ITT: Describe a video game as poorly as possible and anons guess what it is. I'll start:

Nope

Its 8:58 am in a government laboratory called "Black Mesa" in Arizona. You play as a theoretical physicist named Gordon Freeman. You enter a test chamber to perform an experiment but the experiment goes wrong and you accidently bring aliens through portals from another dimension. The aliens start killing eveybody so the government sends in soldiers to kill all the aliens and also any human witnesses still left alive. You must fight, shoot and think your way to make it out of Black Mesa alive.

Dark Souls?

>boom
>bad guys
>Military bad guys too
>go off and kill fetus

Hmmmm bad dudes?

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Kirby: Dream Land

I was thinking Bayonetta until you said kids game. Now I'm drawing a blank.

>it's probably not a problem. probably

Niggers break out of jail and travel through time, u have to catch them

Ape Escape

Oh, you son of a bitch. That's right.
You are very smart and I am pretty dumb

> some guys roll up to steal some shit belonging to some buddies of yours
> you start killing them by the literal hundreds using sheer HUMANITY FUCK YEAH and TACTICAL GENIUS
> turns out the guys that started wrecking shit in the first place were tricked into doing so by some other dick heads
> doesn't fucking matter, you keep killing them regardless
> also, you don't afraid of anything

time splitters?

Call of Duty?

civilization 5

Fetus makes me think Earthbound

It's an older series, going back to the GBC, but has iterations released on current systems

It's a lesser known series

Good try, but not the answer I'm looking for.

Not even close

truck helicopter murder spree

Far Cry 2

weeaboo guy fights other weaboo guys and theres fish

SNK?

>need to save the galaxy from ancient evil
>instead collect gas and rocks on a planet billions of miles away

Mass Effect 2

fits
but not the game I was thinking of

> you lose your house
> your buddy loses some important stuff too
> most of your friends are gone
> an old acquaintance shows up to wreck your shit and follows you around through the whole damn game cause you pushed him off awhile back
> your kids a disrespectful piece of shit who you try to best some sense into but he jacks your ride and takes off

I'm thinking Spore Space Stage or No Mans Sky

Nope.

Sekiro

Yeah, any Mass Effect really

nope

battletoads

Couple of dudes get some more dudes to fight over some dirt

Breath of Fire III as told from the perspective of Teepo?

wrong, dumbass

Alright well I'm drawing a fucking blank

Nope

I'm sorry papa please don't use the wooden spoon again

your clone has a crisis

I'll give you a couple hints;

It's a side scrolled
It's very colorful
Theres a transformation mechanic
Pretty awesome sound track

>take the fall for your friend's screwup and have to fight against him later

You return to your home after years and get thrown all across the map untill you return home again and kill a cop

Galak-Z?

Winner! Glad someone itt is old enough to know. Just a tidbit: it was the first ps game that required the dual shock controller

Come on, San Andreas.

Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter

Hell yeah, I 'member those days. Revolutionary at the time.

GTA V

Still no.

Last hint;

You're a fucking genie

Hold up, Shantae Half Genie series?

Nope.

I should say, that this is a really really bad description of the game, and takes quite a few liberties with the descriptions of events and characters

No, but Dragon is in this game's title in some regions.

Yup, finally

For the record guessed this before I saw the last hint

Good for you

Uhh, Dragon Quest 8?

Additional hint:
>break sword on a faggot's face
>whoops, looks like it was important

> super cute pixelated artsy graphics

> kind of endearing concept for the story

> fun little gameplay mechanics

> you can also perform what could be considered acts of crimes against nature/humanity

Degrees of Lewdity?

>constantly have to choose between supporting big business and big religion
>turns out they're the same
>then Jesus comes back to finish what he started

No.

Think Harvest Moon, but kinda fucked up

>Man with PTSD needs to save a princess.
>Turns out he was sabotaging himself the whole time.
>Takes a long bath to forget the whole ordeal.

Rune factory?

Witcher?

Stardew Valley wasn't all that fucked up, so I'm at a loss.

I'll give you one last hint
>it takes place in Japan

Graveyard Keeper

Braid

I would say Double Dragon, but I honestly don't remember where that takes place. You've stumped me.

nope

You're a plucky little guy who fights monsters with his friend. Oh, and you have a cup for a head.

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>your a frog
>bounty hunter
>cowboys

Same as

>Commit heinous act
>Try to atone
>Instead of seeing you're pensive the people you're working with decide to give you the runaround every time
>Fuckit.jpeg kill them instead
>Oh big fucking surprise that this isn't going their all you had to do was get rid of the memories but you all wanted to be some mystical cucks

Yakuza 1, which is titled Like a Dragon in Japan.

YEP Damn that other guy was really vague

>Guy goes to work every day.
>Some asshole tries to get one over on him every day.
>Takes in his neice.
>Entire family dies.
>Loses his job

My turn :
>Rods, they are falling from the sky !
>Don't care, I have an old bud to kill. He's tought, tho.

Papers, Please?

Correct

>You're a prisoner
>Then you turn out to be the best wizard of the land
>But you find out the thief in you is much more able to kill those ancient bats

seems like skyrim

>Oh, hello Ryo!
>I'm looking for someone who knows about chinese people.

Too easy ? You win

yeah prisoner is the huge giveaway for TES

At first, I wanted to try with :
"Do not kneel on arrows !"

Git gud cthulhu

>git gud cthulhu

FTFY

Press button to do the thing.

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Fallout 3

save the world by beating aliens in a board game

Soul reaver

FF8?

Silkworm

All good guesses, but still not what I'm looking for.
Also, Squall's gunblade isn't THAT important.
>Zell, Selphie, Quistis masterrace party

You play a game that has a variety of different operators, but in reality, there are only 2 that you always play

You know I've never used that mix up, imma try that tomorrow

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Silent hill 2 (in water ending)

Renzokuken with Lionheart finisher is crazy damage, but so is a proper Duel or The End, and Shockwave Pulsar isn't bad if you don't mind the animation time (I keep Quistis around mostly because I'm hot for teacher).

I wasn't hot for her 10 years ago but as an adult I am. Shes definitely top choice

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I remember playing it when it came out, Elone was cute but Quistis was, is, and always will be best grill. Rinoa is just a stuck up bitch.
>Selphie gets honorable mentions

TES IV: Oblivion

>be edge lord
>run errands
>no reflection
>boom

VTM:BL

Yep. Law now states that you have to reinstall

I've done that like three fucking times because of these threads, or underrated game threads.

Some games are just worth it.

if you are a ledditor soyboy, it makes you cry, but it's shitty game because it's just a prototype of a better one

Threads getting on and I'm unsure how long it'll be up, and I honestly doubt anyone is going to get it:
Breath of Fire IV

Dammit. Obvious when you say it.feel dumb

No Man's Sky

>be schoolgirl
>shit happens
>let's do the time warp again
>shit happens differently

Yeah, I tend to pull games from earlier generations, mostly Playstation 1 era, that were semi-popular in their time, didn't leave massive impacts (like FF7).

Life is Strange? I've honestly never played it, just shooting wildly into the darkness.

That's a damn good shot, are you a sniper?
Correct

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Slavic soldier wants to bang some chicks in a mansion

that was quick

>level up
>farm farm farm
>level up
>farm for eternity for 0.01% item drops

Garrett the Master Thief is my spirit animal.

Warframe.

>be kinda furry
>Your crush is kill
>Furry goes on rampage or hard sherlock mode
>Plot twist: crush isnt kill

Applicable, but no.

Diablo, or possibly wow. Eh, it's the blizzard model

Path Of Exile?

Half-life

Nooope

> Rats
> Rats everywhere
> Control rats
> More rats
> Bigger rats
> Win.

witcher 3

Maplestory?

Dishonored?

Getting warmer, but not quite on the money.

animal with an inflation fetish saves the world

No but good guess.

stardew valley

Katamari Damacy?

Also not this.

Same user here. Important mention is that you can do more in the game.

Terraria?

>kill terrorists
>get banned for typing gay into chat

Colder, it's an older game.

Magic the Gathering?

>I see dead people
>click
>dead people gone
>hands girl bad touch
>click more
>win

No. But this is more towards the right direction then Dishonored.

Bioshock

Nope

Last of Us?

hunger games but without the love story and teenage drama, but still somehow worse because more preteens and dancing

Runescape?

Resident evil 4?

NICE FEET

>be sneaky boi
>Working with qt
>Fat negro boss always complaining that you're to loud at work

Fortnite

So close, and yet not quite there.
>early 2000s

Bioshock Infinite

Nice quads.
> Newerwinter.

>Be a middle manager
>Manage meat popsicles piloting deathbots
>Fight other deathbots
>Hoover up minerals
>Get promoted to VP of deathbots

good guess.

its the same publisher

Jak 2 or 3, I honestly don't remember 90% of either of those anymore.

fuuuuuuck I died again

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Not Neverwinter
Desiring more hints, or do you have more ideas mulling about?

Dark Souls I.

Total war warhammer 2
Skavens?

Nope. It's newer and less action

Bingo

The Legacy of Kain on ps1

>wake up one morning, do boring family shit
>Allah ackbar x1000
>next thing you know your in the future
>help a black dude, a group of futuristic sjws or tin can men
>the end

>fly spaceship
>pew pew
>use the force
>not star wars
>lots of dicks

>Heart of Darkness, but also Cthulu

Fallout 4: The Suckening

Prey

Fallout 4

Indeed

Super steroids man in space

fuck other supplies,just buy as much ammo as possible for hunting

Bloodborne

DOOM

Fallout 3

Oregon Trail my nibbuh

Duke nukem

>heading to town
>damn horse rides into a tree
>try to get back on horse, tackle an old lady instead
>try to say hello, point gun at them instead

Serious sam

>Its so fuckin cold
>Everyone is hungry
>Coal, always need more coal

Wrong

Red dead redemption 2

Last weekend?

good work

lel Frostpunk.

Yep

1.so they're fire dudes and kill them all and kill the first fire dude
2.wake in up in a e.r. monsters rome da streets and you have to kill them
3.wake up from a thousand year slumber demons kill people on mars

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Nope

All wrong but damn those all fit the bill

Bet

yea
nope

UN peacekeepers versus goatee Serbian Jesus

The original Doom trilogy.

silent hill 1

Destroy all humans?

>the fuck happened
>why did i killed this guy, i don't even know what he did
>everyone tells you are going to rule the whole shit
>you rule the whole shit
>game ends

Halo: Combat Evolved

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Fable 3

and yea 3 ans
btw they're all different

X com ufo defense

>get rekt in battle
>become a cyborg
>go beast mode on those dirty sandniggers
>another team of cyborgs go rogue
>hunt them down
>read their minds, contract virtual aids
>end up in fucking siberia wandering around
>old guy keeps talking to you
>cure virtual aids
>the end

>RED PACMAN
no1 has ever guessed it
losers

>nigger simulator

Cool spot

that would be underwater spaceniggers

Dude wakes up after long slumber only to find out what he had done in the past is undone

oh wait a sec 2 was underwater

NO

#2 is one of the Resident Evils, #1 I have no idea if it's not Doom 1.

Fallout 4?

Deus ex?

It's postal 2 dumbass

Mrs. Pacman

No

Dead Space 2

> you could do what you're supposed to do
> or you could fuck with the British narrator

NieR: Automata? I honestly have no idea, I haven't played it.

Bad rats 2 dumbass

Cod or mgs. Either way the one where u play a cyborg. Can't remember which one is which

Nope

You got the franchise but not the game

shes not even red, FOOL

You're on your mom's luxurious cruise ship but all her employees try to kill you.

Lineage 2

stanley parabel

Spec Ops?

Angry birds starwars 2 dumbass

Yup

hello: space?

Going for cod bo 3
2nd guess is phantom pain?
Didnt played both tho

Closest guess so far.
Additional hint:
>Asian developers and publishers

Mgs 5

Yep, BO3

Dawn of war

Graveyard keeper

>you steal a bunch of cars in Miami and wear a Hawaiian shirt

>fly back to ancestral homeland.
>start murdering all the local wildlife
>some cunts seem to have gotten there before you.
>murder them too.
>find some blue shit on the ground.
>roll around in it.
>go hunt the biggest game on the planet.
>you and your blue stuff fly the fuck back home.

lance vance dance

You want us to think Hotline Miami, but I'll say Bible Adventures 3

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Diaz I've come to take over the business!

gta 5

>you're Asian
>there are aliens

Nothing more satisfying than watching Olympus fall at your hands. Expect maybe the very first time I killed the Hydra. Shit blew my mind when I was a kid.

Depressing af game where even your characters commit suicide due to how depressing it is.

GTA VC

Persona 3

Darkest dungeon

> be human
> have a brain scan
> wake up in an underwater station
> half-robot half-human zombie-ish corpses creeping around
> you're a robot yourself

WatchDogs

Correct

Soma

Who the fuck even plays games like this? Must be one real sad cunt.

Metal gear?

This War of Mine

Spiderman

...

Noone even tried

Nope

F.E.A.R

> run around collecting items
> bad guys chase you
> can't kill bad guys until you find a special item
> when you find that item, it quits working after a while, whether you use it to kill bad guys or not
> in some versions, the bad guys follow a predictable path, so you can actually avoid them for quite a long time if you want to

>Beardfag
>Got an oil rig on steroids
>Mini beaner needs help
>Other not-so-mini beaner needs help
>Oh god the rape
>Oh god my oil rig
>Oh god me

Mass effect or maybe dead space?

pacman

Nope

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> 3D game
> run into things at high speed to score
> an unseen force is always pushing you to one side of the playing area
> if it pushes you too far, you enter a black hole and lose a life

Mgs2?

A winrar is you

Nope 2d

Try this;
> guy sets off with girl to get her killed
> saves the girl

Going to bed, so I'll just reveal it:
Ragnarok Online

you're a dude trying to help the government kill some guys but you don't want to help them

Got it

Alpha Protocol

Rainbow Six Siege

Yes

Nope. It's an older game than far cry 3

No, but very close

Sims

Warhammer dark omen.

You play a corporate shill who decides the fate of hundreds of people each day as you try and scrape together enough money to live.

Still no but very close.

It is part of the 40k universe

Ground Zeros?

Dawn of war winter assault

>Brazil
>Organ harvesting
>Alcoholism

My real life isn't a video game, user.

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10 points to griffindor

>I'ma travel in time go save the world
>oh shit, some randoms ass frog is stealing my spotlight
>the frog was the real hero
>chucked by a frog, fuck he's so cool tho

Cucked*

Chrono trigger

Winwinwin