Prove you're white

All my family went to college.

The Cleveland Show is a really funny show

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I don't hate mayonnaise.

I have golfed at 3+ country clubs

I have a white problem. The best tacos are in a rough neighborhood that is too far from my house, so when I get home they are cold. There is no way Im eating them there. Those people are animals

So you're saying that Obama is a whitey? Son, he's pure nigger.

>I use a toilet
Asian, hispanic, white, most of populated Africa... basically not Indian

So you're not an average black guy. If you were going by race, East Asians have the best rate here.

Statistically Asian

Pretty accurate here

I just opened a Roth IRA. My car is completely stock. I had avocado toast for lunch.

Most older asians did not.

My credit score is over 800.

I haven't robbed or stolen today.

I met my dad

I wear condoms

Damn bro. Respect.

White dude poop smells the worst. What yall eat?

I can drive a nice car (mine) in a good neighborhood (mine) without being pulled over by the police.

Hispanic shit smells the best unironically.

isn't the ability to type a proof?

Remember when it was called Chistendom. God made the white man great.

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Actual food

I'm getting sick and tired of putting up with niggers, their stupid shit, and the fucking smell.

I don’t go around smelling peoples shit

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fuck niggers, jannies, and cucks like you. a real white man fears no apes.

I don't go around smelling people's poop.

I have a job.

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thats pretty white

You know how you walk in a public restroom and a dude is pooping. White dude poop is particularly stanky

I’ve never needed the governments assistance

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I have the priviledge that I don't have to

I'm highly educated and have an IQ of 125

My dick is fairly big

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White characteristics:
I'm at work.
I know who my father is.
I despise spinners and giant rims on vehicles.
I despise rap music.
I try to speak proper english.
I finished high school and have a college degree in a non-libtarded subject area.
When I go to an all-you-can-eat buffet, I do not fill my plate with 5 lbs of lobster.
I do not own any jewelry in the shape of a dollar sign, and if I did, it would be for laughs so I could go blackface as a pimp for halloween.

One reason you might accuse me of being black:
When I drink, I prefer cheap ghetto wine. I find some flavors of Maddog palletable, and I once ordered some NightTrain from out of state just so I could say I had drank all the ghetto wines.

*quietly watches movie in theater

This woman didn't shoot me

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I clip my nails to look presentable and like a human, and not some extremely effeminate nigger animal

Because it both before and after it still smells like cat food.

Show nails, cracker

i am in the jeep owners club

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This.
Fuck black people, the actors cant hear you. I know you're not used to the talking pictures but they are not real.

I go to restaurants without ordering a fruit flavored soda with my meal.

Fuck YOU, racist.

I just got off of work, and not at a McDonald's.

Also why do they bring in like fucking full on meals from other restaurants? I don’t need to smell your Chinese food you dumb ape. Buy shitty concession stand food like a normal person

I'm dying from sarcoid, its why my hands are swelling. God willing I will be dead by july.

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Avocado toast is great

Stop dehumanizing people you white devil

There's nothing wrong with mayo, it goes great on sandwiches.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you live way longer than expected

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Christ, you mean the man with 'hair like wool' and 'feet the color of bronze'?

It gets a mention in the press if i kill someone

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Police will come to where I live and wont take an obserd amount of time

Asians dont hold their noses when i am around

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I call people niggers on 4chin.
I say my IQ is high or I went to a good collage.
I say my car is nice but without spinning rims.
I say I eat beaner food but don't eat in beaner town.
My shit don't stink.
All clear hallmarks of European culture and upbringing.

Clean black people don't smell bad, just different, because they use different skincare and hair products. The smell of coco butter still to this day reminds me of walking to the Boys Club in the moderately black neighborhood (I
live in a 90% white city in the Midwest, all the black people live in the neighborhood with all the social services) to play basketball with my black friends.

I'm more of a texture than a taste guy when it comes to food. For this reason I don't eat bone in chicken.

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Been back recently ?

Fucking christ make that shield maiden a wife if she's not already

Yeah that kick to turn him over is a little special

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thanks, but I would rater die. this shit sucks man. i have to grow this beard because my skin breaks open and i look like a leper, so i have people make fun of me, and it really hurts, then I cough blood, the itching is enough where I cry from it all, and since I'm not some pussy crybaby nigger soiboi faggot. I am a white man, i don't complain and I suffer in silence like only a white a man can do. then to top it off I found out from my fucking gnene count that I have a 58 on my CAG count for huntingtons. that means I will never be able to have a family. I could never put a child through watching thier parent die from it then live in hell worrying about if they have it.

todays my birthday and everyone ignored or mocked me and I had to hear shit from people at the store making fun of me since my arms and hands have those growths from my immune system looking for a fight, that and I swole up over 150 pounds and im a fat fuck now from it. its all this sarcoid tissue. I hope you guys never feel like this. from the huntingtons i stumble and fall around like im drunk. I wish things were different, but they arent. there are some of us that are set up as examples.

I'm going to die tonight. there is no hope for me. If I'm going to die from it, I will do it on my own terms like a man. the pain never stops and no one cares. the doctors only give the junkies and niggers medicine for it. the shit they had me on made it where I was puking and shitting myself with blood. imagine having bloody diarrhea and puke, then getting told to walk it off. that has been my life.

keep up the fight guys. goodbye, you have been my only friends I have ever known.

So he had dirty feet and a Jew-fro?

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Salt=spicy

Fail.
All your jobs are in India and China.

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i's eat chicken and watermeloon

my sergeant told me to give out candy to the kids

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I have kids and I don't plan on abandoning them.

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and tot top it off. i got a message from my exwife, who said she is still glad she had an abortion than have my kid.

why do they do this to us? i hope i get to see my kid when I die.

I am a wealthy person, and the vast majority over 90%) of the people I do business with / attend parties with are the same skin colour as me. Since that could be applicable to a chink, I can also add that I live in Europe.

Me on left.

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I have good credit, stock wheels on my hatchback, and a 7 inch x 6 inch little dick.

I'm a human being not an animal

i have no issues with buses

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I hate niggers so much I pray for a civil war

I’ve never posed for a picture holding my entire net worth

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Been working for the same company for 19 years and I have never been late once.

Just didn't want the kidnapping rap.

I legit have, but I'm not racist and they know it and I have a good point, so they just agreed white privilege is a thing and agreed there are advantages to my race

I´m insecure af!

yeah the consequences of their actions really gets to blacks EVENTUALLY

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heres my proof

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I'm an adult male with no debt and no illegitimate children.

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First thing about being white....
Check'em

I dont regret the rodney king trials.

sister fucking cousin kissing west virginia ford truck mudracing

Lol, did he trip balls or rip the balls off someone after that?

black cops hate me

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>love Kentucker

nah he got a tattoo

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She looks like a horse

Wearing that shirt with that clutch, i would too

The joke....
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I don't expect you to take my word for it, but I've never been arrested and I value responsibility.

be kind my lady she does look quite young

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I was allowed to hold the Mormon priesthood before 1978.

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They let faggots in at the same time as blacks ?

I don't need to prove it, because I don't give a shit about what all the shitskins think.

My IQ is above 100

I can read

my girlfriend is black

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I’m at my job

BAHAHAGAHAHA!!

Holy fuck that's clever. That's easily the most cleverest thing anyone has ever said. God damn you are one clever fucker.

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I don’t kill young black men at almost comical rates

I dont work in airport security

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All black people hate me and assume I have it easy in life. Black people frequently give me dirty looks and try to fuck with me. Im probably more poor than they are (since they sell drugs) but somehow they think I have an unlimited amount of money and that my life is amazing.

Sarcasm ? sorry my friend i thought you were a yank

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Today someone asked me if I was racist

Everything has been given to me, money, status, girls, you name it and yet my mental illness is at an all time high.

More and more PARASITIC LEECHES move to my country every year.

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I have a prepaid tuition to any University in my state

I feel like a minority

lol what

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That disease is 10 to 17 times more common in African-Americans than in Caucasians.

Cant get whiter than that.

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Ah a pale nigger

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I don't need to prove anything. I'm white.

my national currency is worth something and doesn't celebrate the achievement of putting some stones in a heap

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Happy birthday and goodbye user.

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look man suicide is final, with sarcoid, it is a disease that can often go into remission. Sarcoid is treatable with the right medications. Steroids can help. you need to reach out to your doctor and get some help. If you are in crisis please reach out to the suicide help line Higher dosages of steroids can help with the pain. Please reach out for asssitance.

I've started a retirement plan by 30

Hardy kek. Lol they are up to a trillion? How do those apes even do the math.

Orange chicken from panda express is spicy and burns my mouth

I deserve genocide

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I live in Wisconsin..

i can swin miles, listen to pink floyd, dead can dance, opeth, deftones and other high music, speak correctly, don't need drugs to enjoy myself or to deal with the world, don't steal, treat my family with love and respect even when i want to kill someone, i'm not obsessed by the size of my dick, i'm fucking selective with the people that allow in my life, i assume my own ignorance and look forward to something superior, i work hard for myself and always learn something new, and i'm repulsed by the state of the world today.
Fuck the niggers.

The Chinese are helping

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You are welcome.

Credit score above 750
Have had the same job for seven years.
Paid cash for college
Own firearms legally
Never been arrested
Happily married with no kids
I watch nature documentaries
I grill outside, even in the snowstorms of Chicago
I golf, badly
I boat recreationally
I own two suits
I was offered food stamps for cash, and turned it down.

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edgy libtard

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750 credit score with no job

I pay child support
None of the houses on my block are worth under 180000
Both my vehicles are under 3 years old
I have three credit cards and all my bills are paid on time

He's said white not a nigger. Although a niggers credit score would be like 450 or something.

My garden is going great

Neighborhood changed, its now overrun by Chicago refugees. I wouldn't go back to that area without my at least a bootknife and a concealed 9mm.

thought so

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bootknife and 9mm? What are you, a marine? I ain't going in there without my Leclerc tank and a Tiger helicopter hovering on top.

keep all races pure and separate.

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White confirmed

Steak and mash potatoes have enough flavor without gravy

I'll have whatever this guy's having, sounds lit.

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Get that devil lettuce away from me

So you saying she's from New England?

>I have no kids
>I don't like women as people
>I smoke too much weed
>I miss Nazi Germany