New celeb thread

New celeb thread

Happy and healthy edition

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first

Hi.

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Drink water, not soda

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What about juice?

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youtu.be/FQLElTVQ_bI

,

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Absolutely fantastic, who is this?

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just as bad.
literally just polished off a can of coke

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That's much better depending on the kind of juice

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Kate Beckinsale is most certainly NOT mentally healthy

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For me, it's Billie Eyebrows.

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What makes you think so?

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lucy pinder, but that was a really old pic from like 2003 or 2004

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Naughty naughty user ..

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she's finally starting to look older and I think it's really fucking with her head. imagine how Michael feels about it. even tho I don't think they were ever really together. it's gotta be weird af

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Damn, I haven't seen her in a while. Nice. I still want juice.
Arizona?
Bet, thanks I haven't thought about her since 2005ish.

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Cougers can happily imbibe of dick, user don't be a sexist asshole

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Hellooooo.

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Ball juices?

She's got a purty mouth.

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Arizona tea?

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I was thinking fruit juice.

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gay4tay?

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The juice, not the tea. I do not care for it.

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I'm preparing dinner

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i physically cannot love her anymore than i already do

'Must be 10" to enter this ride', my apologies user

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make sure to drop a few ounces of vodka in it
10 what? inches of dick? I don't have that much

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>comic sans
no

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Nice.
I don't think so Tim.
Hot.
What are we having?

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Not as tasty

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good brow on her
relax, have a dorite

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The lack of carbonation plays a bigger health part than most would consider. Don't take my word for it as I'm not informed, but I would prefer Arizona juice over soda any day.

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Can I do gin instead?

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Thank you Beckinsale user, you've been quite helpful.

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oven roasted chicken on top of rice

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oh god yuck. if you must, I suppose

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Stop drinking alcohol.
Stop drinking soda.
Stop drinking juice.

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Sounds good, I've built up quite an appetite posting Taylor.
That's my reaction to vodka.

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I hope so

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Kate said I could drink non-carbonated juice.

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Exactly!

Well if mommy Kate said you could then I guess it's okay, but only a little and not before bed!

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Thanks user. I certainly won't drink before bed, I would've brushed my teeth already.

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dankkkk. I was lucky enough to get a bunch of frozen "young chickens" for free recently and it was amazing how good they are. the taste lingers for like 24 hrs after but it's worth it. sounds great mang
you first. like ¼ of your double helix is sodie pop and whiskey
haven't drank in awhile but I know I never liked gin. shit made me mean as fuck. you have to consider that I was never a 2 drinks and done kinda person, tho. if I was gonna be getting down then a 5th to the face was a lean night. I'm sure I'd do fine with a few drinks tho. Tom Collins or maybe a Gin Ricky or a gin gimlet(?) I think they are called. mm mmmm. you got some Bombay?

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Good user!

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hope you enjoy it, user

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Stop spamming dick thumbnails

i feel the same way about young turkeys

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Bombay Sapphire is always on deck, I mostly drink it on the rock or with OJ like a nagger.
Thank you sir.

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Bye

my sides

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I'm sure I will, chicken and rice is delicious.

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ayo

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Stretch before exercising

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Happy Friday all!

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>user, I....

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gin and juice. can't go wrong with it. not really. I can respect it if it's Bombay all the time. you ever had a brass monkey? my oldest brother used to drink those back in the 90s and he would wile the fuck out. I've had a few. still fucks with my stomach.
kek'd a bit

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i wasn't even aware what day it was, thanks user

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You're full of helpful tips.
Are you going to stare at me as I eat?

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Yeah they're pretty good, I'm cool with most gin based drinks. Tequila is the alcohol that gets me loud and belligerent.

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Glad I could help. Have wonderful day!
>also, checked

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The chicken is delicious and the rice was prepared splendidly. Are you looking at my soul?

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Hnggh

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I do anything I can to help you anons

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here you go friend

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We may not always say it, but we appreciate you.

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eat every last bite

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Home sweet home

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thank you

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Thank you friend.

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me no like big take fits

What a face.

welcome home user

lily looks better than a sunset :3

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Of course Daddario user.

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Oh look what's this, another fucking POINTLESS celeb thread with NO NUDES, seriously what's the fucking use of these threads?

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good boy

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>they're pretty good
don't know if we're thinking of the same drink but hey fair enough. that's what's up tho. gin and grapefruit juice is pretty bangin too. & oh fuck tequila. that delicious bullshit is truly the devils nectar. yeah mayne I've got a whole book of tequila stories. I'm sure you do as well. a buncha nerds on /sci/ were going ham at me a few months back about how it's not actually possible for different alcohols to have different effects on people. I tried telling them that oh it is more than possible and any bartender or cop would tell you it is but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Welcome home, Lilyfriend!
How was your day?

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Thanks :p I've had a few anons say that. I've never really had a single exchange with another celeb poster here that was negative, thankfully

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hey i like you too

Love MBB

What's the point of making your comment instead of just ignoring this thread and doing something else? If you want nudes then use google

Would anyone watch Zendaya snap my neck?

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Sel > Tay

Who is this?

Why would she do that? :c

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My karate Michelle Obama

im not into gore user, sorry

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Cute, eh?
Thanks user :)
To me she looks like a thousand sunsets and a thousand waterfalls and a thousand flowers picked from richest of gardens
Pretty good! Had a schedule shattering nap so I had to run some late errands, but I think everything's gonna be alright. How was yours Nessfriend?

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U are gay

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dem 17 yr old tiddies mmmmm
listen here nigger

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She’s a ninja

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that nog is not even a little straight

Emma Stone?

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I'd like to think its because I'm white..

developing a crush...

you mean gash?

Yes opleez

Zendaya stomp my face in pls

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soulja boy tell em
you're in it now boi

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I think I've earned myself a drink

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Can I save the pic without approving of the message?

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My day was amazing, thanks. I spoke with someone I've worked with for a while now, and had a very interesting conversation! Learned some exciting bits of info from them!
Sorry. lol
Being around people I can learn from excites me!

But I'm looking forward to the weekend, Lilyfriend! Any plans?

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Like a G6?

>user got a boner in public
that is what i got from that

I wanna jizz on her teeth

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No, you have to watch her stomp my face in to save the pic

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Disregard regret

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reply with a celeb and I'll slap my balls 10 for every pic of them in the thread

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Jew girls are pretty sexy

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Hahaha! Not quite *that* exciting.
My co-worker told me that he and his wife attend conventions. They both cosplay, which I found unexpectedly cool.
I think I'd never be able to do that.

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Nice! I love having good conversations with coworkers and getting close with them...almost makes the whole working thing worth it! Going tomorrow to see my buddy from high school, excited for that, what have you got planned?
Like a blizzard
Aren't they fantastic? Or are you just teasing me
For trips I gotta

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they sure are

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how?
na I wouldn't tease

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edit: REALLY sexy

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post more Zendaya, Nessa and Sel. Not into white chicks

I-I-I-I-I-I know I s-s-s-s-s-shouldn't h-h-h-h-h-have her... T-There a-are s-so m-many men w-w-w-who h-h-h-h-have n-no chance t-to get a-a w-woman like th-th-this...

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I want to act drunk around you lilyfren

some nice taste you have there user

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By maintaining your attention on the present moment.

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Thank you user. THIS is what im talking about. Wew

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Hmmmmmm

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>tfw stutterbro replied to you twice in a row the other day but nobody was around to see it except the midget

That's a very very nice Lily that I don't have...may I?
You can act however you want around me user

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THIS

>file name is hehe jew girls are best
>post he's responding to does not mention Jew girls at all
Kill yourself you fucking loser.

Naw I don't believe it

Milk me jewess.

I-I h-h-h-h-have been s-so b-b-b-b-b-b-blessed and th-there a-are s-s-so m-m-m-m-m-m-m-many men who want t-to s-s-stomp a-a boot i-i-i-i-into m-m-m-m-my skull b-b-b-b-b-b-because o-o-o-of it...

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In that case, I'll act like a horny dog and hump your leg!

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weeeeeeeeeeeew

here's trouble

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Yes it does! The only reason I'm working where I am isn't the pay. I love my job, and I love the people I work with!

I think I'll see a movie this weekend...

Have fun with your high school buddy! But return to us safe, Lilyfriend!

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Z is pure cock candy

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m'newfriend

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Should we kill him?

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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He's right tho. Nothing in that post mentioned Jews and that faggot still posted his shitty meme.

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Ayyyy

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Not exactly what I was expecting, but whatever makes you happy user
Of course, I'm almost always safe! What movie? Shazam?

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jade is pretty

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...

na he's a well dressed young white man who was probably nothing but respectful. I meant you are trouble, lol. u know I'm kidding
shut your new mouth newnigger

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Thank you based user, not into white chicks so your post are improving these threads greatly.

Ladies and Gentlemen we got em

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I've been here for years you fucking dumbass.

She's quite pretty
Wha? Jade is trouble

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Its time to find a new boogeyman, faggot.

drinking calories in general is bad.

stick to water, iced tea, and coffee.

You want me to look for it in the archive, nigger?
I have failed once again :(

>they still havent joined the best Yea Forums discord thr world has ever fucking seen yet

Yikes!

discord.
gg/wmB2n3

92

of course you can
not here you haven't
I'll be honest and say you've gotten way way cooler but at one point you were the biggest faggot this forum had ever seen and don't think I'm gonna let you forget it. nigger.

>citation needed

Ok ok I believe you.

...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RJp5eDLobws

i seen that today. her thighs looking nice