Are anime conventions a good place to get laid?
Are anime conventions a good place to get laid?
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Buy a gram of molly and yes.
Or coke. But nobody likes fucking on coke.
Christ no, Jesus lad. I've never been to one personally but all I hear about are constant complaints of how dirty and disgusting people are on top of rancid smells
if you're chris sabat and get off on fucking underage girls then yeah
Yeah
Yes
Also bump
Bump,
Yeah some people, but not everyone.
Got head from her at one of them
That’s a win.
you need to get a buttplug with a fox tail
Lol saw her the next day with her boyfriend
I'm not paying Eli.
That’s an even bigger win. Good job my man.
it all depends on if you either have drugs back at your hotel or booze.
#istandwithvic
No, I've been to my local cons for years, if people find you to be a perverted creep, prepare to get blasted all over the con's social media accounts. Probably blacklisted too.
>if they find you to be a perverted creep
So...dont be a perverted creep? Pretty straight forward. You don’t do this to get chicks anyway.
only if you want to get laid to 2D girls
good way to get #metoo'd to many sjws swarming g anout because cons are popular these days.
Was good
actually no, but sabat has more skeletons in his closet than anyone knows,
>Are anime conventions a good place to get laid?
If you're an ugly girl, yes. Otherwise, not really, no.
NO!
If you can't get laid outside of one, there's n o way you're going to get laid inside of one.
Maybe if you're trying for a trap and you're not some hideous fat unwashed ogre. Unless that's your cosplay
If you're a gay furry or horsefucker, sure. Bailey Jay, before becoming famous, was really into going to them and sucking off virgins.
That nose and eyes make her look like Malcolm McDowell.
Reminder it's not gay if it's in cosplay
I have nothing against faggots, trannies or boys who dress us as a female anime character twice a year. It's just ponyfuckers and furries that need to placed in the ovens.
sauce on that claim?
She said it on her podcast once. She also has attempted to do PG13 escort work in the past and ended up sucking the client off when she was just supposed to hang out. There's a niche market where guys will pay an escort just to hang out and like, play video games or something for $200/hr but she just loves dick and has a sympathetic spot for hopeless losers.
ahhh thats the fuckin dream
if you can managet to talk to girls and not be a beta bitch then fuck yea especially at the after parties but if not then no don't even try
Wait... being the client or the hoe?
amen to that brother
manage*
well both tbh
You're an angel.
I guess I assumed those places were mirror images of this website, a bunch of sweaty hairy dudes. There's probably more girls into anime than guys, they just don't post here in droves.
^_^
i try my best
I used to sell weed to Vic. He invited me up to his room at mtac and when I got up there he had two VERY you girls, asked me if I knew where to get Coke or Molly and if I wanted to hang out(ei fuck this other 14 yo with him).
Not the ones in Texas?
I’ve gotten laid because of it, but not at it?
Went to a metro con once, fucked a girl dressed as raven from teen titans, 8/10 good time lots of drugs
Mtac is a pretty ok place to get laid, because there's always a party floor that's designated 18+ with 21+ rooms.
Or there was I haven't been in a few years because no one ever buys drugs DESPITE IT HAPPENING LITTERALLY ON 420
Yes they are
Like there aren't 1000 drooling guys for every one like her though. Anyone asking for advice in Yea Forums is probably at the back of that lineup.
nah, the sweaty dudes are minimal but make their impact in smell all the same. was just at PAX two weeks ago. easiest time i've had gettin laid. PAX, Katsu, Dragon Con and Colassal Con are the easiest cons to get laid at cause they're basically party cons
these bitches are there only to get praise from neckbeards and boost their self steem, its not like they gonna let you even touch them, let alone fuck them
I fucked a couple of them in the after party and I´m a neckbeard, so I´m OK with them wanting praise.
he’s right. But this one will let you pick her up and feel her legs
Women that cosplay are always sluts.
Did someone say ponies??
GET A WHORE TO FUCK *GRABS WOMAN BY PUSSY AND PUNCHES IT* FUCK YOU BITCH I DONT WANT YO FUCKING ASS *HURTS WOMAN*
I'd be her big boss, If you know what I'm saying
Laid? No. Only if you have your own hotel room since 95% of girls room with friends. It's 1000% easier to get a blowie somewhere private and then get digits so you can fuck later.
Wanna help get that bomb out?
Aye
No.
It a great place for lesbians to sell pictures of their feet to greasy virgins like op tho.
If you want some stank on your hang down, try a furry convention. Sure you'll only be fucking other dudes but at least you don't have to look at them in the face
damn im so confused loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
About what?
I’s Make her Call into the Night
I'd rather look at lesbians in costumes than do... ANYTHING sexual with guys, 10 times that if it has to be furfags.
all those gay ass trap threads ruined the cosplay fetish for me. everytime i see a bitch dressed as some anime chick i expect to see a cock pop out.
I didn't know praise from neckbeards was held in esteem by anyone.
Yeah, sure to check age, but that's up to you. I never did
Right is nice and cuddly looking.
How many balls do you think she can fit in her mouth?
Sabati in the house
As you weebs are so fond of yelling at each other: proof?
If there's grass on the field play ball
Wasn't that a jav porn star or something like that? Hot either way, I just forgot whether she was or wasn't.
Nah she's some tech geek
more??
Moar of her!
If you’re really having to ask, then not for you, no
Keep going!
wow
Isn't Kamehacon this weekend? Anyone going?
Sorry that's all I seem to have, I used to have an Imgur with most of her (cant recall her name either) stuff but it's gone now
As long as your good with land whale pussy
Found this one
A while ago some user posted this and claimed it was his GF and they where looking for people to hook up with at some local convention, so I guess maybe
I doubt that's real
We will probably never know, I don't find it too improbable
Redpilled
that's why it's called "getting lucky"
Poor Reimu having to stoop so low to keep the shrine in business
Yup
I smashed on this at my last one
You’re welcome. Fuck the 2 MB limit tho.
For every one like that, there's a dozen like renfamous, the great blue landwhale
>ywn find a cute cosplaying girl to masturbate to doujins together with while holding hands
Hope she kept on the wings the whole time. Did she keep the "suck you" in succubus?
If we all had that we wouldn't need doujins.
you're 100% wrong
>this man
he has a point you know
My lesbian friend goes to expos. She loves AX the most. She always gets a chick to hook up and fuck.
I'd still enjoy reading them
pics of friend's feet pls
you could always become a furfag and yiff yourself stupid
sauce?
Sorry, I got it from AnonIB's (now gone) cosplay board and they didn't seem to know either
wanna fuck fat tifa? dress as cloud
wanna fuck fat rwby? dress as qrow
wanna fuck humanoid fat pikachu? dress as ash
wanna fuck an underage girl? be chris sabat
What if i want to fuck the Guildmarm?
all part of the Manly-festo
depends on the con, some of the major comic cons at night are practically only people there to swing or get laid but they'll have a majority frumpy kind of 40 year old crowd that's there to either get you to swing your younger girl or for you to cuck them with their overweightish wife (or both). Small cons are almost all underage now so unless you're into risking statutory avoid em. Popular but not so popular you can't move cons are your best bet with a bit of party scene. There's plenty of attractive guys and girls there so you can't be an autist unless you want bottom of the barrel geeks, the hottest of the cosplayers are usually hooked up and don't respond to pickup shit but due to the nature of the scene breakups can happen so it's good to just be sociable and not be fully transparent you're just there to fuck if you wanna hook up with em down the line. So overall it's either easier or harder than a club or bar than getting laid depending on your personality and how patient you are with your standards.
Yes. Just don't be an autistic sperg and you'll be fine but that's a bit hopeful here.
yea. It not exactly anime, but I went to dragon con a couple years back. The hotels are drunken fuck fests after hours.
Although the same standards of attractiveness apply as anywhere else, so if mean will women lower their standards and fuck somebody they normally wouldnt, I would say no.
This is very accurate.
getting a fuck is easy, getting away without an std or a cry of "cosplay is not consent" and #metoo is not so easy.
Yes, if you have even a little confidence at all you are already doing better than half of the guys there.
Most have a rave at night. That’s where the fun begins.
you know that old expression "be yourself"?
yeah, fuck that. be Batman.
I WENT THERE DRESSED AS A FURY AND WAS FUCKING 3 CHICKS ON AVERAGE A DAY AT COMIC CON. IT WAS AMAZING.
Anyone go to Daisho? xD
Well of course he does. Married and flirts with a potentially underage girl?
if you go to one, check craiglist forums for "meet ups". Theres always at least one sex party per convention... but its character themed. U dont cosplay u dont fuck.
Lol quit being a fag
I'll put on my robes and my wizard hat
Your comment is worthless unless she's she's underage
Bumpo
Make Zinogre set
it's so obvious she's cosplaying so she can show off her body
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what a slut
You mean Brachydios?
Here is a vid of a girl dressed as the "Marm" getting fucked but she's sadly not much of a looker (I probably still hit it)
Cosplay whores can't milk you for everything you got if they put out. Every good slut know to tease but not deliver. I'd say no.
It's true to the character tho
Oh lord what a tight body
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
1. Dress as Deadpool
2. ?????
3. Profit
This isn't even hot.
Why does anyone do this?
It's better to get a front shot and have her pose. Or a side shot.
"oh look, a walking ass in a poorly made bottom piece."
tsk tsk
That's a nice cosplay.
Nice metal effects and vivid red color.
She's got nice looking eyes too.
>this
>never been to one personally
Shut the fuck up then
Does this person have bad teeth but nice abs?
Personally I think she's cute
It's just that overbite-ish teeth thing.
Smile reaches the eyes tho. +1
I can't see her abs anymore in this shot.
I have that bro :^)
a few days ago she called me big bad wolf during sex and then afterwards showed me the doujin that made her think of it
This thread needs more Elastigirl
Fucking yum!
top this
Any moar like this?
I've done well with women, and FAR beyond what my expectations of what I believe I should be able to pull. Literall 10/10s. Whatever fuck me for bitching anyways
I have always, always, goddamn fucking ALWAYS wanted to go to one of these things and fucking cosplay as CWC.
And you damn well bet i'd record everything and send it to him ala Liquid Chris saga.
Christian Weston CHADler.
I know a few girls who say they are down but chicken out last minute
You will never beat liquid chris, but do it anyway.
>But nobody likes fucking on coke.
The fuck are you talking about? Coke is buckets of fun
I wish someone had video of this happening.
I know, I know. But if any even somewhat good looking girl there recognized who I was and had even bare minimum knowledge of the sagas I have unabashed sonic sex with her right then and there. I have a thing for legit dorky women.
What if "Christine" shows up?
Yes if you don’t have standards. I once fucked a girl in a hotel room while her ex from earlier that day cried in the bathroom
Honestly i'd feel more excited to meet cwc than any celebrity. Just because i've been with both he and the kiwis since the beginning and its a weird thing I follow that NO ONE in my real life knows anything about. I'd NEVER try to explain that shit to friends or coworkers.
So i'd probably lose. my
shit. and be a giggling mess and hope to not get maced.
I wouldn't fuck with him though. Im no ween.
>>I wouldn't fuck with him though. Im no ween.
Come on, you'd be an internet legend
That's exactly what 14 year old ween-think is.
You have to be a godlike troll to mess with chris successfully at this point. He's been through everything and is wary and very aware we are out there.
The only ways to fuck with chris is to let chris fuck himself up. Plus if you did anything stupid to him the kiwis would probably dox you in 5 seconds and fuck your life to shit because they're weirdly protective of direct bullying towards chris.
No way dude i'd just gaze in awe and let nature take its course. He'd probably come and inspect me like a curious zoo animal. Shit would be so cash.
That terrazzo looks amazing
I want to fuck Purblind while she's dressed as Tharja. I'll cut through the body stocking with my dick and slide it all over her cute pale skin, then stick it in her cute butthole.
I want her to cosplay as Tharja and give me the cutest crosseyed blowjob so I can see the cute face she makes as she swallows my semen.
>her
Buddy I've got some bad news for you