>fell for crossdressing memes
>bought cheapo schoolgirl outfit and matching socks
>got horny
>fapped to myself in the mirror
>fell asleep from warm afterglow
>one roommate saw me while I was asleep
Now he thinks I'm gay.
Also I didn't write a single line of code.
btw I'm quoting myself
i lovememems
who quote
Did you felt something hot inside ur anus?
That was me last night
1) don't do this kind of stuff if you have a roommate
2) programming socks only work to help you program better if you really are gay / trans because then wearing them makes you feel better about yourself ergo better productivity
3) try explaining to your roommate that you were crossdressing because you fell for the meme that it helps you program better
4) don't worry if he still thinks you're gay, he won't be your roommate forever
But you probably are gay if you fell for it.
I know because I fell for it because I'm gay
>fell for crossdressing memes
>bought cheapo schoolgirl outfit and matching socks
>got irradiated
you are gay dipshit... No fags alowed on esfores
If you were my roommate I'd bully you into dressing up for me all the time and buy you more cute clothes.
Also I'd stuff ur butt, you'll like it tho.
>didn't say nohomo
ha gaaaay
you have to fug him now
Ttpucal progtomer
>Now he thinks I'm gay.
JERKED OFF TO YOURSELF AS A GIRL IS GAY, BUT IF YOU JERKED OFF TO A GIRL THAT WOULDN'T BE GAY, YANOMSAYIN?
Yeah a roommate of mine walked in on me too, but i had pretty normal clothes on, i didn't pass but at least i looked good wearing it so she didnt care and we talked about the music we made that day
If you write code remember to write it in F#.
cute anine in ops pic
Stop browsing /g/ user it makes you gay
What is it with faggots and computer jobs. I assume it's because working with computers requires very little physical activity and it lessens the amount of people you have to make contact with. All that is left to wonder is: Are faggots attracted to computers because they are gay, or is the Vitamin D deficiency in programmers the cause of their decrease in masculinity.
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>surround yourself with cute girl cartoons all day
>only associate with people who do the same thing
huh I wonder what's making men want to be pretty girls
YOU DUMB BRO?
I DOTN SEE PEOPLE MUCH
I USE COMPUTERS
SO THEREFORE I GO COMPUTER JOB
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