Would you fuck a female Klingon?

yeah I'd totally cum in those eyes

well L'Rell seemed pretty keen on Ash Tyler

On the other hand, can you imagine how much fun a female Klingon sub would be? Especially if she were into maledom by a human? You could go all out beating her ass and she would be so tough it would barely bruise her. You could tie her up and bang her every which way and she'd love it!

speak for yourself, puj loD

okay is there like some Klingon porn I can jerk off to rn that shit got me a little horny what you just typed

this is the saddest thread ever

And you're posting in it, faggot.

pussy is a pussy
also, since its different species, you dont have to worry about children and just nut inside

No the saddest threads are the ones where people talk about killing themselves. Speculating whether or not you would fuck an alien for the most popular science fiction series in the history of television is just something that straight men do. This bitch still thinks it's 1980 when Star Trek was only for dorks and not for just normal people who have eyes and ears.

SMH
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
I'm in that weird part of youtube again
*dabs*

there are Klingon/Human hybrids

>also, since its different species, you dont have to worry about children and just nut inside

It's because of people like you that we have whiny space mutts like B'Elanna Torres.

>reeee am i klingon or human? the stress!!

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Klingon Male / Human Female parents mostly

Knowing Klingons, their pussies probably have the ability to hawk an spit out any jizz it doesn't want. It would make evolutionary sense:. Klingon women probably get raped on a daily basis. Why wouldn't they want to be able to spit out jizz that might be from a male that is stronger than her but still not an ideal breeding partner?

uhhhhhhhhh

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Burn buggy happenstance whurtle turtle Myrtle nurdle girdle.

Dap spappy.

Work thought the same thing. Look how that turned out

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Ugh. Worf

>muh emotions!!
>muh heritage!
>muh feelings!
>muh culture!
>I-I'm a klingon! n-not a weak h-human!

They can probably make you cum with only the contractions

>worf
>KLINGONS ARE STRONK!
>get plastic barrel on back
>KILL ME NOW

"call me mother"

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That poor kid inherited his father's gay-ass hairstyle. Poor kid. They probably had to inject him with estrogen so he wouldn't eat the wusses he went to school with.

Didn't worf's dick kill Tasha Yar?

>Write Star Trek series in the 90s
>What if "alien" doesn't identify as his species?
>Cut and print.

Right? She could probably just straddle you and not even move up and down and service your dick better than any blowjob in history.

Goddamn the broken collar bones would be worth it to smash that tight klingon pussy just once.

Call me a P'tah you klingon slut!

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No betazoid master race

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Spock went through the same thing in the 60s, dummy.

Worf's dick probably killed a lot of humans on that ship but Picard covered them up because he didn't want Starfleet to know that Picard's idea of putting a Klingon on the deck of their flagship was a murderously bad idea.

Goddamn Jimmy is such a faggot these days. The fuck happened?

this is what real Klingon's look like, basically just Mongolians

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The worst part is because human men are so fickle, she would know when you're throwing her a sympathy fuck 8 months into the relationship.

Look, it's well for established that Troi is the best lay in the entire ST universe. We aren't arguing that. The question is; would you fuck a female Klingon?

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I would say not as hard as Worf. It seemed like Worf was stuck always having to explain why it was okay for him to hang out with humans. I didn't get the feeling Spock had to do that as much. I would say that Spock dealt with much more over the speciesism than Worf did.

It was more in the movies, for Spock

Oh man. I wonder why the old Star Trek doesn't get more shit for the blackface Klingons.

A strong male in his life like Anthony made him more right wing. Sam's faggyness rubs off on him.

Is this a jew thread about white males racemixing with niggers?????

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double the orgasm though

yes but first gen only

Oh, that's true. That actually got pretty tiresome in the movies. You'd think Vulcans would eventually stop being pricks about it and go about their business.

Riker canonically has this inside of him

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lol
u think Tranthony is strong
Anytime somebody in studio disagrees with him, he turns into a mush-mouthed little boy
That episode when Ron when on and he let him know that his show sucks and he isn't funny anymore, he nearly broke down live on air
Anthony is arguably more of a pussy than Jimmy and Sam combined
Right Wingers are usually as, if not more, cucked than left-wing talking heads

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Gnubber hoaliphaunts.

Cheese sandwich!

American boobs!

Drinky McBoon!

Fucking betazoids can read feelings/minds, that would be awkward.

>You're wondering if your.. jerk buddy has tributes my nudes yet?

>implying you could compete with this alpha

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She couldn't read you that much, but she could tell if you had even a twinge of disappointment about her tits.

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the funny thing is, he is so alpha he doesnt care
he is so alpha that you fucking his Troi, is like using another tool to please her.

YouTube -> Riker sits down

Fucking betazoids.

>You seem angry..
>No I'm not.
>I feel enormous rage and the urge to murder everybody
>No I'm like that all the time.

lol he got cucked by Worf and became the ultimate cuck when another man had sex with Troi while the man used Ricker as a meat puppet

her tits are bangin, though

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Pork pandle

they got the real nigger to kiss a white

Dig miggy

Riker could get any woman on the Enterprise. Why settle for only Troi?

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Vat ballast

Bring phong

B'Etor yes, Lursa no. But yeah I probably would in general.

Marvin pants

Ghaft happy with the narchanumphts

Came here to post this. Seconded.

Just a reminder; every person in that picture is a loser.

Little yimmy has become a desperate lonely weirdo in his old age. That guy would do anything for a transsexual to cuddle him.

Yeah, when she got older, had kids and put a bit of good weight on. Back when she was younger they were pretty shit

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>That guy would do anything for a transsexual to cuddle him.
This is true and it made me a little sad. Poor lonely clownboy.

Cya later virgins

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

Faggot

Riker is so secure in his manhood he turned down 3 starships to stay with his friends.

I'm imagining an alligators pussy, not sure if they have pussies?

they have cloacae. same thing, basically

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I still feel bad for him. Sam is depressingly awful. How can that mongoloid sit in that room all those years and not even pick up a few things about how to do a radio show? Boggles my mind they gave him that job.

Listen to Cum Town
you'll get used to Stav's laugh I promise

Riker is no cuck.

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Oh shit
Jonathan Frakes about to get #MeToo'd

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I'll give it a try. I mostly listen to bonfire or just go back to old OandA these days.

user inbound.

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She was hot. The Duras sisters did it for me too.

Would

This meant for you

youtu.be/wJVMHp3HEsA
Here's a classic bit

This is actually one of the better threads on Yea Forums In a long while. said it best

Not sure if that pic is real but doubt it. The cast is really close with one another. A lot of them even said there was a lot of hank panky going on behind the scenes. Sounds like they all enjoyed themselves.

Good bit. I'm intrigued.

The amount of people I encounter on the Internet who take shit literally really is the only thing in life that makes me suicidal. Not because I'm depressed but because I have to live in a world of autistics who think jokes are real.

Yes

Not sure, would depend on the Klingon! A couple of good specimens posted already. I'd take a certain Bajoran over them though...

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>projecting this hard

That ain't no bitch, that Suzie Plakson.....Trek royalty

Awful use of the term projection. Did you just read that somewhere and thought it applied to every situation?

>kill Tasha Yar

best. Trek. ever.

We can tell you're a desperate lonely virgin. Don't fight it.

You're bad at posting things worth reading

Absolutely. Are You kidding. Some of them are pretty hot and it would be so animalistic. Probably wind up hospitalized, but hey its star trek. The doctor can just shine a ray gun at me and fix everything. Am I the only one that thought the Cardassian females could be pretty hot. Granted they'd literally stab you in the back....but still

I'd love to titty fuck b'etor....

Only the mentally ill get this upset.

Sure fuckin would. And I would be on top.

And then in a wheelchair

I'm glad I don't know any people as unfunny as you in real life

No but I would rape a female Klingon.

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Would it be possible to rape a Klingon? I feel like the display of dominance would just make them horny.

So predictable.

Anything can be raped if you are ALPHA enough.

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/thread

Is it possible to rape something that likes it though? Think rape fetish amped up to 11.