-alpha -smooth -swag -more melanin (masculine) -more pheromones -more testosterone -lower bodyfat -deeper voice -bigger -faster -stonger -taller -age better -bigger dick -better fashion sense -lose virginity earlier -dominate every social circle -knows how to fight -probably bullied you in school
I'm somewhat conflicted, John. On one hand I kinda want you to livestream your suicide for all of us to laugh at. I'm not lying, that would be the event of the year. On the other hand, I honestly don't mind you spamming these bait threads. That proves you're not only still alive, but you're still pathetic and you continue to hate everyone and everything - but most of all, yourself.
Okay, the latter option wins out. Stay alive, John! You are by far, the most pathetic person in existence.