New celeb thread
Happy and healthy edition
New celeb thread
Happy and healthy edition
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Hi.
Drink water, not soda
What about juice?
Absolutely fantastic, who is this?
just as bad.
literally just polished off a can of coke
That's much better depending on the kind of juice
Kate Beckinsale is most certainly NOT mentally healthy
For me, it's Billie Eyebrows.
What makes you think so?
lucy pinder, but that was a really old pic from like 2003 or 2004
Naughty naughty user ..
she's finally starting to look older and I think it's really fucking with her head. imagine how Michael feels about it. even tho I don't think they were ever really together. it's gotta be weird af
Damn, I haven't seen her in a while. Nice. I still want juice.
Arizona?
Bet, thanks I haven't thought about her since 2005ish.
Cougers can happily imbibe of dick, user don't be a sexist asshole
Hellooooo.
Ball juices?
She's got a purty mouth.
Arizona tea?
I was thinking fruit juice.
gay4tay?
The juice, not the tea. I do not care for it.
I'm preparing dinner
i physically cannot love her anymore than i already do
'Must be 10" to enter this ride', my apologies user
make sure to drop a few ounces of vodka in it
10 what? inches of dick? I don't have that much
>comic sans
no
Nice.
I don't think so Tim.
Hot.
What are we having?
Not as tasty
good brow on her
relax, have a dorite
The lack of carbonation plays a bigger health part than most would consider. Don't take my word for it as I'm not informed, but I would prefer Arizona juice over soda any day.
Can I do gin instead?
Thank you Beckinsale user, you've been quite helpful.
oven roasted chicken on top of rice
oh god yuck. if you must, I suppose
Stop drinking alcohol.
Stop drinking soda.
Stop drinking juice.
Sounds good, I've built up quite an appetite posting Taylor.
That's my reaction to vodka.
I hope so
Kate said I could drink non-carbonated juice.
Exactly!
Well if mommy Kate said you could then I guess it's okay, but only a little and not before bed!
Thanks user. I certainly won't drink before bed, I would've brushed my teeth already.
dankkkk. I was lucky enough to get a bunch of frozen "young chickens" for free recently and it was amazing how good they are. the taste lingers for like 24 hrs after but it's worth it. sounds great mang
you first. like ¼ of your double helix is sodie pop and whiskey
haven't drank in awhile but I know I never liked gin. shit made me mean as fuck. you have to consider that I was never a 2 drinks and done kinda person, tho. if I was gonna be getting down then a 5th to the face was a lean night. I'm sure I'd do fine with a few drinks tho. Tom Collins or maybe a Gin Ricky or a gin gimlet(?) I think they are called. mm mmmm. you got some Bombay?
Good user!
hope you enjoy it, user
Stop spamming dick thumbnails
i feel the same way about young turkeys
Bombay Sapphire is always on deck, I mostly drink it on the rock or with OJ like a nagger.
Thank you sir.
Bye
my sides
I'm sure I will, chicken and rice is delicious.
ayo
Stretch before exercising
Happy Friday all!
>user, I....
gin and juice. can't go wrong with it. not really. I can respect it if it's Bombay all the time. you ever had a brass monkey? my oldest brother used to drink those back in the 90s and he would wile the fuck out. I've had a few. still fucks with my stomach.
kek'd a bit
i wasn't even aware what day it was, thanks user
You're full of helpful tips.
Are you going to stare at me as I eat?
Yeah they're pretty good, I'm cool with most gin based drinks. Tequila is the alcohol that gets me loud and belligerent.
Glad I could help. Have wonderful day!
>also, checked
The chicken is delicious and the rice was prepared splendidly. Are you looking at my soul?
Hnggh
I do anything I can to help you anons
here you go friend
We may not always say it, but we appreciate you.
eat every last bite
Home sweet home
thank you
Thank you friend.
me no like big take fits
What a face.
welcome home user
lily looks better than a sunset :3
Of course Daddario user.
Oh look what's this, another fucking POINTLESS celeb thread with NO NUDES, seriously what's the fucking use of these threads?
good boy
>they're pretty good
don't know if we're thinking of the same drink but hey fair enough. that's what's up tho. gin and grapefruit juice is pretty bangin too. & oh fuck tequila. that delicious bullshit is truly the devils nectar. yeah mayne I've got a whole book of tequila stories. I'm sure you do as well. a buncha nerds on /sci/ were going ham at me a few months back about how it's not actually possible for different alcohols to have different effects on people. I tried telling them that oh it is more than possible and any bartender or cop would tell you it is but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Welcome home, Lilyfriend!
How was your day?
Thanks :p I've had a few anons say that. I've never really had a single exchange with another celeb poster here that was negative, thankfully
hey i like you too
Love MBB
What's the point of making your comment instead of just ignoring this thread and doing something else? If you want nudes then use google
Would anyone watch Zendaya snap my neck?
Sel > Tay
Who is this?
Why would she do that? :c
My karate Michelle Obama
im not into gore user, sorry
Cute, eh?
Thanks user :)
To me she looks like a thousand sunsets and a thousand waterfalls and a thousand flowers picked from richest of gardens
Pretty good! Had a schedule shattering nap so I had to run some late errands, but I think everything's gonna be alright. How was yours Nessfriend?
U are gay
dem 17 yr old tiddies mmmmm
listen here nigger
She’s a ninja
that nog is not even a little straight
Emma Stone?
I'd like to think its because I'm white..
developing a crush...
you mean gash?
Yes opleez
Zendaya stomp my face in pls
soulja boy tell em
you're in it now boi
I think I've earned myself a drink
Can I save the pic without approving of the message?
My day was amazing, thanks. I spoke with someone I've worked with for a while now, and had a very interesting conversation! Learned some exciting bits of info from them!
Sorry. lol
Being around people I can learn from excites me!
But I'm looking forward to the weekend, Lilyfriend! Any plans?
Like a G6?
>user got a boner in public
that is what i got from that
I wanna jizz on her teeth
No, you have to watch her stomp my face in to save the pic
Disregard regret
reply with a celeb and I'll slap my balls 10 for every pic of them in the thread
Jew girls are pretty sexy
Hahaha! Not quite *that* exciting.
My co-worker told me that he and his wife attend conventions. They both cosplay, which I found unexpectedly cool.
I think I'd never be able to do that.
Nice! I love having good conversations with coworkers and getting close with them...almost makes the whole working thing worth it! Going tomorrow to see my buddy from high school, excited for that, what have you got planned?
Like a blizzard
Aren't they fantastic? Or are you just teasing me
For trips I gotta
they sure are
how?
na I wouldn't tease
edit: REALLY sexy
post more Zendaya, Nessa and Sel. Not into white chicks
I-I-I-I-I-I know I s-s-s-s-s-shouldn't h-h-h-h-h-have her... T-There a-are s-so m-many men w-w-w-who h-h-h-h-have n-no chance t-to get a-a w-woman like th-th-this...
I want to act drunk around you lilyfren
some nice taste you have there user
By maintaining your attention on the present moment.
Thank you user. THIS is what im talking about. Wew
Hmmmmmm
>tfw stutterbro replied to you twice in a row the other day but nobody was around to see it except the midget
That's a very very nice Lily that I don't have...may I?
You can act however you want around me user
THIS
>file name is hehe jew girls are best
>post he's responding to does not mention Jew girls at all
Kill yourself you fucking loser.
Naw I don't believe it
Milk me jewess.
I-I h-h-h-h-have been s-so b-b-b-b-b-b-blessed and th-there a-are s-s-so m-m-m-m-m-m-m-many men who want t-to s-s-stomp a-a boot i-i-i-i-into m-m-m-m-my skull b-b-b-b-b-b-because o-o-o-of it...
In that case, I'll act like a horny dog and hump your leg!
weeeeeeeeeeeew
here's trouble
Yes it does! The only reason I'm working where I am isn't the pay. I love my job, and I love the people I work with!
I think I'll see a movie this weekend...
Have fun with your high school buddy! But return to us safe, Lilyfriend!
Z is pure cock candy
m'newfriend
Should we kill him?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
He's right tho. Nothing in that post mentioned Jews and that faggot still posted his shitty meme.
Ayyyy
Not exactly what I was expecting, but whatever makes you happy user
Of course, I'm almost always safe! What movie? Shazam?
jade is pretty
...
na he's a well dressed young white man who was probably nothing but respectful. I meant you are trouble, lol. u know I'm kidding
shut your new mouth newnigger
Thank you based user, not into white chicks so your post are improving these threads greatly.
Ladies and Gentlemen we got em
I've been here for years you fucking dumbass.
She's quite pretty
Wha? Jade is trouble
Its time to find a new boogeyman, faggot.
drinking calories in general is bad.
stick to water, iced tea, and coffee.
You want me to look for it in the archive, nigger?
I have failed once again :(
>they still havent joined the best Yea Forums discord thr world has ever fucking seen yet
Yikes!
discord.
gg/wmB2n3
92
of course you can
not here you haven't
I'll be honest and say you've gotten way way cooler but at one point you were the biggest faggot this forum had ever seen and don't think I'm gonna let you forget it. nigger.
>citation needed
Ok ok I believe you.
...
i seen that today. her thighs looking nice