What's some good shit to write in a suicide note user?

What's some good shit to write in a suicide note user?

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"Later virgins"

Leave a piece of paper that says

>I'm free

They'll blame themselves
They look for answers and blame others
Perfection

Youre a monster

Just create a weird conspiracy theory.

Andy Warhol painted those cans of soup for me personally before I was born. He meant it as a commentary on aborting children before they're conceived through ESP. I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME AND WE LOOP SHORTLY.

I DIDNT REALLY DIE: I AM NOW AN ELK.

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

It's always nice to add a "in accordance with the prophecy"

but seriously, before you slip this mortal coil spend 5 days volunteering in a soup kitchen or giving your shit to the homeless. It's a way cooler story.

Throw in some shit about Wikileaks and A Russian agent named Whakov.

Maybe put some of those strings on a map on your wall and have them all lead to Tintin.

Tell these also it was either this, or you'd make Cho look like a faggot.

Traps are gay

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"Subscribe to Pewdiepie"

print pic related out and tape it to your body before blowing your head off

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"IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I BLAME YOU, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT"

traps aren't gay as long as you don't suck it's dick

a way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

I'll be back soon, gone to scout ahead.

Blame the jews for all the shit that is wrong in your life.

This this so much this.

Write it on that bald opossum.

is this that dk64 boss?

100 bannans per character my ass.

Dear god is that you? It's me Margret.

Something along the lines of
>GOD LEFT ME UNFINSHED

some kind of treasure map that leads to a bullshit treasure.

the only thing in my suicide note is information on how to get my college loans discharged in the event of my death, idk if that's helpful to you

I told you I was sick.

did you know that possums are sabertooth descendants user?

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