Sexual deviance version: lay it all out

Jerked off in gas think of my exmy ex burning to death

Thanks for the advice, but I'll pass

I am in a 25+ marriage to a good woman. I love sex with her, but go to massage parlors every chance I get, on trips out of town. Also strip clubs. If she has any idea, she keeps it to herself.

I also have my own tools for solo buttplay. I like fucking with my prostate. She knows and pretends it isn't happening.

I was in a loli thread that argued if sex with kids is okay if they consent and you don't hurt them. I'm a pedo and I don't feel like arguing anymore cuz I'm stubborn because of life experiences

any tips on massage parlors? I wanna start doing this

If I was asked at 8 what I want to do for a living, I'd have said garbageman.

Thankfully the world isn't run by morons who think kids can "consent", so I don't have to spend the rest of my life living with a "decision" I made when I was fucking 8 years old.

shit dude, I wanted to be an astronaut

how'd they get her full name?

this sounds kind of hot but feel like it could backfire so hard

My wife and I had to move in with her parents when our house was burnt down to a crisp.

Her mom isn't super attractive, but she has massive tits and a big ass.

Anyways, I used to get up at night and have a cig and she'd leave her door wide open. I'd always walk by and she'd be laying naked on the bed. Some nights her ass and pussy was facing me, other nights it was spread eagle. I never dared venture into the room, but I always rubbed one out in the bathroom after I saw that.

I regularly fuck the brides of the people I marry.

>Minister

I am going to ask my mom on Saturday if she wants to fuck. Just straight up.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Nice copypasta faggot

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I used to put a glass to the wall and listen to my stepdad go to town on my stepsister in the next bedroom while furiously jerking off.

stepdad/stepsister situations takes it to another level, but used to listen to my brother have sex with his gf

Do you use Kik? And have a picture of your mother-in-law? If so, Kik me at LittleHhoptie and let's see what we can do about getting more pics of her.

Had sex with my bosses sister at a new years party. Not only did it get me promoted I kept my job while people were getting laid off around me.

I still want to find a suicidal girl and keep her as a pet. Somebody with no ties, no family, a loner that nobody will miss.

Love to molest my wife while she sleeps. Constantly using her hand to jack off or pulling her tits out of her nightgown to take pictures. Have shared them with a few.

I took pictures i acquired of one of my best friends wife and posted them here for years. Set up a situation with a guy to get her to cheat on him. She met up with him and he ended up white knighting and showed her everything on the archives, so she slept with him out of revenge. Now they are getting a divorce because she thinks her husband did it all. Now I'm just waiting for an opportunity to take her out on the guise of being a sympathetic ear, so I can get her drunk and fuck her.

No regrets at all.

I have done something similar but haven't stepped it up to the blackmail part yet. I want to though.

Legend

in less than a day after my friend broke up with his GF I saved a bunch of her social media pics and jacked off to them every day for a week after

Just know I have kids in that age range. If you touched them i would kill you with acid and a belt sander.

I don't think it will help curb your urges but I'd do it.

Damn, Humpty. You da shit....

You typing that Waste of energy
Me typing this was a waste of energy

You forgot to mention whether or not she knows.

>parents don't like pedos
We know. You're not special.

I lost my virginity to a stripper also my first kiss. And my first blowjob.

Initially, I gave her name to user on Kik then told him he could post it. He enjoyed outing her and I enjoyed watching it happen.

She knows her nudes got out, but doesn't know it was me.

p-a?

I've posted this confession more than once. It's my own original story.

But I am ... And you are trying to steal my magic box

youll burn her with that gas?

I shared every single pic of my gf to some random guy online (nudes, selfies, random videos) and included all her info along with it (full name, address, social media) as far as I know he hasn’t spread anything of hers but he has forced me to do shit, if not then everything goes out

I am a married white guy who dreams of being a cuck, yet would never let my wife do it. I have hired prostitutes and had them make fun of my 5.5" while I fucked them, and love sph, but I ultimately want to hire an escort and have them fuck bbcs

Am I the first legitimate, unironic pedo to post in this thread?

Ok so well I have been masturbating since like 10 and I am almost into all types of shit other than gay or furry or gayfurry, I got a Nikon camera I use to snap photos of girls going to school near me, its not a high school if you catch my drift, I repair cellphones and sometimes when my boss isn’t around I’ll make up some billshit excuse to get the girls password before I repair the phone and I’d use the transfer machine to copy all dem photos to my 256 gig flash drive, I’m a perv I am a creep but y’all never would notice this about me if you have seen me interacting socially, by the end of this year I have plans to go to another country for a few weeks meet up with my old friend, it’s not a rich country girls will do anything for $100, someone was murdered for less than 20, im definately going to get some ripe pussy bros

Dont break bro code. If you do, admit it and let him knock you the fuck out for being a bitch.

Jesus fuckin christ dude. When did you get diagnosed as a sociopath?

My best friend's wife has been trying to seduce me for months. My friend has been stuck in a severe depression for close to two years now, with one suicide attempt under his belt.

It's agonizing, because she's going all out, and it's almost impossible to resist.

I love my wife, but I still like to fuck hookers and massage girls occasionally. Wife doesn't care as long as she doesn't hear about it.

Not the poster you're replying to, but find a massage joint that does extras, don't act like a weirdo, and go with the flow. I've posted massage girl greentexts here before.

when I was like 5 I wanted to do power line maintenance - I thought working in a cherrypicker looked like fun

I like most rape, mind control, and sleeping porn

>be me
>be 16 or so
>hang out with friend and his gf a lot
>they fuck like rabbits
>leave used condoms in soda cans
>They trusted me to stay back if they went somewhere
>fished out every condom they ever used
>sucked them all dry
>loved the thought of my friends cum and his gfs juices inside of me
>nobody ever found out
>feelsgoodman

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>also be me
>brother has fleshlight
>would use when he’d be out of the house
>would always clean it out
>countless edging sessions
>feelsgoodman

Have you ever started fucking a girl while she's sleeping or passed out drunk? I do it to my wife - she likes waking up with a cock in her.

>also be me
>mom has large rubber dildo
>would fuck my ass with it deep
>gape my hole wide
>feelsgoodman

haha I'm satan today

well...you all will say fake and gay but it's real

>death puzzle games are real
like the movie ones
-Escape Room
-Would You Rather
>some of the real killers are in the movies

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Did something similar.
>Be me
>Be 16
>Have "friend"
>More like a random guy I know
>Hang out with him because he pays for weed but is scared of dealers
>He pays for the weed, I get it from a dealer
>Basically he's a pathetic beta faggot but pretends to be alpha
>Look down on him all the time
>Get to know his gf
>Sweet girl. Decent looks and a great personality
>Good chemistry from the beginning
>I like her, she likes me
>beta guy secretly texts with other girls
>beta guy treats his gf Iike shit
>humiliates her in front of me
>She still loves him
>Decide he doesn't need her anymore
>Get drunk with guy
>Get him blackout drunk
>Tell him next day the 10/10 qt he made out with was super hot
>10/10 obviously doesn't exist
>Make Facebook fake account for 10/10 qt pi
>Send him nudes I got on the internet
>He sends nudes back
>Sext with him for a while
>Get him to talk trash about his grades and how he doesn't love her
>Give his gf a hint
>They break up
>Break up was pretty nasty
>She gets depression
>Talking to her isn't fun anymore
>All she does is watching TV and sleeping
>She got boring af
>Lose interest
>Stop talking to her

dont cut yourself on those edges

>I’m falling in love with my 17 year old coworker I fucked the other day
>she’s a whore
>mfw

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lol imma win this shit

>I just sent the first message to someone in an rp in which I'm myself and they're Anna Kendrick. Anna's in a pediatrician's office, making videos on taking care of babies. I go in to use the bathroom on a whim, have to sign-in (it's actually a contract) and am taken in to be their "baby" to demonstrate on.

ezpz
I'm actually hella excited for this RP, kinkshame me all you want idc i'm not ashamed

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is that fuckin ifunny

i used to go on omegle and jerk off to all the guys with their cocks out. one time i showed a guy my ass, he came all over the camera

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When my nephew stays with me I let him shower with me and my gf

even when she's on her period? my wife doesn't want our sons to see her in the shower when she's on her period - she's worried that they'll get scared off pussy.

I only ever get off to bondage, not sure why but all other kinks and even just sex are not as attractive to me. Maybe I’m a fuckin’ sociopath. Who knows.

Fucking do it mate! I went to visit my mom in January. She recently got a modern hairdo but she is obviously in her hands 50s and straight up told her that when I was a kid and my parents got divorced I wanted to impregnate her and be her husband and I regret ever getting married and should have protected her and god damnit if we didn’t make love at least 4 times a day. I am sure I will make love with her many times a year until she passes. On the flip, she said my dad was bigger and she likes black dudes so I just laid into oral. Damn you dad, even in death you vex me as I cuck you.

i was in one of them

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Masturbated, fucked, got nudes of and finally left with a destroyed reputation
She wasn't a bad person
But, she got a boyfriend and i got angry lol

I started fucking and then married my best friend's mom

for some reason i enjoy hurting my gf, every time we fuck i have to think that she's hating every second so i can cum, last time i asked her if she wanted to role play as if i was raping her and she agreed and we both came so fast and so hard. with my previous gfs i didnt have this problem, i'd cum without thinking too much, but for my current one i have to be thinking that i'm hurting her somehow to actually cum

>Be me, 16yo, male, in unfinished but 90's-00's furnished basement in my moms house in Chicago.
>Playing Oblivion on x-box 360 with my best friend Paul sitting on the couch behind me.
>We are shooting the shit on which races are more attractive.
>I straight up hear the unmistakable sound of fapping behind me.
>Turn around.
>Me: "Dude!"
>Paul has an 7 inch cock at 17yo, hes a fucking italian-irish stalion. Uncircumcised.
>I am an irish-germanic ginger and at the time I was fat to the point that my stomach covered my penis which was only 2.5 inches at the time.
> Paul: smiles "what? I do whatever I want."
> I am watching in a wrapt horror and arousal.
>At some point I pull down my sweat pants and
start to masturbate to Paul masturbating.
>He gets up from the futon and presses on my head forcing me off balance and splayed on the concrete floor trying to catch myself.
>In the light of the TV I can see his face and cock head are flush with blood which is pressed between his fingers as he strokes out the THICKEST cum I have ever seen in my life.
>His body shudders a bit as my cock basically disappears under the mass of his cum.
>Paul sits down and tells me to finish using his cum as lube.

He straight up used me for the next 3 years and I was fortunate enough to find a wife who's key fetish of me being fucked by her friends and (once or twice) her brother.

How did you approach her for nudes? Was she selling already?

I'm in a relationship with a girl I have loved for year. It is like a dream come true. The relationship is going really well and by the looks of it, we will have a future together.

I have also always been really interested in experimenting with guys. I started getting paranoid over the thought that I will probably never be able to if this relationship becomes a success. I have been thinking of guys a lot and even think of men when I have sex with her. I don't know how to stop these thoughts but also don't want to cheat on my girl to get these urges out of the way.

What do?

Are you a cuckold now?

TELL HER! I am fucking serious. If I hadnt told my wife of my fetishes we wouldnt have worked.

We haven't ever done it, timing has never lined up. Never really thought about it until now. Probably wouldn't though.

I do laundry for my girlfriend an myself when she is at work. My gf's pussy always leaves a little bit of residue in her panties. Every week, I scrape as much of it off each of her panties as I can, and I save it in a little film canister. When I get about a teaspoon, I'll put it in my mouth and suck on it until its gone. I try to make it last as long as possible.

I would like to have sex with my girlfriend, but she thinks it's a little to kinky for her taste

I’ll park outside some female friends’ houses and masturbate in my car.

Best nuts I’ve had, ever.

Do you at least freeze it?
I mean that has got to be making you sick if you aren't, otherwise I kind of don't believe you in the least bit

After my friend took a shower after football, i went to the bathroom to take a piss and his underwear was at the bathroom floor, never thought i was going gay that quickly, instantly picked it up and took some deep breaths into it, smelled incredible, i was hard AF. It was kinda moist or sweaty, i came in around 30 seconds.

I don't, and it doesn't. It's basically just dried, kinda powdery mucous when I scrape it off. It usually only takes 2-3 loads to have enough.

I don't really care if you don't believe me.

Dude...

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My SO and I are going to live with some friends later in the fall and we plan on having a house warming party and I desperately want us to have a threesome with one of them.

It is what it is. It started with just sniffing them, but progressed pretty rapidly.

I'm currently locked in a diaper and extremely childish footy pajamas... 26/m and yes it's a fetish...

One of my coworkers left behind her coat in a work truck. Rubbed my cock all over it and left it there until she found it.

>It usually only takes 2-3 loads to have enough
>Tsp
I think one or both of you need to see a doctor

2-3 loads of laundry consisting of 7 pairs of dirty laundry. That's scrapings from 14-21 pairs. It's really not that much.

>Be me
>19yr virgin fag working at a daycare
>Team of 4, One older bitch as the leader, two guys, and the girl I've always had a crush on.
>Girl I've had crush on since highschool breaks up with bf.
>She's into me(9/10 6'1 but awkward and shy/inexperienced)
>fall for her figure and great personality
>Hang out with her a few times
>eventually have an intense makeout session on my bed
>firstmakeout.jpg
>Stops talking to me after.
>Ignores me at work and starts paying attention and flirting with the other male coworker9/10 6'1, great personality but shitty worker
>Coworkers eventually come with hickies on both of their necks.
>Go to upper management, complain about other male coworker being a shitty worker.
>Getsfired.txt
>Female cowroker knows what I did.
>Gives me the cold shoulder.
>She goes on a slut spree
>even think she fucked a nigger
>Whilst still talking to her ex
>3yearslater.avi
>Had a very hard time accepting this and left job
>worked IT and started focusing on school.
>STEM
>Female coworker reaches out
>Wants to meet up
>I agree to get ramen.
>End up making out in car.
>Months of this lead to sex.
>Lost virginity
>Was horrible.
>Sticks with me
>Reluctantly fall for her again.
>FuckNo.gif
>Took MDMA together
>Asked her to be my girl
>She said yes
>MFW I know MDMA is a truth serum.
> Inquire about her past more
>was sexually abused, raped, pregnant by ex aborted it, and relied on sex to feel better and to cope.
>admits to fucking other coworker and trying to hurt me.
>Still date her
>Sex is amazing
>6 months later shit gets hard and she leaves me.
>rekt

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Yeah bro, I ain't gonna repeat myself, but hope yall are both healthy, like genuinely bro

I have a similar story, somehow. I have a big cuck fetiche, but I don't want my wife or friends know about. So I gave private pics to some dudes so they can blackmail her. She is passed around at parties now, I have all the vids, but she doesn't know nothing about the trap, she doesn't know I know everything. Probably poor thing even feels guilty for cheating on me.
I know I will burn on hell, but I fap so much with her orgy/gangbang vids.

I masturbate to friends who are online on IG with my camera open. The thought of them answering with my cock out makes me diamonds.

he is literally the furthest thing from healthy. that story made me salivate and want to puke.

Andere she never ask you how Thema Pics spread ober Thema Internet?

I mean if this person thinks discharge chips are yummy more power to them, but yeah obviously gross or not real
Henceforth he will be known as discharge flakes user

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You didn't use it as a chance to fuck her?

Never diagnosed but i know I am.

Idk man, I don't want her to think I'm gay and not into her, I also don't think she'd let me have sex with a guy so I don't really know what there is to gain by telling her.

That's basically my goal for my wife. I'd love to see her used like that. This is me, btw:

This. A guy made me break up with my gf and then fucked her. This is what alpha guys should do

If you've seen this meme... I have nudes of one of them, and doing a blowjob.

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It's the Brazilian isn't it. Every goddamn time.

Did she show off for him and does he/she like it?

What?

It's wrong yet satisfactory. Hard to explain.

see this:

I once stole my classmates (female) shoes and wanked to the smell about a 1000 times

>be me horny teen, virgin, no success with girls
>also bi curious, devot bastard
>look on the interwebs for dating guy
>45yo guy contacts me
>hey user, want to learn from experienced guy
>whynot.jpeg
>where to meet?
>guys married, does not want me at his home
>me living with my parents
>meet in forest, go completely off the trails
>asks me to undress, I undress
>being completely naked, he's still dressed, me totally exposed, turning me on like hell
>Instant boner
>asks me to get on my knees
>I get on my knees
>pulls out dick
>thick, hairy cock, big gland
>facefucks me
>I gag like a baby, close to puking
>cums in my mouth after 30 seconds, makes me swallow like 3 or 4 times
>looks down at me with sad eyes and leaves me there without saying a word, horny as fuck
>lay down and fap
>cum hard
>dress
>go home
>been addicted to that kind of shit since

tell us about your experiences, LARPing user

She kinda does, she usually tries to give him a good view of her pussy when she washes it, also when she bends over to do her legs. Overall it is a possitive experience for everyone

this is disgusting and pathetic
i am a sad and lonely loser and even i pity you

dude when i saw you mentioned a daycare, i was very afraid of what you might say next.

i bought my wife these bad boys to start dressing her like a stripper when we have sex, she just wore them yesterday and i fucked her real good, but i really wish the chinese factury had a misunderstanding and sent them in my size instead of hers so i could wear them when she's not around

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i fucked my sister, 5 of her friends, and one cousin.

also sucked on another of her friends breasts but she backed off from sex.

0/10

all of it is actually true.

lol

I have a beautiful bbw girlfriend. She often will surprise me with sexy outfits or letting me treat her like a fuck pig. But I treat her like shit and I don't want to be with her but I'm not going to let her leave because the thought of her with someone else pisses me off.
Pic related.

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>beautiful.
>bbw

pick one.

I just fingered a traps butthole in my wife's car in a truck stop parking lot. Used the slits own precum as lube.
Am feeling pretty good about properly nailing the trap later.

> wanna leave her
> doesnt do it bc thought of her fucking someone else is to hard

are you even listening what you are saying ?

I intentionally hurt my gf during sex and make her do shit she hates, I love seeing her cry while she says she loves me, or begging me to stop. I might start filming it and posting it online just to mess her up even more.

0/10

Nope. It's the Mexican. Any interest?

Send me anything. Preferably some fine ass sluts. I'll also accept memes.

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I can't imagine normal intercourse anymore because I'm damaged goods. I'm addicted to the feeling of having full balls, especially when it hurts. I wish there was a way to get constantly severely blue balled.

Boner gone. This is the funniest shit I’ve read on Yea Forums

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>Sexual deviance version

Thank god, browsing Yea Forums last night for the first time in months made me come to terms with the fact that I'm a pedophile and was helping me deal with it.
My story is 2 lines long because of memory loss and denial so I doubt anyone gives a fuck anyways.

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Was it a day or 2 ago and and an user made a greentext that didn't finish about and Asian girl?
If so, do you know if he ever came back to finish it?

Post again please

Also, are the guy with the supposed IQ of 137 or something?

I was in love with a possessive floozy who was always too confused to admit we were in a relationship but at the same time forbid me from sleeping with her flirtatious friend who DM'd me on Instagram 5 weeks ago but I've been afraid to respond because it makes me think of the trauma surrounding that abusive relationship.. I can see the two of them aren't friends anymore and both of us are at a much better point in our lives .. i just can't bring myself to do anything other than fantasize

>I doubt anyone gives a fuck anyways.

do not doubt it. nobody gives a fuck indeed.

Are you afraid she is cheating on you too as revenge?

Well from I've seen the past 48 hours here in 2019 there are quite a few people that can relate.

I wouldn't really call myself a newfag I've been coming here since 07 and the internet in general before then. It's not like I'm making new thread revolving around my crybaby bitching I just feel like user img boards are the only place I can meet people that I can casually relate to without destroying my real life. I already admitted to my best real life friend tonight that I'm a pedophile there really isn't many places to vent about this kind of shit without being vilified.

the first time i noticed that dogs can be sexual creatures i was about 14 or so, and woke up suddenly busting a nut partly because of a wet dream but mostly because my dog had been licking my cock as i slept. this as one might imagine changed my out look on life a substantial amount, at that age i was just starting to think of girls as more then just some people boys were not meant to like, but i digress
it was a rush to feel but a whirlwind is not some thing that you control. i was swept away by my feelings trust, lust, a knowledge that she chose this, did this to make me feel good, how could i push her away as she crawled up the bed next to me. i embraced her held her in my arms and wept, she was beautiful but i knew that others would not see it, to them she would be just a dog nothing more a lesser being.
it strikes me now as i type this i wonder how i could have been so naive in my youth. i trusted people then, when people started asking why i was so happy over the next few days i didnt tell anyone, but you know how friends can be. i confided in them and my trust was misplaced, within a week of them getting the info out of me my parents knew about the incident she was gone and i was set to be sent to a christian boarding school(reeducation center), where every day for the next four years i was told just how horrible a person i was for having love for another for not thinking that conditions of birth should dictate station in life, having to recite scripture at least 3 hours a day, but thats all in the past(23 years in the past) and if the current housing market holds for a little bit longer (at least in my local) i will finaly be able to get my house with a large fenced in yard and live the dream that kept burning in the back of mind, threw all the bad times and the good i never forgot her and unto my dying day i never will.
it can be hard to chase a dream that the world tells you is wrong but dreams never die til the dreamer passes,

My best friends are incest
homiez become drug dealer
just to get chick hooked on coke
i dont get, fuckin your family member
lifes wierd i saw a ufo, its was blue n pulsing

What a heartless cunt. Don't do it user. She's killing your friend.

Lmao whenever I feel down you losers really make me realize how not terrible I am.

yes, show me those politician nudes

kill yourself normie.

She isn't interested in cheating. But I'm not really worried - fair's fair. If she fucks some other dude, as long as she doesn't catch any STIs, doesn't get pregnant, and doesn't get attached, it isn't going to hurt our marriage.

user, user, you don't need a reason to put women in their place.

I.m fucking an ugly 39 yo, allday, since 2 1/2 years. In this time I had the energy to study, work 120% / 55h paid time and also for my resume as a community effort in a programm.
I've spent every dime on Gas to pick her up and bring her home everyday, getting weed and groceries & living in a fucked up flat.
Now I moved, ending my bsc and earning more. Even tough i'm broke, i wouldve never made it so happy and easy without her. But she doesnt know that tough. I know shes a good one, but cant function with power. She,s a nympho and im her satir. The first one, that got me satisfied from time to time. Talking 3/4h sexual healing per day, even lost weight and gained muscles. She,s always coming back for more, even if she can only crawl because of cramps or back pain.

What i wanna say, im amazed how life turned around. after I lost my fionce 4 years ago, fell into depression and spent nearly a year in clinical therapy. Even managed to get and keep friends through work.

In the world of fiction i had a mad crush on my mom during my teens. Would lay naked on bed with hard dick, thinking she'd come in and suck it finally. Grabed her ass and tits in her sleep or made some pics. My dog would lick my balls while my cat watched as i masturbated or browsed Yea Forums. My dad got dementia when i was around 14. Nobody who I loved, loved me back. Much worse, they screamed at me that i was an ugly fat fuck. Life sucked a big one, but all in all its all good now. Now I am 30 and made it thus far. Because im always busy and still fucking i guess my physic, pheromones, walk, everything is different. If i wasnt such a degenerate I could probly fuck alot of different women now, Ill get there eventually.

So as a resume: if your sexuality is fucked up, just get some good old ugly bitch that really needs a hard dick and practice with her. Never tell her you love her, always stay true to your plans and youll get out of that shithole eventually.

has 12 gf when 25.

Aight, dont really post so excuse my autistic story telling
> be me, 16 year old fgt that plays cod on ps3 during free time.
> meet cute girl, lets say her name is Jane.
> we play everyday for hours, talking, joking etc.
Fast forward. learned all about each other and found out she lives in my state like 3 hours away.
> be me, 18, still talk to girl every day, going to college and have car now.
> think, "hey, what if i visit her and surprise her?."
> message the mom, ask her if she would be willing to help me surprise jane and visit. She is actually super cool and helps set up this great plan.
> me and mom keep talking for more than just the visit details.
(1/???)

What do you talk about Barbies and Disney channel? Impress her with your lego building skills?

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had*

>typo.
>S and D next to each other.

(2/??)
>Mom and I keep talking, just generally getting to know each other.
>Very slowely, I push the bounds with flirting.
>Eventually she starts flirting back and we start talking everyday
>We start really hardcore flirting and suggestive pictures to each other
finally its like a month away from my visit time and we push the conversation further, dont have everything saved from our conversations but just some old screenshots I found. We lightly suggest taking this further when I visit. Then she says something about "what about the elephant (im jane's mom etc.) in the room?" (transcribed from pics from here)

> fuck the elephant.
> her: Yeah! Get that sucker out of the way. lmao
> me: :)
> her: what would you do with said proverbial elephant?
> me: well, i guess it depends.
> her: naturally... but in this situation?
> me: what if i told you i find that elephant very sexy ;)?
> her: I could have a field day with that, taken out of context! Really?

As you expect, we start planning out how we could find time alone since her, jane, and her other daughter all live together.
We eventually decide that the first day i come will be a day she says she needs to work overnight (she was a nanny at the time.)...

My wife is boring in bed. She does give head and even anal, but it's too passive and it bores me.
I have been taking secret trips to Colombian and fucking a number of women I meet online or just plain paying for the amazing prostitutes there.
I found one mixed raised woman who is a little chubby but I keep going back to her because she is a monster in bed. She is from Barranquilla and loves to grind. She had been married before and because Colombian men are macho there are things that they won't do. I taught her to rim me, something my wife won't even attempt. My wife is pretty, sexy, has a killer ass, and was practically untouched when I met her. Still, I can't stop from going to Colombia to get freaky with my chubby costena.

I fucked my wife's younger sister.

I want to watch a naked chubby/fat girl eat ice cream or cake with her hands and get it all over herself.

much younger?

(3/3)
The day arrives, i drive out to go see jane's mom and jane of course. Jane's mom and I meet at a hotel, and instantly get in the bed and kiss, and start tearing off each other's clothing. We spend all night fucking, anal, missionary, doggie etc.
Later we realize theirs this really shit tier zebra art on the wall. Like really bad.
anyways
> wake up
> fuck more
> decide to finally meet jane and other daughter.
> i drive to waffle house while jane's mom texts her daughters and says something like "get up! surprise breakfast date! lets go."
> I grab us a table and wait for them.
> have my back to front door
> they awkwardly walk in the direction their mom directed them to toward some guy they dont know
> surprise
> "OMG ITS YOU"
> finally meet jane after laying into her mom.
> through out the next 3 days i stay I sneak in doing things with the mom after she gets home from work.
> during the days jane and i just play games and talk
> jane and I hang out in bed and play playstation
> jane and i are in bed
> jane and I start making out
> jane and I start fucking
> mfw I fuck jane and jane's mom in the same fucking day, in the same fucking house.
> FUCK
> last day, kiss mom while she leaves for work and say goodbyes.
> spend morning with jane fucking and kissing
> I leave
> home
> eventually jane and jane's mom find out years later
> jane's mom is married now
> jane is dating some dude
jane and i are still are in each others lives but pretty estranged. she actually texted me not long ago saying something along the lines of "I never got over you with how we ended, I still have feelings for you but i know i shouldn't. but i should focus on this guy.." etc.
Anyways. thats one of the stories I got.

If you truly cared about that girl you wouldn't be cucking her by fucking her mom.

Global connectivity to everything is so fucking evil, it has potential but humanity isn't ready for it.

5 years younger. Shes 27.

This is a deviance thread, fuck off if you can't deal with fucked up bullshit.

boring. kill yourself normie.

When I was 13 my 16yr sister walked in on me measuring myself with a ruler. Fast forward a week later when our parents were away she came home late at night with her friend after a night of drinking. They both were drunk. I was pretty shy so they knew how to tease me. I was at the computer in the living room playing a computer game. My sister said don't tell Mom or Dad okkk! Her friend walked up to me and said what are you doing? That is when my sister said omg I walked in on my bro measuring his dick last week. Her friend was like omg! Followed by drunkinly saying I want to see!!! That is when my sister started yelling at me to show it. I got super embarrassed. She said now! Or else....when I didn't do it she started chasing me around the room. They both ended up catching me and holding me down. My sister told her friend to hold me while my sister pantsed me. They both were laughing like crazy. She pulled off my pants and underwear. I was completely naked down below. Her friend said omg he barely has hair and he is so small. I want to see it harder. My sister was so eager to please her friend she literally grabbed my dick and stroked it. Get it harder my sister kept saying to me as her friend giggled. After like 30 seconds I had a full on boner. A minute after that I exploded all over myself and her hand. It also shot up like s rocket and hit her face. They were like omg omg...ewww omg wtf....my sister ran to the bathroom to take a shower of all things. Her friend stayed and said I never seen a guy ever do that. She ran off and joined her in the shower. I got dressed. All I could hear is omg what just happened. That was crazy. Ewww omg I can taste it. I decided to mess with them like they messed with me. I walked in and opened the shower curtains. They were oblivious at first so I just stood and watched. It was my first time seeing any girl naked. In an instant I was hard again. Once they turned to see me they screamed omg....wtf get out!!! I saw everything.

Very good point, I'll fuck off and try to find another thread to bitch about shit in.

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I knew the condom was torn. I know every time. And that's not my real name

After yelling at me to leave the 2nd time I decided to leave. They both went to my their room after. My sister drunkingly came out and made sure not one word of this is said to mom and dad. She said she would break my computer if I said anything. The next day it was super awkward. I told my sister after her friend left that she and her friend pretty much sexually assaulted me. She friggin said sorry to me so many times. I remember bits and pieces she said. I gave her all the details and she was so disgusted with herself. She swore off drinking and said I will make it up to you. Please forgive my actions. That is when I worked out the plan for her friend to go down on me or I will tell everyone. The next Friday night she had s sleep over. Her friend came into my room and gave me head. I have kept this a secret ever since. My sister has been nice to me ever since. She helped me pay off my college debt.

Yeah, a deviance thread, not a fucked up thread. Edgy fucking loser.

Okay, was it not sexually deviant though?

Not the point. Some people have limits, and I like to argue.

thats a cute pass time snowflake

Those are essentially the same things retard, I mean I'm a massive deviant but I'm self aware enough to know that the shit other people have done doesn't make the shit I've done any better.

I shouldn't be a hypocritical crybaby bitchboy in threads where it isn't enabled, but you're not being any different

You gay af boy-o

Went home to visit parents for the holidays. I no longer have a room there because parents turned my old room into an office. No big deal, little brother is staying at a friends house for the night so I decided to crash in his room since I’ll be on the couch the next couple of days once he comes home.

Found crusty hand towel between his bed and the wall.

Added my contribution to it and returned it to it’s hiding place.

but thats just it you feel that what you did was a bad thing that not deviant thats fucked up a true deviant does not care, can not care, they are as they are and wish to be nothing else
a predator hunts be it a 12yr or a 60yr
a submissive does as there master tells them
a dominate commands and tells people what to do

I fantasize about doing all sorts of lewd things to this Asian girl I know

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any other blackmail anons

Be more specific

implying any of us care, also congrats, you can read a dictionary

you ever done that shit

Where will it be ?

Possibly. You?

nah

Once, I posted bikini pics of a girl I knew on Yea Forums.

But you wish you could?

yeah

It's not hard to get dirt on someone if you're willing to do the work. I assume you've got someone in mind?

uh huh

I am responsible for the disappearance to 2 women in Florida.

The key is making sure what they stand to lose is worse then what you're blackmailing them to do.

such as

You know where she lives?

who? my girl, yeah

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Just a reminder to my favorite anons that your deviancy could always be worse. . .

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Go through her trash for bank statements and other letters, bills are always good. If you can, get access to her social media accounts, figure out a way to read her texts. If at all possible sniff her internet. You'd be amazed what you'll find

and then what

I spend most of my time being a die-hard conservative on /pol/ while sitting on a dildo.

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Florida is a gold mine. They tend to keep crimes against tourists on the down low.

Depends what you find. Then it's all about letting them know what you know and assuring them you'll keep their secret while you take liberties. Which you can get away with now because of the implications

Well if you're using compromising pictures, releasing them better be a worse fate than whatever you're going to make her do for you. Is she well respected in the community or hold a high social standing? Would those pictures ruin her in some way? If so then she might be willing to submit to what you're trying to get from her. Whether its money, pics and vids, or some kind of favor. She must stand to lose more than you'll gain.

what's the most you've ever got user

wonder where best place to get pictures is

Tell us more. I thought only old people went to Florida

Everything I wanted

elaborate?

Anyone bored and want to chat on wickr? Might have some....sets to share

I used pictures as an example. I'm just saying whatever leverage your using, exposing it must be worse than what you want her to do for you in return. It's natural to choose the lesser of two evils when you're up against a wall and staring down losing something you hold dear.

Nuddd

You ever see Dead Calm? Imagine if her husband never did make it back

What if I want more pics?

I cook meals for my fanily and friends and regularly jack huge loads into thier food. Sit there hard af while they tell me how good dinner is.

hot

Well is the pics you have now enough ti fuck her life up in some way? Yes? Then you can convince because she's already done them before anyway. Start off simple, save everything she sends you. Make them increasingly more depraved. When she steps out of line, show her you mean business.

you speak as if from experience

i lost my virginity to my father.

ghey

Lol maybe ;-)

tell us about it, user

The story has been told many times.

Details. Story time?

nice

I haven't heard it I don't think, and if I have one more won't hurt

2 Canadians

Were you playing or hunting?

sounds like a pretty fucking epic gamer moment

Be 46 married 16 years. Hode cameras and get pics of mother in law wife and step daughter in shower and changing. Beat off furiously to pics all the time. Rub my coxk on mother in laws lips while she's passed out drunk. Allow step daughter to "accidentally" catch me jacking off. Cum in thier shampoo and soap bottles all the time. Had a cookout once and stuck every hotdog up my ass and fed them to fam. Cum in food as well. My cum has been all over and inside all of them multiple times.

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Yes, zero fucks are given on this day.

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JackInTheBoxxx

This guy gets it.

My live-in girlfriend's best friend was staying with us from out of state. She's a 8/10 but always made it clear she didn't care for me. She blamed me for breaking up my GF's previous relationship with some douche they were all pals with. I was cooking dinner and we needed some wine so girlfriend goes to store. Tells me to try and be pleasant to the friend. Sit on couch with the friend and after two seconds of small talk we are making out so fast I can't even explain it. She drops her pants and bends over on the couch in a hurry. I fuck like a beast. Hear GF coming up the hall and we stop. Act like nothing happened but the room kinda reeks. Still GF says nothing. Later that night, friend sleeps on futon. I get out of bed and go over to the futon, whip the covers off and fuck her from behind. She never says a word. I bust a nut and go back to bed. Went on for a year or two. We would be alone for twenty minutes and as long as we knew where my GF was we would just instantly go at it. In the kitchen, behind the shed in the backyard, everywhere. GF turned out to be a cheating whore too and we split a year later. Looking back, there's no way she didn't know what was up. I think she got off on it. Never saw either of them again after we split.

Story?

Thank you, fucking finally a proper btard

>Be me, final year of high school
>Find out girl I know is buying cocaine on the reg from a mutual friend
>Don't think much of it but one night we're alone as a house party
>There's still a few stragglers leaving, I'm waiting to call a taxi
>As small talk bring up our mutual friend, ask if she's getting a good rate
>She literally bursts into tears and starts begging me not to tell her parents
>Grabs my hand and sobs
>I pull her into a hug and say that I'm not planning on telling anyone
>I've been drinking a little so I take a chance and grab her ass
>She doesn't make a fuss so I pull back a little and look in her eyes
>She kisses me
>Kiss her back
>She breaks off and asks me to swear not to tell anyone
>Tell her she's making it worth my while
>Take her by the hand and lead her to her bedroom
>We make out some more on her bed, I feel her up, she doesn't stop me no matter what I do
>Decide to take a chance
>Tell her I want to fuck her
>She asks if I have a condom, I tell her I don't and ask if that's going to be a problem
>She doesn't say anything but doesn't stop me pushing up her party dress and pulling down her panties.
>Once I was inside her she wouldn't look me in the eye so I grabbed her head and made her look right at me
>I don't know for a fact that it was her first time but I like to think it was
>She was in pain, she cried a little. Every time she breathed in she made this little gasping sound and when she breathed out she made a little whine
>I didn't last long and after a few minutes I pushed as deep as I could and came harder and longer than I had ever in my life
>I kissed her and asked her if she had fun, she said it was great, I said I'd call her because I had fun too and I'd love to do it again some time.
I did for a few months after that, she got a lot more into it (or better at pretending). And so a lifelong fetish was born.

Just a golden opportunity, but I'm always looking

I just love the idea of knocking girls up. The thought that any girl I pick up out of town can be turned into a mother by me and her life changed forever is just the hottest thing I can imagine. It's not the same with a rubber on, I can't pretend I'm breeding with that thing on.

What do you do?

Listened through the wall to my roommate having her ass fucked by her boyfriend while they were in the shower. Jerked off right in the hallway imagining it was me filling her tight ass. Almost got caught too.

im happy

I enjoy their fear and terror. The looks on their faces and in their eyes say it all. "OMG I can't believe this is really happening"

Ever eat one?

Im really obsessed with a chick named Miranda I’m always hearing her voice in my head I’m really obsessed with her I heard she’s gonna be moving out when she’s does I’m gonna kill myself bec I can’t live without telling her how I feel my insecurities is eating me alive I have to tell her how I feel but she only wants a Prince Charming or a cute guy I’m sick of appearance I hope she sees this

No, but I do have dolcett type roasting fantasies, minus the eating part lol

Im always getting jealous of guys looking better then me because I know she will say something like who’s that or who is that cutie or some shit like that I’m getting mad of someone that doesn’t care about me I still have faith in her

No sir. Id fuck a toddler in a heartbeat

You should try it next time. All the cool kids eat their victims.
Why not take it into your own hands?

>>You should try it next time. All the cool kids eat their victims.

I'll pass.

The hardest decision was, do I do the older one 1st and make the young watch or do the younger one 1st and make the older one watch. Ultimately I chose the former. I'll never get any credit for it, but it was out of kindness and empathy why chose the way I did.

Like Wolf Creek?

I used to travel for work. Often ended up eating by myself late at night. Kind of a lonely existence but I'd end up talking to a lot of random people. One night eating at the hotel I chatted up a female bodybuilder. She invited me back to her room. Literally the most amazing sex ever (felt like she was going to tear my cock off). Fucked her every day that week. 3 years later in NYC I bumped into her on the street (at this point I was married). Ended up going to dinner with her and she made an excuse to stop back at her hotel room. Once inside she started coming on strong and I actually said "no I'm married". She got angry and a bit violent. Told me I knew what I was doing coming back to her room. Bitch basically started to rape me. Weirdly made my cock super hard and she held me down and fucked my brains out.

>Why not take it into your own hands?
nvm about that I only want to tell her how I feel and my obsession I want her to understand but my insecurities are killing me

I'm not familiar with Wolf Creek, is that a novel or television program?

oh shit. brother in arms? i do this too (but instead of phones it computers/laptops). i work around the world in refineries and venezuela (before the recent crash) and colombia are very nice places to meet up with girls for less than 100 dollars.

How much little?

That's what I meant. Just spit it out

I fantasize a lot about being able to "freeze" people. Every time i see a hot girl i imagine covering her in cum.

IRL i often make my stepdaughters wear my cum inside their underwear, shampoo bottles, of i cum on the snacks they keep in their rooms.
I love blowing my load inside their clean panties, after fapping with it, while looking at the vidz i took of them with my cam. I cleanup after to not get caught but i left some of it every time

Semi-true story of an Australian serial rapist and murderer

I'll have to check it out. The plot summary seems right up my alley.

Story user, for the love of god

Manipulated a depressed tranny into liking my so I can send it dick pics but its getting too depressed to even do anything hot might have to find a new tranny soon

Guy is living the dream. Picks up hitchhikers in the outback where there's no escape. Kills the men, rapes the women until he's bored of them then kills them too. You just can't do that sort of thing in a civilised country.

AS in literal paid for whore or just a turboslut?

The fantasy is much better than the reality...

Are you crazy I can’t do that I’m a pussy XD

Then just fucking kill yourself. You're not using the live you've been given so maybe you best return it

A huge turn on for me is circumcised girl's.

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How’s your LARPing going?

Go fuck yourself I sent her the message fingers crossed anons

Screenshot?

Best ways to find older men without risk of someone I know seeing me on the site/app whatever?

Luckily, I'm fortunate to have access to secluded and private locations to practice my craft. I'm not able to do my thing as often as I wish, but I have patience and don't make fool-hearted mistakes out of nervous excitement.

Nah, you just like bdsm.

What's your usual routine?

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My sister has literally the best ass I've ever seen outside of porn and I'm not even from Alabama.

What's wrong with me Yea Forums?

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She just understands me I can’t even feel pain anymore plus she’s moving out because of my obsession

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You know what you have to do

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You can't say he's your best friend if you can't control yourself.

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Bars are a great spot to start. A lot of tourists like to go to local placed that aren't touristy...lol. The off the beaten path watering holes close to the beaches are usually pretty fruitful. The kind of places with no cameras and nobody wants to know your name.

Or are you referring to something else?

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I’m gonna do it tonight user

And then what?

Is she there now?

She’s next door to my classroom

colombian women are fucking pornstars. well, the ones i've had sex with. i practically come in 30 sec because of the way they move.

Do it now. Before you lose your nerve

Ahhh shit that’s funny