Im 30, single, no kids. I have over a thousand dollars of petty cash at all times...

Im 30, single, no kids. I have over a thousand dollars of petty cash at all times. This does not include my bill money or food money per month. this is an extra grand I keep stacked at all times for whatever I need. I have no kids so I pay zero child support. I am doing so much better and living so much more comfortably than you father faggs. who got stuck paying an 18 year bill over 3 second orgasm with some bitch who is probably fat now! HAHAHAH

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How many kids do you have?

I literally said no kids in the first sentence of my post you retard

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wait im losts how many kids do you have?

No, for real, what, like 4 kids or something?

>Always brags about money
>Never gets laid
cool story incel.

Did you say you have zero kids?

faggot yes I have zero sex results! not even STDS!

I know it's a bait thread but:
>no kids
>only 1k in savings
Nigga what are you even doing with the rest of your money

r u shkrelis cous

Hookers

>Im 30, single, no kids.

That sounds like the life.

most adults would think this is a really fucking shitty emergency fund. I'm 27 and sitting on a 4k savings, but I know that's really bad. I can't imagine being as poor as you haha

>yes I have zero sex results
Lol virgin
Guy's probably the same one who posts the salary threads and starts with
>$12/hr executive chef at Wendy's
It just took him this long to get to $1K

>some bitch who is probably fat now

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I start to sweat if I'm under 10K in the emergency fund

>I have over a thousand dollars of petty cash at all times.

The fact that you think this is bragable is just sad.

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>yes I have zero sex

Then how do you have so many kids?

Dude, 1k? Wow man. That's a lot.

This week I bought broadway tickets for me and my girl, and a flight to nyc. and a hotel for the weekend. Just an average example of one of our date nights.

But yeah, your 1k puts this poorfag to shame.

>This week I bought broadway tickets for me and my girl, and a flight to nyc. and a hotel for the weekend. Just an average example of one of our date nights.

cuck.

That's a bit much just to get some pussy

Never spending more than $10 on a bitch especially if it's my own girl.

I already got the pussy. 1-3 times a day, usually.

You'll never have your own girl. She pays most of the rent anyway, so its w/e.

How many kids do you have?

Damm straight she pays most of the rent. Yes I have multiple

Then why do you keep wasting money on it?

Since when did they let Martin Shkeli out of prison?

you look like nicholas cage

Because I like it? Because it's fun to hang out with? Because I get off on fucking her against the glass wall in the honeymoon suite in front of a city? Because I can afford to, easily?

Still a cuck, even if you can afford it, you dont.

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I'm 30, a woman, make enough to pay me and my wife's expenses, my girlfriend and her wife's expenses and still save over $1000 a per month. But I guess when you're gay, have a good job, and two wonderful women who love you, you have it easy.

You pay your gf and her wife's expenses too?

Holy shit that's the cuckest thing I've ever heard.

Fucking lol’d

same, last thing i want is to have to explain to my son why we cant afford our home
i currently have $15k stashed away and plan on getting it up to $20k within the next couple years. $20k would probably last us at least 9 months, plus parents would probably help, but i'd rather not be a burden on their finances
how anyone can only have $1k at age 30 is beyond me. i had $9k in my bank account when i graduated at 23 because i started working 2 jobs during my second year of college
maybe OP just does shitty online surveys for money

wow a whole $1000??? what’s it like

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Nigga wtf hahahahaha
11/10 rigatoni
My compliments to master pasta chef Luigi

Timestamp it retard or else it’s irrelevant
>tl;dr
Prove it or fake and gay

Since you seem to be asking, those are not good reasons to keep paying for something after you bought it. Face it, you're renting that pussy, my friend.

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Wow, you are heavily owned. You have confirmed that making money just to support others is fucking gay

not that dude but i have a deec checking account

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grow up

what did you spend 12k on?

Nope. No you didn't.

moved it to a diff account to pay taxes

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No, youre not. Im not 30 yet, make 75k a year, have $4500 in savings, get and avg yearly bonus of 10k, 401k, shares, have gf who cant have kids, no kids, tons of money, too much booze...
>why are you single faggot

>75k/yr
>only $4500 in savings
you have no excuse for this unless you live in the bay area

ITT
>muh dick is bigger than yours

I dont
I have a life, went to South Korea a month ago

Haha I was think the same thing user

What are you going to see

Maybe he just got the job?

Bruh even with travel you should have more in savings.