Story of a man and his car
>be me
>be fucking retard immigrant cunt from Australia.
>a lot of shit has happened to get me here in America but that’s not what this shits about
>get American learners, drive shitty blue Ute (truck)
>dad brings home a mustang 95 in horrible condition. Fucking doors shit the bed, the gas cap area is dent like a mudda fucker, engine stalls so easily and the gas leak is insane, I can’t belive it even made it home I swear it’s on it’s last legs.
Story of a man and his car
Ryan Murphy
Joseph Richardson
It must be nice not having to hook your car onto the ground to make sure it doesn't fall into space eh?
Michael Hill
We go to work
>so we fucking make a start on the little shit.
>it doesn’t want to cooperate with us. It’s dropping engine parts on me and dumping shit all over me every time I go under it. The little cunt gave me two scares from times where the bolt wouldn’t give and then it gave and I threw me hand into a sharp piece of metal
> ass hole vomited boiling fucking coolant all over my dad while we were working on it’s emission leaks.
> the radio would start playing fucking stupid ass music while we worked with electricity, even one time when we though the battery was disconnected.
>this car hated life. It wanted to die. Dad told me to dump it, trash the little bitch but I said no. I’m going to give this motherfucker a new life
Angel Richardson
finally something different on Yea Forums than endless porn and troll threads
Chase Bell
The cunt let’s me work
>so one night I wake up around midnight and go into the garage and sit in my car (her name is music)
>music for the first time doesn’t fuck with me
>I start speaking to it likes it’s fucking listening to me
>listen here you little shit. I’m not gonna give up ok? Just let me and my dad do our thing without killing us.
>silence.
>whatelsewouldiexpect.wav
>fucking radio turns on playing it’s a long way to the top by AC/DC
>wtf
>actually get a little freaked out and go back to bed
Jonathan Thompson
good shit right here
Parker Thompson
Buy a ripper Holden.
Jeremiah Sullivan
The long road to life
>I wake up on saturday and go fuck it
>grab dad and we go to town on it
>engine decides to shit a brek and bust a gasket
>dad says fuck it mate let’s trash it already
>I get a fucking job and buy a whole new engine
>(last pic)
>I tell that bitch that I won’t give up
>engine installed shits the gas filter
>buy a new gas tank
>fuckitmightaswellreplaceeverything.com
>buy new radio, oxygen sensors, the whole nine rounds
>only thing we don’t end up replacing is the transmittion
>she doesn’t shit her transmission
>ahhhhh ok? Progress
Thomas Stewart
Interested keep going...
Adrian Barnes
If she breathes, she a Thot or na?
>she’s working with us
>car decides to run
>car fucking works
>fucking tears holy shit mate it’s working
>strands me on the highway at 12am cause she decides to over heat
>ducking blew another gasket and her radiator
>fuck me please let this end motherfucker
>final countdown.mp3
>buy a new gasket this time, engine was way too expensive and it’s basically new so fuck
>buy new radiator, it’s that race tier shit
>tell music nothing but the best for my little cunt
>fucking runs again
>she’s working! You ripper
>almost crash cause her brakes fail
>it’s time to stop.mp4
>buy race brakes cause they cost the same as normal and my jobs going good
>it’s working
>dad takes it away cause I’m still only a learners and I almost crashed it
Austin Cooper
Time passes
>dad hasn’t given her back...
>ends up telling me he sold her
>YOUWHAT
>get really fucking mad that I’ll be stuck with a rotten Ute
>start getting a bit depressed. Everyone at school is asking where she went and they think this is bullshit too
>start to forget about her
Jayden Martinez
Music and that gay love and happiness shit
>birthday around the corner
>kinda getting excited for some new games
>wake up feeling good on birthday
>ready to open some bomb ass presents
>my parents go all out of special occasions
>the presents are small af? Where’s that big shit you spoil me with
>I open the presents big to small
>everything kinda sucked other than a nice headset and some games
>finally last present
>looks like a neckless case...
Wyatt Long
Go on.
Justin Clark
Best but most retarded present ever
>you know what it is
>mfw it’s a really neat looking key set with my initials and a fucking silver horse on it
>face lights up like it’s never fucking done
>god dammit that giddy feeling when something better then sex happens
>Music sitting in the garage
>just fucking shining. Polished and everything
>instantly get in and race off.
>wasn’t even thinking about speeding tickets or cops didn’t give a shit
>fucking lightning mcqueen
>doesn’t actually get a ticket wtf
>car doesn’t fuck with me wtf
>I’m not slowed down by some granny 100 year old bitch wtf
>car makes it home
Juan Hill
Oddly, I'm interested...
Cooper Howard
Music thumps
>step brother home from deployment
>fucking submarine secret shit moddafuckers
>has 4 12inch subs and a true 2000 watt amp. That shit makes me grin like a mofo
>his car dies and he buys a smaller but newer and faster one
>can’t fit all 4 subs
>buy 2 from him for about $100-200 can’t rememebr
>1500 watt amp $50 on facebook
>gobby mate
>buy a new radio cause dad broke old one
>I have my license by this point forgot to mention
>it’s light is blinding but it’s only one I could afford at the time
>buy a special case for the subs so they fit in the boot (trunk)
>dad and I install in half a day.
>almost electricuted but musics done with that shit
>she sounds fucking sexy
>everyone loves it
>end up have problems hearing
Mfw the pic of the subs installed is too large fuck u Yea Forums
Jeremiah Scott
Dinners ready I’ll update in a bit
Yea Forums how do I post without the file on phone?
Daniel Moore
Ok I’m back
The fuckening
>so everything is clearly going fine
>having a blast
>shits good
>weird noises but ok
>fucking smoke
>nope.exe
>fuck me this shit is not ok
>pull into car park with smoke and the smell of rubber
>smell of rubber?
>open bonet (hood)
>where the fuck did the fan belt go
>fucking black rubber thrown everywhere
>it’s in the fucking fan
>ohshit
>the fan belt disintegrated and the cause is literally invisible and the rubber has wrapped itself in the fan and ripped it up
>mfw it’s started again
Gavin Foster
Music dies again
>I’m freaking out cause I turned the car off and I shouldn’t have
>I’m freaking out cause I’m afraid if I turn it on the car will over hear
>I’m freaking out cause I’m scared the fan has busted the nice af radiator
>I’m freaking out cause I’m alone and my phone ran out of charge
>shit ok music why’d this happen again
>get in the car and turn the fucker on
>ok nothing weird
>start racing home
>fucking battery is dying cause I didn’t turn off the subs shitttt
>fucking engine is getting hot, steam is almost filling the windshield
>Power steering goes out! fuck off mate
>pull into the house @70mph. Sweating cause I’ve had to actually do work. Rocket up the drive and the race breaks do their job
>dad comes running out like wtf u do
>she stalls
Benjamin Gomez
Ok I figured it out. Sorry I’m a new fag. I’ve been lurking for a long ass time but I hadn’t had anything good to post cause everything was still transpiring
Adam Rivera
Go on faggit
Lincoln Campbell
A saboteur or an accident?
>recently I had been having problems with this asshole from school
>mother fucking would rip on me cause of my accent and shit
>never be an immigrant this shit really fucking sucks
>alright so on closer inspection I find that the compressor has been messed with
>I’d had an all nighter with a friend of this motherfuckers so shit
>the compressor was like stuck in place. Had to buy a new one
>had to buy a new fan
>had to buy a new belt
>had to buy some fuses cause for whatever reason music blew a bunch trying to make it home
>after a little thought I started to suspect this shitcunt
>told dad what I thought and he said he won’t punish me if I did anything
>mother fucker my suspicions are right
>friend tells me everything how that fucker stabbed my fucking compressor
>come up with plan
Joseph Gray
>a lot of shit has happened
sounds like my kind of story! xD
Angel Parker
amen Yea Forumsro
Colton Brooks
who in their fucking mind would be coming from AU to AMERIKKA AS AN IMMIGRANT?Most of europe, new zealand, australia and japan are the light..America is shithole pig
David Cruz
Don’t mess with an Australians car
>I’m visibly pissed and this guy knows It
>almost beat the shit out of him at one point and this pussy ran
>motherfucker gone to the bathroom
>it’sgotime.rom
>friends pass my his bag and I put maple syrup all through it. I’m on the other end of the room so cunt wouldn’t expect me
>everyone hates him no one dobbs
>this motherfucker hates sticky shit. Like despises it. He busts a vain when he sees what happened
>Notoveryetcunt.exe
>sleepover at friends place the cunt arrives uninvited
>his car is outside. Fucking yeehaw my dick too small truck. I’m having to drive the Ute
>get my stereotypical knife from the Ute and gash all his tires and put large af holes in his car.
>asshole gets in trouble with cuntmates parents and is kicked out.
>fucking stranded with no one who wants to help. He isn’t allowed back inside and has to call a tow truck
>ends up fucking his wheels. He drives a neon I sold too him.
>smells like ass inside
>mfw I make $500 and get revenge
Brandon Perez
Nice revenge & good story op. That faggot deserved it
Zachary Thompson
Your Mudtard will never be as Chad as the 2G PFL '99 Eclipse
Bentley Thomas
Is this b8 m8 non of this adds up u have literal autism and no idea how a vehicle works also mustangs are shit up until the snubnose the foxbody is shit too
Jayden Powell
Music and the unstoppable mechanic
>calling myself an unstoppable mechanic like a fagcunt
>anyway music is sad. She doesn’t want to run
>plays sad af music on the radio when I work on her and she’s on
>I get kinda mad and I’ve accepted that she’s sentient at this point so I tell her to shut the fuck up im working and she doesn’t play anything without input anymore
>everything’s installed and looks fine but somethings wrong
>she doesn’t want to run right
>wtf is going on
>check the inside of the oil cap for signs of blown gasket
>nope.mp3
>take out the bomb as radiator and check that shit
>nope.mp3
>ask dad.
>I don’t know son you’re the owner of the car, you would know better than I would
>a day or two pass
>start smelling petrol (gas) after a bit
>fuck no
>your kidding me. That shits fucked. The fucker somehow stabbed the top of my gas tank and managed to hit to filter too.
>tired of going through same shit
>use money I was saving up for games on new tank
>decide I haven’t fucked with that motherfucking cunt enough
>go to school with a bottle of liquid ass
>spray his locker
>this motherfucker is tired of being fucked with and he thinks it’s everyone
>no one dobbs
>mfw motherfucker cunt moves to another state, with the neon too.
Asher Miller
>girly car.
Ryder Carter
On par with the Lancer Evo
Samuel Thompson
Could also beat most muscle hotrods at the drag strip, hope you have a dominatrix fetish
Gabriel Richardson
The valentines night and my whore date
>mustangs g again
>valentines coming up
>ask the girl I’ve wanted to date for a while
>yeah why not
>fuckyescunt.exe
>put only as friends
>niggerwhat?.mp3
>valentines dance day and I rock up with music
>little thot didn’t want to ride with me
>how this works at my school is the dates go to a photo place then dinner together and then to do dance
>we meet at the place and get pics
>I’m starting to dislike this bitch every second
>dinner at expensive Italian restraunt
>fucking pay the thots meal, no head for thanks
>actually get to drive her to the dance
>hops in, music won’t play my songs straight rejecting my Bluetooth sync
>as the autist I am I tell her to fucking work in front of my date and she gets fucking wierded our
>fuck me im dumb
>get it working after ten try’s
>play with subs and the bitch doesn’t like it
>tells me to stop it’s too loud
>k fuck this hoe she a bitch
>at dance I split up from her immediately and just hang with friends
>girl from other school there. She’s pretty hot
>talk for a bit but we don’t fuck
>drive home this time without any problems
>mfw music got jealous af
Levi Turner
Tyler Sanchez
Alexander Martinez
I say goodbye
>watching YouTube
>dads busts in and tells me to get dressed we selling the Ute
>huh?
>tells me again
>I realize that I’m about to say goodbye to the car that’s had my back through everything and I’ve never actually given it a second thought
>think about fucking that guys car up
>think about how I got my license with her
>think about how she’s about to go home
>k hang on I’m coming
>sold her for $800. We really didn’t make a profit either. I’ll didn’t understand why we sold her either. She was our most reliable car. Even dads new 2008 expedition had troubles here and then
Jack Wright
Huh? A new arrival
>wake up one day
>a lot of noise, reverse beeps and truck brake noises
>get dressed and go outside
>why tf did we buy an mg midget
>blue little stud with stratches everywhere. Didn’t fucking run either. Wtf why.
>realize we sold the greatest Ute of all time, even rivaled topgears red truck
>get a little mad and mouth off
>no car for a week
>fuck me
Ryder Ward
Buy a m1911 .45 ACP , a precision 6262, a t56 then send it.
Bentley Roberts
Cars raining like $1 bills
>again wake up
>normal morning no weird sounds
>have meatloaf leftovers
>go outside to help with yard work cause no ones inside
>no mower noises
>ahhhh what
>ok that’s actually fucking awesome
>ford bronco II sitting in the drive
>got some paint issues buts it’s all g
>still a little mad the Ute was sold but this kinda makes it up
>go mud bogging and get stuck in tree
>got pic idk if it’ll let me post it fucking Yea Forums being a fag with the file too big errors
>chainsaw the shit outta the tree
>fun times
>ok bitch ass wouldn’t let me post the pic
Parker Thomas
Will this be on YouTube or Reddit?
Hi greentext fags
Carson Edwards
The challenger
>having a blast with friends on a spend the night
>nigga pulls up to us with some subs
>says mine are shit and plays his
>fuck bitch wanna go?
>turn mine up as loud as possible.
>my subs drown this fucker. Nigga can’t even stand it.
>don’t fuck with me you uneducated, jobless bitch
Josiah Ortiz
Sad times
>friend starts to go through shit
>his dad died and his mum starts getting abusive
>we have a camper from a while ago from the shit hits the fan part of my life
>dudes pretty much family now
>one day we’re hanging with the clique when someone rolls up
>guess who
>thatsright.exe
>motherfucker cunt comes over and says hello
>this dickhead acting like he’s our friend
>we let him hang for a bit even though I clearly objected
>we start talking about how shit has changed
>this cunt Ended up having to move back cause of some family problems or something. Shit na please.
>he keeps looking at me with a look that was hard to put my toungue on
>fuck na
>I rise fast as fuk boi and race to a point where I can see music
>looks fine
>run over and check her
>clique about ready to jump him
>back wheels slashed and he drew a dick in white board marker on the side door I had to at the beginning replace. Wtf did he use white board marker for? I don’t know the fucker was retarded
>holding myself back
>bout ready to stab this fucker
>I walk over to him and start talking like I’m ok so he doesn’t get jumpy
>when I reach him I knock him to the ground
>cop sees
>oh shit
Alexander Richardson
The pigs and doggos
>cop tries to stop us
>shit I can’t race off without fucking my car up
>i stop beating on motherfuckercunt and start telling the cop what happened
>my mates already ran off
>I’m trying to play it cool so I don’t get arrested
>cunt tries to get me in trouble by saying I was mugging him
>as an immigrant and an Australian an American cop with a gun is a pretty big weakness
>start freaking a little
>frantically tell the cop to check my car and see what he did
>tells me to put my hands behind my back and turn around
>don’t wanna die so I comply
>I get a slap on the wrist and pigfucker checks my car
>starts to get the picture and takes us down to the station
>really don’t wanna get my parents called so I try to get everything as clear as possible
>fuckercunt gets caught in a lie
>finally a fucking break
>the cop comes and tells me that I’m good. I don’t know how tf I got away with this shit in America you guys send people to get raped over this kinda stuff.
>get a friend to pick me up
>tow truck gets music home
John Hughes
Friend moves out and I decide on a life plan
>we get home and he tells me he got a place to rent
>say fucking finally this shit about time even though I kinda get sad over this
>tow truck rolls up. Buy new wheels and getem on. The dick came off easy af.
>friend leaves. Gets kinda boring
>decide I want to do something with my life and look into good paying jobs
>fuck yes
>look into how to get a pilots license
>fucking golden dude
Jace Gonzalez
Nice story op
Samuel Ross
How it goes
>get into a college and start studying to become a airline pilot
>one night driving home from frat party, had like half a beer. Shouldn’t be shit for an Australian but fuck. Raining hard too
>I guess my reaction was slow
>start drifting into other lane
>looking at my phone like an absolute retard
>lights... oh shit wrong lane
>look up car is literally about to hit me
>FUCK! Wheel seemingly moves on its own.
>apparently the steering rod was giving out
>swerve into a hydroplane. I turn into it like your supposed too. The back hits a stop sign but it didn’t do much cause of how they’re designed
>that shits awesome btw. The way the beam is made allows it to bend like nothing under pressure
> I get a big old dent
>car comes to a stop.
>mfw I almost died
>the fucking steering rod gave. How the fuck does that even happen. The car fucked itself and saved me.
>I’m currently working on getting this shot fixed
>I’ve got to the dent out, I’m gonna need a new fucking paint job but fuck
That’s the end. I hope you liked this fucking stupid af story. It kinda got off topic but I just wanted to add stupid shit in here and there. Motherfucker got fined big time for messing with that investigation. The mg we got running but shit fucked so it just sits now. Friend is off enjoying parties in Cali like a fucking superstar. His mum fucked some movie star so now he’s got money for days. Sorry for being a new fag and shit but whatever. Over time I might add and continue the story so fuck. You can go back to wanking your peen to anime tiddies you fucking cunt
Samuel Wood
TL;DR
Joseph Rogers
Airline pilots are almost uniformly ex-military
Lincoln Phillips
Yeah I know. I’ve been looking into that route and I don’t really wanna sit for 10 years on the ground and wait. The place near me will get me in the sky in 2 years if I try hard and they have the Accel program with delta too
John Roberts
Places like that make a lot of promises they don't have to keep but shine on you crazy bastard
Jaxson Torres
Nice car cunt
Michael Smith
>they still havent joined the best Yea Forums discord thr world has ever fucking seen yet
Yikes!
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Yf8
Levi Butler
Fail Wheel Drive