Post something you use at work

fucking hell dude hes obviously a plumber

What ugly strippers you have user

Astronaut

Penis hole enlarger

Definitely easy if you frequent my place of employment.

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Looks like a business card dispenser

Bet you cant guess.

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Can’t bring anything I work with home, so here’s just part of my uniform.

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Butcher

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Tried not to make it too easy

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Something in an office.

Coal miner

Cop

Electrician

Would be too easy if you saw the business end. Maybe still is?

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Good guess, but no

You sire are a black dack dealer in an indian casino on the outskirts on Pahrump Nevada.

Yes but you gotta be more specific

Blackjack dealer?

>Muslim

Nope

Close, but no.

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Plumber

Kindergarten teacher.

Kek

Painter

you did well, here's your tendies

Shouldn't be too hard

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This might be a little obvious

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Marine

Jihadist?

all threads like these are 90% industry guys
why all the attention seeking? (machinist here, still don't get it)

clean it for fucks sake

Now that's funny!

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Retired NFL player

Yayyyy

because its interesting to guess a profession from a particular tool you fuckface

I install fire suppression systems that use an explosive initiators to activate the release of gases.

seems more like a circlejerk for people with low self esteem

[insert holocaust joke]

>tfw not using the vastly superior Jokari stripper for these small diameters

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kek

coroner / pathologist

Pipe fitter?

Ha ha.

HEY YOU PLAYIN HOOKY?
slacker!!

Can you guess

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“Satellite technician”

Working on getting my degree for that actually! But no, I’m not one yet.

Lift operator?

Machining, milling

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Process control.

Hardly any physical labor besides folding

Laundry?

The Kardashian sisters' OB/GYN.

Its a small part of the job

Fucken Pahrump. It doesn’t get much better than that place.

knurler

Oh! Your one of those people that are clearly speaking in a group but no one acknowledges.

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You measure and write down the size of bull prostates

Coder

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GTFO with those inferior garbage wire strippers! Würth all the way baby!

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correct

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Boiler drum, I've turbined lime and scale sediment from tubes like that.

You're both fools. Examine the lightweight and hand fitting shape, smooth as butter.

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Top kek

Hardware integration? looks like encoders

haters gona hate

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If you have power over that element then Controls engineer. If you have no power over it, then process engineer

Etch a sketch artist.

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I'm more a Knipex guy myself. As long as it's Made in Germany I have yet to find something I don't like.

>lightweight
- literally weighs 100 times as much as the Jokari
>hand fitting
- has to bend his wrist into unnatural angle to use it
>smooth as butter
- need to visually check and pick the right hole each time, no depth stop, need to precisely fit the cable
Even the Wurth is better than this piece of shit

pretty neat, is it possible to pick up something like this but in darker green somewhere? how do I search for it, what is it called?

also, chekd

Large collection of 5.25" floppy disks. ..

ASCII pornographer

Shit alloy wheel "stance" shop?

nice haha, made me kek

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test

magnetic particle technician?

Top kek

Very close, I'm more annoyed when I see them

Exactly.
I have those in my tool bag and I only use them when I need to remove the insulation from a new electrical screwdriver's stem to fit in a tight spot.
The Würth ones are good because you can buy new yaws separately when they wear out and you can change how hard they press for different wires. I tried the Jokari ones and had problems with very thin wires. You should try them, they really are fucking good.

Got a good one for you guys

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>In b4 some one says its a butt plug

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It's true.

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It's a buttplug

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Correct. What method or methods works best for you when cleaning?

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Weed dealer

I think you spelled magician wrong.

Here's one more from my job

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EMT/Paragod

Jedi?

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Bingo, do you know what the first image is?

i assume it is a traction device for broken femur, but dunno

Looks like a.really badass hone. I'm going for engine shop.

Correct! It is a sager split used for midline single or double femur fractures

wage slave for howard schultz

Youdeepthroat.com?

can anyone guess?

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coffee machine slave

Go ahead. Guess

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Some of you might have a clue what it do.
None of you will guess my occupation.

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Eunuch rectal inspector

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yep. sunnen hone head. too easy

You make dicks
You work as an EMT/Nursing home, one of the two.

I'm curious to see if anyone knows.

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You're a salesman for an acoustic gear manufacturer. Closeted homo, you blow your boss every Friday after work hoping to get a promotion. You also cry yourself to sleep all weekend.

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You're the boss that fired the nigger last week

leet 802.11ax haxor and 5G installer

Nope

Auto body restoration?

You fuck little kids on the weekends

There's no such thing as 5G you moron. It's a marketing sham designed by jew at&t

Elec-chicken!

Then I assume you work with electricity making sure shit don't blow up.

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>thinks you can blow up shit with 1.4

Nope. Also i only occasionally give blowjobs and sleep like a rock regardless of weekday.

Negatory

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So I was partially right then. I'll take it.

Kids use specialty tools for something as simple as peeling a wire. git gud with a knife.

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Oil drill? or water?

That motor bothers me. It seems like you would have to replace the bearing often due to the weight of the motor not being supported.

Ayup

Forgot image like a fool

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has your job given you PTSD symptoms? I've heard responding to kids can be rough... what's the most fucked up thing you've experienced?

Nope, we use molds to make these colorful slides and playground equipment

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First thought was osciloscope. but i've never seen the modern ones but im guessing its not that.

But if it is then you could be literally anything in many fields.

Good luck.

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Never has been replaced. Motors runs from monday until friday 24/7 without any problems for the last 6 years.

Probably not that hard to fuigure this out

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You're a beverage holder

ur one of them modern car mechanics right? with the fancy electronics and whatnot. Them new cars aint nuthin but patent apple shit designed to be unfixable without specialty tools.

look at that mount. beefy as hell. a c-face mount is plenty strong for that size of motor

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a tool thief?

Light technician?
or drone pilot.

Rodeo clown or a wetback could go either way

You're polish. and you do stuff with walls and floors.

Some sort of camera surveillance or possible video editing?

You folk will never get this one...

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Neither, but I do pilot drones from time to time.

Close, but not quite.

You make bongs out of skulls?

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Good luck with this

Hydromulcher

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You sit at starbucks and write novels as a super hipster. you've passed the laptop stage, passed the typewriter stage and gone straight to pen and paper.

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I polish but not floors

Probably some sort of prostitute if you're on grinder all day

moonie?

chef boyardie?

Welding inspector

What are the eye bolts for?

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Hmmm, my guess is I was close with the video editing? But I've got no clue what else it could be

Nope but I work in the same places but different ones every day.

Yup, Power tongs from a service rig

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Well it needs to be, drives a 35kg cutting blade at an average of 60 rpm.

for ease of replacement since the bearings will fail rapidly. amirite

You collect pennies at the beach?

No, programming and database engineer, also technical writer and I like writing outlines on plain white paper with a pen.
Not hipster at all, I hate those fucks and starbucks and the stench of coffee makes my stomach wretch.

That is what I was thinking...

Mercenary body guard type?

kek. no i dont subvert and destroy countries.

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nice cunt opener
did you steel it?

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Have you guys thought about maintenance?

You are at home, you need to cut your nails, that dilator is your sex toy.

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You tighten bolts....literally anything.

Professional alchoholic.

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You're a gigolo and use that to pleasure clients.

Fire

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▲
▲ ▲

EE?

What losers you have to go to a job, HA HA HA HA HA im on disability I sit at home racking in 80,000 a year tax free lol

Well you're trying to get a bearing out of a huge fucking motor, but still could be anything

WIth a spectrum analyzer its got to be something RF... Especially with a sexy 43GHz beast like that
Way too many obtions though: radio monitoring, RF engineer/developer, cell phone tower service, broadcast engineer, radar/ATC engineer......

Way to heat the shaft at the same time, no wonder you are having trouble.

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m1 abrams?

sorry, not the answer we were looking for.

that is correct

You're one of the wax dippers at the Maker's Mark bottling plant?

sprinkler system installer

troll

Nah it is a wok burner. I repair commercial cooking equipment

muh dick

Tilt wall construction?

enjoy that nicked wire

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I almost wrote nuclear weapon detonator tech.

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Lost, fuck, lol.

cam slut

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Endoscopy

Meh

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Icee machine repairman.

urology

Dealer you numbskull

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Best urologist joke you’ve heard?

dentist in africa?

Well he did say it "shouldnt be hard"

the Sewer Gaper

can opener

teacher, arts and crafts division?

Something that heavy bolted down to wood. Only in the Midwest.

Alien movie star

stripper

jewish pope

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Propane burner

Pump repair.

Aviation mechanic

thanks for publishing your name/initials and domain

Close but no

Torque converter builder

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It's a wok jet burner. Puts out 220k BTU/hr.

Dentist

Excellent guesses. You deserve an answer.
I fix aircraft and specialize in fault localization and repair. Anything from defective O-rings fucking with hydraulics to degraded radar images.

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probably too easy, but we don't have many tools no one else uses

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dude... anything
might as well be a hobbyist.

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end this

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English hooligan?
Ya got a loicense fur dat?

Give it your best shot Yea Forums

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Hey fellow gigolo, step up the game sometimes and try out the Aunt Jemima Treatment with a spatula.

Stripes Aunt Jemima Treatment
youtube.com/watch?v=L-MiMc7RGE8

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High school student.

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Baker and you put babies in King Cakes?

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Nice, didn't think anybody would get it. It's mostly voodoo niggers buying them lol

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Millennial, own my own business, Mensa member and fuck pol

Ball stretcher?

lol ur gay

OP

Graduate student

Internet accessor

disgusting fucking nails.

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Fuck you

Butcher with an olde stylie meat tenderizer.

Chicken raper?

Cook

Kinda self explanatory

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Masturbator?

I use this 12 hours a day 7 days a week. No fatigue day

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nobody?

uhhh ejection seat mechanic

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You sell cellphones to boomers?

You tell black people to pay for the first set before they get their recording? And then fist fight?

Tree chopper estimator?

Database Admin, but not for long if those are actual names of a production server.

lmao I made that gif years ago. Can't believe it's still around

trees and estimation, yes, but i dont cut

Good times! It's hilarious and used a lot.
What do you estimate, the size of possible logs if it was chopped? Best fall direction?

welder

That tool is used to estimate the total volume of wood in a given stand. And it does so using magic.

Deli attendant

lint picker

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Holy shit is that a self-sealing stem bolt?

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>
Dairy Cow?

Bicycle Mechanic

boomer

Discovery Channel voice actor

Dude, I like you.