Injured baby duck named fucker just died, trips is how I dispose of the body

Injured baby duck named fucker just died, trips is how I dispose of the body.

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Viking funeral

Put it in a lil coffin and bury it

Just burry him, like a normal human being would do.

viking funeral

shove it up your pooper

+1

Rolling for this

incinerate the body

Duck dinner

This

bury him in a blanket with some stones to mark the grave. plant some flowers. make a nice memorial to the innocent departed. make sure the hole is super deep though.

Bury the little guy. Mark the grave with a pretty rock

Stomp it until it's nothing more than a dark brown stain

Burn and eat it

Eat him

this

This

Cremate and snort like cocaine
Then take pics and post em here

Rolling for Viking style!

Checked

cum on it
then put it in a box and donate it to a home for orphaned children.

This

rolling

viking burial

Do this

Humble bump for this :)

The funeral have to be proper...
Lube it and stick it to your pooper!

Or viking funeral in toilet

Do it

Rolling for a flaming duck. Post a video

swallow it without chews

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Firework rocket - make him fly like major Tom

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Pluck him, fry him, and see how baby duck tastes.

Viking burial. Cuz ducks are fucking vikings.

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you can't half ass it either op, we're talking [popsicle stick longboat] here complete with dragon head ornament cut out of empty beer cans

shove it up your ass

Crazy eights

Reroll

Keep him in a jar filled with jello.

Space Program

rollin

Eat it

please

Lifted to the Heavens with helium balloons

eathimeathimeathimplease

Viking funeral ftw

so close yet so far.

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Send it to space with a balloon
and film it

OP is a fag

one off

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This

Re-rolling

Reroll, I want to see you eat that stupid fucking duck

Thermite Experiment

Make a fire and incinerate him and dont speak until he is ash out of respect for fucker.

Puree it and use the liquid as an enema.

Fuck me one off twice in a row. Now for round three.

Viking funeral

This

sleep tight ducker

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A nice burial with a tombstone that reads "Here lies Fucker, he was the best baby duck for like 10 minutes"

Gotta be this

this please op

Rip

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If trips you cook and eat it with rice.

Shit, I'll try again

Put in Neighbours Mailbox with a Get well soon card and right FUCKER in it.

>Viking funeral

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record yourself fucking it's tight duckling asshole

Mash it up with a hammer and smear it all over your windows

reroll

roll

Stomp on it enough to flush down the toilet.

Eat it

draw a dick on its face.

Viking funeral

Eat its flesh, toss the rest in the garbage. I recommend frying it.

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Fry it with some flava beans

get a mortar and pestle, mash it up and then feed it to the other ducks

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Eat it.

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VIKING FUNERAL!

reroll

EAT IT

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FUCK, I was close to quads lol

Full on funeral

Viking funeral

Launch him on a rocket so he can fly free!

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EAT IT, BONES AND ALL

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rolling for it. You must dress him in traditional viking clothes and burn him on a floating pyre. oh and you have to put coins over his eyes

Why do all you faggots want a viking funeral? Eat the goddamn thing. Don't let it's life have been wasted, get some nutrients out of the fucker.

El funeral Vikingo

Eat it raw

Please.

viking funeral

EAT HIM

Come on. I got dubs twice. Please.

Viking Funeral

reroll

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Biking funeral

re roll

Viking funeral

roll and live stream it

Viking funeral, but with fireworks.

rolllllllllll

roll

Did you kill this duck OP? Be honest now

put it up your ass

Order a double cheeseburger from McDonald's, then replace the burger with the duck and wrap it back up and ask for a refund.

roll for viking funeral

re rollliingggg

Transform it into a flesh light

OP you should probably eat it. What do you have to lose? That's more fun than a stupid viking funeral

closeeeeeeeeeeee

this

Viking funeral and film it

Rolling

dissolve in mt dew

roller

Reroll

Bury and mark with stone.

roll

eat it

Drive on a busy city road and yeet the fucker into oncoming traffic

I'll pay you if you just act like a normal human being and bury the poor little guy. Please don't be a faggot, please don't do something retarded. Just be normal for once and make your mother proud of you instead of the constant disappointment she lives with knowing that she didn't abort you.

eat its ass

Store it in a jar of formaldehyde

No, do a viking funeral

How much?

This is the one, reroll

Come on

Viking funeral

Feed the corpse to your pet.

Bury him. Dont be retarded

eat it

Make a fucked up Easter basket and send it to the local orphanage.

THIS
and we want pictures after

bury him

Viking funeral

Hiking funeral

reroll + yeet

aww so close

Reroll

Rollin

>one off

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Roll’d

Viking funeral

Viking funeral

Reroll

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God obviously doesn't want us to do this.

P.S. Viking funeral

roll

Rolling

This.

Build a pyramid for corpse

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also think about an area where there are no pets or something like that who could dig it out

Win!

Fry him and eat him for dinner.

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Just bury. But this made me laugh like a retard

Reroll

This is it

build him a pyramid

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Reroll

Space program

ouch

VIKING

Helium Ballons for a faster trip to heaven, RIP

Viking funeral with actual boat on actual body of water.

Viking funeral

VIKING BUNERAL

And sarcophagus

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Pharaoh treatment. Sarcophagus, pyramid the lot

bake it and eat it

Reroll

reroll

reroll

Reroll

Reroll

reroll 3

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proper burial> dig a hole put them in it say some nice words cover the hole back up boom

Eat HIM

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Re rollen

reroll

Viking funeral

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FUCKER

viking

Must keep protected from predators, pref indoors. Let it decay inside

Did you kill fucker, fucker???

Play a game of duck duck goose with it in front of an elementary school

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tannerite explosion if legal or viking funeral if not

Burn it and post vid here

Viking funeral. But not just a tiny boat, one that's fit for an actual Viking! Rest in peace buddy.

Mail it to your parents

eat

Viking funeral

You just had to make a retard out of yourself didnt you

eat it

raw

Coat with Nutella and wrap in glad wrap,will never decay

Bury at sea.

viking funeral

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>off by one.

draw a goddamn dick on its face.

rollin

again

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imma just roll rq

OP killed the duck for attention.

You stupid cunt.

Shove it up your dickhole now

man so close

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you guys suck ass at getting dubs also rolling for Viking funeral

Viking funeral

rolling for dick on face cause funny, but then viking burial as to not upset the duck gods

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Prepare it like a thanksgiving turkey and eat it.

incinerate

guess its settled

Nice funeral, bury in a little box, mark the grave with some stones and flowers as a testament that she existed.

YES VIKING FUNERAL

FINALLY

there it is

Weroll

valhalla user, valhalla

I will start on the ship now. Godspeed little fucker.

VIKING FUNERAL! Fucker belongs on the water anyway, it’s only proper.

about time

Winrar

VALLHALLA AWAITS

Shove it up your ass and shit it into the toilet. Flush, obviously.

Kudos OP, post results.

>119 posters
op you better not disappoint

This please just please

YAS QUEEN

Crispy Peking duck

Guess its settled

fry the fucker

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THROUGH FIRE AND FLAMES Yea ForumsROS

Send it to valhala already
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pretty sure OP is Long Gone.

yea

rip lil fucker. valhalls awaits
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He better be gone to prep that boat !

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U.S.S Fucker, reporting for duty sir.

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Why did it die?

It was injured, prolly too badly

Is this OP? Is that duck inside?

Vikings funeral

It was abandoned by it's mother and was barely breathing when I got to it. Could be a number of things, but I think it was malnourished or had a spinal injury. It was looking a bit better, but I think it rolled on its back the wrong way on the towel and snapped its own neck.

fill it with these chocolate gold dublones

POOR CRAFTSMANSHIP

>you can't half ass it either op, we're talking [popsicle stick longboat] here complete with dragon head ornament cut out of empty beer cans

Yes, I'm going to fill it with straw and lighter fluid and send it out on a pond with ducks

Fucker deserved better

127 people came to his funeral. that's more than most people will ever get.

Did OP deliver?

No, he chickened out like a little bitch

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Baby ducks are fragile little shits. I raised a handful of them inside the house once because there were birds of prey in the area that already killed a couple of them. Two died for no apparant reason. They had no injuries, they had heat, they ate just fine.

To the gates of vallhalla, Fucker shall float.

He put the duck on a cardboard boat, he's likely prepping the fuel for the funeral

Roll

Rolling

Its thundering and raining, thor himself is beating his hammer waiting for the mighty fucker to rise to Valhalla

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The madman is going for it

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Cook it, eat it

You better take a video faggot

Dont let this thread die. Godspeed fucker

10 Webbuxx he won't do it

just to keep the thread from dying, how is everyone doing?

Bump

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I believe in OP

Fucker deserves it all, its an honor to share his glorious exit from this world and into Valhalla with you all

thread's closing in on the bump limit, so make a new one

Tannerite.

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Fucker's going to Valhalla

I couldn't get a video because it was raining so hard my camera wouldn't switch buttons. Can confirm it did light and burn for a bit before sinking into the murky depths. Valhalla has claimed a mighty warrior.

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Godspeed fucker

A real human being, and a real hero

Absolute madman, 100% based

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he didn't die a warrior's death. hel it is.

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That's just fucking sad.

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Very well, then. We shall celebrate fucker s passing

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May he rest in peace

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God i hope this is the truth!

If not, then op is a sick a-whoring bastard!
Go to aslaska and Get eaten by a pack of wolves mothafucka

Let Odin carry you to the gates of Valhalla and may you drink, fight and fuck to your hearts content, mighty fucker
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Dang I shoulda waited fo film it. Wtf didn’t he use his phone