The charge

The charge

>be me
>120 down highway, switching lanes like a motherfucker
>cop sees.
>fastasfuckboi.mp3
>too fast for the fucker to get my license
>fuck it, keep going for an exit
>truck in middle lane with car behind in right lane
>fuck yes, squeez the gap and sit behind the truck
>car behind me sees what I’m doing and moves up to fill gap
>fucking legend
>cop screams past us
>take exit and hide car behind store while I have some lunch
>cop comes past, doesn’t notice shit
>mfw I ran and got away

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I hope you will die in the car accident you motherfucking piece of filth nigger.

ayyyyy lmao

> implying you can't see what is to the right of a truck when you are approaching from behind.
unless your car is 3 inches high then the cop can easily see you car and the car behind you because you can SEE ALL LANES IN FRONT OF YOU. you probably don't even drive so you don't know that.

Escape #2

> I have really bad luck with cops and the law
>I’m leaving the shops with some shit
>cop rolls by and stops in front of me
>hello officer how’s your day
>sir can you please show us what you’ve bought
>fuck cunt I stole some shit
>comply and try to hide the Second bag they hadn’t seen yet
>stupid dickheads steal expensive shit and pay for small shit as cover
>not what I do. Cop checks it out and says all good
>celebrated too early
>cop ducking sees other bag
>fuck, I run
>as the fucking neet I am I practice parkour at home
>cop fucking fit chases me
>climb shop and run along roof
>cop doesn’t follow me on roof
>cross to the orhersife of the building and jump down into true woods
>bolt around the outside of the wood line
>turn my shirt inside out
>part hair other side
>wear my jeans below my ass
>look like a fucking nigga but a good disguise
>walk to car from entrance to shops
>cop didn’t see me
>fucking go home losing money

>Op
No the car behind me in the left lane was a ducking yeehaw truck and the car beside me was an 18 wheeler the cop couldn’t see shit

Sorry I mean right lane my fucking autostic brain

Escape #3

>I’ve had a lot of these
>I’ve obly been caught once
>I’m 15 in this one
>me and friends like to climb water tower
>this one time we bring special ed from school with us
>he starts a ducking fire, other friends spraypaint the tower like retards
>the fucking pigs show up thanks to the smoke from this cunts shitty fire
>try to run but fence enclosed us
>cops at only exit
>fuck me I got in so much shit
>never spray paint something in summer down south it sucks shen you gotta clean that shit in 110 degree weather

Only pussies go 45 in a 45
>driving friends car he beside me
>60 in 45 tells me to slow
>fuck off dickhead
>state patrol rears it’s ugly head
>fuck me
>we in countrified south so old town roads everywhere
>fucking whip a proshe
>fuckinggayrefrence.jpg
>jk I tailwhip this fuckers car into a back road
>pig going to too fast trying to catch up keeps going straight and hits brakes
>rearends rednecks truck
>lol bitch
>keep going to other friends house
>hide car in garage
>hailed hero

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Friend takes the fall
>police show up at friends night one night
>gets a massive fucking fine and his license taken away
>feelfuckinguiltyasshit
>he doesn’t dog on me like a hero
>I pay for half his ticket and help him go through legal troubles in return
>my face when I start learning about legal system and get good at it

you're not a hero

I really hope that you die a miserable death.

Hailed a hero by who? Your mom? Opinions of retards don't count.

Fucking law school sucks ass
>still hate following rules
>decide I want to be defense lawyer
>get my rich ass parents too send me to law school
>that shit fucking sucks
>almost kicked out many times
>smoking weed in dorm with my doctor friend
>end up getting dogged on by room next door
>fucking lawyer virgin nerd
>drug tested
>mfw itfails to pick up on any drugs
>mfw nerd gets beat the fuck up by doctor and friends
>mfw doctor gets tested and fails
>he sells shit on the corner of the hood now

bullshit because doctors are pussies and can't fight

I hope you crash and burn alive.

Hey chill out fags I’m good at what I do so why tf wouldn’t I
I haven’t even got close to killing anyone yet so why the fuck you getting mad
Hailed by friend cause I got away from cops without him becoming an ascalent
Honestly just fucking chill this is about my past it gets better so fucking wait cunts

give it up and quit making lies. no is impressed by your lying stories.

>drive to gf house, ugly but bangin ass.
>fuck her, make her drink my load like the bitch she is.
>she says beer in fridge. Get beer.
>see some adult kid sitting in living room.
>watching paw patrol, making autistic noises like he's racing
>kid describes his uber leet moves escaping paw patrol.
>open beer to watch kid.
>kid makes up more stories, smiles and dubs his crotch as reward.
>go back ask gf Wtf is wrong with dude.
>f2f says dropped on head as child, took to many tide pod challenges.
>lol.

first defense case
>bitch I get my degree somehow
>actually fucking lawyer now
>get a signed some case where this cunt is getting accused of assault
>I actually start to hate this dude
>if there’s one thing I can’t fucking stand it’s guys who hit girls
>this guys bitch has bruises all over her
>wanna fucking drown this fucker
>but I’m lawyer now and if I can win this case I’ll start to make a name for myself
>start putting defense together
>court day he doesn’t ducking show
>godammit.exe
>doesn’t fucking notify or anything he just ditches the trail
>lose that trail cause that fucker didn’t show

Am OPs mother can confirm.

Friend gets busted
>friend get caught with weed
>I’m his defense lawyer
>actually shows up at trail
>3 hour fucking trial
>get him off with 3 years and a $1000 fine
>actually fucking good for what he got caught with
>highest penalty is 2000 and 10 years

Sorry 20000 missed a ducking 0

Going 50 in 45
>I was going 60 but I saw the cop b4 he saw me apparently
>clocks me on my decent
>lawyer now so I want to try and work magic on this fucker
>get pulled over and give him my identification and bar number
>his attitude change is clear as fuckinf day
>I get sent on my way
>fucking win

>be eurocop patrolling a highway
>car console blips
>it's a speeding faggot doing 107 on a 90 limit
>Tutor system shows a pic of his SUV plate
>press OK to approve 143€ fine and -2 points on his license
>laugh at him because SUV's are for gay faggots, puny-wiener middleaged guys, and wasted MILFs

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Lol
>one day going 100 down highway
>get clocked fuck!
>can’t actually figure a way out
>try to run but shit stuck
>pull over and give up
>cop fucking pushes me hard to floor and I pass out from the hit
>wake up in cuffs
Hey You, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?

If turning your Shirt inside out makes you look like a nigger then you probably are a nigger

That’s not even that much over the limit in kmph right? Good fucking catch on that gay suv tho