't leave your retard for more than a day. you're a slave to it.
Sounds more like you're the bummer in the equation.
yeah, who has time for retards, is what I'm asking