When you're too ugly to get laid so you just drink and observe the world clownworld itself into oblivion and you lmao

>When you're too ugly to get laid so you just drink and observe the world clownworld itself into oblivion and you lmao
Or AKA g/fur

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You'd have to be extremely fucking ugly to not get laid if you're gay my dude, put yourself out there

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Are they all over 40?

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Ive tried for 12 years. All those hundreds of people in person and online thought I wasnt hot enough to sex.

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This
I had a fucking atrocious coworker that could get some amazing femboys weekly

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Ouch... True about the world though...

Also true. Getting dick is easy! Especially if you lower your porn-inflated standards to someone realistic!

Bullshit. Post pics! You're probably hotter than you give yourself credit for!

OKC Biker here, still looking for Shy user from earlier. Gotta come out and mingle, bro!

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Dash already posted my face pics. No one thought anything of me.

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Try again! And never quit trying! You don't lose when you fail, you lose when you give up! Come on, show me that pretty face! If nothing else, I could recommend a hairstyle or something to help bring out your personality! :)

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Sure, gimme your discord.

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some of them, most of them look like 25-30.

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You can't post them here? Okay... Just one thing... On a scale of 1-10, how likely am I to regret posting my discord on this site? Ready and willing to do so, but we all know about the trolls...

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I like like a 27yo boomer, you gonna accuse me too?

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bye everyone, heading to work.

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make a quick throwaway if u dont wanna risk anything

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have a good day/!

Talnali#5322

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Wait a minute... The most they can do is spam me with requests... Here.

Lance9231 #8007

Any other gay/furry anons who want a friend, consider the invitation open.

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No space after the name, though. Still getting used to how this Discord shit works.

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God damn it nibi just eat rat poison and get it over with.

Friend request sent!

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Leme fuck someone first and ill do it.

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I'm way too antisocial to make a discord myself, i just hard lurk these threads :)

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Why not? It's like any other IM, you don't have to talk/respond in any different manner than on here!

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You wouldn't want me as a friend, user.

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not sure, kinda just dropped my social life once i became self sufficient, guess i could make on rn

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you're the worst friend ever

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Really? Why not?

Now that I have remembered that Discord is a thing, I want all you glorious gay bastards on there!

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I had another friend once, he's dead now.

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Because I am a bad person to be around.

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We can be bad influences together then :3

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"Why would anyone reject you"
You tell me.

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damn :c

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How so? I had an (I think ex) serial killer as a pal once, and we ate lunch while he regaled me of the tales of his gory exploits. And my best friend wants to conquer/end the world. Think you're bad? Fucking try me. ;)

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Well, alright then. What was your thing again?

Right? Are you ready for the water wars?

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I doubt that you knew an actual serial murderer. I have several people in my life that want to destroy everything.

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i hate water ugh fine ok i am ready

The wars that will be fought over water when climate change destroys everything.

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Dude was fresh out of prison, reduced sentence from a plea deal. Killed an FBI agent's son, among others while locked up. Told me all about it, how he bled out while crying like a bitch.

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Fencing goods, setting people up, stuff that doesnt involve me putting a face out there ya know?

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Life goals there. Will you eat it while fucking?

Reduced sentence from a plea deal on a murder? No no no, that's all wrong. They don't reduce the sentence on murders, at least not like that. And if you kill people in prison they tack on extra years/deny parole, unless they can prove it, which means you get charged and put on trial for the murders. Your friend sounds like a braggart.

Your discord thing, or was that someone else?

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Well shit... Maybe not then. Still, what makes you think you are so bad that you don't need/deserve a good friend?

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Sure I will!

I have a sickness inside me that demands I eat fresh livers to obtain the souls contained within.

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Between your pics and your subject matter, you almost sound like an edgelord. What's wrong? Are you lonely? Would a hug help?

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Not edgy, just a bit peculiar. I only post these because I like Peter Lorre. He's one of my favorites.

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Just want to let you know that I love seeing Peter Lorre pop up in these threads.

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He certainly is fun to watch.

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Gib me your butt.

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I bought this weird little lighter the other day that's like, a mini grill lighter. And it's actually really nice for a three dollar lighter.

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I only listen to dash and james

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I've been molested by males and females several times, fems would grab or spank my ass, dudes would mostly rub my leg close to my crotch. Once woke up to a friend playing with my nipples. I've also been invited to a mfm threesome, which i declined, all this without ever even trying in the slightest to get laid, if i can do it y'all can as well.

I'm still in our discord convo looking to keep chatting.

Same poster as ? I don't have namesync, remember?

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Shut up faggot, you're lucky'Most of us necer ger sex wgatsiecer'

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You still there? Hello?

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Nibi's drunk now.

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Just get good and you'll get laid, i'm the most fat autistic faggot ever and i'm still 90% sure i vould get laid within a week of i tried

So am I. Is Nibi the one I've been trying to get ahold of? Me being the guy trying to talk to this guy? AGAIN, I don't have namesync, so I'm flying blind here on Yea Forums. Whoever can, let the one who goes by Talnali on Discord know that I'm trying to talk to him. Resistance is futile. You will be snuggled. And no, I'm not playing.

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Am I alone in the thread now? I guess it is late... But I've got another hour and a half before I go to bed!

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Nibi doesn't use NS for anything other than blocking people, so people can't block him. He's the one complaining about how he can't have sex.

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So, he's the one I'm trying to get across to. Well, I offered to have sex with him if we are close enough geographically to make it happen. What's his deal? Why is he so hostile and self-sabotaging? I wanna help him!

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He's either mentally ill or denying himself sex is his fetish.

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Considering the rest of our convo, I'm gonna guess mentally ill. Poor guy... I thought I was fucked up, but holy hell... He needs someone he can trust, someone to love him unconditionally. I'm worried about him...

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I stopped giving a shit about him. Its been years of the same shit.

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I want to help him not kill himself or someone else! Any hope in this objective?

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Nope, I've been trying to help him as long as we've both been here, since 2012. I'm still nice to him anyway because everyone needs a friend.

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Well, I'm gonna bombard him with happy friendly shit on discord sometimes.

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I like this pic.

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I really need to get fucked.

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Me too...

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this ones my favorite

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Post your butt.

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Haha its not a sfur

No, it is a cute boi that I would fuck hard and sensually.

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I must sleep. Good night my gay furry friends.

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Night.