octopus eating competition
8 people sit around a table and eat the octopus legs until the first person gets to the middle and they get to eat the middle bit
it's a race
i asked my gf
>does that sounds like a good idea
>no
Octopus eating competition
Andrew Myers
Jordan Rogers
Kill her
Ayden Martinez
Do you have a mental deficiency? Like is something actually wrong with your brain?
Jose Wilson
she will certainly not be invited to take part in the competition, but i would like to formally invite you
Hudson Miller
i have aspergers and a big dick
Tyler Baker
:D i like it
Asher Anderson
i win OP
Logan Hall
woah! i am so impressed, here is your prize
Cooper Howard
thank you i am going to try and get it into the olympics
Tyler Edwards
fuck u Im the octopus eating campion reigning since 2013 REEEEEEEEEEE
Oliver Martinez
Anthony Roberts
Adam Fisher
Fuck you I'm the Japanese octopus eating champion reigning since 2012
Nathan Stewart
oh fuck. shit just got real.
Sebastian Rogers
does this m&m have a weapon?
David Perry
No but I'm more dangerous than you would think
Benjamin Ross
Would make a nice filthy frank video
Ethan Adams
it looks like you are hiding something behind your back, i just want to make sure it's nothing illegal during the next competition
Lincoln Diaz
I promise I don't have an octopus eating machine
Jordan Gonzalez
well you have promised so i'll take your word for it, but if i catch you using that machine during the comp then i will have to give you a chinese burn and double nipple twisters
Joshua Lee
Good idea OP