Ideal gf thread

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Basically Kaori makimura (city hunter)

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Damn
Shredded to a trillion peices

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Anyone else want to contribute?

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gf?

Girlfriend (male)

people who listen to Neutral Milk Hotel

some one should make or post the elementary-school gf

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Replace Knife with gun and its the perfect GF

I also listen to Tennessee Ernie Ford

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hella hot

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Is it my imaginations or are all your dream GFs just anybody who would be fully denpendend on you?

No, it's not my imagination. These are all dysfunctional types that would allow you to be dominant even if you are less than betas.

ZOMFG I HAET THIS MEME!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO LIKES IT IS A PATHETIC INCEL VIRGIN LOSER FAGGOT

the real fantasy is thinking anybody here has enough income to support an adult woman as well as themselves

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>binge day drinking and smoking
>expects you to literally any and all plumbing, electrician, and general landscape work, no matter how complicated
>won't let you fuck after having two kids and cries when you do fuck her
>cooks crazy retarded "modern" food, using exclusively canned vegetables, meat, and gravy, because they're the "foods of the future"
>will constantly protest at any acting out from the children, constantly pulling both you and and your kids to church every week
>her mother-in-law WILL move in with you as she gets older, or she's ALREADY living with you
>you better buy a new car, the neighbors bought a new one, and your wife won't let you go fishing on your one day a month you don't have to commute to the city in a suit with no air conditioning

The 50s fucking sucked. We idealize them way too much.

Truly imaginary gf

10/10 for actually being accurate to the bible, would bang

This. And let's not forget those winning hairstyles women had and the ten gallons of clown makeup they wore.
Oh, and those names.
>Ruth
>Ethel
>Edith
>June

If some motherfucker can roll dubs or a post ending in 09, I will greentext a story about being with star-spawned-horror GF.

I shall roll the truest and purest of dubs for thee.

rollerino

roll

Is this you acnekun?
youtube.com/watch?v=-2w08EIOBFo

roll

just fucking post it or don't, what is this stupid dubs requirement

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-ie6

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Eh june’s a cute name

>her mother in law
so, my mom? i don't even mind that

I will roll myself. Here goes.

top tier

Clue me in, reddit!

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Y'all motherfuckers got lucky. I'll get writing. I haven't greentexted in a while so I may be slow.

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ye no, gooks are 100% more worse.

Get yourself a decent American black girl then. I got one, and now I'm getting more treats made for me than I can eat

OP, in all your years of faggotry, do you remember when I would shower twice a day?

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"Rural Innocent Christian GF" are the biggest whores you can meet. Voted most likely to be a dependapotamus, and will cheat the first time their 19-year old husband is deployed.

>follow your dreams, Hisao

i'm finna sleep hurry up mang

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hot as fuck

my pp is PP

>rolls 420
>doesn't mind living with mommy
Wewlad, no surprises here.

>be you, anonfag
>hard day at work, dead on your feet
>dead on the inside too
>they keep telling you the relationship isn't healthy and that you shouldn't be courting with forces that make your brain leak out of your nose
>fuck them
>they don't know what it's like be comforted by the void
>they don't know how she makes you feel
>the car ride home is moodier than usual today
>it's been a long day and you can't wait to let her take your feelings away
>pull up
>kill the headlights and put it neutral
>hop out, make sure the neighbors don't see you hauling the blood bucket and bones
>walk in, loosen your tie
>the power is out again and the house is cold, just as she likes it
>"Honey, I'm home."
>close the door, pitch blackness envelops you just as it always does
>the cold permeates you warmly, the paradox passes through your mind just like normal
" , ."
>you close your eyes to let her take shape, feel the darkness grow ever more inky and solid
>getting harder to move
>she's getting more corporeal now
>you let her envelop you just as she likes
>the cold air feels harder to breathe
" ."
>you can feel her all over you, sliding under your clothes, into your mouth and lungs
>the familiar perverse feeling of being claimed by the inky blackness leaves you humbled and feeling tender
>it felt strange once, now you know it's just her version of a hug and a kiss
>it feels like you're floating as she embraces you
>the cold touch is loving and you know that, for your insignificance in comparison to the awesome might of the cosmos, you are special
>the cold seems to make a form beyond your denied vision, you feel an icy kiss on your forehead and shiver as her eternal voice rolls through your entire being, vibrating every molecule in you
" ."

hurry up with the greentext plz

nicole watterson is a perfect wife and mother

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Goddammit, it didn't like the fancy text. Fill in the blanks with the following.

"Welcome home, user."
"I longed for your companionship all day."
"I love you."

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>let me feel your face one more time
Ouch. The feels.

That's cute why is it on Yea Forums

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d-delet

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very spooky

absolute misogynist

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Sweet

oof

based

kek

Got me for some reason. Kek

google her, there's some high quality art out there

thas cute

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