All of your best nigger jokes

All of your best nigger jokes

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just being one is a joke

> a Jew a nigger and a Nazi walk into a bar.
> Everyone is happy cause the nigger and Jew have to fight.
> Nigger wins. Nazi shoots nigger in head for spilling his dirty blood on the ground

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I know the ingridients to make a nigger first you need a watermelon some malt beer and fried chiken mix em in a pot shout oga oga oga i want a nigger bogaaaah

How do you get niggers to stop hanging in your front yard
Hang them in the back.

What do you call a shed full of 10 dead black men? Outdated farming equipment.

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guys it's not nice to be mean to retards

let's stop making nigger jokes, they're retarded and it's not their fault

What's worse than a nigger a spic and a sandnigger being friends? You have to kill their giant ass families to get rid of them

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12 year old?

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How do you get a nigger to stop drowning?
> Take your foot off his head

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>be me
>Snow nigger (Polish)
> Works ass of everyday
>Hard cause I'm retarded
> Contemplating suicide
>Realized Yea Forums has people that think like I do
>Hate all form of niggers around
> Get bullied by sand-niggers and serbs
>Get into fight
> Tell them that Allah is my bitch
> No more niggers in my life

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>snow nigger
I loled hard. You have more balls than I do, nieghbour (i'm german btw)

Thats just so fucked up right there.

I don't give a fuck what race you are, you fuck up a kid like that and you should be castrated.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

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>be me make this thread so I can laugh so I won't be depressed anymore
> Notice people like my jokes
> Want to kill myself even more now

IDK I mean he knew about that malt licker.

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When does a black man become a NIGGER?

As soon as he leaves the room.

Clean up nigger shit at work
Don't let them back in put up a anti nigger sign.
No more nigger shit to clean up

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How long does it take a nigger to take a shit?

Nine months.

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Sneaky sneaky

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could literally hear this in the niggest voice my brain could muster up

God made first nigger threw him away too black made second nigger kill him cause annoying ass nigger
Made third nigger fuck it's a Jew makes one more leaves it in the oven too long takes it out fuck it I need it
Send it to Africa let's it reproduce but sets life expectancy to 30 years so it can work till it dies

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1. what do you do with a dead nigger? carve it out and use it as a wetsuit.
2. how many niggers does it take to pave a road? 10, sliced really thin.
3. how do you babysit a nigger? wet its lips and stick it to the wall. how do you get it down? method 1: slide it to a corner. method 2: teach it to say "motherfucker".
4. what do you call a nigger in a suit? defendant.
5.what did the little nigger get for Christmas? your bike.
6. how do you give a nigger a concussion? slam the toilet seat on its head while it's getting a drink.
badump-tsss

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