You are suddenly teleported 10 feet to the left

you are suddenly teleported 10 feet to the left.

how does that change your present situation?

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dead, would fall to my death from 23 stories up.

I am falling onto the bicycle shack from the second Floor.

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>op is boring
>only other empty room

I got split in half by the wall.

I end up fused to a tree 2 stories off the ground... Thanks, user.

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I’d be shitting in my front yard while my neighbor shovels snow.

Hardly anything at all. It would shift me from lying on the couch in my living room, onto my bed in the bedroom.

i ended up locked in a cellmates room at college dorms
thanks but no thanks

I'd be out on the porch.

I'm sitting on the piano now.

im bout 4 feet under in the dirt

basement dweller ftw

Great I'm in my hallway

I’m now on my dinning room table.

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Well now im literally in the closet.

I land on the floor?

I fall off the couch

I fall 5 meters down

I'd be in the kitchen

I'd fall down from third floor, squatting, while diarrhea sprays out of my ass violently

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I'm inside my neighbors bathroom.

me3

I'd be inside my sister's room where she has her dildo collection.

im back in bed

Out in the cold on the lawn in my underwear.

Assuming gravity applies, in a few seconds I will painting the house entrance with a new exciting color

Pic related

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Then im currently shitting in a tub, could be worse.

squatting 11 floors above a hotel parking lot. shitting

Im in my closet

In the lane beside my car I'd be fuckrf

I'd be in a cupboard with some cardboard boxes. It would be dark, I might cry a little bit, but I would probably come out of the cupboard and sit down again.

teleported to my sister's room

i would enter my brothers room

Send nudes

I'm laying on top of my parents car

Fuck you.
My head is stuck in a wall now, my spine is ptobably broken, and my bare butt landed on my cat.

would be stuck in the side roof

I would pay to see the human diarrhocket fly like that.

I'm in traffic now. Thanks user.

In my fridge

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I dunno, I'm European

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I am falling naked 15 feet down onto pavement

I'd be sitting at my dining room table instead of at my computer desk.

I guess technically speaking the dining table chair might be inside me, since the chair is pushed into the table... not sure how the temporal displacement works.

But I mean... technically speaking all sorts of matter would be inside me no matter where I teleported since there's no vacuums 10 feet from the vast majority of us.

Still in my room, staring at a wall

I’d be shitting on my bed with my legs fused into my desk

only not in underwear
so colder

also, why is like 30% of you'll shitting?

Idk how far 10 feet is because I don't speak burger

underrated

I'd be right in front of the refrigerator, checking the sour cream and onion dip I made about 2 hours ago.

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our apologies
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Tub of shit.

Would just fall on the floor

>diarrhocket

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Well come out of the closet by all means.

I'm in my closet. Thanks

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I have a big apartment so I'd just be in the living room

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>shitting on my bed

Holy shit, I'm dying because I phased through the wall and ground as I'm currently lying in my side.

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Well I never........

I'd be electrocuted by the neighbours electric fence and severely cut in the wire

in my father's cum jar storage room. he says its rare mayonnaise hell sell when the price goes up but it doesn't taste like mayonnaise. it's salty and thicker than mayonnaise

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Best thread so far.

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Fall on my ass on my hardwood floor.

very exotic and exciting language. can you show me more of your peaceful religion?

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Just at room next door

My couch.

I'd be stuck in concrete in the building foundation. So likely dead.

This or I fall on some shit and hurt my back. Not gonna get off my lazy ass to measure the exact distance.

Shitting in the hallway

I would be in my neighbors kid's room. I can hear them playing when I'm fucking my GF.

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time for a literal coming out

because pic rel8

DID HE DIED

andy sixx intensifies

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I am now swimming in a very polluted river

id be shitting on the street

Outside...

I'm fused half with my living room wall and halfway with my pitbull/her crate.
K-kill... me....

i'd fall to my death

I would be in a wall

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i'd sit on the porch instead of the lving room couch. it's nice outside today, so that'd be kinda perfect.

thanks, wizard op

Would teleport to the corridor infront of the orderly with a dick in my hand. Could be worse.

I appear in my Asian neighbors apartment in bra panties

I'm on you op

Still on top of your mom.

I'd just be sitting in the kitchen. Would probably then turn the dripping faucet / tap off. It's been bothering me for the last 15 mins but I cbf going into there to fix it

i fall from some brick stairs outside and break my nech on some wood flowe pot

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I stumble a bit, I'm sitting on the floor surrounded by a bunch of paintings instead of at my desk

This is why I don't go to taco bell.

I'm in the shower with my 17 year old daughter

i am now dead.

im cock blocking the tv

I'd be on the beach in a slightly different location

I'd suddenly shit on my couch

Post a pic of your daughter

Fuck you I fell off my couch

id fall around 16-18 feet and might end up breaking my tailbone or legs

A minor inconvenience at best, would just go back to my ground-floor house.

all you have to do is come out now

Finally. Down to the real questions

you know about the dildos how exactly?

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I'm now shitting in my neighbors bathroom, hopefully on the toilet but I wouldn't really care

teleported outside with my dick out

Fused with a wall

3 meters almost exactly

No, her friends are on Yea Forums sometimes. I don't want them to know I am.

20 feet off the ground and with broken legs/ass from the fall

I'm on my front porch, how the fuck did I get here

I'd in my front year a few feet from my mailbox

actually im would end up in a bush, it would just hurt a lot

I'm shitting in the rain on the street side of my in-laws house.

It would be wet and cold and embarassing.

whats the weirdest shit they have posted

I'd be sitting on a bunch of wood pallets or fused within the fence

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN

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I’m suddenly mastubating in my neighbor’s living room

i would be in my wardrobe

Pls do, I would be teleported to the girls bathroom. They are showering in there btw.

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I now am in my little brothers room. Weird, I think I'll leave.

Im sat taking ashit with an external wall to me left, im on the first floor, ill drop on my arse its gonna hurt

I would be outside, over a three story drop.

its a hypothetical question you fucking idiot. op can't literally teleport you he doesn't have magical powers

i think he knows he is just that much of a fucking virgin

I'm on the couch in the lounge. No biggie.

Well you are one raging closeted faggot aren't ya?

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depending on the term of the teleportation im either laying on a washer and dryer or im split into several pieces through out them.

Instead of laying in my bed,I am now on the floor and it's cold and I'm naked, so I'm cold too. Thanks op

Spraying soft serve shit on the ground

Sitting on the pavement at work, instead of my comfortable truck

In severe pain from 30 foot drop. Also wet since it’s raining.

Lazyboy recliner.
Comfy as fuck.

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I would be shitting in the sink

No idea, I just overhear them talking about it every now and then, nothing so far that would seriously raise eyebrows. Just meme references, and Yea Forums by name. Like I didn't know what Yea Forums is...

I'd be in the apartment of two faggots.

I'm in the basement and the exterior wall is to my left. Free burial babyyyyy

Well, I live in a basement suite so ten feet left puts me 6 feet into solid rock. Feelsgoodman.jpg

FUCKING SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'd be out on my deck, sitting on the rail over a like 20 foot drop. And I'd be locked out and cold as balls.

Lol canadafag

> re-materialize in a book shelf
> die of internal paper cuts

I'd be 3 stories in the sky about to fall to my death