Why are you here?

I'm locked out of my apartment and waiting for my roommates phone to turn on.

well no but after you said that i fully understand you thanks

im a busy college student who likes to bounce ideas and have conversations with people and be allowed to say literally any stupid thing that comes across my mind

there is no place on the internet where this is possible except for Yea Forums

the trap gf?

I'm leaving my wife and I'm going to tell our son tomorrow morning.
I can't sleep.

...dad? mom already told me you fucked our maid from gabon..how could you do this to our family?

>your addicted or have no life
Which is it for you, OP?

any holes a goal

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both

nice

Or maybe because this is (sometimes) a fun site to relax and tap after a long week of work and responsibilities of being a functional adult in our present society.

I mean, maybe.

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Hija, pensé que te oí aquí jugando con los pájaros, ¿pero todavía estás en la computadora? ¡Vete a la cama inmediatamente!

And reddit? I've never used it, but the cool kids say it's great

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its 08:28 am
I'm drunk
Have nothing else better to do at this hour and in this state

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apparently not since every account I make gets banned for not being sensitive enough, or when I am overly sensitive, I somehow trigger some random person enough to get me suspended and of course I get banned

Yea Forums is my only virtual home

so reddit is full of libtards

I have faith in this website.

bump

No seriously, start treating it with more respect as the first matrix and fight club as originally intended.