After a lengthy court battle with my ex-wife, I finally got custody of the kids!

REROLL

Take em to MacDonalds

Remove their extra chromosomes

REROLL

Because I love them very much. They're my pride and joy, and I don't want that fucking bitch of a woman to have them.

Love them forever

incest

Human centipede

Typical American kids, morbidly obese and will die of a heart attack by the time they're 30.

So you finally got custody... won't it be awkward bumping into your ex-wife now she's just your sister again?

Put them on a healthy diet and make the one on the left exercise more

Fuck them all brutally

Rolling for all of these to be live streamed included what there replying to.

Boom.

Look British.

send em back. They look defective.

Fuck all of them and post pics

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-af4

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Take them out for an afternoon of mini golf

reroll

Take them to Disneyland

off by one
dare I say, reroll?

Bullshit. They came with free money attached to them. Didn't they? Have fun taking care of those ugly motherfuckers.

Reroll

Here's a picture of my son, Alex.

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Family photo. The big woman was my wife.

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Let's turn these dubs to trips. Reroll

Off by one.. re rolling

THIS

Or not. Yea Forums's kinda slower than I thought today

Take them to McDonald’s and post pics here

Re roll

rolling for this

Go back to court say you changed your mind

They look like the fucken action man figures that I shaved all the hair off of and then melted a bit on a fire.

>remove them from the gene pool and never attempt to breed again

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Long trip to utah :/ or other Rocky Mount state it’s nice this time of year

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Fuck them all.

roll

777 luckyyyy

You have to though if we gets trips. Thats the ruless.

re roll

Make cp with the girl

LOL the bigger kid's name is Alex Taylor-Wilson and he lives in Western Australia

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Re roll

Blender

at least he doesn't live in Tasmania, a state known for inbreeding.

nuk, nuk

love and cherish them

Fuck them all in the ass

You're all going to fucking Hell.

that is the ugliest woman i have seen in my life

she's kinda cute, if you squint

SHow their belly buttons and go to bed

Its so pretty. I want to go there one day too.

Buy your kids happy meals from McDonalds. But don't include the toy.

Buy them dog

sodomize them.

Reroll

Raise respectful, independent children with good work ethics and principles. (too raunchy?)

reduce clerical intake

Send those chubby losers back and kill yourself.

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Hahahaha, faggot OP double-barreled his butters spawn like a classic cuck.

Take them to the zoo.

Rolling for these two.

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Fuck them and post pics

straight to the adoption center

Mini golf it is
Thanks

FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE

This has to be a pasta. Jesus

Just make just none turn out as fags

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Make them go in a diet

teach them how to be good people

winrar

Reroll.
Also, beware that when they hit their teens they WILL try and cut you deep by sayibg something about how their mother was a better parent.
No, they don't mean it, and yes, they love you. Teens are just assholes.

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Reroll

WINRAR!

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Will they take your kids away if we tell Child Protective Services that you are posting them on a pro pedophilia and right wing terrorism website?

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They are already good people, so just bugger off with that please. I will teach them the correct morals, how to treat their significant others, etc.

Love them uncondionally and be the best daddy in the world.

Also never be afraid to teach the hard lessons. Kids need a balance. Too much love and they become depressed, too little and they become bipolar.

WINRAR

SO FUCKING WASTED!!!

Feed them goast peppers n tell them its candy

Hah. I win.

Fuck.

Well...

Thank you for not telling me to fuck them or sodomise them or whatever you sick fucks tell me to do.
Wrong.

that's the same thing

>uncondionally
>Hah. I win.

Reroll gost pepper them!!

happy for you user

Yes

Shit get

Love them forever.

Love them

Feed and shelter daily.

Give up custody to their mother and never speak to them again

If this aint pasta put me in screenshot niggas.

how many seal coats did she chew for you user?

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Bitch in the green dress would get it

stop forcing them to shave their heads and make them decide what haircut they want

reroll

take out guns and cars and the US has the highest life expectancy