Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Could be a number of reasons.

You're hideous or could have a shit personality

Is it me or are these threads dying recently?

Eh it's a hit or miss really user. Some days they're good some days they're slow

It makes me sad. I like your responses. But I dont want to be the only asshole asking questions. I think I piss you off alot so i ask one or two a day

How many m&m's can you eat at once?

Tips on how to masturbate for a girl who never has?

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will. Man takes up the sword in order to shield the small wound in his heart sustained in a far-off time beyond remembrance. Man wields the sword so that he may die smiling in some far-off time beyond perception.

Could be a lot of reasons user, are you awkward around them?

Can’t say I ever had sex with a Jeff.

One of those little bags you get at the petrol station probably.

Focus on the clit, vibrators help.

~Anna~

do you expect men to continue having sex after they cum?

Give me motivation to go to the gym, and dont say look in the mirror or i will cry

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Not a huge fan of those

Focus on the clit. Firm rubs in circular motions

>~Anna~
this turns me on like crazy

poast himen

hi man

So should I eat my bf pussy if she has warts?

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kek

>my bf pussy

how many are we talking here? And with hoe many men has she been before?

Drunk-texted a platonic female friend and asked for nudes. How do I salvage this

My gf is rarely in the mood for sex, which leads to most of our sessions being rather planned, which in turn is a bonerkiller for me.

What are some good ways to get her in the mood and initiate sex outside of bed?

No that's the end for beta guys. Guess you only fuck loser beats. Alphas can keep going stronger

tell her you were drunk and that you are sorry?
t. not even a female but c'mon

I meant gf, I dunno like 5 or 6 in a group. Shes never told me how many guys shes fucked

Get a mistress

Time to feel inferior in the presence of the perfect female.

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Say you buddy took your phone when you were drunk, duh

Say it takes aboht 5-10 mins for me to get it back up again, what are good ways to keep her in the mood? Bar leaving her tied up and blindfolded. Already got that one.

time to feel inferior bitch

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Come up here so I can teach you a lesson bitch.

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pretty disgusting, I wouldn't eat it if I were you in case it's contagious

that's fucking genious bit
>ilying

Go down on her faggot.

You inferior bitches. Perfection is in the house.

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OP is fat and old. Don't listen to her.

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Getting back into dating again after breaking up with my ex. Where is a good place to meet women besides the club/bar?

> casts Unholy Buzz Bomb

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but if you wanna be sure, just tell her that you feel awkward about those warts and you'd like the opinion of a doctor in case they are contagious, so if they aren't you'll eat her pussy like crazy

> casts Sexy Hive Explosion

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Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue.

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I don't want to be mean to your waifu or anything, but she just hit the wall like a fucking truck

Let's not

Her chocolate logs are full of delicious nutritious fruits and veggies. Wash it down with her freshly squeezed lemonade.

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Squirting her lemonade in your face.

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rollin

Tips for a good foreplay to her?

They are gentile warts. She had them diagnosed

Finger in proper. Dick in ear

if they aren't contagious and you're 100% sure about it, then yeah, why not eat her pussy

>no
>drink water, stop eating junk food
>not THAT much important, but bigger is better

>ugly
>shitty personality
>no confidence
>no social status

>not sure maybe 10

>use lubrican or your own vaginal lubrication
>touch yur clitoris while thinking on your favorite sexual thing
>should be enough to get you off

>karma

>yes if I didn't cum

>talk to her, why is she not respondind to you?
>find another gf

>touch her body except pussy
>lick everything
>wishper how much you love her/she is beautiful
>find what are her fantasies, try to accomplish those

You you like to swallow? Why or why not

Why do girls say they want a guy to cum on their face but most actually look like they are going to puke when you do? If you dont want it why ask? It's only a turn on if you actually enjoy it

do you find facials degrading or do you enjoy them?

delete- stop wasting space

she's just not that into you...

...

so dump her -- lifes too short

>yes if I'm horny enough and have confidence in my partner

>not every woman enjoy cum on their faces, some of they say it to make the guy feel better

depending on the situation: I greatly enjoy them if my partner knows how to keep me aroused...but I have had the reverse situtation too, and is worse if he didn't ask me first about it and just came all over my face, is gross becasue you didn't confirm if I wanted it or not

WHAT answers ? !

theres no TAINT !

i'm gona sue !
.

I'm good without a female. Not in a cope way, I genuinely have the life I want. One circumstance of that is that I do not want or have a committed relationship with a female, yet I am constantly told that I either should or outright need to have one

Why?
And why would I comply? What does such an arrangement have to offer? As a man, there are truly severe liabilities involved for me, both presently and in the future, whereas she's going to be alright either way so it seems she's going along with it as protocol to achieve stability. In herbworst case, she is disadvantaged but continues on with her life with infinite sympathy pointing gained. In my average case, my life fucking demolished

What makes this worthwhile to me? Why marry a woman? Fleeting emotional delusions aside, how is this not a one-sided terrible sham?

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Do you have any other femanons you would consider a friend?
Who & why?

How quickly should we go for the clit?

What is the best contraception, and why is it a copper iud?

dont get all fancy w/ "transcendental" --

trannies arent that impt.

just think of humans as naked apes, like the book title said.

so no, there's none o this Iron Age demonology w/ gods n demons & angels in spirits, etc.,

all that's made up by some bored sheep herders sittin around
.

i told an ex gf she kept me horny after i came [ she had a super sexy bod,]

so she jumped on me for some cowgirl.

I said no, honey, but i'l lick it, and that was fine

self respect; and the gym doesnt have to be hrs or grueling;

could do a light jog, some crunches & benches on a machine.

thats no hassle

ehh, she's literally a slouch,

and her face is sad n tired;

poor kid, sumpins wrong,

being overworkd prob

would you date a guy with pic related if he were a billionaire and you'd get guaranteed aids for life no cure?

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huh? why u want her in the mood after u cum?

see a shrink w/ ur desperate fears of "inferiority "

shut up

online by far; personal ads; dating ads;

if theyr r personals in print sources, use them too/

Craigs List

No, after a man cums I’d consider sex to be finished.

Do it for your health, do you want your mom to be sad when you die of a massive heart attack from being overweight?

I’m...glad?

Explain to her it was a drunk text, she shouldn’t hold it against you.

Flirt with her a lot, squeeze her in certain places etc.

Online is good usually.

Lots of kissing and touching, dirty talk is also good.

I’d enjoy it I think.

At some point, but not today.

~Anna~

probly no prob.

what did her doc say ab sex w/ them?

Irl? No, not really, I like to keep to myself.

After a good bit of massage, kissing, etc.

Birth control pills, IUDs can sometimes embed itself into the womb and render you unable to carry a pregnancy to term. It’s rare, but still.

~Anna~

Nah. Nipple stuff feels good for me too. For skincare, get a good cleanser and good moisturizer. I use cetaphil for cleanser and cerave for moisturizer. Both pretty cheap. I don't think dick size matters all that much.

Hello Anna!

Faucets! Vibrators! Fingers! Figure out what works for you.

I personally subscribe to Nietzsche's belief where we're all here by coincidence.

Say you were drunk and apologize profusely. Also, don't do it again.

Do the things you like. If you like rock climbing, see if you can meet any girls where rock climbing goes on. That way, you find a woman with similar interests.

Oral.

I find them degrading. I don't do them and I don't want to.

I think everyone here is pretty cool but I always make a point to say hi to Anna

Hello Lesanon, good to see you again! Hope you’ve been well.

~Anna~

huh? that at the morgue?

It's good to see you too! I've been sick lately but I'm on the mend and am doing a lot better. How have you been?

-Lesanon

Sorry to hear that, glad you’re feeling better. Nothing new here, and in a lot of ways it’s a good thing, ha. Getting ready for spring holidays.

~Anna~

I'm having a mental fucking breakdown & it's starting to scare me.. what should I do?

no

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Good to hear! I'm not sure what I'm doing for any of the holidays, exactly. I probably need to work that out soon. Thank you for reminding me!

Go to therapy. A therapist can help you out and make you feel safer and bring you back down to earth.

-Lesanon

About as bad as any bodily fluid on the face. But if you like it, then go do you far away from me.
I feel you man. I'm also content with nobody, but people often try to tell me otherwise.
I would say most femanons are someone nice on here. I mean, they go out of their way just to answer your questions and they're really friendly to other femanons.
copper iud's make periods heavier. There's no perfect contraception and every one of them has their pros and cons.
So I get to study the great asperigus dick in exchange for aids? Not a bad deal

~GinnyChan

You need to see a professional, there are people out there who can help you.

My pleasure.

Hello Ginny! It’s been awhile.

~Anna~

Is it okay to ask my gf to grow out her pubes for me? I love bush but she's always shaved down there.

What girth is perfect? How much is too much?

Give me goodluck for my exam

bob and vagene?

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Try talking to someone you trust.
If you're already having sex, I'm sure you could ask.
For me, just under 0 in is perfect, but every person has their preference
good luck, user!

~GinnyChan

Just "goodluck" cmon i need to pass this one

I miss the old femanons

Time for a poem that me & a friend wrote while drinking

There was a man from Georgia named Wayne Williams
described as a hunk
he gave kids presents he was known for being a giver
but unfortunately he was obsessed pulling that trigger
and he dumped his victims in the chattahoochee
or as I like to call it
The Chunk a Nigger River

Did you ever experience the feeling of being stretched by a cock ?

Этo Кaддaфи чтo ли ? И ты pyccкaя ?

If you do anything dumb user I'll personally bring you back to life just to kick ur ass for being so damn stupid, I take shit like this very seriously please get help before it's too late
Imo I think they're all pretty chill, wouldn't mind hanging with any of them

_S.D.

I hope ya'll are doing well

What are some things I can do to help make my girl cum harder
She likes:
>oral on clit
>RP as her daddy
>me verbally degrading her, calling her a slut, rape fantasies, slave to my cock

Any more ideas that drives you fembot wild?

I missed the answer last thread. how do I make it easier for my girl to get into cumplay? I can cum on her body and all but she doesn't like it near her face or in her mouth even though it'd be less of a mess. I know it's not my taste, but her mindset.

How do i get my gf to do 3some

Of course it’s ok user, all you need to do is ask.

Anything more than six inches would be too much imho.

Good luck user.

Well Vchan and I have been here and we’ve finally got Ginny and Lesanon back it seems! I miss Pumpkin and Theta...

Yes, the first time I had sex I was split in half it felt like.

Roughly translating using Google...Yes, it’s Gaddafi, he was my Papa, I loved him very much.

Hello SD, I’m ok, how have you been?

I kind of like being tied up/held down, but that’s just me.

Sit down with her and explain how erotic it is for you, maybe she’ll open up a bit more about it then.

I’m not into that and they can honestly fuck up a good relationship, but out of curiosity...mmf or ffm?

~Anna~

> Garbage advice by fat and ugly femanons.

Anna post nudes

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I don’t do nudes, sorry. But I guess I can post my face or something?

~Anna~

Do it

Is time slower on earth than in space?

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They're pretty damn cute actually

Post thighs pls

Why Does Conventional Physics Predict a Cosmological Constant That is Vastly Too Large?

What Is Dark Energy?

Thighs? Alright I guess.

~Anna~

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How Can Einstein Gravity Be Reconciled with Quantum Mechanics?

What is the Origin of the Entropy and Temperature of Black Holes?

Dead black holes

Is Information Lost in a Black Hole?

Take shirt off

Did the Universe Pass Through a Period of Inflation?

Do you feel more naked when you're naked with your bush shaved as opposed to when you're just naked and your slit is covered by the hair?

I teach Biology, not Physics. Need help with your biology homework? I’m good, but I’m shit at math and Physics is very math oriented. I think one of the femanon was a Physics major, but I forgot who.

~Anna~

Where is vacroo chan? I didn’t come in here talk to a fucking trap

Either or im exploratory, one of both

Ok.

I don’t do nudes, but here’s my face.

Well, a bit more naked because you feel ‘colder’ down there.

I don’t know where Vchan went, but if you like I’d be glad to vocaroo now that I’m home.

~Anna~

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I'd make you my cock sucking slave

Been there done that user.

~Anna~

Make that 2 dp her

Wasn't expecting blonde

Don't make me buzz bomb ya'll.

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Yes due to einsteins special theory of relativity

I call pussy

What do you think about uncut guys?

>copper iud's make periods heavier.
That's normally only temporary.

Plz

Don’t i get a say in that matter?

Yeah, always been blonde, I got the color from my father’s Swedish family and the curls from my mothers Libyan family.

I like it, more to play with.

Hm?

~Anna~

If I'm considering a 7 without really trying by most women, how unapproachable does that make me? I also have a pretty good metal look about me I've been told.

Yeah double pussy or ass and pussy

>Don’t i get a say in that matter?
No

My mom makes better biscuits then you

Kik?

Hm...

anna_gaddafi

~Anna~

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Shes down for operation Eiffel Tower

Well I just got back from getting a shit ton of blood drawn. So I'm a bit fatigued

But my bf is here so I'm out for the day user.

-vchan

Never said that...

Hey Vchan...Everything alright?

~Anna~

>thread turns in to women talking about themselves

And you wonder why men don't trust you with anything.

It really depends where in space we're talking about. Near a black hole time would be slower than on earth.

Ask away user, I’ve got nothing but time.

~Anna~

Well I wont know till I got results back haha.

But i got a new doctor so they wanted to basically run all types of blood tests just so they can get an idea of my overall health.

But I never considered my health to be good so I'm curious to see how the results turn out

-vchan

You missed a question.

That's literally what the thread is about user.
Women answering questions about women...duh

you should be called fermanons.

Saved

Nice reading comprehension vchan

buzz bommed at 150

Hopefully everything will be normal, keep us posted.

Which one?

Mmkay.

~Anna~

...

lol fermanons

I'm not vchan?

I'm sitting in my house for 3 years straight. Why won't women ring my bell and bang me?

I fucking hate all of you. Stop posting here.

About to maybe start dating at 25. How do I not come off as a creep? How do I explain my lack of dating experience at my age?

lol fermanons

Thanks for your Input.

I'll be sure to post even more

You lie, say you had a girlfriend when your 18 or 20 she will never find out

wait a minute. are you saying i stick it in something? i've been doing it wrong this whole time?

...

IO can just picture my fat cousin giving advice thinking she's helping.

This women are terrible at advice

Because that’s not how life works.

How would you explain it here?

What have you been doing with it user?

Why would you think that makes you look unapproachable?

Kek.

~Anna~

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That seems...well, dishonest

Yes but near any object that has mass time slows down around you as you approach the center

I wouldn't know how to explain it here, without being incredibly embarassing

Can you define 'social status' from the perspective of a female?

They're pretty damn decent actually. Lurk moar

Buttblasted roast detected

Would self-harm scars be a dealbreaker for you in a partner? Assuming the guy is no longer self harming.

Screeching cunt.

ooh i love the long hair and beard. maybe look into a skincare routine but otherwise you look nice!

Stupid whore.

discord gg/cvJNwJ

If he seeked therapy it'd be fine.

Well, no longer doing it, it was the scars that was the real question.

Gaddafi was pretty based. I want to build up a decent folder of memes of him. Thanks!

It's not fine why would you wanna date a edge lord attention whore?

Again. No longer doing it. Been years and years.

Coming off as a creep depends on your personality and social skills. If you can get by with normal conversation your fine, even being a little flustered or nervous around a girl won't hurt but sometimes it will just depend on the girl and how yall get along.

As for explaining lack of experience, you don't have to disclose anything you don't want to. Be honest if asked but you have control in what you share. Think about potential answers now, such as if you're a virgin maybe say you're saving yourself for someone special. Again your explanations are specific to you.

If you raped someone years ago youre still a rapist

No, I have plenty of my own.

Reee!

Yes he was, good luck user and thanks!

~Anna~

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I mean, I don't wanna be dishonest. I'm not saving myself for someone special, I just never dated or sought out sex. I'm really not sure what to say when I'm inevitably ask. You think I'll have to lie to not come off as a weirdo? Come up with lies ahead of time?

If it were years ago that's good. But for me personally I'd prefer if a guy went to therapy for whatever was troubling him. If you feel fine tho and have overcome your issues a good partner will not mind the scars.

Well I hope you're right about them not minding. They're not like atrocious but they are noticable.

Anyway thanks.

No, I still think being honest is important in this situation. What you said is good enough, you didn't feel a need for it. But you can tell a small lie if you want, it may cause problems in the future if a relationship becomes serious tho.
Instead of lying, try to focus the answer on something else. Did you achieve anything in the meantime? Studied, focus on career, or just finding yourself? Almost anything like that is a good response.

I guess I can just say I was too busy with my degree or something.

Hey what city are you in ?

1. not weird. pretty common. nipples are still sensitive even if you dont have as much breast tissue as a female. i think anus stim is gross cuz poop but men can literally orgasm from their ass because of prostrate. i think ass for women is pointless though because they dont have one.
2. check out the youtube channel lab muffin and the blog of the same name and the r/skincareaddiction subreddit
3. it doesn't matter. women cum from clitoris stim.

Hm, then I’d suggest saying something like you were studying or working and didn’t have time for a relationship.

Atlanta.

~Anna~

Wellllll I've a hell of alot better than I was before being I was the user having a breakdown earlier so all in all I guess good

_S.D.

I guess I'll do that. Thanks.

So I'm driving there now where am I taking you out ? Drinks food what are you in the mood for ?

Yup that's fine.

I’m sorry SD, but I’m glad you’re feeling better...Everything alright?

You’re welcome.

~Anna~

nice guy user

Why the fuck would females post here? Serious question by the way.

I’ve already eaten user, ha, but thank you none the less.

~Anna~

Cringe

test

You had me at vocaroo that voice !!! Fuck I want to see in person

Are you smoking or is that naturally your voice ?

See this is what I mean. Why would actual women come to this fucking site.

Not really but it could always be worse

You’ll need this user

amazon.co.uk/Colonel-Gaddafi-Dictator-Military-Fancy/dp/B00SJE6B2K

Yea Forums is fun

Forget nice it's the voice and her picture . I dont lurke these boards often so yea shoot me

Bored and tired not doing anything

> commiefornia

32 M

Is she still here ?

I dont like them I like her

Allot

> Anna

Would you consider dating a guy with high functioning autism?

Lol I have competition

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I stumbled on b while reading about the revolution in Libya, been here since. I get a sense of belonging and/or community, that’s all.

I’ve never smoked a day in my life.

Want to talk about it?

I’m here.

Yeah sure, I’ve taught aspies and they’re fairly normal.

~Anna~

Yes, my ex was autistic.

Might as well i guess

I'll bet your students really appreciate being referred to as "aspies". You're probably like every cunt teacher I ahd.

Stupidest shit you've seen on a daily Q&A post ?

Also are you going to add an FAQ to your posts ? I bet the dick size question must be asked a lot

The Q&A threads are pretty stupid in general so..

What does it take to meet with you get wasted give you the best orgasm have twin babies. Let me know highly interested in meeting you

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Well feel free to stop posting here, bitch

Shall I keep visiting Yea Forums if I ever want to see you again? If you dont reply I'll take that as a NO

Well, to me it’s more preferable than lumping them all together under ASD like the DSM-5 does. Unless you’re cool with being in the same level as Chris Chan, or maybe you’re one of those Autism Speaks types who rages about non issues. I had a nearly grown student who taught me that terminology after being diagnosed, nice kid. Either way grow some thicker skin, that anger issue thing isn’t going to help you out in the long run.

Some black American saying that slavery was still a thing and I owed him something.

I’m good user, thanks.

I mean, sure, I’m always here.

~Anna~

>Autism Speaks types
You know what, fuck you. I'm glad your fucking dictator buddy got raped to death.

I love Anna

Mate don't be a creep

You seems a great waifu

How do I not hate you?

>t.SJW neoliberal

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Yeah sorry, I’m just not going to support an organization that’s goal is ‘curing’ perfectly normal people who have a slight social imparement user. If you chose to be salty that’s fine, but I’ll take the more compassionate route and ignore that statement.

Aw, thanks user.

~Anna~

I don't know what that group even is, I just don't like being insulted. You remind me of every shitty teacher who made my life hell.

Amen to that.

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Fk off sorry but I recognize beauty and she has me for now. I'm not big on internet dating or social media but when I heard that voice. Hooked

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Will the Dragon Quest movie be any good ?

Eww

The rule for femanons has always been tits or GTFO.

Is Anna married or single ?

Doesn't matter I just want to know how many I have to get out of the way

Ty

Stop shilling this neoliberal jewnigger

Her man is dead you dipshit

Have to paint my nails for a semi-formal occasion. Do I go with black, white, or enamel? (dress is black btw).

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Nigga not even her friend SD is as pathetic as you

Rate this dude

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user...‘aspie’ isn’t an insult, it’s a shorting of the term Asperger Syndrome, which is what height functioning autism used to be called before it was merged into Autistic Spectrum Disorder in the DSM-5. Most psychiatrists and educators use that terminology, it’s like shorting Post Traumatic Stress Disorder to PTSD or Boarderline Personality Disorder to ‘boarderlines’...

This.

Dunno, haven’t even heard of it.

Single...I guess.

I like black, but that’s just me.

~Anna~

I've literally been called it as an insult you dumb cow

Light brown

How can I get in touch with you ?

user email or user IM

gotta lose some weight and grow out hair then come back.

Yeah, but it’s not an insult. There are plenty of people on Yea Forums who use the word ‘autisic’ as an insult, when it’s pretty obviously not when used in context. I’ve been called a woman as an insult, that doesn’t change the fact that a.) I’m a woman and b.) the word ‘woman’ isn’t insulting just because some asshole wanted to use it that way. I think you’re projecting a little too hard.

~Anna~

Oh, it's this salty attention whore again

Fuck yourself
Projecting? Fuck you.
Private school teacher named Anna in Atlanta. Not gonna be hard to figure out who you are.

Anna who is your favorite male user that come to the femanon threads?

It's not weird, it's hot.
Wash your face every night, and make sure to moisturize after.
I'd say it's pretty important, but everyone is different.
~

Fav pic Anna is fine AF

I'll take that as a confirmation.

Settle down user, that’s a lot of aggression going on. Yeah, you’ve obviously had a bad experience with a teacher and here I am saying something that’s triggered you for no reason. Some of the smartest and best students I’ve had were autistic and I have no idea why you’re so butthurt.

Oh, I don’t really have one. SD is the only one I know on a name basis though.

Aw shucks user.

~Anna~

So when are you going to be killing yourself, useless broken little aspie?

[email protected]

Who in the fuck is SD?

Sweet Depresso, he’s here in most threads.

~Anna~

I think you may already know why.
This question requires self reflection, as we don't know what you look like/how your personality is/etc.

I'm OCD so I eat them in two's.

Lay flat on your stomach and use your palm for max pressure on your clitoris. Hump your palm hard, you don't actually have to move much, just use your palm and use your body weight to massage your clit.
More pressure the better.
I hope this works for you!

No, I know how sensitive it gets.
What would be nice is if they help finish us off if we haven't orgasmed yet.

Go to the gym.
You've been to one before right?
How good did it feel afterwards?
Workouts release dopamine too, so you can combat body fat AND depression from something as simple as working out.
You got this buddy, I believe in you.
~

Call me Mike

My plan is to buy 2 plane tickets round trip somewhere exotic and far away. I'm thinking animals, beautiful landscapes so we could drive around and discover everything the world has to offer

Sounds like a faggot

Now user, that’s not very nice.

Um, ok.

~Anna~

If this is too boring we can do things your way

What gets you going ?

What makes you happy in life ?

What's the best way to please a fembot orally?

>Yea Forums
>Nice

Pick one you dumb bitch

I thought you were going to kill yourself, aspie.

I'm going fast but I'm also serious

If flying or visiting other places is not your thing I understand

Your still amazing and I dont want to leave this thread

Email sent lol

Why should I date someone?

Which is why I'm getting hitched probably lol

Stop being 12 and moody?

Also I'm here for a little bit I guess.
Still a bit out of it so I might drift off lol

-vchan

And I thought you were going to go back to sucking Anna's big black dick

Lots of focus on the clit.

Pic related.

Well, hope you have a good time, I’ve been lots of places across Europe and North Africa where I grew up, I miss it a lot sometimes.

~Anna~

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Women are basically just niggers without the violence.

You shouldn’t if you don’t want to.

What makes you say that user?

~Anna~

Kek why are you always posting pics of that dead dumbass?

Let her know you were drunk and that you didn't mean to disrespect her like that.
If she's cool and forgives you then drop it forever.
If she's still upset with you, let her know you'll give her space and that you are truly very sorry.
But mean it of course.

Find out what really turns her on/what her fantasy is.
And if she doesn't know then let her watch porn and figure it out.
Once you find out, put it into action and see how it goes.
Just don't take it too personal unless you find out it is you.
Maybe ask her about it without making her feel like you only want sex.
Also did she just start birth control or some type of medication?

It depends what you are looking for.
Sex: Dating apps.
Relationship: Out in the real world.
Do something you like to do recreationally, ex: hiking, biking, shopping, etc.
Find someone in a setting that will show you both have something you are both interested in.

I'd say a minimum 15 minutes of foreplay. Get her wet. Buy a vibrator to use on her clit and tease her as long as you can until you can't wait anymore.

I enjoy, just as long as none of it gets in my eye.
That shit hurts.
I'm sure those little fuckers think my eyeball is the egg.

Don't feel pressured by society.
Do what you feel is best for you.
If you don't want children and are truly happy, then there is really no need.

I don't, it just reflects me irl :')

I'd say take it slow, don't touch it until she's bucking her hips begging for it.
And still only touch over her clothes/panties for a bit.

Fuck no.

Definitely ask her.
No shame in asking!
~

I think I'm an old one?

He was 1000x more of a man than you will ever be.
t.not Anna

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Too bad Anna wasn't the one people thought was dead.

>doesn’t like being insulted
>calls Anna names after she uses a benign phrase commonly used to refer to autists
You get what you give user, I actually commend Anna for not going off on you for being such a thin skinned faggot.

oh hey gammycham is alive

I hope the user that lost his shit ended up killing themselves

Would it be wrong to give you a back rub and then oral sex after you come home from work tired and exhausted. ?

Why not? He was a great man, you should read the Green Book and see.

My Papa, he did such wonders before being murdered. Thank you user.

At some point, but I’d like to travel to Libya to die. I feel like it’s where I was meant to be anyway.

~Anna~

Just fucking do it you stupid cunt stop being such a whiny idiot

How much you wanna bet it's the SD dude being an edgy retard saying this dumb shit about the femanons & himself

Stop being 14

Soft? Hard? Directly on the clit? Around it? How much inside? Mix in ass play?

Not the right time or place user.

~Anna~

a really short guy (5ft 5 in) who looks alot younger than his age (25)

im straight, should i give up on masculinity and embrace my look with long hair/shaven face?

or should i grow a beard and shave anyways and pretend to be a real man? Thats a joke, im not insecure just trying to maximize my potential.

i ment grow a beard and cut my hair short on my head, excuse me im retarded.

Do you have any real friends? Why bother interact with people here?

Go outside and look

People are glued to their fkn phones

Internet changed everything

Get with it or get out

post face and we can tailor advice more personally

A mixture of soft and hard, both directly on and around the clit. I liked a lot inside but that’s just me, and ass play is more of an individual basis kind of thing.

I prefer cleanly shaven men, but that’s just me.

Not really, I don’t feel like I can be the real me with others, considering my past. It’s not something I can openly talk about and all.

~Anna~

What's the point of living, we all die by the end of everything anyway

tfw no mama gaddafi gf

The only meaning is that we make for ourselves user.

~Anna~

Do you have any people you've met from here you consider a "friend"

Name girl on the left? Link for answer

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There there user, mama Gaddafi sends you a hug.

Sure, the other femanon sand SD in these threads specifically, and some very close kik friends.

~Anna~

would you breastfeed a guy if he really wanted to try it? would that turn you on?

Hey Anna.

Thanks for talking me down that one time. Nice to see you’re still around.

I’m a 26 year old virgin, should I kill myself or is there hope?

I thought you ended up giving SD your discord awhile back if I remember correctly..

Sure, lord knows I make enough. I’m sure it would turn me on, yeah.

Don’t thank me user, thank you for choosing to stick around, glad to see you still here as well.

~Anna~

Guess that wont be happening

Love you boo

There’s always hope user, hang in there, I’m sure there’s a great girl out there for you.

Yeah, unfortunately we’ve both been too busy and can’t coordinate a proper meeting time...

Missed this question. That would be nice user, I think any women would appreciate that.

~Anna~

have you ever tittyfucked a guy? if not, would you?

Sorta kinda, I didn’t have as much back then. And yeah, sure.

~Anna~

Your dope let's kick it

Maybe you'll be able to speak to him in the summer where things might not be as busy?

Not sure about SD but you're a chill person in my book

Well, I can chat outside of Yea Forums, but I’m not looking for anything...well, you know what I mean.

Thread has reached bump limit, I’ll hang around until the thread is kill, but here’s a formal goodnight to everyone.

~Anna~

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Hopefully so, I’ve always got more time during the summer.

~Anna~

is anal actually enjoyable for women?

What's your kik or user IM

So fkn pretty and you have a good ear ? too much

WOW WOW WOW WOW

big Mike in the house !

Here is a song you made me think about

I like it, but it’s not for everybody.

anna_gaddafi

~Anna~