Alright, user. You just got home from school, it's Friday, and you're a kid. What are you doing this weekend?

Masturbating

Still just masturbating, to be honest.

Jackin' it

browsing Yea Forums

I was thinking more along the lines of playing video games, hanging out with friends, that sort of stuff.

more masturbation

Hang out with my homies going around town on bikes and throwing water balloons at stuff and other kids. Then legos at home, and some good ol' Descent.

Nah, had to masturbate

You would think wrong then because I was masturbating

play minecraft beta 1.2

masturbating

Stileproject

Why would I do that when I could be masturbating?

Normal people don't masturbate all weekend.

well i did masturbate my friend a couple times

>normal people

Get on virtual places/VP
Crank up unreal tourny
Playing new slipknot
Roll a fattie
Write a letter to pass to high school gf
between missions

THANK YOU. Finally, a normal response.

Playing some Nintendo ... DK 64, WWF No Mercy, or either of the Banjo Games

get a load of this weirdo - you're wasting valuable masturbation time doing all that shit

>go to 4chin
>ask what they do
>user says masturbate
>"ok what else"
>"Normal people don't masturbate all weekend."
>lonely weebs with the 'tiusm doing anything else but masturbating
leave normi

Bustin a nut in yo mum

>normal people
you came to the wrong place friendo

It was more fun masturbating with others on VP

Driving around Hell's half acre with my brother listening to a combination of the latest radio hits, our mix of CDs and our boomer parents' CDs. At the same time we're sucking down slushies and overall just bullshitting with each other.

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Trips of truth. Banjo Tooie was the tits back in the day

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Masturbating

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YOUR WELCOME......also I was masturbating while doing all of that

you're about a decade late for that to be the general case

My nigga

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Spanking the old monkey

what years is it?
how many times has this site been blamed for shit in the news?
how big was the spike of the phone posters that has yet to go away?
how old is this site?
once you know the answers
look in the mirror and realize that you are here, on Yea Forums asking what did they do before their shit taste of wifu's

Logposting and masturbating.

since masturbating got kind of old, i'll probably just play Rust

OOOOHHH BANANA

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Masturbating

Getting a victory royale

>home from school
Nah im already on a bus to the heights to get drunk and fuck shit up. Go to the skate park, drink 40s, wait till night, go around town taking peoples garden gnomes (or seasonsl decorations) and fill the motel 6s enpty pool with all their bullshit. Find a party, get blasted, watch hoes handle liquor bad, pass out on a strangers couch.
Repeat.

Rust didn't exist yet
You mean konkers bad fur day

addictinggames.com/funny-games/monkey.jsp

Muh phone posters

That's a weird way of saying masturbating

its not because they are phone posters, it's because they are new fags+phone posting

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Wait. If it’s a spike, and it never went away. Is it still a spike?

rust didn't exist? Damn...harsh times.

This guy gets it

teenage shut-ins do tho. used to fap up to 8 times a day. now I do it once every 2-3 days. hormones are one helluva drug

Feeling excited for something that rarely happens. Fun

Honestly I miss feeling excited about... well anything.

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How dare they be newfags!

Isn't today a school day? You missing a test right now?

There you go. You ever play Minerva over a Modem?

I'm masturbating right now.

I'm 24

Yea, I used to drive my friends to the most remote shit holes we could think of in the middle of the night. I feel like the price of gas went up and it just stopped all of a sudden.

I don't miss that sound. Or a phone call disturbing your tits.jpeg that took 3 hours to load

what do you call it then, smarty pants?
fuck off, porch monkey

masturbating and cum and then REALLY MASTURBATING.

Fuck man I love that YouTuber

I'm 36.

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Scout Troop Meeting during the evening [footnote #1]
Football Practice tomorrow morning [footnote #1]
Watch MUFC vs West Ham early evening = football on TV [footnote #1]
Friend's 14th Birthday Party tomorrow evening [footnote #1]
Sunday morning - Altar Service [footnote #1]
Sunday Afternoon Masturbating [footnote #1]
Sunday Evening - browse Yea Forums Yea Forums [footnote #1]

footnote #1
preceded & followed by masturbating.

I don't remember Descent being a hassle to play over a modem.

Hell I might not have played any other computer game over a modem.

Run upstairs to crank on the machine
Troll fags on irc
Sip on rc cola
Turn on bathroom fan so mom can't smell weed
Borrow the Buick so we can huff glade and pick up girls
"What we listening to user?"
That's type o negative bby

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An increase you retard. Spikes go up and down....you know....how they look on a graph....like a fucking spike

Huff Glade?

playing Spyro & Crash

Just remember. You and everyone else here was (or still is) a newfag

Being a dissapointment to my family

Hey, I didn't think there were any girls on here...

There used to be chems in air fresheners that got you high.
>wrap towel around stolen gladepush button, inhalewhoa

Holy shit, you ain’t lived and almost died until you have huffed glade

If you're looking for games, here's what I was playing back in the day. Paid extra for the prerelease

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not masturbating?

based and bluepilled

Playing video games .

You fuckers could afford bagel bites?

Kek i honestly don’t why anyone would expect a different answer from here

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Weird way of saying masturbating

Masterbating mostly

Not me. That pic is crazy. We would get like 1 digiorno a week. When digiorno was real food and actually rose in the oven

Are you masturbating right now user, is why you you mis typed masturbating

Kek

LMAO I read that as Legal Bites... WTF

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Friday: Rewatch Star Wars ep 4/5/6 depending on where I was in the series, while painting Warhammer 40k models.

Saturday: Go to my friendly local game store, and play warhammer 40k for 8+ hours.

Sunday: Jerk off, play Rome Total War, and homework.

I did that routine for about 6 years.

>get in trouble with friends mom for always stealing potential gfslistening to smashing pumpkins in his room, downloading tits.jpegsmoking 10/10 randomly visitsI talk her into going on a walk with meend up banging her on roof of friends parent's toolshed outside while friendo plays descent

This. My end of school snack was bread with tobasco sauce.

And retards used to say I'd mis being a kid, now I eat takeout every day alone in my bedroom while masterbating and chugging beer. It's like a party every day!

Don't you mean Rewatch the Star Wars Trilogy?

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Glad I don't have a fucking tool shed.

Sweet! Stayin at my friend Ozzys house for a sleep over. They got nerf guns, a fancy, new, spacious house. Parents are always out so its just us and his lil bro n sis. Oh, and his lil sis is 8, and coerces me into fucking her feet when everyone else is sleeping.
Goddamn those were good times.