Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous? Share your stories and experiences with celebrities

College. USC. Seems like such a long time ago. Football team stat boy. Went to parties. Even took stats on lines of coke and whatnot.

One party night I got to suck the cum out of some actresses pussy after the team finished. Called em my protein shakes

She was from some nick or Disney thing.
Bitch was covered in so much cum the just covered her. I’m lucky for cream pies that I got to suck out.

With Miranda Cosgrove lol

roofied party? post more details.

Name?

Not him, but probably Miley. There was a time she was always there.

A girl who went on to have minor success at a
beauty pageantry if that counts?

No, but told story anyway.

No story. We were at a house party and you know how it is sometimes.

>He thinks people on Yea Forums have ever been to a house party

I keep hearing this rumor that Cosgrove fucked the usc football team and that she was a drunk... starting to believe it

At USC? So, maybe if true. But if you keep hearing it online, it's just a Yea Forums meme.

Got head from Brailee Butler

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I go to usc plus hear about it on Yea Forums and reddit. Granted it could still be a meme but it’s starting to be too much.

Yeah that was Miranda Cosgrove lol

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Are you a trojan? Did you heard the rumor at campus?

>I got to suck the cum out of some actresses pussy
Nobody can believe it, user. Obviously you are trolling.

My moms dead pal. Thanks asshole

C U M O V E R D O S E

Buzzfeed really reachin here

He never said she was alive when he fucked her, and it would explain the smell

It’s repeated like a meme on campus as well like in regards to the lack of woman at a party I heard someone say “we need to get Miranda cosgrove at this party” which I took as we need a slut who’ll get drunk and let a bunch of guys run train on her but then I think maybe I’m conflating with Yea Forums memes and they just meant a famous person/maybe she’s known as a fun partner idk. Another guy said the football thing when it came up that she goes to our school but I know he uses Yea Forums too so I still can’t tell what’s real.

Partyer* not partner

Lots. But the one I will tell about is Nichole Hiltz. Big alcoholic and coke whore. Hooked up with her a bunch by just bringing over a bottle of wine. She'd call at like 2pm and say come over - I'd take a bottle - she'd already be drunk. We'd bone. The last time I saw her it had been a while and when I arrived she was like 9 month preggers (definitely not mine). I told her I didn't feel right about that, but I did fuck her ass and cum in her mouth. Never saw her after the kid was born.

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>he uses Yea Forums too so I still can’t tell what’s real.

Using Yea Forums and not being able to tell what is real... you go cowboy

Well sorry I haven’t asked around if Miranda cosgrove is a huge whore most people probably don’t know who she is

Do you ever go to frat parties?

No offense, but are you autistic?

Didn't fuck her, but got a bk from Rebecca Gayheart (noxema girl) about 15 years ago. Was w my wife (gf at the time) at the Hilton in Hilton Head for one of her friends wedding. She was in the wedding party so I hit the pool bar to kill time while she was at the rehearsal. A few drinks in, a chick with a damn fine body sits down a few barstools away. Bar was pretty much empty so I struck up a conversation. I started to realize I recognized the girl, but couldn't place her. Finally asked, and she told me who she was. Kept drinking and chatting for a while. I had to meet my gf for the rehearsal dinner, so I started winding down the conversation. She invited me back to her hotel room, but I had to decline. I explained why, and expressed my regret for not being able to join her. She was cool about it (she was fairly famous at the time and probably wasn't used to being rejected) and said that if I could spare 5 mins, she wanted to give me something. Said sure, she brought me into her pool cabana, dropped her bikini top and said 'I'm going to give you the best bj you've ever had'. She starts bobbing the knob and sucks me dry. Pretty good bj, but not earth shattering. I thanked her, she kissed me on the cheek and I left to get dressed for dinner.

Obviously.
Physically?

lol

I've said this here before but I nailed alana austin -- the blonde sister from that movie motocrossed. Also, tara reid's sister blew me in their childhood home. There were a few other C listers and below and a few porn stars whose names escape me at the moment. With the exception of Alana, this all happened when I in college playing football

lol incel virgin detected

What position?

>Autistic
>going to USC, University of Sluts and Chads, very expensive college; only rich daddy boys, athletes or very smart guys allowed
Choose one, user.

I can be autistic and smart. I’m in viterbi.

the sex or football? I played offensive line, I was a true center, but I also saw time at both guard spots and had to shift out to right tackle for a half of one game.

The sex? Whatever position I thought I could handle without looking like an absolute moron

What's your QI?

did you go to USC

No idea.

I'm not an American sportsball fan, is that a prestigious position?

Only C-list? I thought football players can fuck A-B list, or at least former teen A list like Ariana Grande or Miranda Cosgrove.

Tell stories you heard about icarly girl. Greentext welcome.

I’m post grad now.

Heh. A 43yo married incel with 3 kids. Does not compute, young autist

Not super famous but I got a blowjob from daisy dead a few years back

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Engineer? Sorry, user.

This. Tell stories about Miranda you heard at campus.

Definitely not to the casual observer. We're the big guys who usually only get our names called when we fuck up and miss a block or have a penalty called on us. Ideally, if we're doing a good job everyone else on offense looks good. We're not out there scoring touchdowns or anything

Stop larping faggot

I made love to a prop from the mission impossible set.

I don’t keep track of that shit. It’s not like high school and people pass notes to each other like did you hear blah blah blah... she’s a partier and went to all the big frat parties. Its known she parties and gets drunk cause that’s the first anecdote anyone has when it’s mentioned we go to school with her. Presumably she fucked a few chads. I lived near the frat houses so I was basically a chad myself. In regards to the football story again I’ve heard it brought up by a few people but still don’t know if it’s a meme or not.

Computer science.

The bass player of the team? I hope you're not larping, that'd be pretty fucking ninja.
I never played sports but I did do stand-up so I can believe that a little bit of status would get you in the door. I assume that stacks to bag a C list or two. How would you meet people like that?

I hear the shit people say online and the people that repeat it irl. I have no personal encounters with her or any personal stories from people I know because I don’t know any frat dudes.

How big are you, 300 pounds?

I was definitely around quite a few As and Bs just because of location, I didn't want to sound like some pompous asshole and say that I was slaying As all day, B/Cs a few times. But honestly, the girls on campus were so fucking hot that I was happy to clean up the co'eds. Plus, too much heat with 'celebrities' can bring some unnecessary attention to the team in terms of what we were up to off the field, you know? Like why are these college kids, athletes or not, getting access to celebrity parties and stuff. We weren't at the big clubs a lot, maybe as I got a bit older, but definitely went to some incredible celeb house parties. Also, I was an offensive lineman, so I was in great shape but I was also 6'6 and 300 lbs. Not quite the puss magnet as the dudes with a abs on abs on abs and seemingly no body fat

Closest thing I have to a story was when I was at a house thing and I heard those guys say we need to get Miranda cosgrove here. I took it as a confirmation of the stories but now I realize I’m probably just a pervert who wants that to be what they meant.

I played around 6'6 300-310 pounds. It seems petty but my best playing weight was 307 -- they have like programs and shit that take a bunch of factors into account and spit out a super specific number in terms of weight and a nutrition guidelines

>Its known she parties and gets drunk
Rumor here is she is called the Ghost because she loves coke and cumbaths a little too much.

Hold on a second, USC?

I don't even like to give out this much info, usually I just say I played in the pac 12 or at USC or UCLA, but yeah Fight On Trojans

>I’m probably just a pervert who wants that to be what they meant.
You are a fully Yea Forumstard. Congrats, bro ;)

USC? wow wow
Did you ever met/fucked Miranda Cosgrove? Is the ghost pasta real or a myth?

Yea Forums is literally virgin

Come on, dude, told us details of how do you gangbanged Icarly girl. All details, please, and you will be Yea Forums hero for ever lol

What a dream life. How many hot chicks do you have fucked at college?

I have no personal knowledge of it. As far as I know we never crossed paths, we're about the same age -- i'm probably a year maybe 2 older than her -- but I certainly am not aware of anything. A lot of those disney stars did fucking rage as they got older and looked to break away from disney and create their own 'adult' identity

Kek

What's up with the cheerleaders, how many did you fucked?

Yeah bud, if you're telling the truth you just gave us enough information to figure out who you are. You've got to be more careful.

She goes to USC, dude.

we lived really, really structured schedules... football was a full time job, school was intense as I was a jock who actually got a meaningful degree. So we weren't going out during the week or anything, but I was there for 5 years, early enrollee to first semester of 5th year, and it had to be well over 100. And again, I wasn't a 'fat kid', I mean I am a fat kid at heart so that made me want to prove things even more, but I wasn't cleaning up nearly as much as other guys.

I had sex with Brittany Spears after a night of clubbing. She whisked me out the back door and we jumped in her limo. Went back to her hotel room and banged.

Don't worry, he is larping. His story has too many lapses.

What's the point of being on the football team if you don't fuck the cheerleaders? 2006 would be Sarah Shahi time

a tall, white offensive lineman from usc in like an 8-10 year period... still more than i like to get into but it is what it is. you don't know where I'm from. and you don't know if i started there or was an LA area junior college first. but i don't want anyone else to get put on blast or anything, you can believe it or not but I try to be pretty honest about things and not bullshit make believe stories.

If I was going to spend time making up stories, I'd go green text a story about fucking my hot cousin or something or tell you that I fucked half of the disney channel stable and blew MDMA up amanda bynes' butthole

I know, I just checked the line-up. No-one fits the details he's given.

Bill Murray fucked me in the ass behind a dumpster in San Bernardino.

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the cheerleaders were super hot, but i really didn't know a lot of them personally. there are a ton more cheerleaders than the ones you see on the sidelines of saturday.

sarah shahi only sounds vaguely familiar, i just wiki'd her. if it was 2006 she was a bit before my time

>blew MDMA up amanda bynes' butthole
That's not special, I did that last Tuesday. She says hey.

My friends friends older cousin said he fucked Emilia Clarke. I know sounds ridiculous but he had a lot of pics of them drinking together so I actually believe him. He said she was very loud in bed.

She's the Persian girl off Life. Where you there recently?

Classic Bill..

Is Amanda Bynes the one that tastes like Victoria Justice?

Now that you mention it..yep.

I got head from carrot top behind a dumpster

I gave this strange guy head one time, dressed as carrot top.

A guy dressed as carrot top gave this other guy head right next to me while I was hiding from the cops in a dumpster

to add to that answer, for every 9/10-piece cheerleader, there were 25 9/10-piece coeds just hanging out on campus or at parties

Not as prestigious though. And they don't have the uniform

hahaha . I heard if you're lucky she'll let you hoop out a roll for yourself

I tickled my fanny as I watched this guy dressed up as carrot top give head to a random guy while I hid in a prickle bush.

i used to plant prickle bushes, the damn things were always trampled and smelled so weird

I licked a used condom while I watched the guy hiding in a prickle bush tickling his fanny as he watched a man dressed up as carrot top give head to a random guy.

Met Emma Watson at a club once during the filming of The Perks of being a Wallflower. Danced with her for a bit and she grinded her ass on my dick while I had a giant boner.

Nice!

I smoked crack with Tom Arnold

That was you?! Sorry for spitting the jiz on you, didn't know you were in the dumpster. Heading from the cops, sure, sure, I saw your raging hard on watching.

I didn't realize I had a fan club. I should go viral.

Probably left over from fucking this girl in a prickle bush. I think I left the condom there

No, Tom Arnold smoked crack with you. And the fucker never shuts up, just on and on and on and...on and on and on and then... on and on.......

Emeraude Toubia at a pilot airing pool party back in 2016 in LA. At least I'm fairly sure it was her

k4nN66

celeb discord server

You sly kinky minx. I gots my eye on ya.

if that dude was licking that used condom maybe it already did

I larped with Shia labeouf in the park at 4 am in the morning.

>...and no one will ever believe you user.

>sad trips of truth checked

Not possible, the doctor said my results were very positive.

Yeah he said he had a pee tape on Donald but I could only see it if I gave him 5k for more drugs

who am i to argue, always good to get a positive report from the doc

Tim Allan is about to go down for banging 13 yo girls.

#MeToo

I fucked a bigshot at TMZ. He wanted someone 12-15 and Male but willing to trap. My dad worked for his lawyer. I got a car out of it. Zero regret.

Iggy Azaela when she was 16, I was 15

Um

Never fucked but had contact to jennette mccurdy when I was a teen. This was the closest I came in contact with a celeb

So, was Miranda Cosgrove drunk wasted and gang fucked by a whole fraternity? Yay or nay?

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It's probably bullshit but I believe it happened once. She probably fucked two or three guys with no shame and the story grew out of control

It's possible. That's how campus rumors usually works. But I can believe too that she was too drunk at a party and literally a whole fraternity took full advantage of it, because everybody wants to fuck a famous actress. And don't forget she worked with that creep Dan Schneider, so probably she is used to be sexually abused.

Ryan secrest peaked at my dick when I was peeing in the washroom at celebrity party. I said why don't you take a picture it will last longer. So he pulls out his phone and takes a picture. I was about to sock him one but Tom Hanks walked in.

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Ryan secrest peaked at my dick when I was peeing in the washroom at celebrity party. I said why don't you take a picture it will last longer. So he pulls out his phone and takes a picture. I was about to sock him one but stopped when Tom Hanks walked in.

Amazing dick sucking lips.

That's also possible. One thing I'll never understand is wanting to fuck a girl immediately after another guy has finished with her. Don't get me wrong, I'd go a few rounds in Cosgrove any day of the week but I don't think it'd be worth it if I wasn't the first man in. Am I missing something or is it just fetish shit?

It's a college thing. Outside of fraternity parties, gangbangs looks a bit "gay" and weird, true be told.

How common a thing is it? How do you find a girl willing to do that sort of thing or do you just select a drunk one at random?

At big colleges like USC? Pretty common. Slutty rich girls wants to have crazy experiences.

I will fuck Miranda even if she was totally loose and completely covered in cum. Who not, honestly?

I fucked a C-lister celebritys sister

Maisie Williams. Actually don’t find her that attractive, super cool, but ya. When Arya Stark is on top of you in a hot tub, shit happens

Maybe I need to check out USC. Even if the gang bangs aren't for me there's got to be a sorority equivalent, right?
Each to their own, I'd rather be the one doing the covering though

yeah I fucked harvey weinstein as a kid

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>sorority equivalent
One man can dream haha

I'd settle for one slutty rich girl at a time but I feel like that'd be more efficient is all

Lol she has a weird face. Where did you this happen?

The rumor back in the day (2012-2013) was Miranda Cosgrove was a regular free for all in VIP frat parties at her freshman year. No proof though, user.

Name?

like the Clara Bow gangbang with the USC football team

>fpbp
You’re a massive faggot

K dude that’s gross as fuck

Go on, user

Yes. The results of being molested at a young age.

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He share any other details?

>just covered her
Damn! How many players fucked her?

One million

What would be the point of finding him

Fun.

forget his name

For me it was Taylor Swift

>Be me
>Be 2014
>Meet Taylor Swift in person by chance
>We hit it off really well right away
>Taylor invites me back to her place
>We talk
>We have a few drinks
>We share a huge weed brownie
>Taylor asks if I want to sleep over
>Naturally I say yes
>We end up in her big comfy bed
>Taylor and I have really fun sex
>I tell her that I’ll be a loyal fan of hers forever
>Taylor keeps whispering in my ear about how much she loves her fans
>Wake up next morning
>Taylor makes us a delicious breakfast

Taylor was so gentle and kind.

Best night/morning of my life.

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Paige, ruby riot and sunny from wwe

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce of The Pierces about 6 years ago.

>yes and no

She met Two chad/10 at a Halloween party and got talking about a fantasy she had. The went back to the chadormatory and set about fulfilling said fantasy, everything went swimmingly for about two hours, as they fucked her rotten and feed her coke straight from the bag like a horse. One of the chads sent out a bangblast and the Trojan horse opened up, about 20/25 chads turn up and the party started. Another eight hours go by of her getting thrown about like an empty tracksuit and by the time they are finished with her she can’t walk and is covered in crispy cum and coke. They had to carry her home she was that bad, she missed three days of school and the ghost of usc was born.

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Taylor likes girls though

Even if this story isn't true can you imagine how many cocks Miranda has taken trying to wash away Dan the Man? Must be easily two hundred

Put the yarn down and go back to your coffee user it’s still early.

They didn’t say they were a guy.

Good point, it could be Klossy for all we know. And we do know she's /g/ now

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>I fucked Rosanna Pansino when she was on her book tour.
10/10 fuck, she was a bit chubby but it was cute on her
Was cute as hell, bounced on that dick like it was a baby bouncer, and even got a special cream pie at the end.

>Can never watch her videos the same way again.

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>20/25 chads turn up
Was she TP'd and such. Tell moar details, please.

Was it rapey?

God I hope so

No abuse, she earned like $200 per Icarly episode. Fair deal if you ask me. She was just a high paid escort.

Fucked my girlfriend while she was wearing a wonder woman costume. Best fuck of my life, I came so hard.

Yes kinda.

Elaborate.

I wish I had someone who'd do that for me

Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

>They had to carry her home she was that bad
Poor lost soul. Hollywood destroyed her.

Cool story, but you forget to add she became the fraternity fuck-pet afterwards.

Hi, C. Nice to see you here again. How are things going?

You are so lucky, my gf hates nerdy roleplay.

bump

What do you mean? Klossy lurks /g/ ?

Have any of you seen USC student Sonia Ben Ammar? Here she is being felt up by greasy Anwar Hadid.

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Utada Hikaru. Back before the internet. It was right before 911 and I had no idea she was famous. This was in Montreal when she was on a hiatus apparently. Also heard she wrote a song for me. I shit you not. We kept in touch for a few years after.

No no pic or it didn't happen. Believe it or not, don't care. Best years of my life.

Now I'm unhappily married and life sucks.

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It is known

My gf at the time had a friend that blew Vanilla Ice

Everyday is a school day user, thanks for the info.

nudes?

Literally who. She is a "who cares" girl, so probably you are telling the true.
Was she a good fuck?

Ex gf is the manager of a somewhat famous ska band.
I sent her off to her works xmas party freshly fucked and pantyless and dripping with cum, marked with Property of user on her cleavage and buttocks.
She looked damned fine in her schoolgirl uniform , kneehighs, pigtails and a choker.
Also fucked a stewardess at a standup comics bday party, ended being mentioned in his routine.
And my best friends ex wife shared a flat with another famous stand upper. She saw us going at it and once more I was the butt of yet another joke in a standup show.
Oh. And just found out my babymomma's done porn.

>my babymomma's done porn.
vids?

>Rebecca Gayheart

Yeah, she cheated on Erik Dane with a Yea Forumstard. And I had a foursome with Ariana Grande, Melissa Benoist, and Hayley Williams.

She was very much!

She is apparently very famous amongst the Japanese. Kinda like a Taylor Swift for Japan.

Sarah Shahi never went to USC, and she was 26 in 2006. WTF you on about....

>like Taylor Swift
Did you fucked a dyke? Are you a grill?

I was just poking. People like to correct you and I thought he might give himself away in the process

Naw. She is as famous as Taylor Swift. Not like Taylor Swift. Far from it.

>One of the chads sent out a bangblast and the Trojan horse opened up, about 20/25 chads turn up and the party started.
No idea if really happened, but that's so USC, wasted gangbang with a fucked up prey. Fraternity brothers are misogynic horny bastards.

Good for you. Was she into anal sex or kinky stuff?

No anal. It was actually intimate and romantic. She did write a song about it after all.

We did fuck in public.

We fucked a lot. Doggy, ass down, cowgirl, fucked in Hotels, parks by the water, fucked while listening to Leonard Cohen's song Suzanne, Dance Me to the End of Love, A Thousand Kisses Deep, etc.

The Miranda Cosgrove thing is as old and played out as Perfection Girl. There would be pics if it ever happened, that people truly believe that a gangbang took place in this day and age and there weren't a dozen phones recording it, I got some BTC to sell you.

Which song?

Didn't realize they had blown up a little. This is funny to me. I played a few shows with them years back.

Apparently she is a nympho. She dated James Maslow when she was just 13 years old, and the dude was (is) a sex party animal. Maslow did to her all sorts of perverted shit, drugged out orgies and such. And she really loved it. So no surprise if her college rumors are true.

Goodbye Happiness. She didn't exactly tell me anything other than she wrote a song about the day her white dress got muddy when we were fucking outside at the park by the canal in old Montreal. So I guess she wrote that song for that night with me.

This is the phone age, literally everyone has a camera with them at all times. If any of the rumours were true there would be photographic proof, and there's no way it would all stay hidden. That shit gets shared.

Unless it was a gang rape type deal

nah... celebrities fuck normies all the time, and you never say proof of it.

This mindset is why you will never be invited to something like that user.

Too hot to be true, but I want to believe. I will pay to see the vids and pics.

youtu.be/9Lv8w0SjBo4

If you're actually interested. Those days are long gone for her and I.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life

Footfag is here? She used to post great gossip.

Lame copypasta

google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3krw6d/i_remember_the_first_time_i_went_to_a_usc_party/

It was not a copypasta the first time it was posted at Yea Forums, my friend.

You need to go back user, you will never fit in around here.

>A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen.
That's brilliant writing.

The question was has user ever fucked someone famous? Not watched some Disney whore get fucked, like a cuck you are.

But it is now.

>Being so new you don’t know threads often end very differently from they started.
My first reply still stands. Also tits or gtfo Miranda

You changed the subject because fucking someone famous will never happen to you.

Go on living in a cave.

Being a cuck is a bad thing at Yea Forums now? That's so normie.

I didn’t change anything darling, I just got here. You have no idea who I have fucked.

Stop living in your car.

I'll be honest. I do live in many cars.

Being a cuck is never good.

That mindset is the brain of 15-30 year old males everywhere.

All Hail King Newfag!

BUT..."celebrities fuck normies all the time" will never be "celebrities fuck/b/tards all the time," it will only ever be "celebrities NEVER fuck Yea Forumstards."

>"but you were in iCarly"

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Thought so, maybe one specific one big mouth.

Like drunk gang rape isn't photographed and/or filmed.

That’s awesome. They’re definitely not huge but I guess famous enough. She gave amazing head. Sucked two loads out in the matter of minutes.

Go on, C. We all know you are posting here. Share pics or new stories with us.

I can answer this, user.

No.

>ssshhhhhhh

fpbp

Come on, at least more stories.

Are you okay? Do you have new projects?

I had Chloe Bennet a couple years ago. Met her at an Emmy party. We'd met a few times before and we got to chatting, then decided to head out.

Old cheese confirmed

Big if true

>Met her at an Emmy party.
Are you an actor?

Just turning up, haven't read anything yet but I bet it's gonna be glorious!
And just so you know I fucked HRH Elizabeth the 1st.

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Nah, my sister works VFX and invited me along. ABC was celebrating their nominations that year.

is the disney or nick user in here?

Was she wild?

ever been to an after party

Don't be silly, he's too old for that. 16max

...

It was blackmail drunk gang rape if she enjoyed it?
I want to know.

I made sweet innocent love to a 15 year old Christina Ricci

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Fuck hollywood. That's all flashy post production shit for China.

99% of everything people watch that is actually relevant for more than a weekend is not from the hollywood industry.

You wished Johnny!

>years after she was casting couched
>innocent love
I have bad news for you, user.

who was best? story?

all girls get couched

I'm from Bergen County and Tara Reid used to suck the fuck out of my dick when we were teenagers. She was such a dumb spoiled slut, and sucking the dirty dick of some smelly loser really pissed off her dad, so she used to slob on my knob as often as possible; usually at the mall, in the bushes. I didn't shower for weeks at a time at that age, and she would tell me about how much she loved the way my dick and balls smelled as she rubbed them all over her face. She'd get picked up by her dad and give him a big hug was face contact. He had to have smelled my dick on her. It had to have given him a rage boner. Good times.

5years ago you’d be wrong but now you’re right that all the good filmmakers have moved to Netflix

Loud, but not super-wild. Great cocksucker and liked to be on top when I ate her out, but didn't want me playing with her asshole. Let me nut in her and sucked me after.

No, not for any television-related events.

I met Jordyn Jones at a Starbucks in Santa Monica. That’s the end of my story.

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And the most plausible one in the thread.

I met Taylor Swift at an industry thing like ten years ago. She was still "that country girl". We hit it off and wound up spending the night together. She waxes everything from the waist down. Her pussy was like a sweet smooth little baby angel and her butthole was perfect pink little quivering bunny nostril. I ate them both like a man who'd been deprived of food for a month. She came over and over as I ate her perfect little pussy and butthole and told me I gave better head than her girlfriend. "Her GIRLFRIEND", I thought out loud with my words instead of my inner monologue.... She said, "Yeah. I have a girlfriend. All of my songs are about my lesbian relationships". Then I fucked her in the butt and came inside of her. She shat out my jizz onto the hotel bed then went to sleep in the pile. What a fucked up little girl. I guess that's what happens when your parents sell you out to jews at an early age.

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Congrats, dude. Usually, Taylor Swift larpers are retarded as hell, but that's a good story.

I fucked Emily from metric but I couldn't get my dick up

‘Tis a true one

I used to hook up with Katy Perry an awful fucking lot from 2006-2013. That girl sucks the meanest fucking dick ever. That is literally her favorite thing to do; she's literally obsessed with sucking dicks. We would hang out, smoke weed, drink, and then she'd spend an hour or two edging and worshiping my dick and nuts. She also loved having her tits punished and tortured. And loved having her ass pounded as hard as possible. You could feed Katy Perry like five loads of jizz and she'd be begging you for more. That girl fucking LOVES having dick and balls in her mouth.

Fun fact: She fucking HATES niggers, spics, and jews. Despite being completely owned by jews and used up by them, niggers, and the spics she so vehemently hates. We still txt all the time and she tells me about how she had to "accommodate" a group of what she refers to as "filth", be it asian, black, or hispanic. She gets used and gangbanged regularly by industry people and that's what's lead to her serious decrease in mental health. She started out as a Christian singer but her parents sold her soul to jews when she was just a child. Her whole life has been fucked up by jews ever since. Jews are fucking evil, dude. Like, seriously. If there ever such a thing as real, genuine evil, it would be the jewish people as a whole.

>Girl walks up to me at a party, hugs me and says "You're a doll".
>Talk for a couple minutes.
>She walks away to talk to some other people
>Friend looks at me and says "Do you know who that is"
>"Who?"
>"That's Marilyn Chambers"
>Went to get a drink 1/2 hour later.
>She walks up next to me and whispers in my ear "I meant that. You're a real doll"
>Talked for a while longer
>"Could you give me a ride back to my hotel?"
>"Um..Yeah....Sure"
>Stopped for coffee and a doughnut on the way.
>"Would you like to come up for a drink?"
>"Um...OK"
>"I'm gonna go change"
>Comes out in a see through nightgown.
>Spent the night fucking and ordering room service.

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all the taylor swift larpers in this thread... predictable

nika harper, back when she was hot

Lies and slander. The dude who fucked her in the butt and then watched her shit it out and sleep in it was clearly not a predictable story. I, strangely enough, actually believe that guy because the story is so fucked up that it's probably true. That dude, in real life, fucked Taylor Swift in the butt and then watched her shit out his cum and go to sleep on the pile of shit and cum. That actually happened in real life. And if you say it didn't then you're a fagot jew who's been kicked out of 100 countries.

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