I piss sitting down, AMA

Is it manly tp piss all over the rim and onto the floor? Males are so fucked up.

Marking territory

me too OP

is it because you're lazy?

So yes?

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I've had to piss sitting down every since my eye got fucked up and I lost depth perception.

I'm not OP, but I piss sitting down at home, mostly. If I'm out, I'll use the urinal. I see piss breaks as leisurely time to work on a crossword, or get in a few minutes of reading. I just do the stand up thing if I'm in a hurry.

>is it because you're lazy?
It's not that I'm lazy, it's everyone else that is retarded thinking that spraying your toilet every time you piss and having to clean it up is somehow better or more efficient than taking literally 2 sec to sit down and keep everything clean

None. Of. Your. Business.

When I do that I get a stinger.

I do that at work. Make a piss break into a sit on the toilet and play on my phone break

I do too, and for a simple reason, I'm tall, and pissing from my height creates lots of micro splashes of piss (you can feel them when in shorts)

Unhygienic as fuck.

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Me too, OP, except in public bathrooms.

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Is this you, handsome?

i have to piss sitting down too. One time on vacation on ft. lauderdale beach I was at a bar near the shore and I went down to the pisser and it was just a long trough with no dividers. I had to go into the one stall in the corner of the room and sit there like a little bitch.

luckily nobody came in

you're a fag

so your a girl.
good for you.
we should care why?

that is how it should be standing is only for urinal

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>we should care why?
because I am not a girl

sure your not. that dick isn't fooling anyone

Are you one of those transitory people?

If you didn't want me to know you should have said no or just ignored my post

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You will not be ignored.

stop browsing trap threads, they are frying your brains

Have you ever eaten fried brains?

Did you know, that using wart-viruses, sprayed on toiletseats, you can write grafity on another persons behind?

If you ever see the words op=fag on your back, written in warts or as removal scars on someones posterior - please post a picture.

I have a skin doctor, who regularly posts pictures of "ass-graffiti", but only in medical journals. It would be nice for the community, to see some more of the tags.

i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about homie

Im sitting down and pissing at this very moment. I never used to, but I have a new house and I dont want piss anywhere

Not OP, but I'm 6'4" and pissing standing up - especially first thing in the morning or after sex - is a fucking gamble.

So I sit my ass down, my junk just hangs and aims down naturally, rest my elbows on my knees, and browse the internet on my phone while I piss.

Sometimes I read Viz (I'm a Britfag) or one of the kids' Horrible Histories books, sometimes I decide mid-piss that I fancy a shit while I'm there.

That said, I absolutely cannot go to the toilet ANYWHERE except my own shitter. Even though I work in a VERY well maintained office, I can't use their toilets, and if we're in a hotel or something then I gotta wash that seat plenty before I can chance it, and public toilets can just fuck right off.

It also saves the wife from bitching at me for leaving the seat up, so it's really a fucking no-brainer.