No trolling edition:

32
60k
Night custodian

33
60k
cablecuter

Jailbait

33
software engineer
$200k, but my total compensation this year will likely reach $300k.

27
Spray foam insulation
15/hr
1 week in

26
$37k
Staff geologist

29
28k
Computer Refurbisher

Shit job, shit pay for what I do, and horrible hours. Plus an electrocution that briefly stopped my heart. Trying to move on.

35
12,000 dollars a month
Mexican Union Organizer

35
$80k/yr
Brewery operations

>2 billion
>Welfare checks
>Being a nigger
>Ooga booga

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Sooo... are you self employed or employed by someone else? Because let’s face it, at this point in your life, you’re miserable and should be litigious. If you’re employed by someone else, get a personal injury or workplace injury lawyer and sue.

21
420 Euroschekels monthly
Studying Chemistry

>46
>$1
>President of the United States

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26
Pipeline inspector
150k

Barely graduated highschool, met the right people after tho

33
13/hr, 40hr/wk salaried + ot
Body snatcher

Fedex supply chain. They're trying to deny workers comp so I'm waiting on a month of pay plus hospital. Insane turnover while management makes an average of $200k. My lawyer is helping.

32
1500 euro a month which I don't even use
work for handicapped people (I am)

28
115,000 yr
chemical saftey engineer

>31
>production sound mixer
>about $12-15k per year

self employed, and eastern europe, so although I'm definitely not rich, I get by easier than most.

24
24k annual
Education (u.s.)

>21
>27$ hr
>Production technician at ammunition manufacturer

> 41
> $50 / week
> NEET

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19
$17.31 hr / $33,235 yr
Factory worker at Honda

25
CA$40k/yr
PhD student

24
0 shekel atm
Student

19
£8/hr
chef's assistant

17
Hordes of booty
Pirate captain

23
~7$/hr (more than double minimum wage here)
student / part time job as driver

34
85k Euro / year
Self Employed - Magento Dev

75
No salary, but I have other sources of income.
Retired.

How much do your men get paid? Does that include amenities such as bar wenches to fuck and rum?

Do you still get erections?

26
16/hr
Computer Technician

45
156k (bi-weekly bring home is a bit over 4,000)
Sr. Software Engineer in a "fly over state"

No college, self taught programmer starting in 1987 as a 13 year old on a commodore 64.

37
28k a year
Medical Lab Assistant

23
100,000,000 Bolivar a month.
call center

33
72k/year
Sys admin

Still feel poor af

How do you live with yourself? Seriously? And what are your political leanings? I’m not trolling. Just genuinely interested.

29
$14/hr
dishwasher

i have math degree. think im too autistic for a real job.

32
750 a month from SSI
Unemployable

Does your company cover health insurance?

>Also underageb&

39 74500 Maintenance Supervisor

>Retired
Don't be so harsh on yourself man. We're all retired here

How does this happen? Have you tried to get over your social impairments with professional help? Why sell yourself short? Take charge of your life. No one else is going to do it for you, no matter how comforting that fantasy may be.

31
depends
thief

30
60k
engineer

also poor af

18
16k
Mcdonalds while doing medschool

I imagine they cover amputations and wooden/claw-hand prosthetics.

How are you poor AF on that salary? Student loan repayment terms that bad? Overextending your spending? If you’re single on 60k, unless you’re living in a major metropolis, you should be plenty comfortable.

27
Paramedic
28.50 hour. Usually get alot it OT.
Average check is between 2400-2800 every 2 weeks

27
Document forger
$250k

Same age here, numbers within about 10%. What's your location? I'm in Seattle.

40
$102,000
Bureaucrat

Medschool or premed? Your 18 kinds hard to believe your already in medschool at that age but you have to work at McDonalds

dunno what to tell you. most employers ghosted after first interview and dont respond. 98% of applications dont get a response no matter what i do to my resume. i even had coop experience before i graduated. its been 3 years since i graduated, so i think the hope of getting a good job has sailed. no way i can attempt to explain that gap.

yes
no
maybe

im not sure what medschool means outside of my country but I mean university for a bachelors in medicine. I'm in first year atm.

38
$60k/yr
Registered Nurse

Nice numbers for flyover state and education. I'm 10 years younger and already feeling "old" in this industry, any fears for you?

>19
>0
>college student

>19
>$9.75/hour
>Ride Operator
Living the dream

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22
0
tattoo apprentice

27
50k USD after tax
PhD student

26
60-80K a year
Manager/engineer in construction company

Not OP but similar stats...

Student loan repayment can indeed be that much of a bitch.

Gotcha, in the US you get your bachelors in pretty much anything and as long as you take the prerequisites you then apply for medical school after your 4 years and go to another school to be a MD for about 4 years. Not including your residency

>30
>40k - 65k/month
>twitch streamer

27
68k after taxes (anyone giving a 20k variance on a salary job is a fucking cuck)
Technical Business Analyst Senior

Fuck, dude. Are you me? Only difference is I'm 23.

Co-op experience... where did you go to college? Tech school?

No fears on my part. You have to keep up to date with technology and trends, even if your current job doesn't enable you to use them. Find a silly project at home to do. Just keep up to date!

For instance, if you're a full stack developer, you had better learn modern UI/UX developement with one or more of the major javascript frameworks. (Angular, React, Vue).

Learn about cloud services, DevOps, NoSql databases, etc. You learn that, and you have experience, then you'll always have a job.

>27
>$13/hour, 40/week
>General warehouser
So basically, my life is no where near where I thought it'd be so I just go to work all the time to keep myself from hating life and everything about it

€2200,- a month
21
Junior Android Developer

21
22,000
Tech supervisor

>22
>tutor
>$5000/year

25
1600€/month
Administration agent / Archivist Assistant

24
46k /yr
Design illustrations

>32
>$325k
>ENT

> 36
> $45800 per month + $100 in company stocks
> Planification Director (i work in airport stuff)

Alternatively, be one of the only young people that's bothered to learn how to support an outdated language.

Lots of businesses are too cheap to move to a modern architecture, and the old greybeards are all retiring - so while the number of positions won't be great, there'll be even less qualified to fill them and you can name your rate.

Find someone near death to mentor you.

> minimum wage
lol fagget

26
1300€ a month
Full stack web developer
( eastern europe )

>5k a year
how do you survive

That's not minimum wage in France, also I'm talking net (after taxe).

43
$122k/year USD
Lead Back-End Developer

Made a typo in my original post. I meant to write 31.

Anyway I stopped giving a fuck when I realized I'm set for life.
My grandfather left most of his holdings to my grandmother and me when he died. I was 25 at the time and even then I hadn't worked a day in my life.
When she dies everything will go to me. My only concern in life is getting married to calm my grandmother's worries.

It's funny that you ask for my political leanings since they've played a big role in my life.
My father is a liberal so he was constantly at odds with my grandparents. I'm sure that's the reason they took me in when I was in high school and why my dad got practically nothing from my grandad when he passed.

I myself am a conservative, just like my grandparents.

how does it feel like realizing that you make in one year just barely more than does in a month?

Good advice, thanks /brogrammers

Are you a Yellow Vest?

29
Commercial Credit Analyst
64,780 last year

>never been to college
>bad at math in high school, not because retard just skip classes and chasing sluts
>a friend to a friend from high school is bank manager now i literally have partied with him like 6-8 times not even friends or keeping in touch
>literally give me this job
>no experience dont know shit about banks and shit
>co worker show me how to
>started at 50k year
>i like the job get pretty good at it got promotion doing pretty good
>bank send me to east eu country branch to be the main analyst basically my mom is slav so i know the lang
>get payed in $ its like x2 in they currency basically making 120+k year for comparison for that money i can buy 1 bedroom apartment in a good neighborhood if i want to
>literally living the life and fucking a 20y slav college chick pic relate
>life is good

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Yes, why ?

20
1,3m yearly
started my own company when I was 17 it's pretty decently big in the small country I live in.

>26
>19,500
>NEET

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20
£20k
Admin

>33
>100k/yr
>sr infosec engineer

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36
102k
Starch handler- Union factory

28
28-30,000 per year
Cook at High End Soul Food Restaurant

34
Car sales
90k last year 30k ytd so far

ça te fait quoi de savoir que la plupart des gens en ont marre de vos conneries? Au départ c'était rigolo votre truc, mais maintenant vous cassez les couilles de la France entière, c'est quoi votre délire??

>32
>30/hr but yearly is unpredictable. Could be 60k to 200k
>Carp apprentice.

Bit surprised that neither you nor the French government have surrendered yet.

27
130k + 30k bonuses / year
Senior Software Engineer

me? Surrender? Lol. I'm part of the elite (see me -> ). I don't care if this country collapses. It won't be my fault, so I don't care.

Ben déjà ça casse les couilles les gens qui pensent que 1600€ net c'est le SMIC par exemple. (si c'était déjà toi à ma 1ere réponse).

Le fait que personne se bouge le cul quand les guignols du gouvernement vendent les services publiques les uns après les autres, qu'il se cachent même plus pour faire du copinage, le fait d'être diriger comme une entreprise qui prends l'eau.
Ce genre de chose.

Very funny Tyler, do you celebrate Vietnam every year ?.

this thread is pretty meaningless without people posting their country

I worked 20 years for a large financial company that has plenty of Mainframe / COBOL applications.

The issue isn't learning the language, the real problem is understanding outdated architecture and what will almost assuredly be crazy complex logic.

I've seen many technically proficient programmers fail to thrive on these sorts of systems

Where do you live that you make that much? I do the same and make 25k doing overtime.

>guignols du gouvernement vendent les services publiques les uns après les autres
mais mec, c'est une bonne chose, ça. Moi je bosse pour ADP, et je suis impatient qu'on devienne une entreprise privée. Déjà parceque mon salaire va être multiplié par deux, mais aussi parceque quand on a des projets intéressants l'état sera plus la pour nous dire "euh non rien à foutre j'en veut pas de ce truc". La privatisation c'est super, mec.

20
$500 a month + scholarship
Student in a band

quand je dis "entreprise privée" je sous-entend que l'état vende toutes ses actions et perde son poste d'actionnaire majoritaire.

23
0
Masters Student

Borlänge, Sweden

Mais en termes d'argent ça fait aucun sens. Les projections montrent qu'ADP rapportera plus en restant publique que ce que rapportera ce fameux fond d'investissements qui doit être monter avec l'argent de la vente.
Et dans tout les cas les privatisations ont conduit à des hausses de prix et un abandon des investissements. Regarde Toulouse, les chinois ont mis du pognon, on laisser tourner le trucs sans bouger pendant 4 ans et maintenant essaye de se barrer avec tout ce qu'ils peuvent.

J'avais compris oui.

Fascinating (honestly). A conservative that has never truly experienced the real world or real responsibility. Statistics would show that this is not a fluke. What drives your desire to be conservative outside of familial influence? Conservatism would purport to be borne out of hard work ethic, the desire to use money wisely, and the preservation of family values. But you’re seemingly the poster child of entitlement, which goes contrary to everything conservatism stands for.

Which starch?

>poster child of entitlement
Well, that would mean he doesn't want his situation (or what is enabling it) to change, so conservatism.

In a retardedly conservative sense, yes.

Mind telling me more about getting into B2B sales? I practiced as an attorney until a year ago. I've been consulting since, but I'd like to go through B2B to medical device sales.

>No trolling edition
>Yes, We're getting fed up of you fuckers bullshitting us and need your real details for our secret database

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34
Head brewer
100k year

Well you're on Yea Forums, talking to a rich NEET

win

33
70k after expenses, 160k before expenses
Owner Op Trucker

21
75k/year
Equity research

That would be quite stupid to build a database honestly.

If he’s a tutor he’s probably in school too.

21
50k yearly
Corrections Officer

25
Down stream process operator
116k a year

19
$25/hr
Aviation Intern

>Les projections montrent qu'ADP rapportera plus en restant publique
Archi faux. Archi faux. Certes, l'état va cesser de gagner les dividendes d'ADP. Mais l'entreprise pourra faire plus ou moins ce qu'ils veulent une fois qu'on sera libéré du joug de l'état.
>Et dans tout les cas les privatisations ont conduit à des hausses de prix
Oui, et c'est normal. Quand les entreprises sont publiques elles ne font aucun profit puisque l'état les force à vendre leurs produits / services à des prix dérisoires. Ex: en ce moment CDG et Orly nous rapportent même pas 20% de ce qu'ils peuvent rapporter, tout ça parceque l'état nous force à garder les prix super bas. La privatisation est CAPITALE si on veut que l'économie tourne. Alors, certes, les prix augmentent. Mais il faut aussi voir le bon côté des choses: plus d'emplois créés, plus d'investissements, etc... le rôle de l'état ne doit pas d'être de subventionner de la concurrence déloyale.
>Regarde Toulouse
Toulouse est un cas à part. J'ai des tonnes d'exemples de privatisations qui ont été bonne pour l'économie. Exemple: la vente de Alstom aux ricains a été super! L'entreprise génère aujourd'hui beaucoup plus d'argent qu'elle ne le faisait dans le passé. Bref, le fait qu'un gouvernement détienne des entreprise, c'est contraire à l'essence même du capitalisme.

Just a reminder that this girl bill what's her face is an industry plant that the record labels are trying to make her popular by posting her face on various social media sites

Also these threads are almost always made to shill some brand

Sage

19
450€/Month
Undertaker

33
Strategic Planning(Long-Haul OT)
148k

>Alors, certes, les prix augmentent. Mais il faut aussi voir le bon côté des choses: plus d'emplois créés, plus d'investissements, etc
Justement la hausse des prix, surtout sur quelque chose comme les billets d'avions, ne risque pas d'être trop lourde sur le consommateurs (je parle de celui qui choisis de prendre l'avion, pas celui qui le prendras de toute façon).

>J'ai des tonnes d'exemples de privatisations qui ont été bonne pour l'économie
EDF, SNCF ? Les réseaux sont moins bien entretenus, les prix montent, et dans le cas d'EDF les prix montent encore plus pour compenser.

La chose qui m'emmerde le plus en fait c'est le Laissez-faire total. Je comprends la logique capitaliste, mais elle ne marche plus. Les actionnaires n'investissent que très peu, ils engrangent en liquidant le plus d'actifs possible. On leur ouvre des marchés sans demander la moindre compensation ou assurance que l'investissement/les efforts seront là.

>74
>$150,000 year (when work)
>Retired General

44
$125K
Investigator

design something then, dumbass

thank you for saving lives!

love nurses. your job is hard (and sometimes nasty)

28
~4000$ per month after taxes.
Aircraft Maintenance Technician

Ok real question. Are some of you payed every week or every 2 weeks ?

Because here in France it's month by month for the most part.

34
50k
Product manager from a poor country

Brewery bros.

Did you get post secondary education before being promoted?

Most salaried (and a lot of hourly) are paid biweekly

23
41k
Night Custodian

Which country ?

US and Canada, have experience w both

>EDF, SNCF
pfffff....ni EDF ni la SNCF ne sont privatisés pour le moment. L'état français est encore actionnaire majoritaire, ce sont ecore des entreprises publiques. Cultives toi un minimum, sinon tu parais un peu con.

>Les actionnaires n'investissent que très peu, ils engrangent en liquidant le plus d'actifs possible.
Oui, et tu sais pourquoi? parceque la france est un pays pourri par le socialisme qui punit toute forme d'investissement par la taxe. 30% de taux d'imposition, tu te rends compte? Non seulement c'est les 20% les plus riches qui payent pour tout le monde (je le sais, moi je paye presque 50% d'impôts sur le revenu), mais en plus l'état tape sur les investisseurs. Donc forcément, personne n'investit plus rien. d'ailleurs si ADP n'est pas privatisée moi je me casse au Panama avec ma femme et mes enfants, au moins là bas ils ne t'ECRASENT pas LITERALLEMENT avec les impôts. Le truc c'est qu'en France, le socialisme plombe TOUT. Je dis pas qu'on doit faire comme les ricains, mais baisser le taux d'imposition à un taux raisonnable (genre 20%) ce serait sympa.

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Interesting. Thanks.

katie Bouman did 0.3% of the work and got 100% of the credit. STFU nigger

>ni EDF ni la SNCF ne sont privatisés pour le moment.
Ce ne sont pas des monopoles d'Etat je veux dire (oui je sais y'en a quasiment plus).

>un pays pourri par le socialisme qui punit toute forme d'investissement par la taxe

Je suis bien d'accord,j'ai jamais dis que taxer les plus riches c'était mon délire et la solution. Surtout que les "petits riches" font tourner l'économie de toute façon.
Mais autrefois on avait des exonérations sur les investissements plus importantes et ça déjà ça serai beaucoup plus encourageants. Un 100% sur les investissements là y'aurait du monde.

Marcher avec des Gilets Jaunes ne veut pas dire que je pense qu'il faut plus de fonctionnaires avec moins de taxes, c'est impossible.

22
like $3300 a month
Electronic Warfare Maintenance (EC-130H Compass Call)

mais du coup c'est quoi votre solution? Parceque "les riches" on a une solution: moins de politiques socialistes. C'est pour ça que l'élite s'est démmerdée pour que Macron soit élu (je te cache pas qu'il y a eu des magouilles). Mais les GJ on a l'impression qu'ils passent leur temps à gueuler mais ne proposent rien...

35
$72k
Marketing Manager

>28
>0
>unemployed student

>571(OP)
I also make like $900 every 3 months from twitch.tv

29
150k
yacht captain

happy for you. I here am the same.

Corn

Je te caches pas que y'en a beaucoup pour qui ça volent pas haut.

D'abord y'a une souci avec la forme de ce que fait Macron, beaucoup sont contre lui et l'image qu'il donne, sans trop rentrer dans une idée politique.

Ensuite y'a le fond et là c'est plus compliqué. Je suis d'accord avec le fait que montrer un environnement fiscal agréable à un investisseur c'est important.
Mais c'est pas pareil de faire une taxe carbone que de faire une réduction de taxes sur les énergies vertes.
Sur cette histoire d’exonération c'est pareil. Rétablir l'ISF (je suis indécis sur cette idée) ça rapporte mais c'est pas attirant. Exonérer les investissements c'est "simple", même si c'est bullshit ben ça peut construire quelque chose.

Je sais pas où ça se situe sur un échiquier politique et je m'en branle, mais je veux quand même un Etat qui fasse sont taf.
Ça fait des années que les autoroutes doivent filer des Milliards d'amendes au gouvernement pour avoir fait monter les prix trop vie et l’État ne les a MÊME pas DEMANDER.

Autant ras-le-bol fiscal ce que tu veux, mais pour ma part un foutage de gueule. Je suis moyennement patriote mais je refuse que des idiots pareil soit aux commandes.

katie bouman makes my dick super hard and I want to come inside her inseminating her eggs and in effect making super math babies born from her black hole block-chain vagina of virtual virtuality. I would go DEEP

Thank you for the support. Since the Superbowl and the responder commercial people have been alot more outwardly supportive.

>katie bouman
also shes a doctor so I want to fuck her in the ass strictly when shes pregnant

>20
>10.50 euro a hour part time
>Customer sales assistant at a hardware store

look at that little body

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=BIvezCVcsYs

What state?

28
91k usd a year
Lighting technician, freelance

Early 30s
Roughly $55k/yr working three 12s a week. OT is plentiful but I hate the place I work. Plan on traveling end of this year once my contract is up.
RN

31
Sr. Developer / Full Stack / Security Officer
€53k
West Europe

20
$56,000
Aircraft Maintenance Technician

Who do you work for?

So your a travel nurse?

Still in CC but will be graduating around same age. Any tips for a (relatively) late starter?

Not yet. Stuck in a contract

29
Snr Market Analyst
55K USD (but no taxes apply)
Stay with folks = no rent
Not the worst, but underachieving.

22
$8000/month
Federal Agent (NNSA)