Childhood fight stories Yea Forums, I'll go first.
>be me >like 14 >scrawny as fuck even by 14 y/o standards >but tard strength >get bullied every day >after a few months, get really sick of it >one kid in particular, let's call him B >B was also scrawny, thought he was tough shit >thought he could take on my brother and I >fuckgoback.mp4 >we kick the shit out of him in an ally and leave him there >ffw a few days >he comes after us again after school >this time with friends >okay >kick the shit out of him again, on a woods trail at the time so just throw him into a ditch >one or two of his friends come at us, we do the same to them >don't win by much, but get the job done enough that the others get back on their bikes and fuck off >about a week or two goes by, haven't seen B in a while >thought he was done >nope >comes after us with the same two guys that fought us last time, this time with rocks, sticks and even a coat hanger bent and snapped to form a shank >sustain a fair amount of scratches and bruises, one of B's friends is on the ground groaning >soon enough we take the other one's stick and he runs off >only B's left there with his shank >tell him to put it down and back off or he's gonna get fucked >doesn't listen >B's out for blood now, but the 2v1 doesn't go well for him >we do the job even better than the last few times, honestly didn't expect him to come to school for a while >next day >B starts making a scene at recess, screaming at us and shit >he's pretty beat up >large crowd gatheres >my bro is off doing something else >just me and B >know I probably can't take him 1 on 1, as my bro did most of the fighting >crowd forms a classic circle around us, teachers on duty don't give a shit because middle school >B comes at me, gets in a good few hits >I go down a few times, but get back up before he can do much >realize I can't win >idea.jpeg >he comes at me again >this time I grab his shirt >meaning only to pull it over his head then upper cut him >moar coming
>Be me, 15, in swim team >quiet/shy type >had maybe 1 friend >could outswim some of the older kids that are 17-18 >one of them in particular hated me for no reason >let's call him J >J is 18 >J would find ways to frustrate me or insult me in front of his other friends >calling me harry potter (I wore glasses) etc etc >anyway, this goes on for a while >fastforward >at swimming competition >me and friend mess around with a pair of walkie-talkies >say curse words, cause we think it's funny >J claims he heard me talk shit about him >scared shitless >he proceeds to put me into a chokehold >arm around my neck >spend a good minute in the chokehold >J is kinda scrawny, but still bigger than me >autistic strength activates as I get angry >not only do I lift him off the ground >but also slam him onto floor >put my weight on his back >proceed to do same chokehold on him >"how does it feel huh, how does it feel" >he's struggling >he tries to say "get off of me" but at that point, he was out of breathe >J's friends and some of my other team are watching as this unfolds >our swim trainer walks in and yells at us to stop messing around >quickly get up, and leave into the pool area >J's friends catch up to me after I walk around the pool area for a while >thought I was gonna get beat up, so i brace myself >"oh my god, user, you kicked his ass lol" >"yeah you fuckin showed him lmao" >they proceed to hang out with me for the rest of the competition >making fun of J the whole time
sorry if I have wasted your time
Levi Hughes
Good shit man, good shit
Michael Wilson
cont please
Jose Johnson
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Carter Anderson
also this one Yea Forumsros
Michael Gonzalez
got deleted, what was it?
Austin Sanders
More comedic than anything but here it goes.
>3rd grade >PC as fuck school so no real way to meaningfully compete, vent anger, or get that physical with anything really >Had a fight buddy named Jack that I'd get into scuffles with over absolutely nothing just so we could beat the shit out of each other >Sick to my stomach one day >School's hell and progressively gets worse >Get comforted by some people really don't know who >Stomach still feels like it's twitching whole day >cold sweat >Don't go to the school nurse, really want to go back to mom >walking home, hunched over, begging for oblivion >Jack's in my way >Says some stupid shit to start a fight >Don't want to fight, I'll loose and everything will probably hurt even more >Try to tell him off but can't muster the power >He begin to approach >Finally muster the strength >I muster something else as well >"wait Jac-HERBERLUB" >Proceed to projectile vomit an impressive 3 feet or so all over the guy >He stops and looks at my pic related, no emotions, just confusion >we both walk away without another word >Never talked about it again
Do you live in like a twilight zone where it's always 1963 or what the fuck dickensian society do you live in where kids just want to fight with makeshift shanks in the woods
Aaron Cox
Kek
Jordan Miller
It was something of a rough area. We lived mainly in suburbs on the outskirts of town and there were some small forests around that we sometimes cut through to get to and from school.
Wyatt Cruz
Aight lads let’s go back to the 90’s >be me 17 senior year >small town in backwoods part of state that’s still ten years behind on the times >was 5’10” maybe 160lbs but athletic build >would get into small scuffles out of school but this would change >gym class playing hockey >fuckyes.jpeg >other team has this dude on it, we’ll call him Nate >Nate is a fucking dick >about the same size as me >popular rick kid douche >used to think he was legit retarded but actually just inbread levels ugly >hates me for no reason, always a cunt to me in and out of class >it’s on >puck is dropped and I do everything in my power to fuck with him without outright hitting him >honestly just playing the game hard but making sure he can’t even touch the puck >he’s calling me every name in the book and shouting at the gym teacher telling him to eject me >finally has enough of my excellent defense >swings his stick at me and hits my arm, doesn’t hurt but it’s all I need >throw stick down and give him right hook >goes down like sack of rocks and starts autistically screaming >gets ejected for attacking me >I don’t get in trouble and even get to keep playing I had many more “fights” with this kid lemme know if you guys want more.
Aight, actually kind of snickering because this is bringing back memories >few weeks after incident >Nate has made me his mortal enemy >one Friday night at football game, one of my best friends is lineman and kicking ass >meet and make a date with authentic 90’s grunge girl from other town >pretty good night tbh >Nate is in the bleachers just staring at me >lol k >go to get a soft pretzel >walking back to the fence so I can watch my buddy knock heads up close >less crowded pathway but I hear someone walking behind me >suddenly I’m pushed forward a bit, stumble a few steps and drop my pretzel >mother fucking Nate >laughing at me, kind of sounds like the bully from a Christmas story but more retarded >put on straight face “pick it up and eat it” >”Umm what?” >I grab him by the collar and throw him to the ground >he’s once again autistically screaming >grab back of his head and twist his arm behind his back >”eat it” >he eats it I got two more, one happened in college
Noah Adams
Haha this is hilarious. Would love to hear the other two, but gonna head off now, getting late. Catch you on the flipside Yea Forumsro
Jack White
>Be 8 yo me at my best friend's farty >Annoying kid grabs grass and put it in the back of my shirt >It itches >Scream at him to stop being fucking annoying but I let it pass >He continues doing this >Third time I gave him a good bitch-slap at he side of his head and start chasing him >Mid-chase I saw a good size ice cube on the ground >Since he could run faster than me I grabbed the ice cube >3 years of gaming prepared me for this moment >Target Acquired.jpg >Throw the ice cube in front of him so it hits him when he hets there >Ice Cube shatters in his hand and he falls in pain >MFW
