Anyone else think jj can fix what that massive cuck rian johnson destroyed

This

Everything JJ has ever touched is shit.

Omit episodes and start over

rise of the skywalker was the blandest trailer I've ever seen. The Last Jedi gave me more chills

i had hope but that trailer was awful. them bringing back palp is just pathetic

and rey backflipping over a spaceship...so retarded

star wars is dead. it's over folks, move on with your lives

JJ ruined it with TFA
Rian shot the corpse
JJ is trying to bring his shambling Frankenstein-Wretch back to life using nostalgia
Kill the past, but use it relentlessly to fill seats

I mean Star Wars only got it right in the original trilogy and prequels, also Clone Wars cartoon, so maybe the fact that they are bringing back key characters from there will make this movie something decent.
Its not like I will not watch it since I love this bitch ass franchise so much

Nope. New movie will be really good and make massive piles of cash. Grow up incel.

Really good is hard to do in Star Wars standards, mostly because without the sheer ammount of soul Lucas had, you can't ever replicate the legacy the original trilogy has built for itself.
But making piles of cash? Sure as hell will, considering how the new ones are managing to pander to the normies really hard nowadays.

JJ made a piece of shit with unlimited resources, there's no way he can fix what the piece of shit mutated into.

Star wars is now a big pile of shit, any movies past what is is like having diarrhea onto that pile of shit

we do with each other which is still more sex than you.

Retcon the entire universe using Darth Vader from the comics when he passed into another dimension.

Mercedes company is going to reform the dark side and help develop the star wars movie. Toto Wolff is going to voice the new darth vader. Red bull is going to design the rebellion side.

And williams is going to help reform the crippled jedi's.

Renault is going to create a completely unaware innocent planet, just minding their own business as random bombs drop on their heads.

And force india is going to design slime monster and jelly bean aircrafts.

And questions?
Get back to work now.

Let’s hope he does. I also hope he keeps the hinted romance between Poe & Rey at the end of 8. The way Rey smiled when she met Poe was too cute not to keep that romance

based user. Star Wars died long ago - now it's a neatly packaged over-processed artificially flavored, measured down to the milligram product that NPCs are readily consuming for breakfast. I miss the Expanded Universe.

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The only one who can save Star Wars is George Lucas.

You sold the franchise, George! Now go to bed, It's past your bedtime.

NO! Jar Jar is the key to all this!

top kek

It's actually an "all ages film". The little mermaid would be a "childrens film". The Godfather or Apocalypse Now would be "adult films". Butt Sluts Go Nuts volume 14 would be "porn".

Just watched the trailer. God, episode 9 is going to be bad... Star Wars is over, Disney killed it.

NO one go see this movie in the theater, and see if we can get everyone in the studio fired. Vote with your wallet!

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Just like Luke

Dude the little mermaid is fuckin lit

B-but, she's the reincarnation of every Jedi that ever lived...

JJ still had the final say in TLJ, and he let Rian turn the franchize into an even worse dumpster fire than JJ's own abomination.

Explain yourself

Just watched the trailer, it's shit, but then again I haven't been excited for a star wars movie since TFA. George Lucas could have done a better job, as mediocre as he is.

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JJ Abrams is the reason for all you hate shitbird

Honestly I think the real soul of this series come from the music of John Williams. That and the dedicated effects team who made a galactic-scale civilization feel real.

You know what ruined Star wars? All you fucking butt hurt millennials with your participation awards griping about not enough niggers and lesbo roles in movies. Sjw safe space retards are ruining everything from movies to comedy. You guys are literally cancer.

Get over it. There was one great Star Wars movie, one decent one, and a bunch of crap. Time to wake up and realize that nobody makes good movies anymore because people are happy to pay for crap.

See every E;R video made on the subject.

>It doesn't matter if it's good, only if it makes money
-Mark Hamill

Yeah, god forbid anyone should try to keep Star Wars fresh and interesting, instead of forever serving up fan service to bigoted idiots like you.

Last Jedi was the best Star Wars movie since ESB. This is not debatable, and you can go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw.

I fucking hate being a millenial because of this.

We need to focus on making a movie good FIRST, and then, only then , even though you shouldn't, you can add useless token characters that don't advance the story or contribute to the climax/resolution.

>You know what ruined Star wars?
>pre-dates millennials
>pre-dates sjw
Face it, you're just a butthurt gamergate loser.

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There are six (six) Star Wars movies, beware of counterfeits.

No dumb ass beta cuck, I'm the guy that's going to cover over to your house, fuck your mom and your sister and make you clean my dick off afterwards. While you're fucking around with video games I'm destroying pussy.

Its absolutely debatable. The scoobie doo live-action movie was better than this horrible abortion of a movie, even if we forget everything we know about the characters from the old movies, they're hot garbage in force awakens, and worse in the last jedi.

>Last Jedi was the best Star Wars movie since ESB

You realize that's a really low bar to achieve, right? It's not saying much.

>i'm 12 btw

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You're funny.

Don't get me wrong, you're still a fucking loser. But you're funny.

You must be at least 18 years of age to post here

ESB wasn't just handed awards, it really was well made.

F1 memes on Yea Forums in a star wars thread? you are a brave one.

*Grazie Ragazzi intensifies*

Short answer:
No.

De-canonize the Disney shit kill Kennedy, and make different sequels based on the extended universe and MAYBE I'll change my mind.

The modern star wars make no sense. How is that nignog a storm trooper? Imperials only have white members and treat all other races and species as inferior. Second, how in the hell does some dumb bitch become a Jedi when Leia who shared a fucking womb with the greatest Jedi of all time have no powers and actually sends her husband to DIE with horrible judgement.

Fuck JJ fuck Rian and FUCK Disney

Personally, I couldn't be happier that Johnson triggered you incels so fucking bad. Please, go away. There'll be more room for us at the theater without your fat smelly asses.

Racism and sexism are against everything Star Wars stands for. Fuck off.

No.

The Empire was racist. The First Order is not.

Chiudi il becco fagotto

So Palpatine is back, so we'll assume that Rey is another Force Baby like Anakin was, Palpatine made her from dust by meditating or whatever? So I guess that ties everything together from the beginning. But if Palpatine is the real antagonist then where was he and who the hell is Snoke supposed to be? I feel like it's way too late to both introduce basic plot elements and then say "and we're going to wrap up the entire 9-movie saga, cleanly with a bow" My hopes are very low

They have a website for your kind, incel.me

Go fuck off and whine to your own kind.

No, because he's a Jewzian.

The Emperor was cloned in old Dark Horse comics, so that might be the angle. It is pretty sad to see them wheel out every old character, but if you’ve ever watched Lost, you will know Abrams is full of shit and is not a competent storyteller.

Hot take: Star Wars was never good...

Butt Sluts 3D was a masterpiece.

>Butt Sluts 3D was a masterpiece.
They sold out after Butt Sluts 2big2fail and you know it.

Just because they sold out doesn't mean their stuff is bad. I just hope that cuck JJ Abrams doesn't direct a Butt Sluts, will ruin the franchise.

>gamergate
Are you actually using that as an insult?

Firstly, where do you think you are? Yea Forums was the hub of gamergate

Secondly - jesus christ how brainwashed are you?

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>triggered you incels

I thought it was the left-wing social justice warriors who supported the fat acceptance movement and the "healthy at every size" meme.

Chillax bud, watch some Butt Sluts.

>being this much incel unironically

She's palpatine's decedent. Its the only way to redeem.

Can't fix something that was made broken. Anyone over the age of 6 who like Star Bores is either autistic or a moron.

>The modern star wars make no sense
Right and the shit 80s films were 100% logical

>I'll buy whatever you say, corporate gaming industry... ju... just don't call me a virgin, please.
People like you sicken me. You may not quite be on the level of the people who repeat the oil industry's anti-global warming propaganda, but you're close.

>People like you sicken me.
Apparently it's not a very long distance to go

You're a massive cuck for caring so much.

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are you trying to imply that you're more tolerant than me?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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Episode IX does look promising.

True story

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Ewoks were rad science fiction elements

it will not be a bad movie but nothing to write home about

Now THIS is podracing!

It's going to be a huge uphill battle that pretty much undoes most of the last star wars movie

I'm hopfully optimistic but I won't be surprised if it's of a similar quality of the last two

Visually impressive but lacking in depth

This.

You shut your fucking mouth faggot

I think the best thing that could happen with this series (TFA and TLJ, and quite probably this next film) is for Disney to buy back all the copies they can get their hands on and dump them in the deepest part of the ocean just like Lucan did with "A Star Wars Christmas" (seeing how they are equally hideous) and start the whole thing over and pray the vast majority of fans forgive you enough to go and see another one.

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