What makes you happy except for alcohol, drugs and porn?

Murder, rape and torture in the name of the God Emperor?

Spider man spam

Dude friendship and good company

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Helping my community .and violating people's civil liberties.

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Knowing that I'm alive. Also golf and helicopter rides. I'm rarely unhappy. Unlike what most people will tell you, money does buy happiness. The only ones who think otherwise never had money in their lives.

Have an M60 with an Abrams turret fren.

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More alcohol, more drugs, and more porn. And then some more alcohol, too.

Cat

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My soulmate and some vidya

None of these make me happy

Travel, going to red rocks anpitheater with my girl to see Allison wonderland and spend 5 days in colorado. O yes there will be acid

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oh lawd he comin'

Virtual reality gaming. Worth checking out! Headsets are damn cheap right now. You can get a WindowsMR headset with controllers for 200 bucks or less. They can play any game just fine.

vidya games

Heavy equipment and trucks!

This

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death

Curiosity, science, getting wiser.

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Is this legal?

I tried playing Rust on VR. I got real sick real bad. Had to stay in bed for two days. Wasn't so bad though, GF was being kind and I got some sexy time.
What games do you play in VR?

this is the United States. Everything that shoots bullets is legal, no matter the caliber.

Girlfriend. Her smile is all that I need.

Dopamine?

The same things.

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Travel. Good food. For a start.

Tanks?

It was an upgrade kit from General Dynamics for the shit ton of M60's in other countries service that couldn't afford to just outright buy new M1's

How do I get dopamine boys

what countries have M1s, anonchan

I like collecting antique firearms. On Friday and Saturday nights, I’ll smoke weed and listen to an audiobook or Genesis/Phil Collins and fall asleep with my cat.

You're welcome.

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what specific food you love the most user

have you seen the black hole user

making money

what do you play now anonchan

how do you do it if you have to work though

what makes you happy anonchan

whos your soulmate user

I'm a proficient gardener. Gives me a lot of joy to nurture a plant that gives returns in the form of fruit, vegetable, and weed.

I don't grow flowers, I grow things I use.

But i mean, finding what makes you happy? that's the end all e all of existence, and not a soft search.

Music - and there many genres and eras that hit the spot for me,
but my main preference is for the Late Baroque era, especially J.S. Bach.
No matter how tough life has been, Bach has always managed to pull me through it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4UkSbnbKIb8

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money provides survival, but they never go past that tbh if you have head problems

It's really more cuisines -- I like good Italian, Chinese, Japanese. Love good seafood.
And I'm a good ol' country boy by birth, so every now and again I want some yard bird and a selection of vegetables that are way over cooked, and cornbread. If they have syrup for the cornbread, I'm golden.

Me too man. Liked a girl for 4 years. Never had enough balls. She got another.

I didn't fight for her, and if you don't fight, you can't win. So I lost. I'm gonna have to live with that.

There's a girl at work now, seems to like me. I'm just afraid. Afraid that she'll never be as attractive to me as the other girl was, or actually still is.

I haven't seen her in a year, haven't spoken to her in two years. Sometimes thinking about her boyfriend pumping her full of cum almost makes me puke.

But coming back to OP's question...
If there's ever gonna be a day on which her smile will warm me up inside like it once did... That day I will be happy.

Getting to the beach, and the wind is right.

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The feeling of achievement i get from a good days work and a nice session at the gym.

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Success is in a creative field

Well obviously the US, but Australia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Irag, Kuwait and some other countries I can't remember.

looks exactly like my cat that die years ago

what small dish you would recommend to cook for someone who cant cook literally anything

do they have like a secret kill switch the usa can do when those countries become enemies

You are a faggot who clearly does not have a girlfriend. Probably anal beads at best.

Music is life.

Chicken fettuccini Alfredo. Simple and delicious

Depends on what you like. But i'm not really a cook.

If you want to learn to cook, get "The Joy Of Cooking. If you can find an older one, before the "updated" it, that's better s it spends more time explaining basic techniques.

I learned a couple of good things from "Good Eats" on video, too, like how to do scallops properly. If you like scallops, and want to make them perfectly, find the episode on scallops.

I doubt it, but most of the M1's in foreign service are "monkey models", Older variants with poorer quality armor and not nearly as many bells and whistles as the newer models.

thank u anons

This is the reason we have antidepressants even, is because people got to much dopamine and then they cannot make enough to sustain it leaving them without feeling fulfilled, because the more dopamine you have the more your receptors for it grow until it's impossible to fulfil the need for it.

Everything in moderation...

It is indeed:
Beautifully put.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Gtmwqofo5k

what if you are stuck in the city and you cant have a garden

For me music, nature, and travel

Music and companionship

im scared of pills, the side effects of them and how they will change who i am in subtle ways

what is the last place u travelled to user

what is coming after M1? stealth tanks? M1s are so old user

Krishna

Porn? How about blowing your load in a real woman?

shes in heaven and says merowmor moew

SpaceX rocket launches, Growing Weed, Metal Working and welding, wood working, being in nature/hiking, payday, my nephews and sister, fucking tacos man i love them shits, uhhh thats about it right now.

I just finished a cross country backpacking trip, but a more direct answer would be Zion National Park

Lifting, started browsing /fit/ in december. Since then I've lost 40lbs and my strength has gone up significantly. If you're feeling down you should give it a shot anons.

how do you do cross country and keep a job with paying bills

is that a food

i dont have money for any fit

falcon heavy has landed

What is wrong with you young guys. If youre into a chick tell her! If she rejects you she’ll respect you for it and there are literally millions of other chicks out there just like her. Now go TALK to some women IRL.

>What makes you happy except for alcohol, drugs and porn?
Knowing I can always shoot myself and get this over with.

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Well if your fat it doesn't cost money to not eat and run, and you always have calisthenics for strength.

Porn

I have to agree I’m a big fan of military tech.
Idk why I just love the idea of engineering a vehicle that can fucking withstand explosions and shit

I doubt there'll be a replacement for the M1 any time soon. It started with the standard basic M1, and has been steadily upgraded to where it currently sits as the M1A2C, with the M1A2D currently under testing and trials.

My favorite an hero gif

And continuing on from what I said here to give you an idea of the progression made since the early 80's, here's the first production variant.

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taking a walk outside with yourself
without any electronics. No phone,
nothing that can stress me out. Just me
and my brain.

And the newest variant here.

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Shitposting on Yea Forums

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thank you user thats amazing, i thought the m1 is so much flatter than the newest variant im probably thinking of desert storm

Sunny days, rainy days, reading books, watching plants growing, sleeping in when I'm not supposed to, killing and eating dogs and cats, the feeling after I've brushed my teeth...

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My 14yo girlfriend haha

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Playing with guns
Cumming in a woman you love
Cooking
Smoking tobacco from a pipe
Gardening
B&W Photography with rangefinder cameras
fishing
working on cars
driving
watching movies
going to the gym
doing nice things for your special person
hiding at work
making money
paying off all your debt
playing with fire/fireworks
homebrewing
teasing women

Blew his head off on live TV all the way back in the 80s.
He stood his ground in court and then when railroaded said "fuck this!!!"
RIP Bud Dwyer.

Here's an M1A1 in 1991 moving out on operation in Desert Storm, pretty much the most basic an M1 can be without it being an early prototype.

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Those first few seconds when the blood is flowing freely, just before the heart slows down.

The perfect blowjob with EXACTLY the right amount of suction

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so whats the modern upgrades, is it like better armor and comms and engine?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNANWs2KLj4

Music, movies, vidya

Also the US army didn't have enough M1's for the war so they also used a bunch of these up armored M60 tanks they still had farting around.

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You sound a bit beta but I can kind of relate a bit. I have been in love 3 times, I think, and have had another 3 or so great women I really cared for. I have an issue of making the woman my reason for existence because I love to love and feel loved.
In reality though, I can barely put up with all their shit and relly juat want a woman for sex and affection, not for companionship.
It's a bit strange, and it's too much hard work now to care about finding women anymore. They just seem to want to purge their emotional crap on me and expect me to be wealthy, want to buy them shit ect.

Pretty much, diferent armor compositions, making it lighter and tougher, improved fire control systems, better blowout panels, improved main armament, some mount a trophy system which basically shoots incoming rockets out of the air. Pretty much anything that could be upgraded was, if you tried to put a crew that were trained in the M1A1 into a M1A2C they wouldn't have that fun of a time, and vice versa if you had the new guys in the older tank.

The being able to see what you did part is pretty important. If you work in a job where the results of your work aren't obvious (programming can be like this), you never get that payoff.

Being better than others.

ASMR videos and audio roleplays. I send betabux to a few on Patreon to get the good stuff.

so is it the best tank in the world then? i heard some german tanks are even better, but i dont really know anything about it. who would win in a big tank battle under fair conditions user?

Being White.

Have you tried a dopamine fast? I'm starting to think it's the only way to fix this problem. If I deprive my brain of dopamine for a while, I think that should increase its sensitivity to it.

The feels my friend

My daughter is pretty much the only thing that gives me any happiness these days.

That and animals

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how old is your daughter user and what is your favorite activity with her?

Well the gun and suspension of the M1 was taken from the Leopard 1 built by the Germans, and indeed the Leopard 2 is probably one fo the best tanks around. But in an all out battle with no factors favoring either combatant? I would probably say the M1 would win yes, purely because it's has a better K/D ratio than other modern MBT's that have been battle tested. Once the Russians can role out production of their T-14 Armata (pic related) it might take the top dog spot, bigger gun and an entirely automated turret.
Though the Japanese Type 10 and the South Korean K2 Black panther might give both a run for their money, once we see them battle proven.

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I play guitar for eight hours a day, that gets me happy from time to time

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planning

She's 8. Anything really. Just spending time with her, seeing the one thing I put into the world that isn't shitty, is enough.

>Reading
>Hiking

thanks user! i guess all those are good only for local conflicts since WW3 would be all nukes and tank battles would not take place
btw what happened to that superbig tank hitler was building? it was bigger than buildings. was the concept bad?

Planning what ?

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Waste of time and effort.

I have two large dogs one a german shepard and the other a husky mix.

I know you're just trying to trigger me, it isn't working.

Gym, going out on the weekends. Having a few drinks with friends during the week and then spending Sunday in bed with the mrs recovering.
> Used to be video games and i still miss playing cs flat out but i'm a lot healthier now.

dont worry about it

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tell me the last favorite thing you did together user

Working out , video games, friends, and science I guess?

Nice, I have a husky, 9 tarantulas, 11 scorpions and 3 fish.

>Hiking
>Kayaking
>Reading
>Hanging out with good friends

Its really bad isn't it ?

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Last thing? I guess helping her with her homework tonight.

you can do all four in one day user!

how do you balance stuff she can see in todays modern world user? do you control what shes looking at on TV and secretly checking her browsing history or phone?

sry to hear that.. :{

Money, videogames, watches, guns, cars, boats, cats, food, exercise

are tanks good for anything else than murdering other humans in war conflicts? they look cool, but im becoming pacifist actually

Not a problem fren! Depends on whether someone has the balls to finally nuke us all to Hell. I assume you'r on about this bastard? The Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte? It's more of a landship than a tank tbh, Albert Speer cancelled the prject before anything was even close to being buil, not only would it have been a waste of resources Germany couldn't afford, but at the time it would finally have been built Germany had lost aerial superiority over Europe and it would have been a sitting duck for Allied strategic bombers.

It.

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It's hard man. There's way too much degeneracy out there. I closely monitor all her electronic activity, so far she hasn't found anything too weird. I fear for her generation though, I really do.

thats pretty cool, do you think tanks one day will fade out completely due to aerial combat and drones and whatnot?

did you tell her youre checking her activity? or are you doing it in secret? how do you do and explain the trust thing?

They are a machine of war, of course they have no other use. Aside from repurposing older outdated hulls as farm machinery, which happened alot post WW2

I try to be honest with her, I want us to have an open household. So I've just told her there are things that she shouldn't be seeing, that will scare her, and I'm just making sure she's safe. Kind of the truth, no? As much as she can understand at her age, anyway/

It's likely, which saddens me greatly. There are very few things I love more than tanks, my Country number 1, my family number 2, my dog number 3.

thinking about drugs and death

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>What makes you happy except for alcohol, drugs and porn?

Looking and talking to beautiful Girls

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My Dog!

Lately? Thinking how I'm not gonna be here much longer. It's oddly reassuring.

tanks are cool but im not really interested
i think infantery is cooler

Why?

Love, compassion, patience, animals, community, my friends, creating music, exploring nature, singing, writing, trying new things, swimming naked, mud, not wearing shoes

this list only gets bigger

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leave your bedroom and open your mind

I bet you're an orbiter with more disposable income than brains.

lucky bastard

When I solved this 5 page eigenvalue expression and found the eigenvalue to be 1. Many people don't know this feeling.

argarghargahrargh

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Collecting yous from Drumphtards on /pol

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BREXIT or it would if this jew hadn't fucked it up

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It's incredibly autistic of me, but I have a variety of fantasy worlds I escape into. Detailed things I've worked out in my head.

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and how do you handle when she misbehaves?

what is the difference between that and playing skyrim

Going fast driving drunk going through median knocking BMW side view mirrors off has been my latest source of excitement

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This picture

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haha, tanks are cool user! thanks for the little chat about them

I'm live in denver Haha nice

No this

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what is the last new thing you have tried user

She's remarkably well behaved. I don't use any physical discipline, because fuck that, it doesn't work and it's cruel. We talk out any problems she's having, I've only had to really give her a handful of real warnings. I'm pretty laid back in my style I guess but it's working. Mostly because she's a good kid.

Don't know, but its since I'm 8 or 9, its like a rush sometimes

no pal, I'm in a good realtionship but enjoy the company of beautiful Girls

that's good for MY soul

I get to define everything. They're elaborate headcanons I can just zone out of reality and go into.

If you need outside factors to be happy you are doing it wrong

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Having done a fair bit of pills, some of them prescribed for good reason, you should be.

Prostate orgasms and sex with random people.

> no porn no drugs and always use a condom ;)

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DJing ^^ I went to a free class in my city and met some new friends while spinning House tracks

If there's one thing i recommend for any human, it's to stop being afraid and go explore. We have so many opportunities in our lives now. You never know what you'll fall in love with until you try it

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steam punk girls

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based enlightened user

how exactly do you calm her when shes sad or crying about something?

really? tell me more please, what happened?

what if you try new things and like 80% of them became traumatic because youre a cringy person and it doesnt go away no matter how many years you try that for

Hello, fellow cunnyseur.

Softly speaking, giving her a hug is usually enough to calm her down. If she looks sad I try and set aside some time to play a game with her or something.

D&D

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i'm trying to do this now, by cutting out social media.

i've resorted to posting to nothing except Yea Forums
though i kept failing for the past month, the last couple of days have been good and i haven't used anything. feels good to be doing other things. setting goals, challenges, adapting to my new lifestyle. i need to stick to my healthy food as well, i keep giving up. thanks for listening to my blog

Yeah. Pelosi and Schumer oughta be shot on live television

and gilfs

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panzers

I’ve had the best orgasms of my life cumming inside girls I’ve known for less than a few hours. It was incredibly risky and no I didn’t get any std’s. I was lucky but no regrets.

Gardening and lifting

what are the moments you are the most happy / concerned for her?

Who is loli?

what if they get pregnant user

do you not even read news? you learn news only from b? what about browsing only one specific internet page for a month?

mine

Concerned for her? Constantly. The world seems pretty shitty, and getting worse. So much could go wrong for her. I'm not good enough. I think these things every day.

Happiest? Seeing her genuinely happy, seeing her with friends, seeing her proudly show me some art she made or a good grade.

how do you convince your brain to get dopamine from it if its all fake

Fucked if I know. It's a coping thing.

i don't invest time into that kind of news, if its big enough to directly effect me negatively, then i don't even want to know it's happening.

>one specific page for a month

well its encouraged me to do other things
>fitness
>healthy eating
>going outside
>doing laundry
>cycling
>drawing
>writing
>disciplining myself
i am rambling but i could go on.

and how do you handle her fashion or girly stuff? or her mom does that? how do you know whats decent and what is not? and do you ever give her random gifts outside of birthdays and holidays?

Lies

my brain is too smart and calls out my bullshit :( i cant fake anything and cant escape feelsbadman

I just realised I do this with video games, I just zone out for hours thinking about things. Not quite a fantasy world, but it sounds appealing to try.

My wife and children

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i feel big hole of nothing if im dont do internet or read about some events. not even books satisfy me. and everything you said my brain perceives as me trying to fake something and automatically checks it as non-dopamine.

>my brain is too smart
>i cant fake anything

well you are faking being smart - though you suck at it, you have convinced yourself it's real, so that's a damn good fake.

Faggot.

I would go crazy like that.
I mean like I said it's a coping thing I've been doing since I was a small child. So it helps me but I dunno if it'd help anyone else.

no im dumb, but my brain is smart. it is really horrible relationship user

shush Satan you just dont understand

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That's life, user. Our past can only hurt us if we allow it to. Failures are how we learn. You don't honestly expect yourself to be a perfect being, incapable of failure, do you?

When we have a set back, it allows us to move forward again with more knowledge than we had previous

Learning constantly, even from our discomforts, is a path to happiness. If you can only remember the times you've been hurt, and not the ones where you've been restored, you will be less likely to try things again

Focus, user ^^ What is your focus on? the good, or the bad?

quality

good on you user. Social media can be a siphon.

It is better to be a Warrior in a garden, than a Gardener in a war

News is illusory. I haven't paid attention to the "news" in years, and I've not missed a single thing in my life

wholesome

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Her mother handles that because I haven't a fucking clue. I tried but there are some things you can't learn.

I'll surprise her with a book or toy or something every so often. We try not to spoil her.

survive with 1hp on lol. im a simple man

well it doesnt work for me if there is something i have to deal with it otherwise i would die from hunger or lack of money. i could do that thing of yours only when im bored that would be nice, but mostly im stressed from life changing things like losing a job or having zero money in my account.

Being married is the most cucked thing ever. Your wife probably fucked like 90 dudes before she even said hello to you.

it should be dopamine, i am only doing those things to benefit myself in the future, it makes tomorrow a little bit easier.

it takes one step at a time to climb a flight of stairs, unless you are good at jumping then maybe a few more or if you have handrails you could shimmy across with strong arms and stuff but you get my point i hope.

Personal achievement.

choice
>be stressed
>oh i could maybe feel better if i try doing something new

>same actions
>same feelings

>different actions
>different feelings?

when i sleep next to my girlfriend and she lets me put my dick between her ass cheeks, and it gets to sit there like a hot dog

This but unironically

You just thank god you arent British the whole feminism thing has got way out of hand over here and i am completely out of my depth (pic unrelated but relevant)

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success works for me just couple of hours, maybe one day. the next day the battle begins again and im so fucking tired of it. and im not even mentioning most of the time i fail.

Yeah I'm happy with rural America

what do you spoil her with though, user? is it love?

Being in a happy, loving relationship. It's been a while since I had that.

I guess playing Kalimba and traveling.

Based

2 and 1 woman

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how do you stay hard through the night user

what is kalimba user

They didn’t but yeah it was a huge risk, some of them were on birth control. it’s not something I do anymore. Happy with just my gf now, was kind of a phase I guess.

i get nothing from trying new things, i feel even worse. i can force myself for couple of days before giving up, because i feel even more shit.

Being single.

why did you not shoot into their asses?

I don't, it just gets hard when i put it there, but i assume after i fall asleep it probably gets soft again.

Rural is good anywhere i remember my youth with fondness but this urban vista is run by the women i have zero say in anything except money

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I guess? I just try and make sure she turns out okay. I didn't, so I'm trying not to repeat those mistakes.

dont hafta fight for them. just gotta tell them how you feel.

its fuckin cliche sounding and shit but this song has all you need to know:

youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ

and the worst thing that can happen is she says she isnt interested ... and honestly, depending how you handle rejection could still land you being with that girl at some point.

and even though this is the digital age. do it in person. in person, written notes or phone calls even hold a lot of power ... whether you realize it or not. they do. its more personal and the emotions/energy involved are undeniable unlike txts and stuff...

cozy

That sucks man. Couldn't do that.

what is the second best thing she ever told you user?

what do you think she thinks about having a hard cock between her ass before falling asleep? is like being used / dominated or just sex stuff

Being held

bitterness is not a desirable quality

bless

Old ways cannot bring New ideas

very wholesome

Perhaps you need great change user. There are many things you can change, from how you brush your teeth, to how you love yourself

examine them all. What works? what doesn't?

Then what you need is a new perception! If everything is rotten, then you are only allowing yourself to see the rot in everything.

everything contains beauty.

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you only feel shit because you give up.

you failed, accept the failure, learn from it and move the fuck on.

if we can't adapt to our surroundings, we feel like shit because we have failed, that is evolution telling us to make changes.

>current mood: shit
>try something new
>current mood options: carry on being shit OR set a goal and do not give up until you succeed.

here's a goal for you: think about why you feel like shit for giving up.

Second best? Oddly specific. I'd have to think about that.

>Then what you need is a new perception! If everything is rotten, then you are only allowing yourself to see the rot in everything.
>everything contains beauty.
i like the way you worded that so elegently.

this was my post and i just rambled.

My eldest daughter leaves uni in a few months and already has a job lined up earning almost twice my current wage and my youngest is set to do even better, mixed feelings to say the least

tell me user, if what you say is true, why are you spending your time on the worst website on the internet and its worst board?

>I'd have to think about that.
>PROCEEDS TO NOT THINK ABOUT IT AND JUST INFORM EVERYONE THAT HE MIGHT BE THINKING ABOUT IT, SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT POST!

because the first one is I love you daddy and we both know it

RPG and lifting. You?

can i marry into your family?
i have a big dick but i'm autistic

why not rocket launchers?

my problem is i have been adapting for so long i just cant do it anymore. i have not gave up in the past, but im doing it now. the battle just never gets easier and i hoped it would. nothing changed. its the same hard war as before. and it fucking sucks.

I dunno man it's weird fucking question. There's a lot of stuff she's said that really made me happy, one "second best" thing is hard to come up with.

Hey, looks like you did a good job.

Pretty much/

yeah you're right the battle never gets easier, but it gets a hell of a lot harder than it has to be once you start giving up.

when you give up completely, that's death.

alive and happy or alive and sad? the third option is dead

thats why i want the second best one!

It's an African instrument. Tuned tines over a resonator of some sort. Sound similar to a music box in tone.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bgo_1OtePfQ

well my juice is running out, both in biological way and money way. so i guess im heading for the third one.

size doesn't matter Alanis Morissette said so

TAKE NOTE YOUNG AUTISTIC,
THIS QUESTION IS NOT OF IMPORTANCE
SOON IT WILL BE DELETED FROM THE INTERNET FOREVER
JUST BE HONEST, AND BLUNT,
IT IS BUT A SIMPLE QUESTION TO ANSWER
THE PERSON ASKING
DOES NOT CARE THAT MUCH
IF YOU DID NOT ANSWER, HE WOULD NOT MIND
SO HURRY UP
FAGGOT

I am investing in this meme.

If i had one, maybe it'd make me happy. I guess D&D will do for now

i have heard this before user do you play that at your home or in nature only?

what's stopping you from killing yourself then?

the wild

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ye but it means when i put my dick in a cup i can piss straight into the base of the cup without pissing onto the side of the cup and making a splashing sound late at night when my piss bottles were full

She told me once that she was glad I was her dad. I don't know what prompted it exactly but it was really honest and sweet.
Jesus dude.
What meme...?

thanks but i worry that they always seem to be working and never have time for much else

i lack the constitution to do it so instead i will gradually make my life even more shit. and the best part my brain knows it and still doesnt do anything about it. how fucked i am?

Whiskey and cocaine.

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Nicee i'm already having fantasies about your wife and daughters. Tell us more?

Yes. The wonders that money can buy are like a drug: many cannot stay sane with too much money. It is hard to keep yourself together when you can acquire pretty much anything with a flick of a finger.

and what is the second best thing you have said to her?

C A P S L O L C O C K

Because I grew up here, this is my community ^^

plus, I worked today, did my chores, so now I'm passing time talking to other anons about life n stuff

Yea Forums isn't all dredge

But I'm about to watch a movie so I'm gonna bounce

be well, anons
you hold more power, right here, right now, in this moment, than you may understand.

On most sites that be would be funny but in Yea Forums its always true

Art museums.
Boat rides, especially at night.
Zoos.
Watching trees bloom in spring and extinguish in fall.
This white chocolate bar with rainbow pop rocks inside it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely depressed; I think almost daily about whether life is worth living, I waste what little motivation I have on not being fired from my job, I have minimal human interaction and am easily bothered by being around people, I dislike myself but not enough to make drastic changes that might help. But at least life isn't *completely* awful.

What the fuck is this pic. Why would you pose with tape over your little girls' mouths. Fucking psycho.

it happened in 90s, then the movie came exactly 10 years after that and now we are exactly 10 years after the movie. think about this i find it interesting

It goes most places with me. I travel for work and usually play in the evening. Unlike my guitar the sound doesn't really carry through walls which makes it ideal while I'm on the road.

Tight fat pussy and tight skinny puss

whoops. see

THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO VALHALLA, MAKE SURE YOURE HAPPY BEFORE IT REACHES THE BUMP LIMIT

Nah their upper class British accents would scare you away

Guns

how nice and comfy

this guy gets it

Well I have no idea what she's taken to heart most. She seems to really appreciate me complimenting her art and her assignments when she shows them to me.

Women feel the need to communicate more than we do its just a fact

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is this the shawshank tree?

thank you for talking about your daughter user! i wanna be dad one day too

Well I hope you're better at it than I am, user.

No that field pattern dates back 2000 years

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you sound like a very good father. well except for browsing Yea Forums. but nobody is perfect.

Sleep

Birds, making things, helping other people, learning other languages and speaking them, lifting heavy things and making them heavier every week or so, being appreciated, sometimes banging slampigs because I'm afraid of intimacy and I don't consider them equals, etc.
Happiness isn't a thing, forget about that dumb concept, it doesn't get you anywhere. Find things that you can enjoy and be absorbed into, ideally things that progress.
Try mushrooms maybe idk

>accents

I don't care about accents. My dick will be in their mouths most of the time anyway.

reminds me of Gladiator user

ricky gervais always said to write about what you know for good comedy

i find that most people find it interesting and exciting

the time is measured with the same numerical system of repeating digits?

what a nice thread

user youre tripping

Eh I try. This is my outlet for a lot of my shit.

getting trips after commenting on three different time events coincidence i think not

I agree.

Only if they want to and that seems mostly dependant on personalities the oldest girls fiance is ugly as fuck but he is some kind of genius working on AI i can barely hold a conversation with him but the wife says he will be famous one day