Hello Yea Forums

start going to the doctor now, your pains aren't going to go away.

Don't do opiates.

Very serious. Anything. From Kratom to Heroin.

You can be addicted to ANY compound, that's how your bodies chemistry works.

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When a girl asks if you want to share a bed, dont say “no thanks i’m good” you fucking retard

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Dont hook up with that cute blue haired girl. just dont

Don't fucking get married. Nothing lasts forever. Break up with a bitch the moment it's not fun anymore.

Take at least a fucking year off of school before even considering college just to work and get myself out of the house.
Jesus Christ I have no independence skills.

>r/wsb
dude. put at least half into some dividend stocks and hold them for 30 years

but at your age, half your money in pharma FDs is cool

This!

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You got married that young?
Fuck school, mang. I got my GED and dipped as soon as I could. I'm only going back to get an AA in a trade, not sure if I should go Maritime Welding or be an A&P mechanic.
Thank you for actual advice. I am sad I am a poorfag rn, because DIS is about to print some fucking fat cash

I'm thinking about proposing, how long did you date her?

I'm worried about dying alone

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I don't even know.

Thank you :)

Switch to viola. Fuck Joanna early and often. Quit smoking. Quit drinking. Don't bother living on campus. Don't bother working. Double major. Stop being a coward. Greet death as a friend because it's gonna take a swing at you and you can't stop it.

do what you want to do, not what your parents want. You'll end up doing it anyway, might as well do it now.

Yea I got married around 20. She could do things with a dick you would not believe. I got to rape her, rape her together with other men, insane drugged up crazy sex, I've whipped her in public, raped her in the ass in a park.. I could keep going really. But we were together long after we stopped loving eachother.

I knew her since we were 16.

I'd rather go back to when I was a 9 just so I can be a kid again. Being an adult sucks.

nice AskReddit post

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keep gaming. Tell all the boomer dipshits that make you go get traditional jobs to piss off.

"Stop smoking weed! You will lose you're best job"

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Thats your advice? Play video games and don't get a job?

Oh, I'm sorry, would you rather I post some Tiktok thot?

How about a racebait thread? Maybe a nice Loli thread would cheer you up?

Perhaps you're more of a furry thread type of guy.

3/10, here's your (you)

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Your invite is invalid, my dude.

I don't understand what you mean by that

It errors out for me.

I could do it all over again and not regret it. It wasnt the most efficient path, or most successful. If I could go back I'd probably just tell myself to chill the fuck out and cut myself some slack. I didn't need to stress to the point of grinding my teeth flat, constant heart burn, stress head aches, and insomnia. Once I got over that hurdle everything, the good and the bad, became more enjoyable.

Ah. That's the guy above. I'm the guy who married too young and is now an old and cynic fuck

Sounds like actual advice. Thank you.
oh. It's late and I'm retarded

buy bitcoin. quit college. join the military.

wash your face twice daily

Don't get into a relationship at that age

Everyone dies alone. No matter what. Dont think about it.

Loose weight now, fuck as many bitches as you can now.

I know people meme the concept itself to death, but...

Should I be concerned about being a virgin still?

I've had a relationship or two already, and I have gotten fairly far with those girls- but we always broke off before we went all the way.

Literally do not do this. As of today just turned 21, am in the army and im telling you stay in school and live your life. If you join the military at least dont choose a combat arms job, i fucked up and dont have any translateable skills to civilian life nor do i even have a fun job.

Jokes on you, I'm too much of a fatass to join up.

I had the misfortune of unlimited mountain dew and doritos starting from the age of like 10. I wanted to go as a doorgunner in the USAF but I'd have to lose like 60 lbs

To be a Yea Forumsro

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Just stay at your cashier job until you have enough money to move out of your abusive home. It will get better but whatever you do don't work in family. No matter how low it gets don't go back home to your abusive dad, past me. Life is worth living. Stay on your medication and things will be alright. Take the GED test asap and get back into college. Take the debt. Be a wageslave. You'll be happier. Buy bitcoin.

If you ever have a chance to get laid (without doing some unthinkabke and probably illegal shit in the process) just do it. It only gets more difficult and awkward with age. That being said I need a sort of a serious answer from you anons: can you get an std from a blowjob delivered by a human being equivalent of a trash can?

i would of at least got in shape and saved a lot of money from the college scam. i was an idiot at 19 and had no idea what i was doing. taking out loans is the last thing i should of did.

Be careful with drugs. It takes only one bad substance to fuck your life up.

*should've
Considering I'm a eastern european and I'm giving you grammar corrections you might just be right about the college scam

Hey man, losing weight is the easiest part, and if you wanted to do air force id say do it, the air force is actually treated very well. Im on a joint base of army/air force up in alaska and in comparison to the air force stuff, sometimes i feel like a dog in the army haha

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people say that, but it's been very hard to do it.

Also, holy shit man. I hate the PNW as it is, I'd probably suckstart whatever they handed me at the next range quall if I got stationed in Alaska. Fuck. That.

Just because you can hump does not mean you should

Read. Invest. Look to get out of the rat race and retire early. Dont spend more the $600 in transport going to a 9-5 job

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Agreed! Did the mistake of getting into a relationship while in uni. She wasn't bad, a nice girl but I knew our paths would go separate ways once I got further in my studies and it did. I missed many opportunities to fuck other girls.

It's not so much about WHAT you do as it is how confident you LOOK when you do it. Nobody else really knows 100% of the time what the right or cool thing to do is, so if you do shit and look like you know what you're doing, people will naturally assume you're one of the cool guys who knows what he's doing.

Yeah i think about it sometimes, we had our weapons drawn today for the ranges and sometimes its hard not to just wanna wash your mouth out with an m4

This.

Also fuck your morals and every chick you can get. You will never regret the girls you have fucked. Only the girls you didnt fuck.

Also get a good but serious Job with good income for only 8h/day.

test

Don't fuck up dating or school. With dating you have to make sure you don't be a bitch ever. Same with school. Do not ever compromise.

quit cigarettes

Overvalue what you have. Don't say no to anything. Christian groups like that. Even the rags with bod mods and drugs. It's youth. Bros before hoes. Hoes come first.

College is a scam. Go to college for women and to party. Networking right there. A good friendship with someone who's not a loser to land you a job or a social circle with Hollywood or the Amazon bill gates Facebook people who knows.

College is not highschool, ok so you are young and have all your 20s ahead of you but you were way too old at 17. Things stop happening at 23. They really stop at 29.

What the fuck is this

You okay buddy?

this guy fucking lost it

Yes. Herpes can be transmitted orally, for example. Get tested ASAP

>If you could go back in time and give 19 year old you a single piece of advice, what would it be?
It's not as important as you think it is

My advice for you is JOINING THIS SERVER!!

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Drop out of college, join the coast guard, and never have your first drink.

Just do thing you like NOW. Oh well, and dump that bitch you do not really love, and dont waste 5 more years just bc you are scared to be alone and stop thinking every relationship will become like this in a matter of time.
And least - just spend time with a lot other ppl. Making things easier if you know a bunch of folks - even mutually.

I appreciate the actual advice, the shitposting, and the porn.

I am going to go to bed now. You all have given me a little to think about.

Even though I spend most of my time on /wsg/ and /k/, Yea Forums will always be my home board. Flooded with shitty threads as it is, I firmly believe this place will get better. Eventually. Thank you, everyone. :)

No advice, because I'm doing alright. I would probably joke around a bit, though.

Can I make preparations before going back in time? If so I'd probably look up next week's winning lottery number and how to get them beforehand, or other methods of earning money, then write the detailed instructions down for me to find 19 years later. Go back to the past, give my past self the note, and come back to the present and... Oops, where did the new knowledge come from? Where does it go?

Can I go back to the past and give myself a new fetish? Or a super cheating skill or knowledge? Would I ruin my life if I altered anything? Could I make it better?

So many questions and troubles if I go down this line, so nah.

I guess I'd just go say "Hi" to my younger self, then we could hang out, then I'd take some *selfies* before going back to today to show my friends.

I bet my younger self has one hell of a story to tell. Damn, now you're getting me excited.

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Looking for this one, true Yea Forums luv

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basically this for me.
>medical retirement after 3 years of service because dabeetus
> dump retirement and disability pay into btc. mining as well as i had a decent comp back then
>find cushy civvie or contractor it job because ts/sci
>retire from that when btc/eth blows up and makes me a multi-millionaire

I have genital warts. There's worse out there.

Some sage advice because it is also my birthday and you could be me from the past
>Don't go with her

Shut the fuck up

If you think you are drinking too much, you are.

Never trust women

Do not leave her. Not for any reason.

shit more regularly. you aren't impressing anyone with these complicated and unorthodox shits, and the time you spend coming up with unique shits could be better spent working to provide for your family.

Take college more seriously and do not become an alcoholic.

Exact opposite here.

Don't go to university
Leave your parents house
Don't listen to them telling you to stay
Join the army or learn and practice a craft like mechanic and make money immediately
Use said money to fix your life
Talk to women
Have confidence
Fuck women
Don't put pussy on a pedestal
You are good enough

You must understand how little time you have. It will take you until you are at least 26 to finish your PhD. By then your biology will already be starting to fail you. You have 10 years tops to make it or break it. Otherwise you’ll join the rest of the losers wasting their lives chasing happiness

Wow, actually good advice in this picture
Thanks

This.... at all.

Seen lives ruined senselessly because chasing the dragon.

You dont HAVE to go to college to succeed. Trade/ tech schools can get you into high 5 figure/ 6 figure careers without stupid fucking student loan debt.

Talk to girls/boys whatever, be ok with yourself and you will be cool with others.

Don't be a snowflake, life can be hard, the world owes you nothing, reach out and grab what you want to do and have fun.

Enjoy your friends, savor the moments, make memories, because, in the end that's all we really have.

And..... fuck Bitcoin. Do start investing in solid stocks with dividend reinvestment. Don't gamble on high risk shit unless you are willing to lose it all.

Have fun you 19 y.o.

get a job, save money while you don’t have to pay rent. women are dumber and hornier than you so don’t try so hard to impress them.

DEVELOP A SKILL FOR THE LOVE IF GOD.

For almost everything in this picture, I made the exact opposite, no wonder I'm a 39 year old virgin

Things get far worse, worse then you'd expect, before they get better

Don't. Eat. Yellow. Snow.

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kill yourself or stop Yea Forums NOW

Chase your dreams while you are young. It only gets harder.

Good luck, young man.

Stop smoking that shit

Dont get any stupid woman pregnant dont waste time getting high and drunk at partys start making money sooner and start career sooner, get into trading stocks now and start saving capital to trade with now

me and a friend wanted to try kratom, only done weed before a couple times. not rly interest in drugs but would try this and probably shrooms. would you see I shpuldnt?

Wow, surprisingly informative, mostly.

It's not an opiate but it stimulates similar receptors as them. It's very useful if you use it with respect but it can become a habit very quickly, I was addicted to it for a while and quitting resulted in a very bad few weeks. I only use it occasionally now for a hangover cure or if I've got a shit day of work ahead of me, gives me nice burst of motivation.

Dont listen to the other faggot about marriage, just find a girl that is genuine and kind and that you wont ever get bored of. That other faggot obviously settled for a bitch because he was afraid noone else wanted him.

Put all your effort into finding out what you want to do for a career, and get a retail job meanwhile to make money and not waste time, otherwise you will end up hating yourself for wasted money.

Be careful with drugs, anything can be psychologically addictive if you have the personality or state of mind for it. Yes, weed can be addictive. Psychedelics can put you in a mental hospital indefinitely after only a couple of uses if you have the wrong brain wiring for it. Stay the fuck away from xanax. Alcohol is shit for the body and not worth the shitty high it gives in comparison to other substances. Just vape weed once a week on a Saturday night with friends instead, its much more fun and much more healthy. (do not smoke every day, the tolerance ruins it and makes it a lot more expensive, and it softens your motivation and ability to organise things.)
MDMA is amazing, particularly at trance and psytrance events. Dont use it more than once every 4 months, its neurotoxic and will fuck your working memory and ability to deal with stressful moments if you take it more than every 3 months. You shouldnt exceed 50 uses in your life time.

Stand up for yourself and be confident at your job or sociopaths will take advantage of your niceness.

Don't settle for a girlfriend that isnt one of the sweetest most genuine people you've ever met. Does she treat you badly at all? If yes dump her, shes not marriage material and you could be spending time doing other productive things.

Do do things online that could be used against you later on, technology and surveillance are getting better every day, companies may be able to search your lifes internet history in the future.

Hit the gym and get ripped, it will highly reduce the chance of people trying to get into physical confrontations with you and it will boost your self esteem.

Try to be fasionable and not a dork, get a tan if you can, find a cool clothing style, be laidback around friends. Dont get married b4 30.

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Try to focus on your objectives and do not trust girls too much ?

Love isn't going to be how you expect it, and it's also not worth the hassle

That hit way to close to home.

Invest in body armor sports drinks. You will be rich

Kill yourself

No, faggot. I am your North Star.

Enjoy your hair while you can

Start planning a career path that you will be passionate about. The money will come. Unless you pick something useless, then you're just a twat.

Date women, fuck them, find the one that challenges you to be a better man (but make sure shes a rockstar in bed)

Dont worry about minor mistakes, you're the only one who will remember them.

Most people dont care about you, nourish the relationships that do.