I have a $100 prepaid debit card. Trips decides what i buy (preferably from Amazon)...

rawl

Use it all to order pizza from your local pappa Johns to another local pappa johns

Give it all in tips to a live porn site

final roll

Burn the card

Why the dragon dildos? Why not a fleshlight in the shape of a dog pussy? I'm sure if my mom found that she would 100% disown me.

Look up Male Full Body Mannequin Dress Form Dummy with Arms and Legs on amazon, and get that.

buy something with high resell value so you can save the cash for retirement

Buy me a new 100$ prepaid

Fleshlight. You deserve it user.
Since you probably will never get laid

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go go

Re

Dildos

so close

i'll re-roll that

c'yah

this

Post results

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roll

better than the dragon dildos...

Give it to me, of course

dang

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Robot vaccume

roll

Dang i really do need to work on my rope game. would have loved this.

...

i would like to reroll this fine idea

Up the ass it goes

Buy a membership to braziers and then post the email/password here

Rolls polly

Roll

gg

Save it for a rainy day

lol

Kek

Sorry you couldnt read but i clearly stated you decide what i buy, NOT what i do with the card. Better luck next time darlin.

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go

>defying the trips
lord kek shall smite you for your sins

ffs

biggest dildo possible

Anal plug with tail

4 inch diameter hard plastic butt plug

Usb Charging Spy Cam, then post the goods. After using it

my mixtape

The biggest dragon dildo that can be bought with that money.

rollin rolli

V-bucks

As many fillet o fish sandwhiches 100 dollars can buy from your closest mcdonalds

Rollio

ball stretcher

cum

bong and dildo

Roll

Salomon speedcross shoes

Flashlight

Freiling French press

Free breadsticks from Olive Garden, give waiter 100 dollar tip

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so close, keep tryin. I dont do drugs but i might one day.

Chastity belt

Dog cock shaped dildo

Get

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smoke tobacco out of it

buy yourself some pussy

Buy some heavy duty rope and neck yourself

Cafe mocha soylent

Buy a Fleshlight and anal beads..Pence loves anal beads.I prefer dildos, anal beads remind me of Cheney and Paul Ryan days.
Go for dildos, make sure they're White dildos, Only White dildos.

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fleshlight

double sided dildo

Aquire horse semen

rollin

I tried cigarettes before. The taste was so bad ill never try them again. Was thinking of vaping tho,

Roll

do it for the headrock

Sibley guide to birds

As many eggs as you can.

20 banana slicers...

Banana Slicer-perfect for fruit salads Generic Handle Plastic Banana Fruit Slicer Cutter Chopper

amazon.com/dp/B076LDQSZT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YD-RCb3544SM6

amazon.com/dp/B00211KF3S/ref=twister_B07G8N98RM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Faggot's hat

A sailor moon outfit, and you have to wear it /post pics

>being this retarded
He didn't defy anything, since user was a moron who tried to take an option OP hadn't even offered within the confines of his offer to begin with.

Keep it alive. Once i order the item(s) and they arrive i'll post pics.

amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Gummi-Butterflies/dp/B004G94ZPC/ref=sr_1_8?crid=1FGF8SVUINUB7&keywords=sugar free gummy bears&qid=1555032626&s=gateway&sprefix=sugar free,aps,170&sr=8-8

A Beehive, you will thank me later

tree saplings

reroll for the earth

Winrar!

ok satan

OP if you do this shit, Get River Birch trees. Who cares if they may be invasive to your local region, they look dope.

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trips here, I think OP should plant trees that fit the ecosystem of the area of planting so that way it doesn't disrupt anything and they help the planet.

Bruh i live in Indiana. We all corn here fam. How tf am i suppose to find a place to plant a tree?

Can't i just get a bonzai or sum shit? I must obey the trips.

Anywhere with dirt man, I'm not a fuckin tree expert

Has to be a sapling, has to be in the ground.

amazon.com/Redwood-Seedling-Medium-Jonsteen-Company/dp/B00HZU1GOC/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=sapling&qid=1555034489&s=gateway&sr=8-1

buy five of these lmao

Trips rolled on a post that said tree saplings. Can't be sure it's trips who is suggesting anything at this point. Currently looking at dwarf fruit trees.

This thread was a total failure half the good ideas left after some illiterate autist got trips. Just spent half an hour looking at trees... Might try again in a week.