What's the weirdest thing you've used as lube?

What's the weirdest thing you've used as lube?

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poop

Shampoo

Gack

My tears

blood

What the fuck is gack

my own gack

Oh you're a Democrat?

ur mum’s cum

ultrasonic couplant

behind a heat exchanger on a gas processing facility

my exact thoughts
WHAT THE FUCK IS GACK YOU NIGGERS? IS IT LIKE COSTCO QUACK OR SOME SHIT? I HEARD IT’S FUCKING DANK

Olive oil

play doh

HOW?

I think it's a non-newtonian fluid that nickelodeon used to sell so that kids could get that shit stuck on everything in the house.

mucus

yeah i think he means gak

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Add water and heat it

Noob here... what's the story on this ugly mug?

What you mean bruv

What the shit nigger? AND YOU PUT THAT SHIT ON YOUR CAWK?!?!? EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW YOUR SUCH AN POOPY BUTT

Oh yeah btw fuck the sadist who puts this on reddit

Shampoo.. burned when I peed immediately after busting.. but was fine afterward.

hand soap, got some in my dickhole and it felt like a beesting