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Mason Diaz
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Samuel Phillips
Jordan Jackson
What is the 4th thing?
Ethan White
What are the things next to the vibrator?
Josiah Foster
Julian Gutierrez
Jace Edwards
I think they might be some kind of jar opener. Hilarious if true.
Benjamin Baker
Oil filter wrenches.
Bentley Wood
KEK n dubs
Julian Sanders
>buying oil filter wrenches instead of large channel locks
Yikes
Adrian Taylor
I mean thise pickle jars aren't going to open themselves and with no man that's as good as it'll ever get.
Chase Robinson
Ryder Fisher
Chernobyl exploded with enough force to be felt towns over as a result of a fuck up
this meme is fucking stupid there was no time for someone to have thoughts like that
Luis Peterson
>ifunny
Henry Fisher
They are designed as oil filter wrenches, but they're good for opening all kinds of things. I'm a 41/m and I have several. I like them for opening small paint jars that get painted closed.
Dylan Sullivan
you must be fun at parties.
Oliver Wilson
Chase Fisher
Jokes on you no one invites me to parties
Julian Thompson
Chase Cook
seriously fag
Henry Thompson
lol the right can't meme
Josiah Morgan
Anthony Allen
wonder why?
Matthew Barnes
Jackson Phillips
Isaac Young
Four eyes.
Noah Ward
What are your honest thoughts about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he likes to hurt cats and he talks to a doll and shoves it up his arse when no one is looking.
Samuel Rogers
He's ugly.
John Gutierrez
Asher Thompson
He talks to a barbie doll when no one else is around and he inserted it up his cats rectum.
Brandon Smith
Lost
Ethan Hughes
Camden Thompson
>Girl
Austin Kelly
Jayden Green
Nicholas Foster
Walrus leash.
Owen Gomez
lost .
Aaron Diaz
Ryder Ramirez
Well played.
Colton Barnes
Samuel Garcia
fucking lost
Andrew Davis
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Landon Adams
Um yeah there was. It was felt by all the subordinates of the head scientist that said “we don’t need any damn safety protocols.” Not the first time he did it, but certainly the last.
Mason Turner
Free parking needs to be switched to broken RR
Jack Campbell
WRONG
Adam Russell
chances are she'll take it somewhere to have it changed anyway rather than diy
Thomas Allen
Lost.
Cameron Miller
There was a documentary called we knew we were all gonna die or some shit. It was so bad that they had busses on alert to evacuate the population, against the head scientists request who was sure nothing was going to happen.
Carson Bennett
What the fuck am I looking at
Angel Young
whats this fucker name
Jonathan Baker
This man deserves the death penalty.
Lucas Long
whats the name of this fucker
Xavier Nelson
Luke Morgan
Gabriel Cook
Thomas Reyes
The fuck?
Jacob Bell
Matthew Nguyen
Xavier Ortiz
Images only an oldfag would remember.
>no newfags
Easton Jones
Ray Pist.
Nolan Cook
don't you mean use them to open your soylent containers?
Adam Stewart
Matthew Nguyen
Brody Garcia
Kevin King
Adam Walker
Nicholas Foster
John Gonzalez
here’s your (you)
Nicholas Nguyen
Explain?
Gavin Adams
it's a generated image by ganbreeder if I remember correctly. it's a combination of several images, can't be guessed.
Lincoln Carter
Jose Reyes
Best I can think is it's for opening jars
Gabriel James
I think it's a ring remover. Which would be a dumb joke
Brandon Bell
Christian Green
It's an oil filter strap wrench
Cameron Brooks
the fuck is that shit?
Robert Hill
It is a pizza cutter
Bentley Bell
Do you think this made someone go
... yea you know what Cookie Monster, you're right.?
Tyler Collins
Xavier Adams
It's a strap wrench
Robert Johnson
>mansplaining
Samuel Torres
you use it to get a better grip of certain things, last time I used one was to remove and install again a shower head made of plastic and that thing helped to not break it or ruin the plastic, I think it's too uncomfortable and awkward to use it as an oil wrench
Justin Nelson
What would she use a strap wrench for? Wamen don't do manual work
Aaron Robinson
kekm8 feminists
Logan Torres
lost
Daniel Murphy
Wut.
Jeremiah Clark
Nathaniel Morgan
I don't get it, is it just to make you look into the circle hand or is it some hidden reference between cookies, islam, and well the circle hand?
Sebastian Robinson
Bait harder faggot
Joshua Scott
Hudson Brown
It's in reference to the photo of the guy who shot up the mosque handcuffed and making this handsign
Hunter Wood
O shit I remeber that pic, didn't get the reference tho, thanks.
Jaxson Gutierrez
what the actual fuck are you talking about retard, Im being serious, where is the bait cockmuncher?
Chase Bailey
I'm not the guy you are pretending to talk to, but you really need to bait harder faggot.
Ian Mitchell
WHERE IS THE BAIT, just answer the fucking question stop being a whiny bitch
Jacob Mitchell
Aiden Foster
Christian Martinez
You never asked me a question, I'm a random person calling you out on baiting.
Jack Rivera
Sebastian Jackson
>WHERE IS THE BAIT
Dominic Clark
...
Oliver Roberts
According to Google's reverse image search, it's a strap wrench. It can be used for unscrewing bolts or plumbing or other things you would typically use a wrench for.
I don't get it either. My guess is that OP is implying that women use them to open jars, since she has no man to open the jars for her.
Justin Ortiz
This is the worst image
Charles Smith
Nice try. You are a master baiter.
Joseph Walker
love it
Gavin Stewart
sad to say I fell for this troll, well played fag, I wish I had as much free time as you and was as easily entertained as you trolling people.
Jose Adams
Hey, it's a ylyl thread. I hope you at least had a laugh.
Christopher White
Thank you for being so autistic.
Lucas Hernandez
>Boy
Jordan Jackson
played like a damn fiddle
Brody Green
Y I K E S
She blocked you immediately after. Another manlet btfo
Colton Watson
lost multiple times
Thomas Clark
it's clearly a dick stranger
Jaxson Robinson
it's like it's my first time here, noob mistake
Gavin Rodriguez
Flexible wrenches can be used for more than just oil filters, you sound like you've never worked on a vehicle but are trying to sound like a manly man who does manly things but you really don't.
Adam Johnson
>a manly man who does manly things but you really don't.
tellem
Jaxon Reed
Ironically, as a man 48 Laws helped me get laid more
Nathaniel Nelson
Holy shit guys. I laughed today...
Logan Rodriguez
Le based young whiteman, THIS is what we need more of to save America, incel gamer uprising now!
Chase Richardson
Tyler Jackson
Matthew Barnes
Xavier Lopez
Ian Collins
The only reason why the explosion was so large was because it was nuclear strike by Japan. The actual meltdown was caused by power shortages from the resulting EMP.
Leo Gomez
They’re for squeezing the titties
Hunter Harris
Nicholas Howard
Titty squeezing clamps
Austin Cox
Name doesn’t match account. Fake
Charles Harris
fuck off cia nigger
Oliver Walker
Julian Clark
just the lid of the building. that might not have been felt by the guys IN the building. the scariest part was the elephant's foot.
you're replying to... this guy.
Nathan Watson
Hunter Robinson
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Kevin Lopez
Thank you Mexico. But your welfare's in another castle.
Benjamin Gutierrez
I know this is a forced meme and all but was the op of this pasta a literal retard? Why did anyone type this?
Joshua Collins
Miscarriage is not a good subject for a webcomic.
Josiah Reed
no one ever typed it, like any good pasta, it was flour, and water, and then this.
Tyler Morris
Kek
Daniel Scott
>Using channel locks on an oil filter
Kys
Gavin Gomez
What has god wrought
Kayden Nelson
Jaxon Sullivan
so like... how do they cook?
Adam Ramirez
they use round tip scissors
Noah Martin
>they still havent joined the best Yea Forums discord thr world has ever fucking seen yet
Yikes!
discord.
gg/wmB2n3
83j
Blake Collins
We still have proper knives for cooking and shit, big old knifey bois.
It's the flip knives and butterfly knives that they want people to bin.
Also VERY important.
This dumb shit ONLY happens in cities, where guess what the white population is
a wild guess.
Lincoln James
shut the fuck up retard
Elijah Clark
Less than the country?
Gavin Carter
Aaron Scott
I bet I could go to england and go on a killing spree with a plastic butter knife
Christopher James
Way less. I live in the country and there’s not a single black person in my village, the most dramatic thing that’s happened in 20 years was a hay bale catching fire
Isaac Rogers
>only cowards carry weapons awareness
Zachary Collins
Gettit right newfags
Jeremiah Morales
Easton Gray
thats fucking hilarious
Jackson Kelly
just dropping in from pol
Angel Morgan
I've only been here since Jan 2018 I ain't an oldfag yet lol
Bentley Adams
That's golden! Any other observations?
Jaxson Sanchez
They are also used to remove car oil filters
Alexander Lopez
Is this cursed, or do I just not get it?
Hunter Garcia
Both
Colton Price
It's a curse that you'll never get any of these
Eli Gray
Bullshit.
There should be a webcomic entirely about miscarriage.
Alexander Perez
the UK recently banned any rap music that glorifies stabbing people. apparently, their blacks all have knives and stabbing people in the street is rampant.
Jackson Murphy
Chuckled
Henry Phillips
I don't think that's a right-wing meme bro
Asher Stewart
sounds kinda nice... if i ever get to go to there, i'll stay clear the cities and find a nice B and B in the country.
Jayden Howard
What a weak start
Cameron Gomez
Oh man this guys never had sex
Colton Lewis
Is this loss?
Hudson Bennett
>Using channel locks to open Mason jars
Blake Miller
Parker Collins
newfag
Carter Allen
Called the fuck out
John Gutierrez
Fuck off, Boris.
Adrian Foster
My friends grandma just got thrown 20 feet from a explosion in her burn pile earlier today does that count
Mason Johnson
Bak 2 reddit holy shit
John Murphy
Russian trolls meme poorly sometimes.
Luke Martinez
Isaac Roberts
Well the UK is retarded, but you sound like a gun violence appologist
Ryan Lee
lol
Aiden Roberts
Trips
Matthew Bennett
I bet while everyone was out getting laid the you were studying the blade
Aaron Bell
I too want to know about this
William Rivera
Lost
Brayden Perry
Charles Martinez
Anthony Morales
Logan Carter
>let's never look at any of the reasons these things happen, ever
>because I don't like what that will uncover about us
Noah Thomas
Why not just wear a different shirt? Why make it into a problem?
Angel Peterson
If you can't get the oil filter off with your hands you're probably a soylent.
Evan White
Because triggering righties was an "acceptable" thing long before lefties started bitching about it getting it done to them & flipping out on 80 year olds for wearing hats they don't like.
Caleb Taylor
Haha what the fuck is going on here
Daniel Wilson
a thinly veiled excuse to talk about his politics?
John Allen
Dayum
Easton Peterson
Holy shit beedogs
Am I am oldfag now?
Ian Jackson
What fucking world do I live in, in which "cuck" is a political statement? Where did we go wrong?
Jordan Richardson
Ray-pist posters are based but are not log posting level yet
Luke Foster
what is four eyes??
Jayden Powell
Not using this opportunity to say "that's okay, I feel the same way about your weight, you way too much for me"
Henry Morgan
Parker Cook
Their murder rate is still much lower dumbass
Jaxson Martin
lost
Evan Roberts
Landon Perry
Ethan Gonzalez
I just got cancer just by looking at it
Ryder Rogers
Austin Butler
Fewer niggers
Josiah Howard
saved and lost
Hunter Gomez
I wonder if people stuff those bins with cookies instead...
Chase Taylor
okay yeah i lost
Jack Cox
Cooper Peterson
lost
James Stewart
>opening a pickle jar with channel locks
Are you a giant? Or are you just not familiar with tools yet masquerading as if you are?
Jordan Wright
Roastie btfo
Xavier Robinson
Gabriel Gutierrez
>Where did we go wrong?
Going from "equality" to "equity".
The former nobody has a problem with, while the latter is all about picking one specific group to shit on.
Jace White
Benjamin Cox
For cock and ball torture
Charles Martin
James Parker
William Green
Jacob Gutierrez
Jaxson Rivera
Apparently, from what I've heard from bongs, these sweeps only happen in the ghettoes.
Easton Phillips
Daniel Morales
Cheezy. USA
David Cruz
See
Eli Wood
Yes, that's cucked as fuck, but it's not a door to door search.
Christian Richardson
If California was [sic] a person, it would be laughing at you for being poor.
Chase Johnson
3 memes in 1
>Burger King foot lettuce
>T pose
>Loss
Charles Myers
Yet
Dominic Morgan
Boris, will you fuck off back to Minsk and drown your poverty in cheap Vodka already?
Christian Robinson
I'm such an oldfag that I don't get your newfag memes.
Adrian King
They use all those available resources prosecuting mean tweets.
Aaron Stewart
This guy enjoys 'em
1) steamy
2) Creamy
Kevin Brown
God damn I fucking hate chills, he talks like a bingo announcer
Jacob Thomas
Yeah, like this loser fuck gets invited to parties.
Jackson Collins
Lost
Dylan Ross
Tyler Johnson
I have no idea what you even mean.
>making fun of not being able to buy plastic cutlery under 18 in UK
>Russian propaganda
Can anyone explain the connection here or am I just responding to a shitty troll?
Kek. You can’t even carry pepper spray in the UK for self defense.
They’re arresting people for opinions and satire posted on social media. If that isn’t alarming I don’t what is.
google.com
google.com
Hunter Perez
My sole point was that the door to door sweeps everyone memes were all from ghettoes. The UK is a cucked shithole, though.
Jeremiah Gray
what a dumb roastie bitch.
Tyler Sanchez
When your name is chosen for the reaping and you meet your stylist in the Capitol.
Justin Lopez
Lucas Cook
>over 10% of doors were unlocked
>10pm-1am
stupid bongs
Christopher Powell
Bentley Martin
>trying to steal yet another meme
>proving that lefties are NPC's
>being this pathetic
Owen Miller
Original said tornado not nuggets
Lucas Bailey
That's not a pic from UK, no dollars and cents on the price tags there
Henry Clark
They help screw off lids and such.
I work in a Paleontology lab and we use these for our adhesive containers pretty often as the fuckers have a tendency to glue themselves shut if they're not closed all the way.
Nathan Wood
Found the betas that have never passed by these in a hardware store
Leo Torres
See, I thought the joke was that they like to choke themselves with it.
Jackson Jones
I uhh... Don't get the joke.
Connor Perez
>a pointed stick
Noah Gray
All the people who will certainly say he got her good there remember this.
He told a joke, and she probably thought it was pretty funny, she wouldn't be offended by that it's non-aggressive. But it's not enough to get her to fuck him, and it's not going to make him any taller.
At the end of the day he was still rejected for being short, and he didn't get any pussy, and the girl that rejected him got a chuckle for her troubles. The dude cucked himself big time.
He brought it on himself, she obviously didn't care for him and ignored him but he was desperate or impatient and contacted her to see, he opened himself up.
I would have just called her a whore to be honest.
Sebastian Wilson
The dailymail says otherwise faggot.
Andrew Thomas
Daily Mail the pinnacle of journalism and truth
William Moore
Nerve gas bottle opener
James Adams
I have literally never heard anyone claim they were door to door sweeps. I never claimed that and I don’t know why you would assume I assumed they were. They happen in courtyards and parks n’shit.
I have never heard anyone claim otherwise. I mean if they swept house they would take half the house.
Joshua Barnes
Type more words
David Young
Show me the daily mail article that says dollars and cents are valid currency in the UK you braindead pig fucker
Nicholas Jackson
Fuck the haters
I'm a Man and I'm actually fit (I fell for the one punch man meme but ended up making it into a healthy habit)
I use these and sometimes rubber bands to get open my habanero jars
it doesn't matter how strong you are or if you're a man or woman, your skin still slips on smooth metal lids
Oliver Rivera
lost
Adam Thompson
That says Australia, me old didgerydoo
Wyatt Robinson
Lost
Juan Gomez
I'd say the dude was fine with not fucking a shallow chick which he lost all respect for from her first response in the cap.
You say "cuck", but I'm pretty sure that implies that he cares for the woman getting fucked by another man.
Personally, I don't really think he cares that much about the situation, and he's totally fine being alone rather than with someone who cares about superficial things like height.
While I do believe that physical attraction is an important factor, I think an emotional attraction is more important, and I'd say he agrees.
I'm happy for him, because he's happy.
Gabriel Walker
Retard book. Almost all the people in it died horrible deaths for their deceptive bullshit. If you have to lie, then your ideas or product are trash.
Colton Bennett
what the hell was that thing
Jason Ramirez
Nolan Ross
>A banana
Eli Williams
Dude right? Especially if it's got a little condensation and you get the lubricated doorknob effect
Parker Reyes
>I'm happy for him, because he's happy
Why is his happiness important to you? It seems to me like you already have a bias towards this man so it's hard to take what you have seriously. Why you have a bias in his favor is beyond me.
at the end of the day this guy got rejected for being short, and he can never change that. The chick one day may realize she's being superficial and change her attitude, but the guy? he will remain short forever.
on top of it HE contacted HER. They went on a date and she didn't follow up because she wasn't interested, clearly he was interested in her and wanted more so he made the jump and then got rejected and his flaws pointed out.
He coped by using comedy to hide his disappointment. Maybe he thought he could win her over with a joke? but that's unlikely and I think he knew that. What I think really happened is that he was trying to maintain his ego after basically being called a manlet, he told a joke to make it seem like he wasn't upset, but he probably was taking it hard.
Not to dig to deep but you're probably also short, and you want this guy to succeed because you want to succeed. His failure could be your failure because you both have the same flaw. You say he's happy but you know nothing more about him than that fact that he's short and he was rejected by a girl, hardly pleasant events..
Sorry to be over-analyzing this, but a picture says a thousand words as they say.
Bentley Murphy
Nathan Butler
>Stop Knives
FUCK OFF DIRTY HUMANS
Nathaniel Robinson
Thank you.
Andrew Miller
Jayden Williams
>ancestry
Fucking lost
Grayson Sullivan
I’m not even gonna try to pull the ole “hurr fell for bait”. I’m a dumbass.
>bread dead pig fucker
Kek. In this case you’re spot on sir. I am in fact a brain dead pig fucker
Robert Bennett
fucking lost
Robert Murphy
Pol memes are so shitty
Elijah Lopez
Julian Barnes
You’re a faggot. Most of the deaths came from radiation.
Mason Williams
Beesechurger
Nicholas Harris
those arms can't be real.
Owen Reyes
Yes, liberals, certainly not the conservatives who have been in power 9 years and in that time have pushed hard for more gang culture and knife crime, and have systematically reduced police numbers and police pay to achieve even better results for their poor-killing scheme
Nicholas Evans
Adrian Perez
Nicholas Torres
Fair as your appraisal seems, I'm 6'4" (Of course, you'd be a fool to believe anything here as something other than fiction).
His happiness is important to me simply because it's a shared emotion. Seeing other people laughing makes you laugh, and other people being happy makes me happy, at the very least.
Yes, he was rejected for being short, and yes, he was clearly interested. Yet, even if she decides to change her mind, he'll likely have found someone else. To him, she probably no longer exists. If he really had been taking it hard, he probably would've done what you would have done and called her a whore.
And yeah, maybe it did sting a little, maybe even a lot, and the joke was a coping mechanism, but it didn't seem bitter or spiteful in any way. He wasn't angry at her for not being interested in him, because she had little obligation to be, and I'm glad that he's okay with that.
Isaiah Kelly
Hmm. It must be because of the laws and not some cultural difference between them and the US.
*cough*Brazil*cough*
Kevin Hernandez
You sound like an auto death apologist.
Three times the rate of guns and much of it preventable you know?
Nolan Nelson
>have pushed hard for more gang culture and knife crime
How’d they do that?
Joshua Torres
I use my hands.
Jose Green
Oh, yeah, I am. Until somebody starts bullshitting me.
Aaron Long
Lol give that hollow sad sack argument up right now. We both know you're saying the same insult right back to the right. Apply yourself, Jessie
Ethan Parker
Photo. Photo Shop.
Jaxon Cooper
Don't forget to moisturize, ma'am.
Isaac Peterson
Gavin Green
Why are you buying food at a vending marchine?
Dylan Rodriguez
What's wrong with the 48 laws of power?
Jace Russell
Just a guy telling an anecdote. Shut the fuck up.
Ian Rogers
Imagine being such a retard you think "I don't need a man" is supposed to mean "I have no physical uses for human males" and not "I'm emotionally independent".
By the logic you subhumans are using, you all need men.
Also stop trying to force your meme, OP. You made this exact thread less than a day ago.
Chase Collins
Lol
Jaxson Nelson
it's a mechanical butterfly. they're used to extract nectar from flowers without depending on butterflies like we once had to up until about the 1920's. How does nobody know this? Lrn2farm losers
Mason Carter
That's exactly it.
Colton Scott
Jordan Long
Yup as if all those people using guns before will just vanish when you ban guns. Come on. It clearly an attempt to disarm the populace. England will be swallowed by Muslims.
Easton Mitchell
Jesus Christ! WTF is going on across the pond???? Sharp objects are illegal??? Holy Shit!!!
Evan Torres
It's kiwi juice btw. Strange juice is kiwi juice.
Nolan Wilson
Since trumptards stole it.
Leo Sanders
Gotta love the irony of the all inclusive and non-judgmental sorts using slurs like "tard"
Noah Peterson
I really don't give a shit about any of that. Why are you so upset about the way I answered a question?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
How do British cops not commit mass suicide?
Alexander Bailey
No guns.
Jace Moore
Lol nice try. That's a fucking lie.
Elijah Richardson
>Don't give a shit when I do it
Sounds right. Pointing things out isn't being upset. Don't put yourself on the back foot so easily, friend.
Chase Fisher
Retards.
Michael Richardson
You mean killing their natural born population scheme
Grayson Rivera
Samuel Campbell
Christian Reed
Parker Brooks
Yeah, the people who believe your lies are retards. Fuck you.
Xavier Hernandez
Wow you really showed them