bitch sister sleeps on the couch every night and refuses to sleep in bed for whatever reason. What should i do to annoy her?
inb4 "rape her"
Bitch sister sleeps on the couch every night and refuses to sleep in bed for whatever reason...
Zachary Perry
Juan Wright
Well clearly, you rape her.
/thread
Wyatt Green
Yeah, stick it in her
Zachary Martin
Stick downstairs in the "living room" and live.
Watch TV loud, play games, just be your autistic self. That should be enough.
Anthony Sanders
honestly just vacuum a shit ton, its loud and it gets shit cleaned.
Dominic Reed
First before wasting time determine if this effects you in any way, if yes put poison oak on the bottom side of cushions and flip them over before bed, if no kys for giving a shit where people sleep.
Brandon Sanchez
it doesnt really effect me but it just pisses me off how retarded her explanation is. she says she doesn't want to go to bed because then shell fall asleep for the night but then she falls asleep on the couch anyways and then eventually goes to bed. she does retarded nonsensical shit like this on a daily basis.
Aaron Morales
she wants to fukk
Dominic Green
doesnt effect you so kys for giving a shit
Evan Lewis
Jerk off in your hand. Suck it up into a turkey baster. Inject it into her vag.
Ryder Howard
When she's asleep just jack off and blow your load on her soles. Do this repeatedly until she stops sleeping on the couch. Pretty easy plan man.
John Turner
idk, i don't see how it's a problem. Steal her bed and add it to yours to make a superbed
Adam Fisher
The proper solution
Grayson Ross
I'm with superbed.
Jason Jones
My first impulse would be to talk to her about her problems and see if I could help her get over her fear of beds.
Levi Myers
superbed is the only solution, make it so
Jackson Lee
If she does that tonight, get some creeps of her
Jeremiah Kelly
Punch the cunt in the face with a Chrysler and burn the place to the fucking ground, son.
They all fucking suck and you know it.
Make a sandwich from her inner thigh and eat it while blasting her with a pressure washer. Fuck I'm high. Fuck you. Gods got sandals.
Jayden Walker
vacuum right in front of the couch
Dominic Diaz
roll
Christopher Gutierrez
meth
not even once kids
Joshua Rogers
Sleep on the couch before she does, claim your territory beta.
Nathaniel Green
I want a superbed. Will it save my nights and get me a gf?
Adrian Evans
no but it'll piss off your sister