Hey Yea Forums should be shit look like this?

Hey Yea Forums should be shit look like this?

WebMD is cancer

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Bumping for good health

Another view I guess

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It looks kinda like stuffing

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Looks like fuckin cranberry sauce

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Did you eat a baby?

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Thst already looks like blood which is never a good sign
And pale or white shit means that your liver isnt producing enough bile
In other words go to the hospital faggot

Noted

p,a med fag here
if it isnt a dark red color than its not cancer or internal bleeding, although do not let that detract from the urgency of this. go to a md as soon as possible. blood in you stool is never a good sight aswell as sign. it may just be a hemorrhoid that ruptured, albeit go to a doctor.

i once shit like a gallon of pure blood, never happened again and ive been fine since

Oh god user

Define dark red

absolutely normal

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Looks good, you're fine

I haven’t had to shit since, (it’s been about a day)

But if it looks like this again I’ll go.

This is like pregnant lady poop in the last trimester, poor ladies all constipated and can't poop for weeks

Unless you had a lot of meat, barely any water, and held onto ur poop for dear life

kek you absolute soldier

yeah you're probably just extremely constipated, wtf have you been eating the last few days? you probably just tore your asshole while you were excreting that asteroid.

It took at least a half hour getting it out, ngl

I don’t eat much tho, just like sausage egg n cheese sandwiches from
McDonald’s, and that’s like once a day

I just bought a bomb ass chipotle meal though so I’ll post results in a couple hours

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>eating at mcdonalds once a day

thats gonna be a yikes from me

lol

so lots of meat, protein, egg, cheese and bread, that's basically a reverse laxative mate you're basically asking to have a meteor in your lower intestine

All that white stuff floating around makes me think its fat.
That cant be a good sign either.

Oof, we got ourselves a "yikes"er over here.

Kill yourselves

What the fuck? What is that? Are you retarded?
If you have to ask a bunch of faggots on Yea Forums if your shit is supposed to look like that, you have to die, it's natural selection. Go to a fucking hospital