Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

too bad you werent the one that shoved that knife up his ass. that's a proper fucking

Way to talk shit about a dead person who can't defend themself

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do pornstar hookers count?

Sometimes? She's really nice but kinda just clueless as shit. Really privileged and spoiled.

I'm not delusional enough to think that it would actually matter.

>I fuck Kardashians on a regular basis.

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At some point, but not tonight, I’ve got work in the morning. When I’m ready I’ll probably let Yea Forums come along.

That’s terrible, I didn’t need to be reminded of such.

You’re assuming I’d say anything bad about him. Nah, he was a wonderful man who’s been vilified enough.

I once fucked a girl with 2000 insta followers so yeah, you could say that.

I'd actually believe this tbh

Honestly, she seems like the kind of girl who'd make a pretty great gf.

I'd love to be all snuggled up in a cozy bed with Emma, just cuddling and watching movies.

yeah until you ask her to do the dishes and she goes full feminist on you

I dated a c-level actress who was on some crappy shows (and 1 good show) in the 90’s.
I met her before she got on TV. We were just kids. Dated for about a year on and off. She dumped me for an actor from the show Felicity.

True story bros.

I fucked a girl named Hilary Duff, but she did not look anything like Hilary Duff

>do the dishes
nah, you wash dishes when you're done using them.
everyone washes their own dishes. equality!
problem solved.

Valeri Kimbro. Not really famous, but has been in a few low budget movies and music videos. She's on imdb if that means anything. Plus she's hot as fuck

If you define famous as "everyone in town recognizes and knows you," then yes, I'm married to someone famous.
If you define famous as "you can find my bio on IMDB," then no.
But she set my best friend up with one of her friends that does have an IMDB bio.
But lets face it, you lot don't care unless it's a story of some B-list star pulling a train with the college football team.

But what if a dish is washed and then not used for a long time so it needs to be washed again before using. Wouldn't it be better for everyone to wash the dishes they want to use when they want to use them, or should we wash them after and before?

Michelle Branch after a house party after one of her concerts

After; always. Before; if it's needed

Ok, but also we have a dish washer, so who's responsibility is it to to turn it on assuming we all load our own dishes?

Whoever fills it to capacity

Surely you don't wait until every space is filled, if that takes days then you have some smelly dirty dishes in there which isn't good.

Just turn it on whenever it's more convenient to use and you want to do something immediately afterwards, like seeing how many popsicles can fit in emma's butt at once

I dated Conchita Campbell before she got "famous"

Now you have the dilemma of someone turning it on after they have used dishes and then a different person uses dishes but its full so they have to wash them by hand.

That's where this magical thing called communication comes in.

Kris Jenner, is that you?

trumps wife lol

i fucked cate blanchett in a bed and breakfast in niagara on the lake in 2005

she was in toronto for tiff, think it was for babel, and she came to st.catharines/niagara for the grape and wine festival

ran into her after the bars shutdown on st.paul street with her husband and we did some after partying

her husband was in the next room sleeping [or listening, who the fuck knows], and i ended up raw dawging her at like 4 in the morning then cabbing home, was pretty damn proud of myself for that ass slaying, as i was a fan of hers in LOTR obviously

her husband was cool with it, apparently theyre "open" like that

Too bad you weren't killed.

Terrorist slutbag.

Note: it wasnt an actual b and b, it was like a room attached to a bar or something weird like that, had a "theme"

tbh i was fairly drunk and as the years go on i remember less and less

how was her bj game?

Story. She was fucking hot for a few years back.

I regret it as well, feel like I should of died by his side.

Slept with Teri Weigel roughly 1993

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I got a blowjob a while back from a girl that plays hockey for canada

Well above average.

Fucked Sarina Valentina in the ass

details!

From Howard Stern that’s just wrong. Guy is her brother. We hooked up. Great body. Every guy in bar was drooling when she walked in. Average fuck. Gave me the herp. Well, that’s as famous as it gets for me. Fucking cunt

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I’ve told this story here before, not sure if this counts ...
>visiting Carmel years ago
>Clint Eastwood is the mayor
>run into him on the street
>friendly enough, but seemed in a hurry; taller than I expected
>shake his hand
It’s the same hand I masturbate with.

What was she like in bed?

sure, which one?

An executive at TMZ paid a woman to let him suck off her horse in a farm south of LA. He filmed it.

I once hooked up w/ Nikki, the keyboardist for the band Rockbitch.

Always loved her. Hated that douche w/ the long blonde hair, she only ever seemed to star in hetero productions w/ him.

I don't know if he counts as a celebrity but I actually took the virginity of a fairly well known streamer named Tyler Blevins. He goes by the name Ninja on Twitch. He comes from a super religious Catholic family and is deeply closeted but I could tell within ten seconds of meeting him that he's gay. I met him at a Halo Reach tournament back in 2012. To make a long story short, we competed against each other in the tournament and his team ended up beating mine. That night, we got drunk and ended up fucking in my hotel room. As you might have guessed, I topped, he bottomed. That was six years ago and I haven't seen him since. Last I heard, he ended up getting engaged to some girl, breaking it off, and then getting engaged to another girl, all while "waiting for marriage to have sex."

Singles of truth!

Bullshit

I once fucked a milf who ended up doing porn if that counts...

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I banged a chick that was a singer when I was in high school. Average fuck, but she gave amazing head. Pic related

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Does the Slam Piggy count?

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Here’s an old selfie she sent for proof

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your favorite streamer is a fag. get over it.

Slam Piggy!!

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>I don't wanna hear anons calling anons liars. Be respectful, please.

nah I'm just saying it's bullshit you banged him

I hate the little fag but for sure you didn't bang.

I fucked a couple local news anchors. Don't know if that counts as famous since most of you wouldn't know them unless you watched the news in the places they have worked though.

Who the fuck is this guy! Lol he is randomly all over /b

>oh shit he's asking me to describe the blowjob
>I've never had a blowjob. How do I salvage this?
>"above average"
>good job brain

I have noticed him. He’s like a psedu-user

Think whatever makes you feel good.

What was that giant pussy like