I just found out my great grandmother was a jew

I just found out my great grandmother was a jew.

Does that make me one too, Yea Forums?

If I'll be honest, I fucking hate jews.

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Every one is a lil bit jew, don't worry

Kys

I was planning on doing that, but got to stay alive till sunday.

no, because being jewish is a religion, not a race. there isn't a race of catholics, christians, muslims, etc. it is a religious choice.

anyone can convert to Judaism, but you can't change from being a Caucasian to an Asian.

Yes, you are now a filthy Jew. Kill yourself, faggot.
(Pro-tip: anyone who is circumcised is a Jew and should be killed immediately).

I object: becoming a Jew is extremely difficult, the simplest way is to have a Jewish mother. If you are not born from a Jewish mother, it's technically impossible for you to become a Jew. Jewish people also have specific DNA, which isn't found in other people.

Yes you can just pull on your eyes using your index fingers

Do you carry a small bag of gold around your neck?

Alright, thanks.

Haha, no I don't.

If your mom is a jew, you're a jew. If your mom is a methodist or some such you're not a jew.

So you deny it, you're definitely a Jew.

Well fuck

It depends if your great grand mother had a daughter which is your grand mother and that your grand mother had a daughter which is your mother. If so you're jew if not congratulation.

Fuck.

(((you)))

Is that when game of thrones is out?

I have no clue, but it's because I'll go out with a girl.

Being a self hating jew is a Jewish tradition

Looks like you really are Jewish

Goddammit.

Yes you can, just remove the Cauc and you're an Asian.

Kek. At least, user, if you don't marry a Jewish girl you will end the curse for your descendants.

Definitely will keep that one in mind. I don't want my children to suffer from the disease called being a jew.