*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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OwO

*kneels down and sucks off massive tranny cock*

I drop to my knees and stick out my tongue males are gross but dicks are my jam.

kneel, suck it, drink cum

bend it over, stick my cock in it's ass, fuck, cum.

this

>look at her in the eye
>whisper "all men are pretty weak, no?"
>kick her in the balls
>"pathetic men"
>unseath katana
>cut dick
>this is what you get for not having your genitals inside

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Do whatever you want with it

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excuse me sir i just need to get past you

mothefuggn zig just about when HE zags to avoid bumping into HIM

kick him in the dick, do a 360 and walk away.

Ass pics of her please

Kick him in the dick, do a 360 and walk away.

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kick him in the dick, do a 360 and walk away.

how many times are you gonna? he can only take so many kicks to the dick

Please ma'am, cut my big dick off

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I seriously don't get the shemale aspect of having a massive dong, having tits and trying to look like a female

Imagine being gifted a cock that size, but you'd rather be a girl, so you bolt silicone to your chest and fantasize about saving up for the surgery to turn it into a deformed vagina. This world is cruel and unfair.

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>tfw a shemale having a massive dong and you trying to please girls with your five and something incher
feelsbadmang

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Hey Red Dwarf? I was thinking about watching that, and maybe some old Dr. Who episodes too.

not very familiar with the source of the pic, saved it from some random thread.

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