Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>watt do?

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that seems impossible

why is there a sea in my fucking bedroom...

360 walk away
Don't wanna get charged with rape

I take the beads and give her Manhattan in exchange.

go to bed. it's obviously my poster from when i was growing up.

ironically she is Native American
"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot"
How so?

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you also loved Amy growing up?

who the fuck is amy?

her

fuck me...getting to sleep with sand in my ass crack is gonna be a bitch...

very cute

i know, isn't she?

> sigh
> undo tie
> flip out a handful of $100 bills
> "I'll give you one thousand bucks for you to fuck off before my wife comes back"

beat the shit out of my son cuz browsing this faggotness 4changshit

yell at brother for not taking down his porn poster again.
at least its not his degenerate fat porn

So whos she?

Wonder why my room is flooded

Kill and fuck

I would admire her body , tell her how I don't like sand and it gets everywhere.

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A goddess named Amy Sue Cooper
you're welcome

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No jedi mind tricks?

"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot"

im gonna need some sauce

Amy Sue Cooper

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Wonder why after all my hard work my bedroom is underwater

360?
You are facing the same direction asshole!

Take 3 Aleve.

Who the hell left the water on?

You tryna fap for these babes today??

Freak out about there being that much water in my bedroom

Question why the ocean is in there

I love you. Marry me.

what, like competitively?

Of course

tell her to go shower that salt and sand off. while she does that call cops for B&E. Take pics of her in shower. Post on Yea Forums

Rape

It doesn't say that it's MY room so i would just walk away

show her my dragon dildo collection

this desu