Ask a paramedic anything?

Ask a paramedic anything?

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What is the most disgusting thing you've ever witnessed or heard from a colleague?

what do you do for a living?

once i needed a piss but i had a blocked urethra and my dick was swelling up like a balloon. i went to the hospital and they put a catheter in and pulled out this white skin like flap from my dickhole. any ideas what it was?

80% of the time I just transport people who could have made it to the emergency room on their own

Should we eat ass?

Do you place an IV of saline solution when you have a hangover?

how long after a patient has a heart attack, that they are in the window of resuscitation?

is it also possible that marijuana can trigger a heart attack / stroke after a previous heart attack?

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fuck any hot nurses?

Do you ever laugh at retards in the hospital?